Crooked Cop Stories

[euphoria2002]

Drugs and crooked cops.....They go together like cheese and crackers!

Anyone who cares to share a good crooked cop story, please do so now.

Euphoria

[drugsaregood]

Once upon a time, in this rhyme
it was the '90's, and out and about
was sir king, the king of police
beat downs, something the public
frowned upon. riots erupt, police corrupt
fast forward to today, its the same.
you have the right to say nothing
and get whooped.

that is, if your black and in la...

please dont interpet this as a racial slur. im just a cracker living in a fascist world.

[I-Nod]

Buddy got raided awhile back. Percussion bombs, dogs, whole nine yards. The lousy fucks cuffed everyone then preceeded to answer his phone for another hour. Everyone that came by got cuffed too. Moral of the story: if you call your regular dealer, and don't recognize the voice, precede to cuss them out and promptly warn any other friends of the circumstances. :D

[Chemical_Boy]

I went to a bachelor party once where the guy getting married was marrying the daughter of a state police sergeant in New Jersey. We all went to a strip club- including the cop- and proceeded to get extremely drunk off of a keg (half keg technically, but there were only about 10 of us). At the end of the night we all put down the beer we were drinking, walked out side, and got into our cars and drove off (these were back in my more irresponsible days. I was 19. This is no excuse, but I used to be an ass about drinking and driving). This included the cop. He was staggering drunk, walked right to his police cruiser which he had driven to the party, and got in and drove off in the same car that he uses to arrest people for DUIs and whatever else. The fucking ass hole!!. The guy who got married said that he went out drinking with his father-in-law the fucking pig cop all the time. They would always take the cruiser so that they wouldn't get pulled over and arrested for DUI. Apparently they would go out with a bunch of the pig's coworkers, who would all get piss drunk and take their cruisers so that they wouldn't get hassled.

Mother Fucking Scumbag Cops!! I hope that all of these mother fucking hypocrites got into drunken wrecks and fucking died but did not injure anyone but themselves. Driving the very same cars that they arrest people for the same goddamn thing. I hope they fucking choked to death on their own vomit!!

Ok maybe that is a little extreme, but I hope they all ended up with DUIs and had to go to jail in general population and ended up someone's bitch!!

New Jersey has more corrupt cops and other officials than any other place I think.

Fuckers!!

[drugsaregood]

I went to a bachelor party once where the guy getting married was marrying the daughter of a state police sergeant in New Jersey. We all went to a strip club- including the cop- and proceeded to get extremely drunk off of a keg (half keg technically, but there were only about 10 of us). At the end of the night we all put down the beer we were drinking, walked out side, and got into our cars and drove off (these were back in my more irresponsible days. I was 19. This is no excuse, but I used to be an ass about drinking and driving). This included the cop. He was staggering drunk, walked right to his police cruiser which he had driven to the party, and got in and drove off in the same car that he uses to arrest people for DUIs and whatever else. The fucking ass hole!!. The guy who got married said that he went out drinking with his father-in-law the fucking pig cop all the time. They would always take the cruiser so that they wouldn't get pulled over and arrested for DUI. Apparently they would go out with a bunch of the pig's coworkers, who would all get piss drunk and take their cruisers so that they wouldn't get hassled.

Mother Fucking Scumbag Cops!! I hope that all of these mother fucking hypocrites got into drunken wrecks and fucking died but did not injure anyone but themselves. Driving the very same cars that they arrest people for the same goddamn thing. I hope they fucking choked to death on their own vomit!!

Ok maybe that is a little extreme, but I hope they all ended up with DUIs and had to go to jail in general population and ended up someone's bitch!!

New Jersey has more corrupt cops and other officials than any other place I think.

Fuckers!!



New Jersey is a cess pool. That's pretty fucked up, on the news awhile ago an off duty cop got pulled for dui, the cops let the fucker go home! news said charges were pending, not sure how that turned out...

man, if a drunken cop hit me in his cruiser, i'd sue the fuck out of the city and use it all to live a scarface lifestyle in miami.

[euphoria2002]

I've heard the following story from a couple of my patients who "live the life". It goes pretty much like this...... cops either do a drug raid or they find some drugs in someones car/place while they're there for some other reason.

In addition to making an arrest, they "confiscate" the drugs/money + whatever else and give the so-called perps a good roughing up for "resisting arrest". The funny part is that the amount of stuff confiscated seldom equals what gets turned in as evidence. According to these people, the difference either gets smoked (if it's pot) or turned over to a connection, who sells the stuff and they split the proceeds as some nice, tax-free income.

