I hurts my brain to poo.

[Dan Steely]

When sqeezin one out lately I get these waves of sharp pains in my brain. This makes me wonder if Im gonna have some kind of brain blowout. That little guy has been through a lot over the years. I try not to push real hard but that shit has got to go so I can get to my dose and get on with my day. Cant let it get backed up. I made that mistake one time, but thats another story. Not a real popular one either. My friends are such pussies.

Should I be concerned?

[jonny-5]

never heard that one before. i usually poo before i do my first dose in the morning and usually it wants to come out real bad in the morning before i shoot up anyway.

[OC40]

When sqeezin one out lately I get these waves of sharp pains in my brain. This makes me wonder if Im gonna have some kind of brain blowout. That little guy has been through a lot over the years. I try not to push real hard but that shit has got to go so I can get to my dose and get on with my day. Cant let it get backed up. I made that mistake one time, but thats another story. Not a real popular one either. My friends are such pussies.

Should I be concerned?

Wow.

I'm not sure about your brain blow-out, but take lots of laxatives. Stool-Softeners, fiber laxatives, and some all natural stuff too. I include all of those in my daily pill-routine and haven't torn my ass taking shit since!

But I REALLY do want to hear this other story of your!

[Dan Steely]

If I hold out on the dose it works out pretty good. I just cant push like I used to without getting those shooting pains in my brain. A little scary to think about it, and it hurts, ouch!

[Chemical_Boy]

Maybe you are straining an aneurysm. . .

Don't blow your o-ring.

[Dan Steely]

dont those things kill people? I kinda like being alive. a lot.

[Somanax]

Damn Steely I hate to think of you

shitting your brain's up P.M. Candy

or Roxi*stardust for some real

answer's but you could try some

magnesium citrate they sell OTC

in any pharmacy and it can't hurt

it is inexpensive and it doe's work

ask anyone but if I were you I

might even ask euphoria 2002

for an opinion but definately ask

one of these 3 people that I can

think of off the top of my head

and you may need to see your

own doctor but you may get an

idea of what to ask when you

do see the doctor good luck

and try not to get dizzy on

the shitter :rolleyes:

[Dan Steely]

im only constipated if I dont wait to dose. once I dose it just wont happen so I wait every day. Im really not straining all that hard just a little. you gotta try a little right? except when you get the blow outs. maybe I should get back into the mexican food.

Sure am talkin a lot about my poopin.

Gotta love the internet. I dont care if I gross any you guys out, but my honey reads my posts. Hope she doesnt get all skieved. Sorry babe:o

[candy]

I think because your straining it is caused by a possibility of high blood pressure and needs to be checked out. Any family history of Hypertension?

It could also be a sinus problem. With straining to have a BM, the pain usually increases with straining.

I will check it our more. I have heard of people having a feeling of light headed-ness when straining to have a BM.

Hang in there!

[nick]

I can't wait for DV's post in this thread.

Oh and I'd listen to Candy.

Take care bro.

[aj11]

over the years I have noticed a long and prolonged discusion of fecal mattter of somekind or another.
Everytime I hit new post there is always something about shitting
It makes my day everyday I love it you guys

[HMMM...]

tell me about it....this mornig was the ultimate battle vs. me and my ass. my asses defense was to tighten the perimiter and not let any prisoners out. i had to slowly negotiate there release until finally they let one prisoner out...after that i had to use full force and blast the rest out... after i was exhausted and spent.. mission complete

[Zoops]

Oh yeah. I had that before. Dude, if it gets worse, or if you start to have that pain when you're doin other stuff, maybe (maybe?) you should get it "checked out" as they say.

For the occ. constipation problem, I fucking SWEAR by Fleet enema - or whichever drugstore chain is in your neck of the wood's generic version of it. I think it's sodium phosphate enema. Though it's kind of degrading to use, and you have to get down on the floor with your ass in the air hold ing the solution in your rectum for about 10 minutes (for best results, ya know), it works like a charm. Believe me, when you need it you fucking NEED it!

[nick]

Oh yeah. I had that before. Dude, if it gets worse, or if you start to have that pain when you're doin other stuff, maybe (maybe?) you should get it "checked out" as they say.

For the occ. constipation problem, I fucking SWEAR by Fleet enema - or whichever drugstore chain is in your neck of the wood's generic version of it. I think it's sodium phosphate enema. Though it's kind of degrading to use, and you have to get down on the floor with your ass in the air hold ing the solution in your rectum for about 10 minutes (for best results, ya know), it works like a charm. Believe me, when you need it you fucking NEED it!

