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    9 Panel?

    So, I've been accepted into a 2-year Nursing degree program (ADN).

    Today, I get my mail and I received a packet from the school with a bunch of things I need to do including a 9 panel drug screening. Of course, at the time I read this there is a joint in my mouth and morphine in my blood. Luckily, I do not have to submit my results until January.

    I was just curious about the intensity of a 9 panel test. I have traditionally used cranberry pills, other diuretics to clean my self out real quick and then color my urine with some B12 to pass tests in the past (worked many times), and I'm not sure if those piss tests were 9 panel or what.

    Any information would be helpful!

    Hope to be a male nurse one day!

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    If you smoke pot with any regularity you'll need at least 2 weeks to be clean.. Smoke daily, 30-45 days.. Smoke rarely, 1-2 weeks.

    If I was in your position, and I was not too long ago (not nursing, but UA for employ), I would use someone elses urine. Why take the chance?

    I have this device I got online, it's like a small plastic IV bag with a tube running to it, and you fill it with urine using a syringe (sans needle of course) via that tube. Then you use those winter hand warming pads to keep it warm.. Once at the facility, go in the restroom, whip out the hose, unclamp it, and fill the cup with good urine. Temp will be right and you'll have no worries.

    If you can't find it online let me know. I *think* it's called the whizinator (or something equaly silly). I got the cheap one (45 USD) and have used it MANY times. No need for the one with the prostetic penis unless you have supervised UAs; like for probation.

    Good luck!!
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    Here is one like I suggest.. The whizzinator is the expensive, prostetic penis, doohicky.

    http://www.pretestedurine.com/products.htm

    Mine is very simillar.. The freeze dried urine it comes with works too. No need to find a donor. But, you only get a few packs, and they are pricey.
    ..jab

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    What a neat device!

    Pleased to say that I only have to test once and I'm good to go.

    Thanks jab!

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    these folks are still in business. great system - have used it for many years. just recently had a friend place an order - arrived next day as promised...

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    I use a 50ml empty clean shampoo bottle with a couple a wraps of aluminum foil and masking tape over it for insulation, a clean donor...got any kids? you can refridgerate for a while if u need to warm up to 100 degrees in warm water bath put down your pants go in and dump in cup, then i usually pee all over their rim so they know i peed. I am with them if this is important to ;you why take an unnecessary chance on your futrure just dont give them any of your pee, an added benifit is that you dont have to alter your lifestyle either.
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    I've had to "borrow" pee a few times, and I just put it in a condom, set the filled/tied condom in a cup of hot water for a few minutes to bring the temp back up. Then- put said condom in my bra to keep it nice and toasty... once at the clinic, I removed my earring, poked a hole in the condom, and filled the cup.

    My ex did the same thing, but put the condom in his briefs... he had to walk pretty carefully but as long as the condom isn't too full you're fine.

    Good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skagnetti View Post
    So, I've been accepted into a 2-year Nursing degree program (ADN).

    Today, I get my mail and I received a packet from the school with a bunch of things I need to do including a 9 panel drug screening. Of course, at the time I read this there is a joint in my mouth and morphine in my blood. Luckily, I do not have to submit my results until January.

    I was just curious about the intensity of a 9 panel test. I have traditionally used cranberry pills, other diuretics to clean my self out real quick and then color my urine with some B12 to pass tests in the past (worked many times), and I'm not sure if those piss tests were 9 panel or what.

    Any information would be helpful!

    Hope to be a male nurse one day!

    Are they collecting blood, urine, hair specimen? Do you know?
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    9 panel from what i can remenber----is pot--speed-opiates-Pcp--oxicontin--methadone --benzos and barbituites----good luck-they also have an 11 panel but i dont what the other 2 they test for

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockbottom View Post
    9 panel from what i can remenber----is pot--speed-opiates-Pcp--oxicontin--methadone --benzos and barbituites----good luck-they also have an 11 panel but i dont what the other 2 they test for
    that's 8, unless you are counting speed as coke and amphetamines

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    YEAH COKE AND METH ARE SEPERATE

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    Default Re: 9 Panel?

    is it the Drugsmart pee test? I've had bad luck with them ... either they are like those discovery channel people who go into ghost houses, what i mean is they pick up shit that shouldn't be in there still ... or I don't drink enough fluids ... you can buy pre tests at the pharmacy - i think bluetuesday asked me why I hadn't the last time I failed a test, all the above are killer too. much luck!
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