I've heard the same story from 3 different people and I don't think they're all talking about the same incidents either..... so this isn't just somebody griping bc they got busted.

Shouldn't be such a surprise. They deal with crooks all day long, it's no wonder if a few bad habits start rubbing off.

My little rant for today.:mad:

Euphoria

ps. anybody ever notice when they show the stuff they got on a drug bust, the "estimated street value" is ALWAYS double or triple what the stuff would really go for?

[Delo]

ps. anybody ever notice when they show the stuff they got on a drug bust, the "estimated street value" is ALWAYS double or triple what the stuff would really go for?[/quote]

At one time I was the proud owner of one of those display cases... 3 fun nights from that caper!:D

they have to make it seem bigger so they get more funding from it... I mean they dont have a weed or coke conneseur there to tell them its G13 haze x Afghani grown hydroponically with organic nutrients or High grade columbian that must of been shipped through mexico judging by the smell of tequilla...:D

[madnesscult]

When I was arrested for possession of some benzos, when I got to court, the charges included all kinds of bullshit: possession of marijuana, possession of paraphanelia, etc (a total of 5 bogus charges), of which there was NO evidence whatsoever! Even though the charges were dropped due to being obviously fabricated, my record (until it was sealed) still said that I was charged with that shit!

[halfalien_s4]

the allen cops where i live have a very BAD rep from everyone including lawyers and other cops. they once pulled over my dad and asked him to hand over a beer can that he didnt have. while outside the car he picked up his cell phone and showed it to them and told them that thats what they saw. they wanted to search and he said no. then when he showed them that he said "im 60 yrs old. ive never taken a drink in my life and i dont plan to start now." they were demanding a beer can but when he showed them the phone they relized they had made a mistake, said "thanx for ur cooperation sir." and walked off, after a bunch of hassleing my dad, checking records, whisprering to each other, ect. hell, my father is a southern bapptist preacher! he never drinks! but the cops always hassle him for anything they can make up. and the hassle me too. i used to get searched every time i went out 4 no reason. and they would get pissed cuz they would never find anything. one lawyer said they were "cowboys & goatropers that will lie to u at the drop of a hat to get u to confess." and that is right on the money.... i HATE fucking swine.....if it was legal i would shoot them all on site....theyve caused my family nothing but problems but when we need help they will never do that....assholes fom hell...

[IceCold]

Last time I got arrested the cops were giving me a real hard time trying to get me to talk to them. Ijust sat there silent. Anyway they tightened the handcuffs so tight that my wrists were bleeding so bad my hands were covered in blood. I told my lawyer about it the next day and he said there was pretty much nothing I could do about. My word against theirs situation.

[Tmac5150]

Check out this link, I got a kick out of it. It's about a sheriff and pharmacists that got caught getting pills. I loved seeing the sheriff in trouble.....Can you tell I've had a run in w/the cops before....





http://www.ashlandcitytimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070202/NEWS07/702020402

[superman]

knew 1 crooked cop, I call him crooked, though he was actually not a bad guy, except the fact that he turned into a raging crack-o-holic.... eventually leading to his dismissal

[Diluted]

Not so much crooked cop, cops who throw the back.

I was such a nerd - I had a ACLU card in my wallet. I was 18. Pulled over on the resort island near my city in FL. Fuck. He shines on his lights, sirens blazing (small 'city' police force, not the county) and got on the PA:

"PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE ROOF OF THE CAR."
and, we did. He comes walking up and says we illegal backed into the side street. (I backed into his driveway from the street) He's writing a ticket then bam: He see's rolling papers in the cup holder. We totally forget. He asked to search the car and I showed him the ACLU card. He laughed and said OK, you're detained until I call the k9. The k9 unit came two hours earlier. It barked twice and took a piss, and the cop said ok you have marijuana we have probable cause.

and of course, I had a few roaches in the car - so that led me to poss. of marijuana and proph. That started the whole probation decline into hell thing that follows some of us too hell. Heh.

Of course, the good thing about pills - dogs can't smell them. Search all away fucks - you can't pat me down, and they don't have a scent. So stick with pills. Thats the moral of the story :P

[trainwrecker]

I was in rehab with a Lansing city cop who liked to smoke the crack...

[In The Wind]

PROSECUTORS SAY CORRUPTION IN ATLANTA POLICE DEPT. IS WIDESPREAD

ATLANTA -- After the fatal police shooting of an elderly woman in a botched drug raid, the United States attorney here said Thursday that prosecutors were investigating a "culture of misconduct" in the Atlanta Police Department.

