Thank you Opiophile!

EleusisII · 11-06-2009, 08:57 PM

Found this over on bluelight, and wow... I'm speachless.
Let's all do a collective facepalm, and take a minute to appreciate a place on the web where a discussion on plugging doesn't devolve into a discussion on the intricacies on anal sphincters, and on what exactly constitutes "Gay shit".

Plus its funny as hell!

Quote:
Originally Posted by !_MDMA_!

people are saying how plugging isnt gay, but why do i hear these stories of using lube for easier access. that is some gay shit, tell yourselves whatever you want. if its that important fot you to get a stronger high, might as well iv, thats where youre headed anyway

The logic of your statement makes absolutely no sense. First of all, if someone finds it difficult and uncomfortable to insert a foreign object into rectum without lube, that should be a major indication that they are NOT gay. For one, if they find it difficult to insert something rectally without lube (especially something that small), it's likely because they have a tight anal-sphincter, which would indicate that it is very rare for things to be inserted into it, suggesting that this person does not engage in anal sex. Secondly, if someone finds it that uncomfortable to insert a such a small object anally, to the point where they need to use lube to make it easier on themselves, then obviously anal penetration it is not a feeling that they enjoy.

Spork · 11-06-2009, 09:01 PM

All the more reason why I don't use MDMA, look what it does to your intelligence.

GOLD N DIEMONDS · 11-06-2009, 09:12 PM

SPEECHLESS IT IS!
So basically dude is stating plugging = gay
and you are better off IV than plugging to avoid become GAY????

I know I am right about the collective above IQs on OPI
thanks-EII

EleusisII · 11-06-2009, 09:14 PM

You gotta appreciate the logic...

Gay sex requires lube

Hence:

If plugging requires lube, then plugging = gay sex!

ItsLupus · 11-06-2009, 09:16 PM

Priceless E!

Now who steps forth to lay claim to those words?

Anyone?Anyone?

SHELLEY · 11-06-2009, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EleusisII

You gotta appreciate the logic...

Gay sex requires lube

Hence:

If plugging requires lube, then plugging = gay sex!

what if you like anal sex, and you can plug but you don't use lube
but you aren't a dude at all, and therefore ass things are not gay
is plugging still gay for her?

GOLD N DIEMONDS · 11-06-2009, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SHELLEY

what if you like anal sex, and you can plug but you don't use lube
but you aren't a dude at all, and therefore ass things are not gay
is plugging still gay for her?

VERY GOOD SHELLY!
So a plugging gal could
a) make lots of $$
b) turn gay lesbian via plugging???

some smarts folks down in FL.

SHELLEY · 11-06-2009, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GOLD N DIEMONDS

VERY GOOD SHELLY!
So a plugging gal could
a) make lots of $$
b) turn gay lesbian via plugging???

some smarts folks down in FL.

that's the kind of answer i wanted! thanks GnD!

Madam Oxy · 11-07-2009, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EleusisII

For one, if they find it difficult to insert something rectally without lube (especially something that small), it's likely because they have a tight anal-sphincter, which would indicate that it is very rare for things to be inserted into it, suggesting that this person does not engage in anal sex. Secondly, if someone finds it that uncomfortable to insert a such a small object anally, to the point where they need to use lube to make it easier on themselves, then obviously anal penetration it is not a feeling that they enjoy.

Couldn't they also be known as a 'tight-ass'?

EleusisII · 11-07-2009, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ItsLupus

Priceless E!

Now who steps forth to lay claim to those words?

Anyone?Anyone?

Heh, actually the bottom guy (heh-heh) who goes through so much trouble to fight the first guys logic, AND WHO, FOR WHATEVER WEIRD REASON, SEEMS TO BE VERY FAMILIAR WITH THE ASS AND ITS TERMINOLOGY, happens to be the cream of the current newbie crop: NYJunkie!
Have you guys met? Quite an interesting character!

GOLD N DIEMONDS · 11-07-2009, 04:39 AM

Wait- HE STATED HE WAS NOT IN TO PLUGGING?
mmmmmm more BS
rectal bs= plugging

nick · 11-07-2009, 06:16 AM

Jesus! It's Bluelight-what do expect?

