Well, there isn't anyone I can reasonbly ask for thier pee. Although, you know, I read on a website that the laboratories can't tell the difference between whther the specimen is the actual donor's or either another "human's or non-human's specimen" without having to do a DNA test!!! So, jokingly of course, I told my hubby that I could get my dog to pee-pee for me in a cup and I could take that along with me!!! LOL But of course that's ridiculous because I'm sure that the creatinine levels and whatever other stuff they check for will be different and my cup will get tossed out.......though to be completely honest I thought about it a little longer than I probably should have.....
Well, right now I'm drinking a shitload of water and will continue to do so until about 5 or 6 when then I will take my cleanser and then I'll refill that bottle and drink that. I think I'm going to have to ride my bike or find some way to get to the testing facility because I don't actually have a ride and I'm kind of concerned that all that excersize right before the test will force more metabolites into my urine. If I do have to ride there, I plan on stopping a few times along the way to empty. I hope this isn't a bad idea.
It's friggin WalMart for gods sake!!! I hate drug testing for jobs!
Now, worse case scenario, if I do fail, I have gotten prescriptions for oxycodone and for hydrocodone in the past, but I don't have any proof of this physically with me, but I suppose I could call a pharmacy and ask them to provide some sort of proof for me. I could always tell them that I had kept the pills that I didn't use in case I ever needed them and that I had to take some this week because of horrible cramps, and then beg them to let me retake the test.
Has anyone ever tried this and what kind of results did you get with that? Like having had been prescribed the drug, but not being able to provide any proof on the spot for it?
I can't fail this....this job is my ticket to a new place (sooner rather than later)....and my unemployment is going to run out soon......
Thanks for the advice and ideas guys, and More Feen I'll pray to the H2O and TestPURE I'm chuggin....lol