overseas "penpal"

Laudanum · 01-05-2006, 05:10 AM

i have an idea: while wandering through the web, i came across sites with "penpals" from all over the world looking to practice their english and make friends, etc.

what if they could also stop by their local pharmacy and pick up a few items for me - purely in the interests of humanitarian good nature of course.

anybody ever try it?

i remember going to a pharmacy in the philippines and had my girlfriend just translate for me to get "pain relief" lotion for my sunburn. no questions asked. if only i had her address today.

my bet is some of those places would sell their grandmother for $20.

duke_nemmerle · 01-05-2006, 11:33 AM

Hell yeah, I always consider that an option man. Third world countries are the way to go

skeletontea · 01-05-2006, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laudanum

my bet is some of those places would sell their grandmother for $20.

Who the hell's gonna' pay $20 for a used Filipino grandmother? You're living in a dream world Laudanum!

Mokelly · 01-05-2006, 05:42 PM

............................lmfao!

GMorris · 01-05-2006, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skeletontea

Who the hell's gonna' pay $20 for a used Filipino grandmother? You're living in a dream world Laudanum!

Heh... I've read a lot about Laudanum but never had it. Supposedly it makes ya dream since it's a tincture of opium, but I just can't imagine ever dreaming of a Filipino grandmother. Hell, from some of the Filipinos I've seen, I can barely imagine dreaming of a teenage Filipino girl! (You know how most of them have those bizarre facial features?) Although I HAVE seen a few who were bad to the fucking bone. ONLY a few.

blackdog · 01-06-2006, 12:24 AM

sounds like what some us would prefer is a
pill-pal rather then a pen-pal. oh myyy!!!!!

what uuuuupp?????? my peeps? da dawgg

Zoop · 01-06-2006, 10:37 AM

That is a VERY interesting idea and I think you should try it.

Only thing about it is that the mail that you pen pal sends you would still have to come through customs, wouldn't it? Maybe not if it's just a letter? I don't remember having to put a customs declaration on some mail I sent overseas one time a few years ago (to a friend staying in Europe).

Hmmm.

milky_tears · 01-06-2006, 12:44 PM

SWIM has posted small amounts of heroin into the US a few times with no problems. He said that he learned the technique from sending to friends in jail.

(From Europe btw)

blackdog · 01-07-2006, 10:10 PM

how about pills in pens. ya know like them sample advertising pens and key rings like i used to have sent to me from novelty sales advertiseing sales co's and such. then i would hand em out to customers and what have you ?.....oh yeah what where we talkin about????mebad DA/DAWGG

Laudanum · 01-11-2006, 04:37 AM

OK, OK, $15 for the grandmother - and that's my final offer. just leave the teeth on the table.

ya, zoop, customs "could" be on the package like stink on s**t. but there are ways around that. from what i know, if they confiscate a package, they send a letter saying you have to pick it up in person. just ignore the letter, and it's over (they keep it, i get nothing for a first offense).

gmorris, laudanum was 50% morphine - and sold as a "cure-all" patent med. no wonder they called 'em the 'roaring '20's'. AND, beg to differ, but those LBFM's (little brown f**king machines) were worth every penny too (literally) when i was in the navy. even the fat man had a "date" in those days.

milky_tears - {SWIM - no comprendo. is that a person, place, or acronim?} how did they do it?

BTW, did you all see that portugal recently de-criminalized H for personal use. check out the BBC news website. now all i have to do is learn portgualese. piece o' cake, i'm tellin' ya.

shaunclo · 01-11-2006, 12:21 PM

Laudanum,

SWIM - Someone Who Isnt Me

milky_tears · 01-20-2006, 02:31 AM

Portugal decriminalised all drugs quite a while ago now, and as for learning Portugese, most (younger) Portugese people speak fairly good English.

Wildman · 01-20-2006, 07:47 AM

About 20 years ago, SWIM would send sheets of blotter to S. America and would get back
video tapes with an ounce of blow in them.

SWIM has also recieved birthday cards with doobs in them, which I thought was foolish
but none ever were intercepted.

These days, it would be dumb to mail buds or blow, but I'm sure a few pills would be
easy to do. I do have a friend who would get the "camoflage-colored" codeine pills from a
buddy overseas (perduretas?) and nary an issue.

Wildman

exitwound · 01-20-2006, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wildman

About 20 years ago, SWIM would send sheets of blotter to S. America and would get back
video tapes with an ounce of blow in them.

SWIM has also recieved birthday cards with doobs in them, which I thought was foolish
but none ever were intercepted.

These days, it would be dumb to mail buds or blow, but I'm sure a few pills would be
easy to do. I do have a friend who would get the "camoflage-colored" codeine pills from a
buddy overseas (perduretas?) and nary an issue.

Wildman

There's still a solid trade in pills, but most obviously shaped/scented materials are not smart to be sending. The technology to detect them has greatly improved, as has the political will and the funding behind it.

SomniGod · 01-20-2006, 04:51 PM

EVERYONE PLEASE BEWARE!!! There has been some lame shit going on with the ol USPS lately. A few people SWIM may know may have some legal trouble right now due to mailings. So PLEASE my phriends...take precautions!