In all fairness,there are some really sharp guys on Bluelight.The problem is their many,MANY absolute fools as well.

malibustacey · 11-07-2009, 07:00 AM

Oh my god, just nearly fell of my chair at work laughing at that! What a nobhead!!

southernbelle · 11-07-2009, 07:24 AM

Icky, where's that picture of Captain Picard with his head in his hands? That's the only thing I can say about this....

Syd. · 11-07-2009, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EleusisII

why do i hear these stories of using lube for easier access. that is some gay shit

Good to know that lube = gay. My husband recently had to have a colonoscopy and says they used lube... so now he's gay? Oh, great. Or was he already gay before, hence his willingness to allow the use of lube? How could I not have known!? Jesus, I feel like such an idiot!

11-06-2009, 08:57 PM	#1
EleusisII Never Looked Back Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Denmark Posts: 3,146	Thank you Opiophile! Found this over on bluelight, and wow... I'm speachless. Let's all do a collective facepalm, and take a minute to appreciate a place on the web where a discussion on plugging doesn't devolve into a discussion on the intricacies on anal sphincters, and on what exactly constitutes "Gay shit". Plus its funny as hell! Quote: Originally Posted by !_MDMA_! people are saying how plugging isnt gay, but why do i hear these stories of using lube for easier access. that is some gay shit, tell yourselves whatever you want. if its that important fot you to get a stronger high, might as well iv, thats where youre headed anyway The logic of your statement makes absolutely no sense. First of all, if someone finds it difficult and uncomfortable to insert a foreign object into rectum without lube, that should be a major indication that they are NOT gay. For one, if they find it difficult to insert something rectally without lube (especially something that small), it's likely because they have a tight anal-sphincter, which would indicate that it is very rare for things to be inserted into it, suggesting that this person does not engage in anal sex. Secondly, if someone finds it that uncomfortable to insert a such a small object anally, to the point where they need to use lube to make it easier on themselves, then obviously anal penetration it is not a feeling that they enjoy. __________________ brb: Doing your finances!

11-06-2009, 09:01 PM	#2
Spork Opiophorum Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 211	Re: Thank you Opiophile! All the more reason why I don't use MDMA, look what it does to your intelligence.

11-06-2009, 09:12 PM	#3
GOLD N DIEMONDS Never Looked Back Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: by the big lake Posts: 1,802	Re: Thank you Opiophile! SPEECHLESS IT IS! So basically dude is stating plugging = gay and you are better off IV than plugging to avoid become GAY???? I know I am right about the collective above IQs on OPI thanks-EII

11-06-2009, 09:14 PM	#4
EleusisII Never Looked Back Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Denmark Posts: 3,146	Re: Thank you Opiophile! You gotta appreciate the logic... Gay sex requires lube Hence: If plugging requires lube, then plugging = gay sex! __________________ brb: Doing your finances!

11-06-2009, 09:16 PM	#5
ItsLupus Junky Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Sneaking up behind you..... Posts: 318	Re: Thank you Opiophile! Priceless E! Now who steps forth to lay claim to those words? Anyone?Anyone? __________________

11-07-2009, 04:39 AM	#11
GOLD N DIEMONDS Never Looked Back Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: by the big lake Posts: 1,802	Re: Thank you Opiophile! Wait- HE STATED HE WAS NOT IN TO PLUGGING? mmmmmm more BS rectal bs= plugging

11-07-2009, 06:16 AM	#12
nick Honorary Charter Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Perdition's flame. Posts: 12,280	Re: Thank you Opiophile! Jesus! It's Bluelight-what do expect? In all fairness,there are some really sharp guys on Bluelight.The problem is their many,MANY absolute fools as well. __________________ Prudence is an old maid courted by incapacity. William Blake. PRACTICE RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS.

11-07-2009, 07:00 AM	#13
malibustacey Occasionally Opiated Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Manchester UK Posts: 19	Re: Thank you Opiophile! Oh my god, just nearly fell of my chair at work laughing at that! What a nobhead!!

11-07-2009, 07:24 AM	#14
southernbelle Glamorous Southern Grandmother PLATINUM MEMBER SUPER FUCKING SOLID GOLD MEMBER Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: SE U.S.A. Posts: 2,294	Re: Thank you Opiophile! Icky, where's that picture of Captain Picard with his head in his hands? That's the only thing I can say about this.... __________________

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