In court documents, prosecutors said Atlanta police officers regularly lied to obtain search warrants and fabricated documentation of drug purchases, as they had when they raided the home of the woman, Kathryn Johnston, in November, killing her in a hail of bullets.

Narcotics officers have admitted to planting marijuana in Ms. Johnston's home after her death and submitting as evidence cocaine they falsely claimed had been bought at her house, according to the court filings.

Two of the three officers indicted in the shooting, Gregg Junnier and Jason R. Smith, pleaded guilty on Thursday to state charges including involuntary manslaughter and federal charges of conspiracy to violate Ms. Johnston's civil rights.

"Former officers Junnier and Smith will also help us continue our very active ongoing investigation into just how wide the culture of misconduct that led to this tragedy extends within the Atlanta Police Department," said David Nahmias, the United States attorney.

Asked how widespread such practices might be, Mr. Nahmias said investigators were looking at narcotics officers, officers who had once served in the narcotics unit and "officers that had never been in that unit but may have adopted that practice."

The investigation has already led to scrutiny of criminal cases involving the indicted officers and others who may have used similar tactics. Paul Howard, the Fulton County district attorney, said his office was reviewing at least 100 cases involving the three officers, including 10 in which defendants were in jail.

If they continue to cooperate, Mr. Junnier, who retired after the shooting, faces a minimum of 10 years in prison and Mr. Smith, who resigned Thursday, faces 12 years.

The third officer, Arthur Tesler, declined a plea deal. He was indicted on charges of violation of oath by a public officer, making false statements and false imprisonment under color of legal process.

Mr. Tesler's lawyer, John Garland, said his client was following his training when he put false claims in an affidavit.

Mr. Nahmias took a moment to dwell on what he said was the unusual nature of the officers' offenses.

"The officers charged today were not corrupt in the sense that we have seen before," he said. "They are not accused of seeking payoffs or trying to rob drug dealers or trying to protect gang members. Their goal was to arrest drug dealers and seize illegal drugs, and that's what we want our police officers to do for our community.

"But these officers pursued that goal by corrupting the justice system, because when it was hard to do their job the way the Constitution requires, they let the ends justify their means."

Mr. Nahmias said the statement in the plea agreement that officers cut corners in order to "be considered productive officers and to meet A.P.D.'s performance targets" reflected their perception of the department's expectations.

The police chief, Richard Pennington, said that officers were not trained to lie and that they had no performance quotas. Two weeks ago, he announced changes to the narcotics squad, including increasing the unit's size and more careful reviews of requests for so-called no-knock warrants like the one served on Ms. Johnston's home.

"Let me assure you, if we find out any other officers have been involved in such egregious acts, they will be dealt with just as sternly as these other officers have been," said Chief Pennington, who after the shooting asked for a review by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. "I assure you that we will not tolerate any officers violating the law and mistreating our citizens in this city."

The death of Ms. Johnston, whose age is listed variously as 88 or 92, outraged Atlantans, brought simmering discontent with police conduct toward residents to a boil and led to the creation of a civilian review board for the Police Department.

The day she was killed, narcotics officers said, they arrested a drug dealer who said he could tell them where to recover a kilogram of cocaine, and pointed out Ms. Johnston's modest green-trimmed house at 933 Neal Street.

Instead of hiring an informant to try to buy drugs at the house, the officers filed for a search warrant, claiming that drugs had been bought there from a man named Sam. Because they falsely claimed that the house was equipped with surveillance equipment, they got a no-knock warrant that allowed them to break down the front door.

First, according to court papers, they pried off the burglar bars and began to ram open the door. Ms. Johnston, who lived alone, fired a single shot from a .38-caliber revolver through the front door and the officers fired back, killing her.

After the shooting, they handcuffed her and searched the house, finding no drugs.

"She was without question an innocent civilian who was caught in the worst circumstance imaginable," Mr. Howard, the district attorney, said at a news conference on Thursday. "When we learned of her death, all of us imagined our own mothers and our own grandmothers in her place, and the thought made us shudder."

When no drugs were found, the cover-up began in earnest, according to court papers.

Officer Smith planted three bags of marijuana, which had been recovered earlier in the day in an unrelated search, in the basement. He called a confidential informant and instructed him to pretend he had made the drug buy described in the affidavit for the search warrant.

