View Full Version : I Finally Popped My Lost and Found Cherry
chemboy7
02-23-2007, 05:54 PM
Aw man, what a fucking awesome day; they've been pretty shitty lately. Anyways I was looking around for where I left my rig because I was finally gonna get high, been on the subs for awhile now and was feeling kinda blah - like I could use a shot, but I couldn't find my rig. I mean I have like 6 or 7 new ones in hidden in this tabacco can that I knew I could resort to but I'm trying to s-t-r-e-c-h them so I wanted my latest rig, it was only used once. So I am looking around my room and I just can't find it anywhere, I was just about to dip into that can of tabacco and fetch a new one but I opened up this Gulf War minor surgery kit (I collect pharmaceutical antiques and surgical instruments) and anyways tucked into the back pouch of it was not only my point but I found a bag of weed in there too. I mean this never happens to me, I may lose a syringe but I keep track of my drugs... even if it's just pot. It was a small bag (maybe 2 small joints worth) of shake that I had obviously already sifted through my grinder but it shocked the shit out of me that it would be there... I never kept any dope of any kind in there before. I figure I must have been pretty wasted putting that away last time and probably stashed the pot in there with it and just forgot about it. I did have a like 3 or 4 tiny bags of different types of weed so I probably just didn't notice it. Anyways, even though I payed $10 a gram for it, the weed I have right now is pretty shitty and seems to make my headache worse. So, after I fix up of course... a little while later, huh, I packed a bowl of this stuff and man this is good pot. I only finished half the bowl and I'm totally good on it, I'm actually getting like a mild Nitrous head whoosh goin' on (course who know's how much that shot is contributing). Anyways this is the first time I ever found any drugs I had lost (finally popped that cherry, it feel's like free weed. Which is so cool because I was just thinking before that that I would like to smoke some pot but all I had was this headache shite. Ahh, tis nice. :drunk:
Chemical_Boy
02-23-2007, 06:06 PM
Damn, I never find drugs after the fact. I found a bud on my floor once, but that was about it.
One time I had munched a bunch of acid and I had one or two hits left. I remember hiding them. . .The problem was I hid them so well that I could never find them again.
I searched and searched. I mean, there were times when I was tweeked out and I was going through the cracks in the walls and hardwood floors with a dentist tool trying to see if I had slid them in between somewhere thinking I was clever. Man, I was thorough!
I searched for those hits for years. Never did find them. Finally moved away and that was that, game over.
I think that was really the only time I ever misplaced drugs.
RoadHead
02-23-2007, 06:40 PM
would have been nice if it was a bag of dope you found instead of weed but hey, something is better than nothing.
best i've ever found is a couple of pills i spilled in a drawer. it sure is nice to find drugs when you have been wd'ing for a day or two.
glad that you were able to find a good use for your find chem. sure would have been a waste to have to throw it out. :D
bronyraur
02-23-2007, 06:48 PM
glad to hear you had some good fortune pass your way, Chem. good for you man.:)
I-Nod
02-23-2007, 07:25 PM
Nice job! Those finds are always the best. I remember once I dropped a pill while getting it out of the towel closet in the bathroom and it fell into the door frame. Hard to get to. So I left it there, knowing full well that someday I would need it... sure enough months later I'm sitting on the floor w/ a butter knife pushing it out of the door frame :D It's always nice finding money too. Grab a pair of jeans that you haven't wore since last winter and look in that 5th pocket (the lil' pocket above the right front one) and find a 10 or 20 spot... just like you said "free money!!" in a sense. I'm like a squirrel tho. Enjoy bro.
robojunkie
02-23-2007, 08:50 PM
Haha, finding your own lost drugs is cool. Only time I can think of this happening was back when I was 17 and actually liked weed I had hid some in an old tape case (yeah, this was 1990) after burning a joint and when I woke up, couldn't find it. Like around three months later my father was going through my room for some reason and pulled out some of my school books and there was the case stuck in one of the books. Quickly grabbed it with a "Oh shit I've been looking for that tape..." and enjoyed myself that evening. Also found bags of dope on a couple of occasions outside, but even better, it wasn't mine until I found it!
Oh, I've also lost countless rocks in my carpet, though I've never been able to find any of them ever...
chemboy7
02-23-2007, 09:42 PM
I have only found weed on 2 other occasions that was not mine to begin with. One I am sure was my neighbors teenage son (we share a u-turn drive way) and walking to get the mail one day I say what I thout was plastic, it was about an eight. The other one I was about 13 and just walking aroung downtown and I thought I seen something under a car that was parked at the sidewalk so I bent down and checked and it was maybe a dimebag of some really good weed.
And it's common for chips of rocks to go flying to the carpet, it's where the term carpet crawler comes from. I've spent my share of time on my hands and knees looking for that piece that might have fallen.
Skript
02-23-2007, 10:13 PM
Haha its always nice to find something... Ive turned every stone over a few too many times..
My best save was years ago I was drunk as hell and went to get a hooker and stashed $500 in a drawer and forgot about it. 3 Months later i found it.. was happy as hell
ProdigalSon
02-23-2007, 11:56 PM
The best is when I catch employees of mine with shit. This cook left a cigarette pack holder full of maybe 8 patty-prerolls in the bathroom. This is where I got the weed for the wds. He was piiiiiiiiiiissed when I told him I flushed them. I told him hes lucky to have a job...
Curio
02-24-2007, 12:08 AM
shite, thanks for reminding me of a mess I gotta tidy up tonight
...someone came home when I was trying to do a "head count" of these tiny, tiny pills, and I ended up SPILLING EVERY SINGLE PILL out of the wrapper --- then across and ONTO THE FLOOR, FUTON, END TABLES AND bouncing everywhere...this spill happened of course, right as someone's pulling into the garage!! No rush there to clean up, eh peeps!!?
