i might hae a drug test monday :-(

[halfalien_s4]

i am a PM patient and my doc drug tests me randomly. well, like the idiot i am ive been smoking weed lately. i havent for about the past week but before that i smoked for about 2 weeks. anyone have any advice on what i could do? i see him monday morning and i dont know if hes calling me into test me or not :confused: . someone on myspace told me to go out and but this stuff in a blu box called certo. says her brother uses it and hes on probation and he comes out clean so i went out and got some. anyone heard of this stuff? im going to mix it up and drink it down sunday nite....thanx

[OpiBli$$1988]

does ur doc watch u pee? if not than if u have ne sober freinds or family willing to give u urine do that. or if he does watch u, drink atleast 2 liters of water so u piss out pure water..always worked for my probation tests. u could do that or use a bladderbag w/ synthetic urine. those r rele the only 2 things that might work, those drinks/pills that r supposed to clean ur urine wont work if ur doc sends it 2 a lab (which im pretty sure he will)...i think that stuffs only workin 4 ur freind bc his p.o's using drug testing kits, not sending it in to a lab.

[flipside]

Did you have to drop a U/A?

[nick]

If all else fails and I mean ALL else.Tell him the truth before he finds out the truth for himself.

ONLY DO THIS IF THERE ISN'T ANOTHER WAY.


Much good luck.

[halfalien_s4]

gues what! no test today ! yay!

[nick]

gues what! no test today ! yay!


YAY!!

Pleased for you.

[Chemical_Boy]

Ain't you lucky! Stay away form the weed unless it is a puff or two a month and more than three weeks from your next PM appointment. A puff or two here or there leaves your system pretty quick, but any kind of chronic use can stick with you despite watering down your body the day before and of the test.

I found this out the hard way. . .6 months of smoking the good skunk daily (or should I say all day...?) and I was hot 3 weeks after my last puffy puff.

Almost lost my job and did loose my meds at the time :(

[Diluted]

I am a drug testing whiz. Kid you not, all the years seeing DR's and the methadone klinik -- never, ever tested dirty.

Why? Because habitual use accumulates, indulging now and then doesn't.

I smoked marijuana last week, eh, monday and tuesday. Come Friday, passed the U/A. How?

Well, Like I said, nothing for atleast three days before it -- and then - drink a bunch of water, take a few b12 pills, drink more water -- (so you're sitting in the dr's office literally squirming) and then pee. Now when you pee, catch it midstream, and only give the smallest ammount required. Like the 2ml line, or etc etc, how ever they do it.

Midsteam is important. The b12 makes the urine yellow, instead of just all white so they can't say its
"DILUTED" (heh) and then I pass. Did this while on probation too.

Won't work for this big state of the art machines like in drug-court, but for sticks and swabs tests -- just fine,.

[bronyraur]

gues what! no test today ! yay!

congrats for you my dear.

i guess it depends on the doc, too.

for example, while i no longer smoke weed (i get really paranoid--not fun), when I did my doc never said anything of it, and I know that they were testing for it, as I personally saw a copy of the results.

My doc said that if it aids your pain, then by all means go ahead. Her big thing was not testing positive for opiates other than what she prescribed.

Cool doc.

[nick]

This is so sad.They couldn't careless if you were smoking weed here.

[JahRed24]

yeah i hate the 'system' in the USA! its a bunch of bullshit, making something natural illegal!? thats fuckin bullshit...its not even a drug (weed).:cool:

[OpiBli$$1988]

glad u didnt get that test ;] btw where did u get ur signature? my buddy on aim (tx'n 2) has the same line on his aim signature..i always thought he made it up, gues not tho.

and of course its a drug jah, salt is a drug, chocolate is a drug, caffine is a drug, everything u eat is a drug (bc of wuts n it). r u and frozen the same person?