The three officers, Mr. Junnier, Mr. Smith and Officer Tesler met to concoct a story before talking with homicide detectives, the court filings say.

Though the three met several more times, prosecutors said, Mr. Junnier admitted the truth in his first interview with F.B.I. agents. Mr. Smith at first lied about his role, but later admitted to the conspiracy.

[repeek]

I think I shared this one before, I got busted with a trunk load of seedless redbud outside of Sierra Blanca TX by US Customs at the checkpoint leaving El Paso. After not getting called for arraignment for several months I called my lawyer to see what was up.

He told me to forget about it, I pressed him for a explanation and he tells me my marijuana disappeared from the evidence locker; Case dismissed.

[antigonemuse]

please dont love me less, for I have sinned...

from the crowd "tell is sista"

i have laid with leo, dated a cop, rode around drunk in his cruiser, watch him shave of his pubs, blow pot smoke in him face, and have his nakey sketches to prove, praise me lord. and his cock was as crooked as his policing


woo woo

[Rhonda]

I think I shared this one before, I got busted with a trunk load of seedless redbud outside of Sierra Blanca TX by US Customs at the checkpoint leaving El Paso. After not getting called for arraignment for several months I called my lawyer to see what was up.

He told me to forget about it, I pressed him for a explanation and he tells me my marijuana disappeared from the evidence locker; Case dismissed.

Hahahhaha! You dont have to think very hard to figure out where it went/

[blackdog]

I went to a bachelor party once where the guy getting married was marrying the daughter of a state police sergeant in New Jersey. We all went to a strip club- including the cop- and proceeded to get extremely drunk off of a keg (half keg technically, but there were only about 10 of us). At the end of the night we all put down the beer we were drinking, walked out side, and got into our cars and drove off (these were back in my more irresponsible days. I was 19. This is no excuse, but I used to be an ass about drinking and driving). This included the cop. He was staggering drunk, walked right to his police cruiser which he had driven to the party, and got in and drove off in the same car that he uses to arrest people for DUIs and whatever else. The fucking ass hole!!. The guy who got married said that he went out drinking with his father-in-law the fucking pig cop all the time. They would always take the cruiser so that they wouldn't get pulled over and arrested for DUI. Apparently they would go out with a bunch of the pig's coworkers, who would all get piss drunk and take their cruisers so that they wouldn't get hassled.

Mother Fucking Scumbag Cops!! I hope that all of these mother fucking hypocrites got into drunken wrecks and fucking died but did not injure anyone but themselves. Driving the very same cars that they arrest people for the same goddamn thing. I hope they fucking choked to death on their own vomit!!

Ok maybe that is a little extreme, but I hope they all ended up with DUIs and had to go to jail in general population and ended up someone's bitch!!

New Jersey has more corrupt cops and other officials than any other place I think.

Fuckers!!

check out the n.j. govenor just had a major m/v accident and they is making a fuss cause he didnt have his seat belt on and was injured intensivly so everyone is makin abig fuss along with what about the trooper driving him 24 hours and such bla bla bla
dawgg,:p

[rex24u]

I was on felony probation in FL for burglary. I caught two years paper. My probation had just been instated. I was pulled over coming out of the "hood" (white boy in a cadillac at midnight. I wonder why? hmmmm...).

They found two needles ( confiscated those) on me but nothing else. I was violated but the cop did not do it on site. He told me to go home and enjoy my weekend and expext to go to jail when the violation went throught the computer.

The next night the SAME cop waited outside my apatment and waited for me to pull up, turned his lights on and pulled me over. I got out of the car and he told me to empty my pockets ( in FL on felony probation you sign a paper allowing you to be searched at any time while on felony probation. Well at least I had to.)He found two grams of meth in seperate bags and a needle. I went to county with "possesion with intent to sell". I arrived at county with "possesion of a controlled substance" (what happen to the other bag I want to know?). I got bonded out after 45 days. I went to court and the charges had been dropped due to "notice of no information". My lawyer told me the charges had been dropped due to there being no evidence.

What happened to my dope? Hmmmm. I wonder.

[tui]

A friend of mine (a sexy little girl) was in a club when they raided it. She was 16- the legal age was 20 back then. They pigs take her outside and say, c'mon we KNOW you're underage, just tell us the truth about your age and you can go home right now.

Silly girl, she trusted them. They threw her in the wagon and took her to the cells, where two male cops stripped-searched her and sexually molested her.

