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Flood
03-16-2007, 10:34 PM
I'm gonna be required to take a hair test this week and absolutly can not fail it. If I do I could lose custody of my daughter and her mother along with her mothers family are not fit to take care of her. I've done a bit of research and found a couple sites that offer products to clean your hair of all toxins and wanted to know if anyone had tried any of them with positive results or maybe used something else that worked. Here are the links to the products i've found so far. Any help would be much appreciated.

http://www.howtopassadrugtest.com/hairfollicle.asp

http://www.passyourtest.com/shampoo.htm

http://www.globaldetox.com/universal-detox-kits/2737.html


What worries me is i've also been reading that its not possible to cheat a hair test. So im just a bit confused. Heres a link to an article mentioning that its not possible..

http://www.theledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070206/NEWS/702060387/-1/jobs


PLEASE HELP! :(

Black_Pony
03-16-2007, 10:39 PM
Sorry to hear that you are facing a hair test. Those are the worst. I got my fingers crossed for you that the shampoo works.

Zogledan
03-16-2007, 10:48 PM
I heard from a Indian who works at a Casino that he uses Aloa Rid by Nexus and passes.
You can get it at salons and on ebay

Chemical_Boy
03-16-2007, 11:27 PM
I haven't heard of any methods, I think hair tests are about as tough as they get. When did you use? The only thing that I have really heard that sounded credible to me was that if you had been clean for a year or so and then used once or twice within less than a week or so of the test that they wouldn't be able to pick anything up because the drug metabolites that they test for would not have enough time to be deposited on/in the hair fiber. Other than that, I think they will detect most anything that you have used within the last six months or so.
I hope that things go well for you. If it were me, I think I would buy like 5 or 6 different shampoos that headshops/HighTimes/Internet sell that supposedly remove or alter those metabolites in your hair. Then I would did my head and eyebrows in chlorine bleach (I did this once in high school and it bleached the fuck out of my hair. . .and then gave me wicked split ends and frizz and shit- yeah I used to have long hair) and then die it back to normal color or close to it. Then I would shave the rest of my body and say it was because of my girlfriend's preference for an excuse.
I don't know if that would do any good, but I would sure as hell try. I hope something works for you. Again, good luck!

Flood
03-16-2007, 11:34 PM
Thanks for the support guys and or gals. My daughter means everything to me and I cant screw this up. I've releapsed a few times with Heroin in the last 2 months, but other than that i've been clean of everything for 8 months. Only reason I relapsed is because my daughters whore of a mother took my daughter from and wont respond to any of my calls as of 2 months ago. We had been doing split custody, but about 2 months ago I was dropping my daughter off with her mother and she tried getting back together with me and I refused her. I wasnt mean about it or anything. I just tried explaining that it wouldnt work out because we where fairly toxic when together and in the long run our daughter and us would be better off if we just tried to stay friends.

Chemical_Boy
03-16-2007, 11:51 PM
Good luck brother. No one is perfect. I hope it works out. Let us know. . .

kyuss
03-17-2007, 12:27 AM
they are
definitely
the worst.
That bald look
is the style
these days though.
Not for me,I'll
die with long hair
or until it all falls out.

Chemical_Boy
03-17-2007, 12:36 AM
they are
definitely
the worst.
That bald look
is the style
these days though.
Not for me,I'll
die with long hair
or until it all falls out.

I had a pony tail for more than half my life. It was weird cutting that off, because I used to say the same thing as you Kyuss.

Then one day out of the blue I was like fuck it. Chop chop. It ain't bad, but now it is kind of a pain in the ass because I have to keep cutting it. I went the better part of two decades with out a haircut. I still can't figure out what to tell them at the barber shop when they ask how I want it cut. I usually just say "whatever you want". I really don't give a rats ass anymore on how it gets cut.

Kind of miss my pony tail though

kyuss
03-17-2007, 12:46 AM
I had a pony tail for more than half my life. It was weird cutting that off, because I used to say the same thing as you Kyuss.

Then one day out of the blue I was like fuck it. Chop chop. It ain't bad, but now it is kind of a pain in the ass because I have to keep cutting it. I went the better part of two decades with out a haircut. I still can't figure out what to tell them at the barber shop when they ask how I want it cut. I usually just say "whatever you want". I really don't give a rats ass anymore on how it gets cut.

