favorite toasts!

[blinky89]

as soon as i saw this sub forum, i couldnt wait to post this thread...

what is you favorite drinking toast?

mine is "here's to fires....not the ones that ignite and burn down the shantys; but the ones that ignite and drop down the panties"

[thatoneguy]

cinnamon toast lol

here's to me here to you if ya don't like me well fuck you

[ausativa]

Here’s to women’s kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
not as sweet as a woman’s kiss,
but a damn sight more sincere.

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“Here’s to honor-
Get on her,
Stay on her,
And if you can’t cum in her,
Cum on her.
Here’s to the hole that never heals,
The more you rub it the better it feels,
And all the soap this side of hell,
Won’t wash away that fishy smell”

[jsep]

Here's to us.
There aren't many like us
and most of them are dead.

[chemboy7]

“Here’s to honor-
Get on her,
Stay on her,
And if you can’t cum in her,
Cum on her.

Ha! I'm usually the kinda lush that get's annoyed by assholes that feel the need to toast; but I'd buy you a drink for that one.

[More Feen]

"Here's to those, who wish us well...,
All the others..., can go to hell."

Pretty sure that's how it goes.

I think Elaine from Seinfeld used this when she was (temporarily) in charge of Peterman's (??) Company.

M F

[ausativa]

Here's to heat...
not the kind that ignites and burns down shantys...
but the kind that exictes...and slides down panties!

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Here's to the breezes that blow through the trees,
That blow the skirts off of young girls' knees,
Which lead to the sights that sometimes pleases,
But more often leads to social diseases.

[blinky89]

here's to you, and here's to me
the best of friends we'll always be.
but if by chance, you disagree,
then fuck you, bitch, and here's to me

[Lopossum]

A toast they used to use in ancient Rome - "Bene mihi, bene tibi, bene amicae meae" - good health to me, good health to you, and good health to my lover. You keep naming different people in the last part as you keep drinking.

A guy I know from the Czech Republic says that the custom there is to drink plum brandy out of these tiny glasses when you go to someone's house, and when you drink you say "nostravi" (I don't know if I spelled it right), which he says is something like "to life" or "to us" or something... we were drunk when he explained it, and his english is kind of confusing to begin with.

[Disconnect]

does "God, I hope this gets me drunk" count?

[MoreNowAgain]

A toast they used to use in ancient Rome - "Bene mihi, bene tibi, bene amicae meae" - good health to me, good health to you, and good health to my lover. You keep naming different people in the last part as you keep drinking.

A guy I know from the Czech Republic says that the custom there is to drink plum brandy out of these tiny glasses when you go to someone's house, and when you drink you say "nostravi" (I don't know if I spelled it right), which he says is something like "to life" or "to us" or something... we were drunk when he explained it, and his english is kind of confusing to begin with.

I was fortunate to spend some time in the Czech Republic & "nostravi" is what they say there. One of the favorite drinks there is Becherovka & we happened to go to the place where it is produced. It's this absolutely stunning little Czech spa town called Karlovy Vary that looks like a gingerbread village.
Karlovy Vary:
praha.jpg

Me enjoying Becherovka in a naughty way:
Naughty.jpg

[Lopossum]

awesome - is that the plum brandy he was talking about? the kind he served at his place was clear and tasted like, well, plums... he insisted on freezing it first because he says you aren't supposed to drink it warm.

[MoreNowAgain]

awesome - is that the plum brandy he was talking about? the kind he served at his place was clear and tasted like, well, plums... he insisted on freezing it first because he says you aren't supposed to drink it warm.

I think it's probably different. You were supposed to drink the becharovka very cold as well. I believe it was made from a "secret" spice mixture and not plum though. I absolutely loved the Czech Republic, & your post brought back a lot of memories.

[More Feen]

A toast they used to use in ancient Rome - "Bene mihi, bene tibi, bene amicae meae" - good health to me, good health to you, and good health to my lover. You keep naming different people in the last part as you keep drinking.

A guy I know from the Czech Republic says that the custom there is to drink plum brandy out of these tiny glasses when you go to someone's house, and when you drink you say "nostravi" (I don't know if I spelled it right), which he says is something like "to life" or "to us" or something... we were drunk when he explained it, and his english is kind of confusing to begin with.

Slavic Languages are pretty closely related, in Russian, it would be:

Na Zdrovie (On Health, or "to our health") it comes out sounding like: "Na-sdrovia."

In Croatia, Plum Brandy is "Slivovitz" or something like that. Probably something similar in Czech, Polish, Bulgarian & Russian.

(here's the wiki link for you Slavic Linguists out there: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slivovitz )

M F

[HydroApe]

"Me enjoying Becherovka in a naughty way:"

That certainly makes me wish I was there to toast one with you.

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What......No one's hit the classic "Here's to swimmin with bow legged Women?"
I can't see that without hearing it with Robert Shaw's voice.

[iriewon]

May the wind always be at your back, and the sun upon your face and the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars. Blow

Here's to the king.
What king?
Fuh-King!

[MoreNowAgain]

Slavic Languages are pretty closely related, in Russian, it would be:

Na Zdrovie (On Health, or "to our health") it comes out sounding like: "Na-sdrovia."

M F

Precisely! This is exactly how they said it.

& to Hydro Ape--
Why thank you sir. ;D It makes me wish I had some more too. I ended up drinking all the bottles I had bought as gifts.