Moral of the story: NEVER tell the truth to the filth. And know your rights (not that i do).

t

[Synack]

My old neighbor was a cop... We all got shitfaced one night he was called in to do something an ended up ramming his cruiser into a car parked on the side of the road... and then left a ticket on the car for parking on the road or something...

[Diluted]

The police took my computer once. I was buying tons of stuff from IOP and NROP, this was a few years ago when you could get 120 Norcos (10/325) for like $180. I'd sell all 120 for $3 a peice.. like double profit. I'd get them, turn around and sell them all. Did this all the time. Suddenly, this girl showed up at my house... a crack-head girl from the trailer park a few blocks away. We had sex, and she was on her period. ( I think this was all set up, I swear) so the police got a warrant to search my house, after they "confiscated" a letter sent to county jail with her saying my name and address in the letter and how I "raped her" (WTF?.. so the girl wrote a letter to her boyfriend and jail and accused me of doing this, while magically adding my full name and address?.. yeah, she was paid off.) and seize my computer because the girl told them I video taped her all drugged up, and showed the video to my friends. Well, after they took my bedsheets - and found her blood (Go figure.) they searched my computer for the "sex tape" -- well, the sex tape was the Paris Hilton sex tape, the famous one where it's in night vision. I lost my brand new sony vaio. So, when I was being booked.. ( They found ONE XANAX in my house when they had the search warrant.. so I was arrested for ONE XANAX.. they supposedly found it in the Kitchen Closet ) YEAH RIGHT, I searched the thing up and down and never found xanax in there.. how it got there, I have no idea. (PLANTED IT!) So, when I was getting arrested I remember the detective talking to his wife about a divorce and he seemed upset while I was being booked. The sexually battery charges were dropped - but they took my computer.. and all my info ( I was into the whole anarchist thing then, communist readings.. questionable forums like this one.. and my crazy writings.)

So I walked to the police station to ask about my computer, and shook hands with the detective and thanked him for thinking I could nail someone as pretty as Paris Hilton. I also asked him how him and his wife was doing, noticing that he longer was wearing his wedding ring. He said I crossed the line and was going to "Nail me, big time"

The judge throw out the case, and I pleaded no contest to the poss. of parph. (a bong) and that was that. Walked out of the court room with a big smile and waved to the Detective. To this day, I wonder what shit they found on my computer and if they track me.

Oh, and the FBI Crime Lab lost my computer... (Thanks to the Detective, I'm sure)...

He would follow me, and stop me for no reason and talk about "arianne" (the girl who I was writing stories too) and other very personal stuff that he found on my computer.

To this day, maybe about six months ago - he stopped me at the Credit Union and said "By the way, It was her blood on your bed sheets. Just thought you would know." (Of course, in court, I said it wasn't) and I just smiled and told him he needs to work on his garden. (Implying, "planting evidence") I'm not sure if got the joke but he drove off.

What a douche, this happened two years ago and the detective still harasses me.

[tptptp]

I went to a bachelor party once where the guy getting married was marrying the daughter of a state police sergeant in New Jersey. We all went to a strip club- including the cop- and proceeded to get extremely drunk off of a keg (half keg technically, but there were only about 10 of us). At the end of the night we all put down the beer we were drinking, walked out side, and got into our cars and drove off (these were back in my more irresponsible days. I was 19. This is no excuse, but I used to be an ass about drinking and driving). This included the cop. He was staggering drunk, walked right to his police cruiser which he had driven to the party, and got in and drove off in the same car that he uses to arrest people for DUIs and whatever else. The fucking ass hole!!. The guy who got married said that he went out drinking with his father-in-law the fucking pig cop all the time. They would always take the cruiser so that they wouldn't get pulled over and arrested for DUI. Apparently they would go out with a bunch of the pig's coworkers, who would all get piss drunk and take their cruisers so that they wouldn't get hassled.

Mother Fucking Scumbag Cops!! I hope that all of these mother fucking hypocrites got into drunken wrecks and fucking died but did not injure anyone but themselves. Driving the very same cars that they arrest people for the same goddamn thing. I hope they fucking choked to death on their own vomit!!

Ok maybe that is a little extreme, but I hope they all ended up with DUIs and had to go to jail in general population and ended up someone's bitch!!

New Jersey has more corrupt cops and other officials than any other place I think.

Fuckers!!

Around here in Maryland Cops are the biggest alcoholics/drunk drivers around.

[I-Nod]

Oh, and the FBI Crime Lab lost my computer... (Thanks to the Detective, I'm sure)...

