Watching me pee?

[shopnpop]

I know on probation I had to show the PO my dick (basically!!) before I peed, and he supervised me.

I have a drug test for employment coming up thuirsday. Big company, getting a decent paying entry level IT job. Can they/will they OBSERVE me peeing, or will they just put me in a little room with blue water in the toilet and no water faucet? If so, it'll be a lot easier to cheat.

[Somanax]

If they observe to closely claim sexual harassment and sue them for more than the job is worth

probably get a two year severance package and insurance to boot so make sure they stand to close and Piss on shoe's that way you have DNA evidence :rolleyes:

[trainwrecker]

I have taken more UA's than I care to count from at many different institutions. I have had cops look at my dick, female nurses, big buff black dudes, and let me tell you: it never gets easier.

[greasy_bear]

Depends on the facility.
Most medical centers won't have a nurse ask to see your dick.
Last drug test I took they handed me a cup and sent me to the washroom.
When I was being tested on the job I kept 4 clean ounces in a squeeze bottle.
A few minutes on a hot-pack and it was ready to hide in my shorts.
Good luck!

[Dan Steely]

No job on the planet is worth the level of intrusion ive seen discussed in this thread. Live free or die. For me anyway. you guys can do what you want. It's your life not mine.

[WarmCyanide]

No job on the planet is worth the level of intrusion ive seen discussed in this thread. Live free or die. For me anyway. you guys can do what you want. It's your life not mine.

i do see your point, steely but.... living free... shit. if you wanna do that, this is how you do it:

turn around to the drugtesting cockwatcher, drop your pants to your toes and show them what you got!!! fuck it. make a little puppetry of the penis show

beat jail when they asked me to "lift the sack."

[Skript]

HAha.. If she was hot enuf Id ask her to hold it for me..

But in reality most clinics I have went to for job interviews never check on me... Only prob Ive ever had was drinking too much water and have the test come up inconclusive..

[Dan Steely]

turn around to the drugtesting cockwatcher, drop your pants to your toes and show them what you got!!! fuck it. make a little puppetry of the penis show

beat jail when they asked me to "lift the sack."too f'n funny man! I'm gonna be gigglin about penis puppet shows for a while. Don't get me wrong. A lotta times in life you just gotta do what you gotta do. Everybody draws their own line.

[bronyraur]

I know on probation I had to show the PO my dick (basically!!) before I peed, and he supervised me.

I have a drug test for employment coming up thuirsday. Big company, getting a decent paying entry level IT job. Can they/will they OBSERVE me peeing, or will they just put me in a little room with blue water in the toilet and no water faucet? If so, it'll be a lot easier to cheat.

most jobs I've worked the did the blue toilet water/don't flush until they check the bathroom.

but ya never know, they can be sneaky fuckers.

No job on the planet is worth the level of intrusion ive seen discussed in this thread. Live free or die. For me anyway. you guys can do what you want. It's your life not mine.

If only it were practical.

[WarmCyanide]

too f'n funny man! I'm gonna be gigglin about penis puppet shows for a while. Don't get me wrong. A lotta times in life you just gotta do what you gotta do. Everybody draws their own line.


some draw their line in the snow. if ya know what i mean. i'd just like to let you all know that i feel "right" right now and i love each and everyone of you bastards. i feel normal and..

where the fuck has blackdog been?

i'm going to watch "the green mile"


i will only get through 30 mins of it due to. well.. we all know.

love you guys!!! (bunchof freaks!:mad::mad:

[Dan Steely]

most jobs I've worked the did the blue toilet water/don't flush until they check the bathroom.

but ya never know, they can be sneaky fuckers.

"That is appalling."DS


If only it were practical.
Its not always the easiest path, and I don't judge those that are willing to play along to achieve their own goals. I've just always made my own way in life, so the idea of peeing in a cup to be allowed to work for someone, to me, is just ridiculous.

This may seem arrogant but in my mind if somebody gets my services they will be fortunate because I will make it so. It is a mutually beneficial arrangement and I wont be asking them to give me samples of their bodily fluids so I expect the same of them.

If I were in a situation with the law I would certainly play along to get the matter behind me as quickly as possible.

I guess there are going to be some limitations if one is going to be a part of a society. Driving being another example. They really got you by the balls out there on the road. I do my best to keep the chains off me though.

I don't have a lot of tolerence for other people having control of me. My divorced status being a prime example. Nobody tells me to put the cap on the toothpaste. Nobody!:rolleyes:

[lister40]

Wow, refuse to take the test if they ask to see your dick. Tell them to fuck off. There's no way I'd so my PO my dick.

[aj11]

I don't know shopnpop, The thing that I do know is that you gave me and another opiophile member a bunk fucking online pharmacy and cost us both to lose over $100 thanks alot fucker
you should get kick out of this community for setting me and another member up punk

[Woowoo]

I used to go to a methadone clinic that had a bathroom with a two-way mirror. I'd always wave to the nurses while I whipped it out.

[OxyContinuously]

Hey guys, I realized after i came in this thread, that the original dude is an "OpioNoMo" but in any event just to answer the quest, a company as long as its not a government position will most likely NOT look at ur dick....prpb like u said---> u go in, leave the door cracked with someone right outside, do ur business in the cup and give it to the dude/woman/whatever right outside and they'll put some strip thing in it to measure alkalinity/acidity and temperature....if memory serves me correctly, I think anything 93 degrees and higher is "cool."


later

[ProdigalSon]

You could always say your not circumsized and need help holding back your foreskin

[doctor diesel]

Hey guys, I realized after i came in this thread, that the original dude is an "OpioNoMo"


Hey Oxy, what the hell is an OpioNoMo?


Doc

[southernbelle]

Doc, it means he's not an opiophile any more (banned). American slang... no mo...make sense?

[sidman]

I get "Stage Fright" whenever I have to pee in front of someone.
I get anxiety and start sweating too.
I fuckin HATE when my P.O. asks me for a urine!!
Even though I am clean most of the time these days,it STILL bothers me,you know?
I sometimes wish that I had the Balls to actually start pissing in the cup and then pretend I slip or something and piss all over whoever is watching me..............."OOPS!! SORRY ABOUT THAT!"
They wouldnt ask me for a urine again after that now,would they?
But Alas,I dont have the balls to do that.