I could almost hear," Nowhere to run to baby, nowhere to hide..."
SO, I am trying to remember how many I counted before they went down and compare so I know what I'm looking for!!
send me some luck chem, cause I ended up shorted by 3 pills, odd numbers require some serious math...lol..j/k inside joke...comes in threes they say...3 days late, 3 pills short.....so 3 pills I better make sure aren't lying around and oh, say ..a cat decides to roll it into the kitchen at breakfast tomorrow or something heh hee!
gotta run!!:D
Zogledan
02-24-2007, 12:24 AM
SWIM was fishing on a lake once and found a black 35mm filmcan bobbing in the water,in the middle of a lake!
Opened it up and OH BABY!! over a 1/8 of HIgh Grade UW "THE KIND"
That was a happy fighing trip indeed.
chemboy7
02-24-2007, 05:38 AM
Hahaha, alittle update on my awsome day. I decided shortly after writing this that another shot was in order, as where some benzos and a handful of Darvon caps. I was feeling so fucking great and nothing sounded better than waffles. I know you been there. Anyways, it's 6:30 in the morning here right now, I just woke up sitting up right/kinda slumped over in my futon in front of the computer with waffles and syrup somewhat smeared with bits of mashed in waffle mash on my bed (and just a bit dried in my hair) before it felll to the floor and made a nasty mess. I also realized that I am missing this half joint that I had put out in the asstray earlier, I assume I lit it back up while eating the waffles and seriously nodded out midprocess. I'm glad I didn't burn the house down and finding that other "free" bag I don't mind losing half a joint (something to find later I guess). Ah, when you wake up like that you know you had a good night. I still kinda have a buzz... all itchy and stuff, but really I'd rather go back to sleep now; but my bedding has syrup all over it now though. Hahaha, oh well. :rolleyes:
johnnyb420
02-24-2007, 06:11 AM
just last week i was getting ready to go to the doc to get my oc script, and i was feeling like shit because i had to do a drastic taper ,because i ran a bit short on pills towards the end of the month, and my tar guy is in jail for two weeks.
so i am dreading going to see my doc in semi withdrawel . i was digging threw my desk drawer to find my gas card and low and behold in the corner of the drawer a small baggie with four 40mg oc 4 30mg oxy ir and ten mg of clonazepam :D i really needed them my doc dont dig it when i come in for my refill obviously in withdrawel.
instead i went to my appointment high as a kite almost nodding :cool: what a find i remember putting them in the baggie to go to a hockey game and then forgetting to take them with me. then we scored a bunch of tar outside the arena so i forgot all about the baggie this was one time it payed off to be a dumb ass
With your new "approach" with the ladies,this will be the only cherry you pop-so enjoy bro.
halfalien_s4
02-24-2007, 04:17 PM
man, i know what u guys r talking about...i have a tile flore hear in my room and i always fumble and drop klonopins, ms contins, avinzas, whatever....ya know? i cant count how many times ive found extra actiq suckers in my jeans pockets (happened this morning again so i got more extras), plus, not long ago i found a whole zip lock full of actiqs in my closit which i still have! when i was taking avinza, one day i found like 5 extra in my underwear droor! i also stash small pills in that tiny jean pocket above the big pocket on the right side (if ya know which i mean)....i cant tell u how many times ive found pills stashed in that pocket! its like finding hiden treasure on a regular basis around here....=p
chemboy7
02-24-2007, 04:27 PM
With your new "approach" with the ladies,this will be the only cherry you pop-so enjoy bro.
Don't be so sure there Nick; I've been practicing all week. I actually think it'll turn out alright at this point, I'm not even worried about it. Thinking about getting ahold of her tonight, it's Saturday, if there's a day of the week where anything goes it's tonight right?
Don't be so sure there Nick; I've been practicing all week. I actually think it'll turn out alright at this point, I'm not even worried about it. Thinking about getting ahold of her tonight, it's Saturday, if there's a day of the week where anything goes it's tonight right?
Right,but .........oh fuck you're doomed-we ALL are.
Chem bro,you might get further saying..." Hi,I'm Chem and I'd like to buy you a drink because ........." the rest is up to you .
Woowoo
02-24-2007, 05:21 PM
"I Finally Popped My Lost and Found Cherry"
Friend, you sure have one helluva weird way of expressing yourself!
Somanax
02-24-2007, 07:32 PM
The best find ever ,for me was when I threw abundle of dope and several bags of girl out
the window of a car drove two hours before Imissed it and turned around and found it right beside the trash i trew ot the car worst part was it was u100's package.haha however it was perfectly safe :)
ProdigalSon
02-24-2007, 11:06 PM
shite, thanks for reminding me of a mess I gotta tidy up tonight
...someone came home when I was trying to do a "head count" of these tiny, tiny pills, and I ended up SPILLING EVERY SINGLE PILL out of the wrapper --- then across and ONTO THE FLOOR, FUTON, END TABLES AND bouncing everywhere...this spill happened of course, right as someone's pulling into the garage!! No rush there to clean up, eh peeps!!?
I could almost hear," Nowhere to run to baby, nowhere to hide..."
SO, I am trying to remember how many I counted before they went down and compare so I know what I'm looking for!!
send me some luck chem, cause I ended up shorted by 3 pills, odd numbers require some serious math...lol..j/k inside joke...comes in threes they say...3 days late, 3 pills short.....so 3 pills I better make sure aren't lying around and oh, say ..a cat decides to roll it into the kitchen at breakfast tomorrow or something heh hee!
gotta run!!:D
hell, now when yur despartate, you KNOW three pills are somewhere, you just gotta look. Its a good thing, just dont vaccuum
HeidiW
02-24-2007, 11:16 PM
You better find them pills.:D
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