He would follow me, and stop me for no reason and talk about "arianne" (the girl who I was writing stories too) and other very personal stuff that he found on my computer.

Damn dude, reading stuff like this makes my blood boil! I mean, how do you LOSE a fuckin computer??? I've spent a night in county here, or a weekend there, and they would always log everything in your pockets. They even took note of an empty Tic-Tac container once, and a matchbook w/ one match in it another time... but they can't take note of a friggin computer and keep track of it???
Then he has the audacity to rub it in your face that he's got your computer... at least that's my take on it. Why else would he remember all those documents and writings after 2 yrs? Sucks that happened Diluted, but at least you walked bro! Can't put a value on freedom.

[ProdigalSon]

Drugs and crooked cops.....They go together like cheese and crackers!

Anyone who cares to share a good crooked cop story, please do so now.

Euphoria

Not a real solid story but if I had nickel for every time Ive been caught with drugs or pulled over drunk and let go, Id have more $$$ than nick-no joke

[MttJocy]

Buddy got raided awhile back. Percussion bombs, dogs, whole nine yards. The lousy fucks cuffed everyone then preceeded to answer his phone for another hour. Everyone that came by got cuffed too. Moral of the story: if you call your regular dealer, and don't recognize the voice, precede to cuss them out and promptly warn any other friends of the circumstances. :D
I've known them try this trick in UK, when I phoned it was him but when I got there to pick up the stuff it wasn't, they tried to assure me it was fine and he had just popped out, I turned around and said I'll catch him later, turned out that's the same thing they were pulling there (pretty sure that's entrapment here) damn well know if the deal had gone through I would have been followed home, fortunately for me I am super suspicious of sudden changes to plan.

Of course that forgets the time when they decided to search SWIM because he looked "under the influence" and found over 1,000 pills and decided to send SWIM on his way, although I suppose had they been legit SWIM would have had bigger woes probably would be a quick way to say goodbye to the next decade or few, doubt a claim they were for personal use would fly.

[mark_renton]

LMFAO!

Ok sorry to bring up an ol' thred, but have to tell this one.

Alright so several years back my father, uncle, best friend and I go to visit family in a town close to a mexican border. At the time my other uncle was a state trooper for this city. So we all decide hey lets check out mexico, then procede to said country, and the closest bar. While at the bar we meet an ol' boy that speaks enghlish, and procede to get shit faced on mexican piss beer. As time goes on I keep seeing my best friend leaning over to talk to the mexican, in turn the mexican would slip off then slide my friend something under the table, friend would excuse himself then come back with the sniffles minutes later ( I'm still asking about finding the closest pharmacy, to try and negotiate my way into some p.k.'s).

Anyhow night comes on and my uncle (the cop) desides hell he's in this sleazy border town it's time to get a hooker, which he has no problem at all obtaining, comes back a half hour later n' we get more shit faced.

Anyhow we decide it's high time to leave ( never did get to go to the drug store), and my uncle gets in to drive us back to the city ( drunk as hell I might add), My father rolls a joint, lights it, and my uncle didn't say shit. I'm in the back seat with my friend, I look over and he has the road atlas in his lap, and it looks like he had rolled his nose in powdered sugar, once again uncle never said a word. Not sure how we made it home uncle was drunk off his ass going 90 the whole while, his wife never said a word to him when he came home late. My friend and I looked on the floor boards the next morning, looked like a fucking blizzard hit the back seat ( got a picture somewhere.

[Raisin]

When SWIM first moved to NYC, he made a friend in a park who called another friend to bring him some wares that weren't quite what he was selling. We were talking and all of a sudden the cops rolled through en masse and started hassling anyone not white.

My new friend shoved a large bag of weed broken into dimes under my coat and said hold this just before the cops came and started hassling him (never said shit to me)

He started mouthing off to the cop before he was thrown to the ground and after a bit of wrestling the cop pulled about a quarter ounce in a fucking sandwich bag out of where he claimed was the guy's jacket and proceeded to bust him

I got my dope and since I dind't smoke and knew no one in the city I made his friend's day and walked away shaking my head. Welcome to NY.

[hydrocronik]

Me and some of my friends were cornered in a fence....
we were smokin cronik,
and a cop car iz goin down the alley and seez us...
we cant run away,
cuz were cornered in....
we had about a 30 sak, 2 gars, and a pipe....
and they said they would let us go,
if we gave it all 2 them.....

thats sum fucked up shit aint it???

[Black_Pony]

Anybody seen Superbad? Those cops are funny as shit! LMFAO