Ye Olde Bladder Bag

[bi11i]

I keep forgetting to post this link. Tried and true, I've used this system at least 3-4 times and have never had a single problem with it. It's reusable, too. A great way to go and at only $35.

http://www.pretestedurine.com/
http://www.pretestedurine.com/products.htm

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Prior to laboratory testing, the human urine we market undergoes diagnostic testing for abnormal values in the following areas: glucose, protein, ketones, pH, nitrites, blood, leukocytes, bilirubin, urobilinogen, and specific gravity. Testing for pregnancy is also performed, with negative results.


After the urine has successfully passed these diagnostic tests, a sample is sent to one of the largest urine drug testing facilities in the nation - Medtox. Here the urine is tested for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine using EMIT methodology. After receiving confirmation of negative results, 70+ cc's of urine is packaged per kit.

After the bags have been filled, the outside surfaces are disinfected to protect users against any body fluid contamination that may occur. The disinfectant used is hospital grade and eliminates threats from Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, and HIV, among others.






The only thing it doesn't come with that I added later was an Ace bandage to wrap the whole thing somewhat snugly around my body. You can sterilize and reuse the bag by way of siphon (don't use your mouth, silly, inflate the bag by manipulating it with your hands. Geez, yuck.)

FedEx shipping is available.

[shaunclo]

What about getting it to the designated temperature. I have used my own methods with bringing someone elses urine, but when the time came, they knew it wasnt mine due to the temperature. You said you have tried it Billi? did you have any problems with it not being the right temperature?

[poonwhalla]

you could leave it on your dashboard also leaving it taped to your body for a few hours should bring it up to temp. Another way may be hand warmers that you get in camping stores.

[SomniGod]

Another way may be hand warmers that you get in camping stores.


I can just see it now... being rushed to the hospital because your body temp (urine temp) is like 110 degrees!!! Talk about your all-time blunders!


~S~

[bi11i]

No, in fact this kit comes with a perfect system - you know those hand warmers where you crack the bag and then they heat up? You basically use an Ace bandage to keep that and the bag against your body. Most often the thermometer is on the cup - if it is, even better. Use it. If things are too hot, just swish around and cool it off a bit.

I originally tried keeping the bag close to my body - won't work. You've got to have another source of heat...

[paperrabbit]

I've used the system twice with great results. The only downside was the second time there wasn't enough, I was a little below the line so I had to add a tiny bit of my own....luckily I had taken those detox pills (just in case) and everything was clean. Needless to say, I got the job :D:D:D

[jab]

I've used this product SEVERAL times and can not say enough about it!! In fact my current job, af the last 5 years, is due to that device.

Very good post!!

If you need to take a urine test, and you use (especially weed, since it stays with you for sooo long), consider this a purchase that will more than make up it's own cost over time. Kudos to you bi11i for bringing this up!

[alowishus]

Since this comes so highly recommended, AND used, I may just get some.
I've got a week to figure out what I'm gonna' do.

Wish I knew what poppies come out as on the standard piss test, I could go get a Rx for some weak vikes, but if I tell the guy that I have weak vikes and piss strong morph....well I think you know what will happen.

[alowishus]

I keep forgetting to post this link. Tried and true, I've used this system at least 3-4 times and have never had a single problem with it. It's reusable, too. A great way to go and at only $35.

http://www.pretestedurine.com/
http://www.pretestedurine.com/products.htm

http://www.pretestedurine.com/l2.jpghttp://www.pretestedurine.com/l1.jpghttp://www.pretestedurine.com/r1.jpg




The only thing it doesn't come with that I added later was an Ace bandage to wrap the whole thing somewhat snugly around my body. You can sterilize and reuse the bag by way of siphon (don't use your mouth, silly, inflate the bag by manipulating it with your hands. Geez, yuck.)

FedEx shipping is available.


OUT OF BUSSINESS
Called, no answer went to VM, then says no memory, sent email....nothing. But they'll take your money on the website though.
Scammers

[bodangly]

http://www.whizzinator.com/

Never tried it, but people swear by it.

[bi11i]

OUT OF BUSSINESS
Called, no answer went to VM, then says no memory, sent email....nothing. But they'll take your money on the website though.
Scammersi've ordered from these folks a number of times and had the best of luck - never had a problem.

[chemboy7]

http://www.whizzinator.com/

Never tried it, but people swear by it.

Yes, the Whizzinator is fucking awsome. I was gonna post a link before I read your post. The only problem with using them is when you squeeze the "pee button" on the prosthetic penis it makes a load clicking noise... this can be covered up by stomping your boot simultaniously though.

[bodangly]

Yeah? Sounds great because I was thinking of getting one, as I'm on an unsupervised probation (as in no regular PO visits) but techinally I'm supposed to have "random" drug screens, but then adult probation told me to just call and schedule them when I'm home from school. So, of course, I never called, but I'm a little worried I'll get a letter one day, even though it has been a year already and my probation is only 2 years.

[alowishus]

i've ordered from these folks a number of times and had the best of luck - never had a problem.

Did you just do it all by website? Or did you speak/email w/ someone?

I wish I could get ahold of someone, if I can't get anyone on the horn, and no replies to my emails, I sure as hell am not sending money through the web.

It's oficial all of my email's came back.....
host pretestedurine.com [66.242.19.126]: 452 4.4.5 Insufficient disk space; try again later


So I guess it's safe to say no one's minding the store.

[bi11i]

The last time I ordered was about eight months ago, however the first time I ordered was 5 years ago and I've ordered a few times since then. I'm curious if their site processes the payments right there, or elsewhere after the fact.

I'll see what I can find out - at $35, this was a fucking steal....

[alowishus]

The last time I ordered was about eight months ago, however the first time I ordered was 5 years ago and I've ordered a few times since then. I'm curious if their site processes the payments right there, or elsewhere after the fact.

I'll see what I can find out - at $35, this was a fucking steal....

No doubt, I don't need a fake dick at $150, and they had REAL clean urine mot the synth. stuff.

If I get the chance to a re-do I'll be getting something, no more w/ this do the right thing bullshit, see what I got for it before......

[Curio]

bumping this thread for a few friends!

[applesauce]

I've used the Urinator (not Wizzinator) successfully. It was $150 overnighted to my door (at the time, a number of years ago) with one vial of fake piss.

It has an electric heater built-in (powered by 2 9v batteries) so no worries about the chemical heater getting the sample too hot, it just doesn't get too hot.

$150 is a lot compared to some of the other good devices, but at the time to me it was worth it. Easily reusable many times, comes with everything you need to walk in and out of one successful test (regardless of the type of test they give) - if you think about it, less than a day's pay covered the cost of getting the job.

[Curio]

bumpity be bop...

(someone posted a thread on passing drug screen yet I hear no revving of search engine RPMs )