Jon Stewart

[soulninja]

I picked up a book by Jon Stewart in the airport called"Naked Pictures of Famous People"
Its him taking on Politics,religion,and celebrities.Check it out if you get a chance,theres 19 small essays each as witty as the last and funny as hell.Especially the one titled The Devil and William Gates.Peace

-Ninja

[nick]

I never buy books at airports(I only lose them).So,I make do with the free newspapers and talk trash to the other passengers,in the vain hope that one will buy me a drink.
Thirst makes me charming-honestly.

[soulninja]

I never buy books at airports(I only lose them).So,I make do with the free newspapers and talk trash to the other passengers,in the vain hope that one will buy me a drink.
Thirst makes me charming-honestly.


Oh i HATE the people who talk to me on the plane while i'm tryin to read,so rude.That and the kid kicking the back of my seat. for 2 hrs,And i seem to always get seated by the 450 lb woman who smells like pork rinds and onions.I hate airports

Anyway no thoughts on the book huh Nick,just free booze...damn you

[nick]

Oh i HATE the people who talk to me on the plane while i'm tryin to read,so rude.That and the kid kicking the back of my seat. for 2 hrs,And i seem to always get seated by the 450 lb woman who smells like pork rinds and onions.I hate airports

Anyway no thoughts on the book huh Nick,just free booze...damn you

I've not read it bro,but I'll try and check it out.


and if it makes you feel any better.I've been stuck on a very full,4 odd hour flight,between to Orca fat people in full wd's.NEVER AGAIN.

[Dan Steely]

Flying coach is brutal. Of course I always do cause Im too lazy to get rich but that doesnt make it suck any less. cept that one time on the empty red eye I got into the mile high club. hell yeah Im braggin. we went at it the whole flight and watched the sunrise. that girl was a pain in the ass but she did have her upside. got bumped up to 1st class once, so nice. doesnt suck at all. well the snooty gay sky waiter did insinuate my girl was too young, true but ya dont say shit like that in front of her. the nerve.

Jon's a funny fucker. I should get that book for my right wing dad for fathers day. He'd be thrilled.

[soulninja]

I've not read it bro,but I'll try and check it out.


and if it makes you feel any better.I've been stuck on a very full,4 odd hour flight,between to Orca fat people in full wd's.NEVER AGAIN.


LOL i'm sorry dude that had to be brutal.

[soulninja]

Flying coach is brutal. Of course I always do cause Im too lazy to get rich but that doesnt make it suck any less. cept that one time on the empty red eye I got into the mile high club. hell yeah Im braggin. we went at it the whole flight and watched the sunrise. that girl was a pain in the ass but she did have her upside. got bumped up to 1st class once, so nice. doesnt suck at all. well the snooty gay sky waiter did insinuate my girl was too young, true but ya dont say shit like that in front of her. the nerve.

Jon's a funny fucker. I should get that book for my right wing dad for fathers day. He'd be thrilled.


He makes fun of everyone its def. not one sided.Hell he's Jewish and he busted they're balls too.

[Dan Steely]

Thanks for outing us last night bro. :( I dont think I wanna play pirates anymore.:mad:

[soulninja]

Hey you started it man..like usual..aaarrggg matey

[Sitar]

Flying coach is brutal. Of course I always do cause Im too lazy to get rich but that doesnt make it suck any less. cept that one time on the empty red eye I got into the mile high club. hell yeah Im braggin. we went at it the whole flight and watched the sunrise. that girl was a pain in the ass but she did have her upside. got bumped up to 1st class once, so nice. doesnt suck at all. well the snooty gay sky waiter did insinuate my girl was too young, true but ya dont say shit like that in front of her. the nerve.

Jon's a funny fucker. I should get that book for my right wing dad for fathers day. He'd be thrilled.

Girls can never be too young. You should have called that poofter out on that.

[Dan Steely]

Girls can never be too young. You should have called that poofter out on that.
I was a pretty happy camper sitting in first class with my baby on my way to the bahamas to fish at one of the out islands so I let it slide for the sake of continuing the harmony. It was a great trip. Got all weepy when we left.

If it happened almost any other time I would have said something, trust me. She didn't get it any anyway. He thought he was being clever so I shot him a dirty look to let him know that he wasn't and that I wasn't amused.

Why even let it get to me? I was very happy.

I do here you though. That kind of shit is unacceptable.

[MissyAggravation]

i've not yet had a chance to check out the book that you mentioned, soul.
but i do have and have read jon stewart's america(the book).
very entertaining reading as well.
i'll have to check out the naked pictures book now.
i love, love, love jon stewart.

[euphoria2002]

Jon Stewart, and Bill Maher! I really like the way they tell it like it is and use the whole comedy angle to slip the truth past the whole don't-insult-anyone-even-if-it's-the-truth bullshit PC censorship that's everywhere these days.

Wasn't that the reason Maher's show got pulled? Too many toes getting stepped on?

It seems like the internet is about only place left where you can say words like "retard", or "bitch" without having a bunch of angry activist lesbian feminazis come after you calling for your resignation.

Fuck 'em all. They're trying to turn this whole world into a pussy-whipped version of itself. And if they don't suceed in completely fucking everything up, the muslims will.

[bronyraur]

Jon Stewart, and Bill Maher! I really like the way they tell it like it is and use the whole comedy angle to slip the truth past the whole don't-insult-anyone-even-if-it's-the-truth bullshit PC censorship that's everywhere these days.

Wasn't that the reason Maher's show got pulled? Too many toes getting stepped on?

It seems like the internet is about only place left where you can say words like "retard", or "bitch" without having a bunch of angry activist lesbian feminazis come after you calling for your resignation.

Fuck 'em all. They're trying to turn this whole world into a pussy-whipped version of itself. And if they don't suceed in completely fucking everything up, the muslims will.

someone's fired up...:p

[euphoria2002]

I am!
I'm so sick of these fake fucks never saying what they mean, and never meaning what they say. You guys should check out Fred Reed. He has this website that really tells it like it is.

Bullshit indoctrination of kids in school! Oh, little Johnny, you can be ANYthing you want if you just want it and work hard enough because you're special. Maybe bullcrap like that is good for a kid's self-esteem, but it sure the fuck has nothing to do with the real world.

And that horseshit that went on when hurricane Katrina hit. Oh look, all the looters are black, it must be due to racism in the TV networks. And a lot of them weren't looting.... they needed supplies to survive. Well give me a fucking break. They sowed black looters because 98% of those looters were black. Don't like it? Too fucking bad but that's just the way it was. Oh and I don't think Running shoes, booze and DVD players constitue survival supplies last time I checked.

I could go on forever. I could start my own thread and FILL it with example of the bullshit that get's said in the media because nobody has the guts to say the plain truth anymore.

Want more? Here it comes.... people on welfare are good at one thing. Making excuses for why they're on welfare. Some of them are in bad circumstances I'll admit. But the vast majority of them are lazy, uneducated fucks. Or stupid twats that get knocked up and they don't give a fuck because they aren't gonna be the ones footing the bill for raising their kids. Where I live, the birthrate amongst welfare recipients is Fucking Triple the rate for everyone else. Is that a coincidence? Hmmmm, maybe but somehow I doubt it. I'd like to dump those cocksuckers off in China or fucking Pakistan for a month and let's see if they can find someone to give them a free ride over there.

Ohhhh, there's more, so much more but I'll just leave it for now.

Damn that feels good to just let it all blow out. AHhhhhhhh!

[AWOL]

Jon Stewart is hilarious.

[zenpunk]

I will have to pick up this book. I love the Daily Show.

Ninja - I've been there - ;).