Please help me

[JunkedOut]

Hello, ok I have a piss test at the hospital on may/8/ I took 8 mg of suboxone on april/21 and then on april/28 I took four hits of MDMA"ecstasy" and on april 29 I smoked a half a joint of powerfull weed but havn't smoked weed before then in like 3 weeks. Then on april/30 I snorted 60mg of Morphine Sulfater. I have the test on the 8th of may if I fail they wont perscribe me my Dexedrine "dextroamphetamine" and I really need it I know I fucked up but please help. I weight 140lbs and I have a fast metabolism any suggestions

[bronyraur]

if you don't take a single damn thing from now onward you should pass.

[80oranges]

go to a headshop and look at what they have. Usually you can get something that detoxes your body. Research it online, there are a lot of sites that guarentee a passing test.

[JayTrizzle]

buy fake pee. with my metabolism i'd be fucked man.

[dirtdog]

cranberry juice and vitamin b12
works for me
i smoked bong loads and had to take a piss test the next morning. drank 2 things of cranberry juice and took tons b12
thats all that showed up haha

[JayTrizzle]

WORD OF WARNING....You could use Niacin but it will make you ITCH LIKE YOU NEVER HAVE BEFORE.

[JunkedOut]

Thanks for the advice guys. I can't mask my urine because d-amphetamine has to show up. I was thinking could I take some clean sober persons urine then crush up some Dexedrine and let it sit in warm water take the warm water and put it in the clean urine or will it not show because it has to be a metabolite of d-amphetamine?

[lister40]

just stay clean till then. The weed shouldn't show up if you used only once after taking a break. Morphine takes like 1-5 days.. more like 3-5 to be safe. Not sure about MDMA, but it's similar to (meth)amphetamines so possibly like 5 days. Just keep clean for a week and after the test go all out.

[euphoria2002]

You could use Niacin but it will make you ITCH LIKE YOU NEVER HAVE BEFORE.


Hahahaa! I did that one time with the niacin. It makes you turn all red like you're either really embarrassed or you have a bad sunburn. Kind of feels like a sunburn too.

[euphoria2002]

Caution! Austin Powers style jokes ahead.

If you fail a urine test, does that mean urine trouble?:rolleyes:

You might even be "pissed off"?

Ok, I'll stop.

[Purp]

*IF* you do decide to take niacin, take the most as allotted by the bottle, I want to say its 500mg. Your body will turn bright red, you will burn, you will itch, it will suck horribly. You can sit in a tub of ice water and still feel on fire. But in my experience it has worked (I've only ever used it to pass for weed though). This is completely normal and you might have to remind yourself of that while your on it, because it SUCKS horribly. Do NOT take niacinamide. It will not do what you want. I highly recommend getting as drunk as you can, or doing anything you can legally do to make yourself PASS OUT and take the niacin RIGHT before you pass out. You can trust me when I say that you want to sleep through as much of it as possible. But I have found it successful. I've heard people say that they took it and failed, so beware of that, but I believe they didn't take enough or give themselves enough time for it to work.

And I'm pretty sure if you don't take anymore in the meantime that the E will leave your system within at most 3 days. I've never heard of it lingering if you only do it occasionally, but people here would know that better than I. Good luck, hope it works out for you.

[chemboy7]

Yeah, drug tests like the GC/MS test for metabolites (mostly, not really sure what they look for with Amphetamine) not the active drug itself, so just using some of your crushed up pills probably isn't the best idea because a possitive Amphetamine result, even if you are prescribed Dexadrine, could mean that they are "sending it away to the lab" which basiclly means that they are going to GC/MS it and find out exactly what is responsible for, or being covered up by, your Amphetamine possitive test results. I would stay away from those kits that they sell to "mask" your urine too, those are all snake oils man... just don't work. Reminds me of those companies that sell fake buds in the back of High Times to people that don't know any better (or people looking to pad their bags or just plain rip people off). Alot of those companies do offer "double your money back" but alot of them will also tell you that drugs are illegal to buy or posses, and thus use, and that you can take them to court over it when you call them looking for your money after you piss dirty. And Niacin? Really? You guys are either joking or are just trying to make this poor lad suffer. I was stupid enough to try Niacin when I was a dumb, pot-smoking, teenager; someone told me I could keep getting high and just "take a shit load of Niacin the night before and I'd be alright"... ugh, that was painfull and I still tested dirty. I think the only reason people continue with the rumor that Niacin (or whichever snake oil 'beat your UA' kit is your favorite) actually work is because people that take them also (usually) flush their systems with large amounts of water and take bout's of chemical absinence before their test. In other words, they get lucky.

I would suggest using dried urine and some heating pads, but because you need those Amphetamine metabolites in your piss that may not be an option. Maybe you have a clean freind that is willing to do amps with you a few times so he can piss for you? I'm not even sure what set's those panel test off, if Amphetamine itself would make it possitive or not... I assume yes, but wouldn't risk my own ass over it. Cutting off all illict drug use and drinking lots of water or Gatorade a couple days before you go in (so as to not piss water and mess up on specific gravity) is a good idea, excersize increases metabolism also. Keep in mind too that even if some methods people give don't work, alot of places still test for the use of them to adulterate your test sample. If it was me I would find a clean freind and load him up with my dexies for a few days then have him piss for me, rig myself up with a plastic bladder and glove warming pads to keep the piss body temperature, and then spray him in the cup... that would definately work. If that is not an option perhaps drinking lots of water, discontinuing the illicit drug use, hoping and praying, and waiting may work for you; it's really hard to pin down a time that even I will be able to test clean on (or off) something for myself so it's alot harder to know when your going to be straight.