~S~

01-05-2006, 05:10 AM	#1
Laudanum Occasionally Opiated Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: san francisco bay Posts: 14	overseas "penpal" i have an idea: while wandering through the web, i came across sites with "penpals" from all over the world looking to practice their english and make friends, etc. what if they could also stop by their local pharmacy and pick up a few items for me - purely in the interests of humanitarian good nature of course. anybody ever try it? i remember going to a pharmacy in the philippines and had my girlfriend just translate for me to get "pain relief" lotion for my sunburn. no questions asked. if only i had her address today. my bet is some of those places would sell their grandmother for $20. __________________ ~Ka-ChInG: $.02~

01-05-2006, 11:33 AM	#2
duke_nemmerle Junky Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 323	Re: overseas "penpal" Hell yeah, I always consider that an option man. Third world countries are the way to go

01-05-2006, 05:42 PM	#4
Mokelly Opiophorum Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NY Posts: 228	Re: overseas "penpal" ............................lmfao! __________________ All of the above is false.

01-06-2006, 12:24 AM	#6
blackdog Never Looked Back Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: nyc/northern new jersey Posts: 1,747	Re: overseas "penpal" sounds like what some us would prefer is a pill-pal rather then a pen-pal. oh myyy!!!!! what uuuuupp?????? my peeps? da dawgg __________________ *Life is just what happens to you when you're busy making other plans*,john lennon,

01-06-2006, 10:37 AM	#7
Zoop Left the building. Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 618	Re: overseas "penpal" That is a VERY interesting idea and I think you should try it. Only thing about it is that the mail that you pen pal sends you would still have to come through customs, wouldn't it? Maybe not if it's just a letter? I don't remember having to put a customs declaration on some mail I sent overseas one time a few years ago (to a friend staying in Europe). Hmmm.

01-06-2006, 12:44 PM	#8
milky_tears Opiophorum Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: UK Posts: 111	Re: overseas "penpal" SWIM has posted small amounts of heroin into the US a few times with no problems. He said that he learned the technique from sending to friends in jail. (From Europe btw) __________________ 8oO--~} STOP BOMBS, NOT DRUGS.

01-07-2006, 10:10 PM	#9
blackdog Never Looked Back Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: nyc/northern new jersey Posts: 1,747	Re: overseas "penpal" how about pills in pens. ya know like them sample advertising pens and key rings like i used to have sent to me from novelty sales advertiseing sales co's and such. then i would hand em out to customers and what have you ?.....oh yeah what where we talkin about????mebad DA/DAWGG __________________ *Life is just what happens to you when you're busy making other plans*,john lennon,

01-11-2006, 04:37 AM	#10
Laudanum Occasionally Opiated Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: san francisco bay Posts: 14	Re: overseas "penpal" OK, OK, $15 for the grandmother - and that's my final offer. just leave the teeth on the table. ya, zoop, customs "could" be on the package like stink on st. but there are ways around that. from what i know, if they confiscate a package, they send a letter saying you have to pick it up in person. just ignore the letter, and it's over (they keep it, i get nothing for a first offense). gmorris, laudanum was 50% morphine - and sold as a "cure-all" patent med. no wonder they called 'em the 'roaring '20's'. AND, beg to differ, but those LBFM's (little brown fking machines) were worth every penny too (literally) when i was in the navy. even the fat man had a "date" in those days. milky_tears - {SWIM - no comprendo. is that a person, place, or acronim?} how did they do it? BTW, did you all see that portugal recently de-criminalized H for personal use. check out the BBC news website. now all i have to do is learn portgualese. piece o' cake, i'm tellin' ya. __________________ ~Ka-ChInG: $.02~

01-11-2006, 12:21 PM	#11
shaunclo Never Looked Back Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: CALIFORNIA Posts: 1,614	Re: overseas "penpal" Laudanum, SWIM - Someone Who Isnt Me __________________ Like taking the hair off a monkey.........dont try this at home

01-20-2006, 02:31 AM	#12
milky_tears Opiophorum Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: UK Posts: 111	Re: overseas "penpal" Portugal decriminalised all drugs quite a while ago now, and as for learning Portugese, most (younger) Portugese people speak fairly good English. __________________ 8oO--~} STOP BOMBS, NOT DRUGS.

01-20-2006, 07:47 AM	#13
Wildman Occasionally Opiated Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Somewhere Posts: 87	Re: overseas "penpal" About 20 years ago, SWIM would send sheets of blotter to S. America and would get back video tapes with an ounce of blow in them. SWIM has also recieved birthday cards with doobs in them, which I thought was foolish but none ever were intercepted. These days, it would be dumb to mail buds or blow, but I'm sure a few pills would be easy to do. I do have a friend who would get the "camoflage-colored" codeine pills from a buddy overseas (perduretas?) and nary an issue. Wildman __________________ "Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich stärker" (What does not kill me makes me stronger)

01-20-2006, 04:51 PM	#15
SomniGod Jr. Opiophile Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Forida Posts: 679	Re: overseas "penpal" EVERYONE PLEASE BEWARE!!! There has been some lame shit going on with the ol USPS lately. A few people SWIM may know may have some legal trouble right now due to mailings. So PLEASE my phriends...take precautions! ~S~ __________________ "Ribs soooo good...make you wanna slap yo momma!" ssd

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
"Illegal Steroid Use Dangerous and Often Concurrent with Opiate Abuse"	bi11i	Opiates in the News and on the Web	1	09-02-2006 06:13 PM
"Dope Sick Love" Brent and Craig Renaud	bi11i	Film and Footage	15	06-24-2006 05:03 PM
"Leader of Asbury Park Heroin Ring Arrested"	bi11i	Opiates in the News and on the Web	5	02-08-2006 08:39 AM
"Thirteen held in heroin raids" - Adam Morton, theage.com	bi11i	Opiates in the News and on the Web	14	01-30-2006 10:19 AM
DXM - "Ex-Salem teen found stabbed, in critical condition"	bi11i	Opiates in the News and on the Web	0	03-16-2005 12:49 PM