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Far out!! I got a credit card in the mail this morning.It's a business credit card from a harm reduction group I kinda work for.Far out!! I have the worst credit known to man,due to my misspent youth.
So,I'm not sure wether to buy a gold plated toilet or split for micronesia.
If I'm not around for awhile.............picture me stoned gathering coconuts.
I'd like to call them suckers,but I'm too old to run and I guess I've grown a conscience.
So,I'll be here tomorrow......where else would I go?
Skript
06-13-2007, 07:56 PM
My dope man has a great exchange rate...
My dope man has a great exchange rate...
Don't tempt me........
Get thee behind me satan.
ProdigalSon
06-13-2007, 08:10 PM
Last time I called a credit card co. for a card, no shit the guy chuckled and basically hung up....But then I was able to buy a $40k truck with not a penny down? Only in the good ole' US of A
Last time I called a credit card co. for a card, no shit the guy chuckled and basically hung up....But then I was able to buy a $40k truck with not a penny down? Only in the good ole' US of A Yup, only in the good ol US of A would everyone pay $40k for a gas hawg :p
You'd think we'd all be buying these by now.
ProdigalSon
06-13-2007, 10:03 PM
Yup, only in the good ol US of A would someone pay $40k for a gas hawg :p
I sure am just now realizing that sir....
Even worse when the dumpster wins
I sure am just now realizing that sir....
Even worse when the dumpster wins That's just a jab at everyone really, not at you. Don't take that personally man, everybody has these huge cars here. Even I was shocked when I had been out of the country for a while, come back and an expedition with a 6 inch lift on it drives by me.
The kicker? There was nobody in it, just one guy.
ProdigalSon
06-13-2007, 10:12 PM
Over a $500 a month payment and I cant afford to keep more than an 1/8th of a tank of gas in it.
But on the plus side I can ride that empty mark for quite a while
Over a $500 a month payment and I cant afford to keep more than an 1/8th of a tank of gas in it.
But on the plus side I can ride that empty mark for quite a whileI've been riding the empty mark for quite some time now.
I need to fill my vehicle up with some gas too btw.
ProdigalSon
06-13-2007, 10:23 PM
I've been riding the empty mark for quite some time now.
I need to fill my vehicle up with some gas too btw.
That damn red line mocks me on a daily basis. I always won so far
That damn red line mocks me on a daily basis. I always won so far Anything red is bad.
ProdigalSon
06-13-2007, 10:27 PM
Anything red is bad.
I was drunk as hell once, had to crap after gettin kicked outta a bar. Sooooo, I went behind the bar, crapped, and ended up wiping my ass with a piece of pink insulation. So to say red TP is bad hits home for me
Synack
06-13-2007, 10:53 PM
I was drunk as hell once, had to crap after gettin kicked outta a bar. Sooooo, I went behind the bar, crapped, and ended up wiping my ass with a piece of pink insulation. So to say red TP is bad hits home for me
haha, wow - childhood memories of playing in pink insulation at a construction site across the street and then later having every where a young boy touches (use your imaginations!) itching like hell!, I don't think I ever cried so hard..
fiberglass is a bitch.
jonny-5
06-13-2007, 11:11 PM
Yup, only in the good ol US of A would everyone pay $40k for a gas hawg :p
You'd think we'd all be buying these by now.
so true, but trucks are just so much fun...sky high or slammed on the ground it doesnt matter.
so true, but trucks are just so much fun...sky high or slammed on the ground it doesnt matter. I agree, they are cool.
Nostromos
06-13-2007, 11:22 PM
--haha, wow - childhood memories of playing in pink insulation at a construction site across the street and then later having every where a young boy touches (use your imaginations!) itching like hell!, I don't think I ever cried so hard.--
aw damn. that's sick. you poor thing.
what was this thread about?
what was this thread about? Threads are supposed to have a topic?
NastyZilla
06-14-2007, 12:12 AM
Far out!! I got a credit card in the mail this morning.It's a business credit card from a harm reduction group I kinda work for.Far out!! I have the worst credit known to man,due to my misspent youth.
So,I'm not sure wether to buy a gold plated toilet or split for micronesia.
If I'm not around for awhile.............picture me stoned gathering coconuts.
I'd like to call them suckers,but I'm too old to run and I guess I've grown a conscience.
So,I'll be here tomorrow......where else would I go?
Considering how far afield this thread has gottten (but it is interesting, I'll give Pill and DV that), I thought I'd do a full quote of Nick's original post.
Nick... I've been thinking (always dangerous, esp at 1am)... wouldn't a group allegedly devoted to "Risk Reduction" violate its very purpose for being, yea, verily, its Mission Statement and raison d'etre, by giving you a credit card? In what way, exactly, is this reducing risk?
Just kidding! <nudge nudge, wink wink>
Gosh, if you were in the US, you could run that sucker up then sue the group for the pain, suffering and cruelty involved in giving it to you.
southernbelle
06-14-2007, 07:00 AM
My vote is for the gold plated toilet. That way you'll get to see it every day.:D
Euphoricgirl
06-14-2007, 07:24 AM
A gold plated toilet would be nice nick, but I really think that extra money should go to Nicks Church of Christ..;) oh, why not...splurge alittle.
Considering how far afield this thread has gottten (but it is interesting, I'll give Pill and DV that), I thought I'd do a full quote of Nick's original post.
Nick... I've been thinking (always dangerous, esp at 1am)... wouldn't a group allegedly devoted to "Risk Reduction" violate its very purpose for being, yea, verily, its Mission Statement and raison d'etre, by giving you a credit card? In what way, exactly, is this reducing risk?
Just kidding! <nudge nudge, wink wink>
Gosh, if you were in the US, you could run that sucker up then sue the group for the pain, suffering and cruelty involved in giving it to you.
You're so right Zilla!! All I can think is the card is a mistake.Still,I'm sure I'll put it to good use......que tyhe gold plated toilet.
Oh and EG,the whole point of the church of NIck it to provide$$$$ so I can buy gold plated toilets.I'm following the evengelical christian model.
OxyContinuously
06-14-2007, 10:53 AM
Coconuts are cool, Nick........just don't be too ripe and fall out of the palm like Keith.:D:D
Topic? Come on, NICK made this thread. It never had a topic. Nick made it. ...... Nick.
(I would say the exact same thing about myself. )
Topic? Come on, NICK made this thread. It never had a topic. Nick made it. ...... Nick.
(I would say the exact same thing about myself. )
Quite right bro...........what were we talking about again?
Nevermind,I'll drink to that.......whatever it is.
Quite right bro...........what were we talking about again?
Nevermind,I'll drink to that.......whatever it is. That's what I'm talking about !!!!!!
I think? What was I talking .... where the fuck is my drink? ...... oh, right here in my hand. Convenient. :drink:
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