overseas "penpal"

[Laudanum]

i have an idea: while wandering through the web, i came across sites with "penpals" from all over the world looking to practice their english and make friends, etc.

what if they could also stop by their local pharmacy and pick up a few items for me - purely in the interests of humanitarian good nature of course.

anybody ever try it?

i remember going to a pharmacy in the philippines and had my girlfriend just translate for me to get "pain relief" lotion for my sunburn. no questions asked. if only i had her address today.

my bet is some of those places would sell their grandmother for $20.

[duke_nemmerle]

Hell yeah, I always consider that an option man. Third world countries are the way to go

[skeletontea]

Originally Posted by Laudanum

my bet is some of those places would sell their grandmother for $20.

Who the hell's gonna' pay $20 for a used Filipino grandmother? You're living in a dream world Laudanum!

[Mokelly]

............................lmfao!

[GMorris]

Originally Posted by skeletontea

Who the hell's gonna' pay $20 for a used Filipino grandmother? You're living in a dream world Laudanum!

Heh... I've read a lot about Laudanum but never had it. Supposedly it makes ya dream since it's a tincture of opium, but I just can't imagine ever dreaming of a Filipino grandmother. Hell, from some of the Filipinos I've seen, I can barely imagine dreaming of a teenage Filipino girl! (You know how most of them have those bizarre facial features?) Although I HAVE seen a few who were bad to the fucking bone. ONLY a few.

[blackdog]

sounds like what some us would prefer is a
pill-pal rather then a pen-pal. oh myyy!!!!!
what uuuuupp?????? my peeps? da dawgg

[Zoops]

That is a VERY interesting idea and I think you should try it.

Only thing about it is that the mail that you pen pal sends you would still have to come through customs, wouldn't it? Maybe not if it's just a letter? I don't remember having to put a customs declaration on some mail I sent overseas one time a few years ago (to a friend staying in Europe).

Hmmm.

[milky_tears]

SWIM has posted small amounts of heroin into the US a few times with no problems. He said that he learned the technique from sending to friends in jail.

(From Europe btw)

[blackdog]

how about pills in pens. ya know like them sample advertising pens and key rings like i used to have sent to me from novelty sales advertiseing sales co's and such. then i would hand em out to customers and what have you ?.....oh yeah what where we talkin about????mebad DA/DAWGG

[Laudanum]

OK, OK, $15 for the grandmother - and that's my final offer. just leave the teeth on the table.

ya, zoop, customs "could" be on the package like stink on s**t. but there are ways around that. from what i know, if they confiscate a package, they send a letter saying you have to pick it up in person. just ignore the letter, and it's over (they keep it, i get nothing for a first offense).

gmorris, laudanum was 50% morphine - and sold as a "cure-all" patent med. no wonder they called 'em the 'roaring '20's'. AND, beg to differ, but those LBFM's (little brown f**king machines) were worth every penny too (literally) when i was in the navy. even the fat man had a "date" in those days.

milky_tears - {SWIM - no comprendo. is that a person, place, or acronim?} how did they do it?

BTW, did you all see that portugal recently de-criminalized H for personal use. check out the BBC news website. now all i have to do is learn portgualese. piece o' cake, i'm tellin' ya.

[ontario_opiophile]

Originally Posted by GMorris

Heh... I've read a lot about Laudanum but never had it. Supposedly it makes ya dream since it's a tincture of opium, but I just can't imagine ever dreaming of a Filipino grandmother. Hell, from some of the Filipinos I've seen, I can barely imagine dreaming of a teenage Filipino girl! (You know how most of them have those bizarre facial features?) Although I HAVE seen a few who were bad to the fucking bone. ONLY a few.

Yah they have weird facial features. Large teeth, monkeyish features. No offense i'm not a racist. I just think Their faces are a little odd, they look like they are from the jungle thats for sure. They have huge mouths and big jaws. The women aren't my type but there are some good looking filipino women but a few of them have that weird jaw mouth thing going on. The beautiful ones are usually really hot......so it makes up for some of the ugly ones All races are beautiful in their own ways. Filipino's are just as good looking as Malaysians or Americans. Filipino's probably look nice to Filipino's and other people of asian descent. I am engaged to a jewish girl whom I love very much. She's gorgeous, and lots of jewish people are goofy looking, so meh all races have goods and bads. I am a jew so don't be offended fellow jews. Oh well i've talked enough. There are good and bad, beautiful and oogly and thats life. Peace out everyone. Take care my fellow opiophiles. Bush is a cocksucker. The guy doesnt even care what the public thinks about him. Isn't is kinda funny how his father Bush Sr. and his brother Jeb Bush don't have goofy Texas accents. Why is it that current President bush has a Texas accent if he was born in Connecticut and he didnt actually live in Texas for his whole life or even the majority of it. He is coached on how to speak like a redneck i'm sure of it. He uses props like cowboy hats, and a ranch and cowboy boots to make the below average edneck evangelical christian fundamentalists relate to him. He sickens me. He acts like he is Mr. Texas born and raised and he's from New england! lol Talk about being a poser.

[exitwound]

Originally Posted by ontario_opiophile

He uses props like cowboy hats, and a ranch and cowboy boots to make the below average edneck evangelical christian fundamentalists relate to him. He sickens me. He acts like he is Mr. Texas born and raised and he's from New england! lol Talk about being a poser.

Damn straight, although keep in mind that Texans actually tolerate his lame ass.....we Mainers disowned those fucktards a long time ago.

Even people in Senior's "hometown" of Kennebunkport think the bushes are a bunch of fuckwits.

[Cornburglar]

Originally Posted by Laudanum

i have an idea: while wandering through the web, i came across sites with "penpals" from all over the world looking to practice their english and make friends, etc.

what if they could also stop by their local pharmacy and pick up a few items for me - purely in the interests of humanitarian good nature of course.

anybody ever try it?

i remember going to a pharmacy in the philippines and had my girlfriend just translate for me to get "pain relief" lotion for my sunburn. no questions asked. if only i had her address today.

my bet is some of those places would sell their grandmother for $20.

As long as Herr Bush continues to implement domestic spying, including seizure of international mail (do some google... there's already been some of this) I would avoid this at all costs.

[exitwound]

Originally Posted by Cornburglar

As long as Herr Bush continues to implement domestic spying, including seizure of international mail (do some google... there's already been some of this) I would avoid this at all costs.

Now you do have a point here, but keep in mind....customs seizures, unless massive, usually just result in a so-called "love letter" from customs to the recipient of the shipment asking whether they want to claim it.....if you don't respond, then the package is destroyed. that's it. no trouble involved, just lost money (unless the shipper is willing to resend via an alternative means).....

I recommend whatever is the most common, slow means of shipment your overseas supplier(s) offer. Things like International Speed Post are far more often subject to search and seizure.