oh damn it

[SirDonkeyPunch]

my girlfriends parents are testing me primarily for opiates, i took 40mg methadone today. they said they dont really care about pot but it would be nice to phase that out too. They are giving me a basic 5 panel test from a department store and they actually might have someone look at me pee. perhaps not tho. could u guys offer some assistance. i know about "traditional" detoxicants like niacin, b12, cranberry juice, etc but do these actually work? i absotively need to pass this mofo. help please!

oh and since the 5 panel consists of PCP, THC, Coke, Morphine, and methamphetamines, does methadone leave the same traces that would indicate a morphine positive?

[reddragon3668]

nope... they got to test specifically for methadone to find it. why exactly are your gf's parents testing you?

[AWOL]

ummmmmmmmmm TELL YOUR GF'S PARENTS TO GO TO HELL!

[SirDonkeyPunch]

nope... they got to test specifically for methadone to find it. why exactly are your gf's parents testing you?


welllll........ a couple months ago she went into intensive inpatient rehab, and i still use only to keep sickness at bay. and her parents are like "if u dont pass ill do everything in my power to make her not see you blah blah blah" bunch of shit that wouldnt be cool. so it means a lot. its a cheapass test you get at walmart, meijers, pharmacys etc. are you sure that definitely methadone wont get picked up by it

[AWOL]

Standard 5 panel will not (should not) pick it up.

[ProdigalSon]

my girlfriends parents are testing me....


:eyebrow:

[BizzyBone]

Ive heard it all now

[MissyAggravation]

yeah that's some retarded ass bullshit.
your girl's parents need to get the fuck outta your business.
you're not their child.
imagine if you married this girl!!
you'd be pretty much signing your life away - though it sounds like your're pretty much on that road already.

[HeidiW]

I'd tell them to go straight to hell or to come crawling. One or the other.

[pharmboy]

Tell them maybe if they did'nt try to control
other peoples lives THEIR kid would'nt be so
fucked up.:cool:

[freedomclub]

Everything I've heard says a 5 panel test doesn't test for methadone.

[Nate]

Yeah you should be fine with the test.

Don't mean to be offensive but your girlfriends parents are fucked! :p Good Luck dude!

[tangelsurfer]

my girlfriends parents are testing me primarily for opiates, i took 40mg methadone today. they said they dont really care about pot but it would be nice to phase that out too. They are giving me a basic 5 panel test from a department store and they actually might have someone look at me pee. perhaps not tho. could u guys offer some assistance. i know about "traditional" detoxicants like niacin, b12, cranberry juice, etc but do these actually work? i absotively need to pass this mofo. help please!

oh and since the 5 panel consists of PCP, THC, Coke, Morphine, and methamphetamines, does methadone leave the same traces that would indicate a morphine positive?


several people I know have drank canning mix. U get it at the grocery store. It seems to work cuz ppl who work big construction jobs etc... do it and they swear by it. (the stuff u can fruit and stuff with in jars)hope this helps
tanglesurfer

[superman]

that is so gay. if someone wants MY fucking piss, it's thiers for the low low price of fifty billion dollars.... what a deal!

seriously though, just let ur girl know you love her and get her to move in with you. cut the fuckin parents out of this picture all together!

[aj11]

they also have crannberry pills so you don't have to drink all that fuckin juice man

[AWOL]

that is so gay. if someone wants MY fucking piss, it's thiers for the low low price of fifty billion dollars.... what a deal!

seriously though, just let ur girl know you love her and get her to move in with you. cut the fuckin parents out of this picture all together! Amen


Take the girl, dump the parents.

[WarmCyanide]

tell em the only piss test youll give em is a taste test
http://www.acm.uiuc.edu/sigbio/project/digestive/early/mouth.jpg