A disturbing image.

[Rhonda]

Theres natural laxatives you can take so you dnt have bother with an enema. Also if you drink more water it helps. More water and less cheese LOL!

[I-Nod]

If I hold out on the dose it works out pretty good. I just cant push like I used to without getting those shooting pains in my brain. A little scary to think about it, and it hurts, ouch!

If you go to wipe, and feel your brain-stem... see a doctor!! :D

Seriously tho, if you find out what's causing that please post back the results. What Candy said here would scare me enough to see a doc. Hope all goes well bro!

[bronyraur]

Oh yeah. I had that before. Dude, if it gets worse, or if you start to have that pain when you're doin other stuff, maybe (maybe?) you should get it "checked out" as they say.

For the occ. constipation problem, I fucking SWEAR by Fleet enema - or whichever drugstore chain is in your neck of the wood's generic version of it. I think it's sodium phosphate enema. Though it's kind of degrading to use, and you have to get down on the floor with your ass in the air holding the solution in your rectum for about 10 minutes (for best results, ya know), it works like a charm. Believe me, when you need it you fucking NEED it!


Brony shudders. nasty picture.

[RxQueen]

well it's about time! i thought maybe we'd set some kinda record... it's been like, a minute since the last thread about poo. somehow i feel we'll all be healthier people if we see fecal matter at least every other day.... that is, i meant to say if we see fecal matter here on the boards! no, goddammit! i meant discussions about fecal matter! now put down your digital cameras and back away from your toilets, ya sick fuggers..... dv, i'm lookin' at you.

oh yeah.... dansteely, i hope everything came out okay this morning. and don't worry about grossing us out.... poop is a hot topic in this crowd! now tell us all a story about impaction!

[Dan Steely]

well it's about time! i thought maybe we'd set some kinda record... it's been like, a minute since the last thread about poo. somehow i feel we'll all be healthier people if we see fecal matter at least every other day.... that is, i meant to say if we see fecal matter here on the boards! no, goddammit! i meant discussions about fecal matter! now put down your digital cameras and back away from your toilets, ya sick fuggers..... dv, i'm lookin' at you.

oh yeah.... dansteely, i hope everything came out okay this morning. and don't worry about grossing us out.... poop is a hot topic in this crowd! now tell us all a story about impaction!

Rx WTF! what a mess! I literally just blew coffee all over my monitor and desk. not to mention the plate with my oc on it. Damn it!

[RxQueen]

Rx WTF! what a mess! I literally just blew coffee all over my monitor and desk. not to mention the plate with my oc on it. Damn it!

i was laughing at you till i got to the part about the OC. that's drug abuse right there. such a shame to see good drugs moistened before their time.... i trust you to do the right thing and see that the soggy remains get disposed of quickly. before any of the other pills can see. it's the only decent thing to do.

;)

[Dan Steely]

Everybody's fine.I seriously made a mess,worst spit take ever. miraculously the oc(chunks) didnt even get wet! How can people say there's no god? There is for me:p. Tee hee hee hee.

[Somanax]

I suppose you know the one about the constipated mathemitician................He worked it out with a pencil:p

[tonyk]

You guys are killing me with your shitty discussion!!:) Butt seriously, since high blood pressure has so few symptoms, it would be a good idea to have it checked. At the least to rule it out. Constipation ( with anticipation- I'm thinkin' of the song: AN-TI-CI-PA-A-TION is makin' me wait! ) is a common problem we opiophiles share. Bearing down (now can you men imagine the feeling like, ten-fold, to spit (not shit) out a kid????) will stimulate the vagus nerve of your parasympathetic nervous system. And that nerve slows your heart rate, slows your breathing rate. Just for kicks, check your pulse before and after straining! I know, I know, it doesn't take much to entertain me. That explains the light-headedness or dizziness. You temporarily increase the pressure in the blood vessels in your brain too, so if you already have hypertension, the increase could definitely cause sudden head pains.
We all should improve our diet to include more fiber and, yes, definitely more H2O! We just gotta keep things movin'! Well, anyway, that's my opinion and I'm stickin' to it ! Tonyk:)
Personally I like my H2O mixed with alcohol!

[Nostromos]

"I hurts my brain to poo."

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