Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
I saw in another thread someone compared a good shot of D to an orgasm. Well i had a dream () where i did a shot as i was orgasming and it was completely mind blowing. absolutely intense as can be. has anyone else had the pleasure (haha) of doing this?
Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
I can't say that I've been fortunate enough to enjoyed such an experience.
I imagine that if I did, I'd probably die from the shock of such intense pleasure. Not that it would be a bad way to go, ya know?
Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
a hit of crack + orgasm is the best thing ever
i don't know if i could fuck and shoot up at the same time tho
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Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
Rather have the dope after the shag..
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Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
i'd rather go right beforeOriginally Posted by chopstix
hehehe "shag"
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Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
how the fuck could you get two shots off at the same time?
with all the moving and shit?
youd look like a fucking pin cushion.
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Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
big plus 1. I love sex and all, but a lot of the time, mixing an orgasm in with a blazing dope shot is like mixing some Jack Daniel's in with your Johnny Walker Blue..
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Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
first swim got as close to orgasm as possible. then swim got the shot all set up. stuck it in an registered. since the shot takes just a second to kick in, it's enough to get to orgasm while the d reaches the brain. OMG wowzers!
Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
I'd rather have the dope than the shag, lol!
It's sorta like monogamy... One of those things that sound great in theory, but when it comes down to it, it's way too fucking complicated, and all of a sudden you're standing there with a hooker giving you a blowjob, and a friend ready to pull the plunger, and all the planning and practicalities just take the fun out of it.
Besides. If you could do it, you'd probably never get outside your bedroom again.
Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
im pretty sure what the dope does to the muscles, especially after rapid introduction into the body in a shot, would fuck up the actions of the love muscles to some extent, making the actual orgasm less intense or stunting it somehow.
for ex: if you take your opiates orally, say a good dose of oxy, wait a bit and start fucking or whackin it, you can feel the opiates gradually 'locking' the ability to orgasm, until its totally impossible to (its in the name of science, focus on those muscles, feel how they connect, work together, etc, and how dope slowly changes that)
I just dont think opiates and orgasms arent meant for each other. Most folks gotta choose, you cant have your dope and ejaculate too, u know?
i know this doesnt apply to everyone (like i dont know if vaginas dig dope or not), and some folks' bodies adjust to opiates and can cum regardless, just like shitting stops being a problem. fuck yeah
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Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
Besides... As every REAL hedonist knows, it's not fun unless you come, get a dillieshot AND get choked at the same time.
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lmao.
I'd love for this thread to be one that a DEA agent browses while perusing these forums. Then he'd know what he's really in for.
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Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
Either this one, or one of the multiple plugging threads!
Preferably after he innocently looked up "constipation" and read about some poor fucker (don't remember who the poster was) writing about the time he was so constipated he had to sccop it out by hand.
What really stuck in my mind was how he described the feces as "shit-boulders" and how he had to manouver his poor hand from left to right to yank them all out.
A couple of weeks after reading that, I stopped wondering what sort of abomination of an asshole the OP had. And whether he could make a little money on the side, by renting said asshole out for storage. But I never forgot the thread itself!
Brrrr....
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Personally, I've always been a fan of knife-fucking federal agents right as I'm pushin the plunger in, you gotta get the timing right, but oh man do they squirm. You get real good and the flag coincides with the blast from their severed jugular, it's so fucking sexy.
So you wanna build an altar on a summer night
Wanna smoke the gel off a fentanyl patch
Ain't you heard the news? Adam and Eve were jews
I always loved you to the max
-silver jews-
Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
Shit, is that in the real hedonist rules book??
I need some Dilaudid..
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..so don't fuck up and do the right thing..
Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
I've actually prepped a 4mg shot of dilaudid after a one night stand went to sleep so I could enjoy it the next morning. But we ended up waking up at the same time and had sex again, then I went to the bathroom to "wipe the cum off my dick" but did the shot first. So I had an orgasm and a shot of dilaudid in a minute
Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
lmfao.
God I'm glad you're back you son of a bitch. I'll nutswing Eleusis any day.
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Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
Thanks man! It's guys like you that make it great to be back
Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
i'll take a blunt over a dillie shot, but i'm game
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Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
I could never compared a good shot to an orgasm, but I'm sure to go for the shot first if I had to pick. Unless you got a gf/bf at home getting layed is not to much work, rather just take a walk to the dopeman. But I'm on with a gf, so no need to pick. but when I was alone I would enjoy the hunt if you will, for some one to take home sometimes as just some thing to do.
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Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
na man, this thread is about having a shot and an orgasm at the same time.
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Oh, god, I SO remember that story and that thread. Who WAS that masked man? I can't remember who that happened to! Assman.
No time to search/going to bed.
Sue Thanks for the laugh of thinking about that again.....
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Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
Trust me, you don't want to read the original post! Most vile thing I read here, possibly even viler than this one, if you remember it...
(Quoted from memory)
Stupid poster: "Ohhai guise! When I was making my morning bowel movements, I discovered that I was bleeding out of my anus. What do?"
Opiophile: "GO TO DOCTOR! NOW!!!!"
Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY
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Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
Hilarious, I saw that last night - "you are being shagged by a rare parrot."
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..so don't fuck up and do the right thing..
Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
I've been meaning to make a .gif of 10-1
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Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
Not to hijack the thread, but a now dead friend of mine was an avid speedballer (d's plus coke) and also an avid skydiver. He combined his hobbies and pushed the plunger down on a big shot right before exiting the aircraft.
Sounds a bit like the orgasm/d thing, only with possibility of violent death thrown in...
Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
I once blew a line of coke right before I finished and I only noticed a little bit of a difference. A little tiny bump of coke before sex is a good way to last longer (for dudes). Too much of that shit and limp dick here we come (for me anyway). I guess a hit of crack would probably hit you harder and quicker. Mrs. LE was never into the idea of my recreational opiate/cocaine use so a shot before an orgasm would not fly although it's an interesting thought.
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Re: Saw this in another thread. D Shot + orgasm at the same time.
Two words: oral sex.
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