Kind of miss my pony tail though

I hear ya.
I had a barber
scalp me last summer,
haven't had a haircut since.
I usually only get it trimmed up
once every couple of years.
It grows slower as you get older
and I crossed the big 4 o before xmas

robojunkie
03-17-2007, 10:17 PM
From what I've heard the hair test will catch just about anything used from about 6 or 7 days before they remove the hair back til about 2 or 3 months. I remember reading up on a few companies' web pages back when another member was facing a hair test and according to them none of these methods of "washing" the hair will work. They apparently ran these tests using various products to see if there was any effect and there wasn't. The drugs/metabolites are "inside" the hair and can't just be washed out, regardless of how vigorously/often. They actually wash the samples anyway just to remove any potential "contamination" on the hair surface from other sources!

Best advice is just shave, shave, shave! Everywhere! Just say you've become a clean freak or are getting into competitive swimming or some such shit...

I-Nod
03-17-2007, 10:43 PM
they are
definitely
the worst.
That bald look
is the style
these days though.
Not for me,I'll
die with long hair
or until it all falls out.

This would be the last thing I'd expect a bald eagle to say :D

HeidiW
03-17-2007, 11:32 PM
Fuck, pray and shave your head.:confused:

I've never had to fuck with a hair test. I couldn't shave my head, my hair is almost down to my ass; I'd like to think it's my crown of glory. I've been growing it for like 10 years, they'll have to kill me to get me hair.

Sorry to babble about my hair, I'd do your research about the companies that offer the shampoo and cleansing products. Get a phone # and call them. Ask them straight up about what their products can and can't do, if they're guaranteed, etc.

It seems like I've also heard that Hartz(sp?) Dog Flea and Tick Shampoo works for that sort of thing, but I would trust it 100%.

Chemical_Boy
03-18-2007, 02:45 AM
Best advice is just shave, shave, shave! Everywhere! Just say you've become a clean freak or are getting into competitive swimming or some such shit...

Good advice but I would bet that they would consider that doping like drinking too much water if the want to be picky.
What the fuck can you do though?


Man, if they had done a test on my hair back when it was long, the things they would have found. . .

It would be a many faceted look at abusable drugs;)

TokinDerrick
03-23-2007, 09:47 PM
if you shave your head, they'll take it from your eyebrows or something, you have hair all over your body, they'll find something.

but other than that, I don't know shit about hair tests.

OpiBli$$1988
04-01-2007, 10:13 AM
ya i was guna say the same thing, shaving your head wont work unless you shave every single hair off your body. ive heard that the bleech method works, like chem_boy mentioned, i think thats your best bet..bleech it, shampoo it with those products the other ppl mentioned..even use the products u found online or g2 a headshop mayb they'd have some, and then dye it back to your normal hair color. if it was me i would try to find a dye the color of my eybrows too an bleech em then dye and shave every single other hair off my body..arm pits, nose, ear, pubs, everything. n unlike every1 else ive heard that hair tests go back up too 5 years, not weeks or months, the tests r VERY expensive -i think i rember it being said that it costs 5 g's- so they wouldnt waste that kinda money if they could just use a regular drug test. sad story

edit: i just read the date of teh thread, wut happend with the drugtest Flood did u pass or fail or dont kno yet?

Flood
04-01-2007, 03:30 PM
ya i was guna say the same thing, shaving your head wont work unless you shave every single hair off your body. ive heard that the bleech method works, like chem_boy mentioned, i think thats your best bet..bleech it, shampoo it with those products the other ppl mentioned..even use the products u found online or g2 a headshop mayb they'd have some, and then dye it back to your normal hair color. if it was me i would try to find a dye the color of my eybrows too an bleech em then dye and shave every single other hair off my body..arm pits, nose, ear, pubs, everything. n unlike every1 else ive heard that hair tests go back up too 5 years, not weeks or months, the tests r VERY expensive -i think i rember it being said that it costs 5 g's- so they wouldnt waste that kinda money if they could just use a regular drug test. sad story

edit: i just read the date of teh thread, wut happend with the drugtest Flood did u pass or fail or dont kno yet?

Its kinda on hold at the moment. I may be able to work out a custody agreement without going to court. I'll be finding out here sometime soon and ill let you guys know whats up.

Papa Verine
05-01-2007, 02:42 PM
I have a freind in this situation right now. She wants to buy some shampoo that claims to clean your hair so you can pass a drug test.

Does anyone know if this shampoo works at all. Does anyone have first-hand experience?

I told her I doubt the shampoos will work but she's about to spend $30 on one of them. I asked her to wait as I check with the folks here first.

Anyone?