How to Beat Drug Tests

[euphoria2002]

Do you know a proven technique for beating a drug test? This is the place to share that info with your fellow members. If olympic athletes can pass a bunch of tests, we can too!

[Skript]

Do you know a proven technique for beating a drug test? This is the place to share that info with your fellow members. If olympic athletes can pass a bunch of tests, we can too!

I seen a site in the net somewhere that sells a rubber penis with a heating element in it to keep it warm... That would surely work..

[bronyraur]

Do you know a proven technique for beating a drug test? This is the place to share that info with your fellow members. If olympic athletes can pass a bunch of tests, we can too!

a PROVEN technique, eh?


Here comes the best technique in the world:





DON'T DO DRUGS!!!!





Sorry for that outburst, I'll go back in the corner...

[chinaski]

study REAL HARD!

hahaha I'm so funny

[euphoria2002]

I seen a site in the net somewhere that sells a rubber penis with a heating element in it to keep it warm... That would surely work..

Haw!!!
That sounds like something off of mythbusters.... I love it!:hangloose

[alowishus]

Haw!!!
That sounds like something off of mythbusters.... I love it!:hangloose

I bought one, minus the heating element, just use chem. heating pads.
I use it even if I haven't used drugs, it's the fucking principal.
UA's are wrong for preemployment; are wrong for most any time, other then court ordered, when it's a part of due process.

They (not all) also look for health issues on preemployment UA, why pay for your 20 years of working comp or med bills when they can just not hire you.

I think it's what everyone should do alway, drugs or no drugs. Spend the fucking money for a bladder bag chances are at some point you'll be SOOOO happy you did.

[Skript]

I bought one, minus the heating element, just use chem. heating pads.
I use it even if I haven't used drugs, it's the fucking principal.
UA's are wrong for preemployment; are wrong for most any time, other then court ordered, when it's a part of due process.

They (not all) also look for health issues on preemployment UA, why pay for your 20 years of working comp or med bills when they can just not hire you.

I think it's what everyone should do alway, drugs or no drugs. Spend the fucking money for a bladder bag chances are at some point you'll be SOOOO happy you did.

Heres the site for the urinator... I beleive someone here posted it a long time ago, thats where i heard of it..
http://www.urinator.com/

Proly well worth the investment..

[Opiyum]

Aside from all of the products you can buy (Minute Man being the best by far) the best thing is to get ahold of a friend who is clean. It's hard to find one sometimes I know but think long and hard and you will find some. Even just random people that aren't necessarily friends but people that you would feel comfortable asking. You'd be suprised the people that dont think its that big of a deal and will part with their urine without any problems or lectures.

They aren't going to assume or even imagine that you are a junky trying to beat a test. They will probably think you were smoking some weed. Which most people have sympathy for.

As far as minute man goes it is sold through a company called Liberty Research. It is the only product of its kind because it is a dehydrated form of urine that automatically heats itself to 98 degrees in less than a minute. It comes with a squirt bottle and a vial of the powder. the bottle has a temp strip on the outside. If it doesnt get hot enough just add more powder. Easy to conceal and ready in one minute.
Its perfect for those random tests that you need to be prepared to take every day of the year. Strapping a fake penis to yourself isn;t ideal for this situation nonetheless its the urinator is a great product.

Also remember that if your just using OC's and its going to be a five panel test that doesnt have an Oxycodone slot then you will pass the test anyway because it is neither derived nor metabolized into morphine or codeine.

Liberty research is not selling minute man at the moment and if you live in certain states(Like the one i live in) then they will not send the product to you because of local laws. Having it sent to a friend in another state is your only option.

[Tmac5150]

this is a long ass page, but should tell you ALL you need to know about any kind of test....



http://cocaine.org/drugtestfaq/index.html

[flipside]

a PROVEN technique, eh?


Here comes the best technique in the world:





DON'T DO DRUGS!!!!





Sorry for that outburst, I'll go back in the corner...

Thanks for the laugh Brony :D

[Paregoric Kid]

http://www.whizzinator.com/

[Skript]

http://www.whizzinator.com/

HAHA thats the best one ive seen yet... An ethnic variety..
Points for that find..

[alowishus]

HAHA thats the best one ive seen yet... An ethnic variety..
Points for that find..

That's the one I got.

Some dude got busted using it for a court ordered thing, his dick was white while the rest of him alot darker......it didn't take the fucking super sleuth that was staring at his FAKE pecker long to figure that one out. :rolleyes:

[Tmac5150]

If you didn't got what you need from this thread, pm me, I have a few other links on the subject...