Thank you Opiophile!

[Flowergirl]

I was about to post what Syd. just did. Husband had procedure. Now he's gay. Shit. We were happily married for almost 8 years, and now he went homo on me. I'm in mourning now. So long, fulfilling sex life, so long.

[duck]

Originally Posted by EleusisII

You gotta appreciate the logic...

Gay sex requires lube

Hence:

If plugging requires lube, then plugging = gay sex!

he would for sure fail the LSAT

[EleusisII]

LOL!

"Why won't you get a colonoscopy"
"Cause it's gay as hell, that's why!"
"What do you mean, it's a medical procedure? The doctors that perform it surely won't get any sexual pleasure from it!"
"Oh yeah? Then why do i hear these stories of using lube for easier access. that is some gay shit!"
* JAW HITS FLOOR *

And all we need now, is NYJ to chime in with a nice long rant on the specifics on rectal administration and sphincters!

[DreamCatcher]

Originally Posted by EleusisII

You gotta appreciate the logic...

Gay sex requires lube

Hence:

If plugging requires lube, then plugging = gay sex!

So that means that gay sex is actually...=plugging! So all gay people are addicted to opiods?

[Ickyuck]

Hrmmph. Picard uses lube and, welll, and, uh...

[Shadowsblaze]

Now I know why no one can score with Icky, she's got an older man, candy man Jon Luke. Love love love; love love love.

[pain-pateint]

Originally Posted by nick

Jesus! It's Bluelight-what do expect?

In all fairness,there are some really sharp guys on Bluelight.The problem is their many,MANY absolute fools as well.

Nick ---

Although this no doubt exposes my naivete, I still have to axe: When you say "What do you expect, it's Bluelight," I get that you don't think much of Bluelight, but your condemnation indicates that there are certain, well.....attributes, I guess, about Bluelight, that we should know.

I have in fact browsed Bluelight before and while I think its content on opiates has been developed by young, inexperienced kids, I can't say I've seen anything that would make me reach conclusions about the intelligence of those posting there.

So, what is it about Bluelight that you dislike?

M

[nick]

Originally Posted by pain-pateint

Nick ---

Although this no doubt exposes my naivete, I still have to axe: When you say "What do you expect, it's Bluelight," I get that you don't think much of Bluelight, but your condemnation indicates that there are certain, well.....attributes, I guess, about Bluelight, that we should know.

I have in fact browsed Bluelight before and while I think its content on opiates has been developed by young, inexperienced kids, I can't say I've seen anything that would make me reach conclusions about the intelligence of those posting there.

So, what is it about Bluelight that you dislike?

M

It's not always the case,but there's a lot of kids posting bad information.In fact some of it is dangerous.Plus,Bluelight has grown to such an extent that any sense of community has evaporated.The same complaints are also true of drug forum.

That's just a personal complaint and maybe I just had a bad experience.Problem with that is I've checked out both sites on numerous occasions over a period of years.

[southernbelle]

Originally Posted by Ickyuck

Hrmmph. Picard uses lube and, welll, and, uh...

That is one fine looking bald headed man.....

[RaZeR]

Haha thanx I needed a laugh. Yeah that's one of the reasons I was glad to become a member of this board. Maybe the screening people and limited registration isn't such a bad thing considering the alternatives. Bluelight may have some good information but it's kinda overun with kids and morons. It's kinda like amature night around there, I'd rather chat with the professionals.

[Madam Oxy]

Originally Posted by Syd.

Good to know that lube = gay. My husband recently had to have a colonoscopy and says they used lube... so now he's gay? Oh, great. Or was he already gay before, hence his willingness to allow the use of lube? How could I not have known!? Jesus, I feel like such an idiot!

Originally Posted by Flowergirl

I was about to post what Syd. just did. Husband had procedure. Now he's gay. Shit. We were happily married for almost 8 years, and now he went homo on me. I'm in mourning now. So long, fulfilling sex life, so long.

I'm sorry to tell you both this...the wife is always the last to know. It's okay, it's okay...you're both going to be fine..this doesn't mean that he loves you any less, not at all.... hahaha

Oh man...I know many a good woman has had to have that talk...let's be thankful that we haven't tho. haha