Zogledans Experment with Kratom on SWIM

[Zogledan]

SWIM just had 12 oz of V8 with 1 Tablespoon of Indo Super fine powder from Bouncing Bear Botanicals.Took them 12 damn days to get it to him.1 oz for $32
First time Kratom...
Subject human Used a powerful eclectic hand mixer....reported "Tastes almost like mildew."
SWIM felt it coming on in 30 minutes face flushing and relaxed.Has diffident intoxication motor skills decreased.Mellow and semi opiate feel.Some itching minor though .Very sluggish typing skills.
Noticeable mood elevation..:) SWIM lost one of his pet felines 48 hours ago.passable Canis latrans got him
SWIM will post as this progresses.
I Zogledan will monitor SWIM this evening I don't think we will need the restraints tonight.I was thinking of using the Clock Work Orange toothpick technique for the looped viewing of "Robot Monster"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046248/
http://www.monstersagogo.com/_bin/monsters/robot_monster/robot_monster1.jpg
Wait subject has dropped to his knees and is pleading for any other movie.
SWIM even suggested just locking him in a elevator with
Fran Drescher (http://www.thenanny.com/nannycast.html#Fran)
http://www.thenanny.com/nanny/tnhp2.jpg

[Zogledan]

Subject: SWIM
DOSAGE: 1 tbs Indo Super fine powder KRATOM
Method of ingestion:V8 Juice suspension oral ingestion
Time-line: second report beginning of second hour.
Subject SWIM seems still slightly face flushed with itching every so often.Itching is unlike ritual scrotal scratching and yawning noticed after daily rest period.SWIM can still type and mood seems to remain elevated.Subject has noticeable change in height of eyelids much like hemp use.Whites of eyes are still white.Attempted motor reflex tests with wet tennis ball found near canine companion.SWIM shows measurable slowed reflexes and now has several round wet marks on his clothing and for-head.Mood is still elevated.
Human subject has made numerous request for lactated juices of bovine mammal flavored with COCO beans syrup.Seems to crave nutrients high in sugar
http://www.cherryflava.com/cherryflava/images/chocolate_milk.jpg.

[Zogledan]

Subject: SWIM
DOSAGE: 1 tbs Indo Super fine powder KRATOM
Method of ingestion:V8 Juice suspension oral ingestion
Time-line: third report beginning of third hour.
Notable decrees in flushing,motor skills returning ,subject can now duck and his stuck less with soggy canine saliva soaked recreational sphere.Mood remains slightly elevated and eye lids are up.
SWIM has made a request for a potenator or real opiate.Repeated requests have been silenced by repetitious use of tennis cannon borrowed from nearby local recreational facility.Subject understands and responded to negative aversion therapy quit well.
http://www.onlinesports.com/images/lob-301.jpg

[Zogledan]

Subject: SWIM
DOSAGE: 1 tbs Indo Super fine powder KRATOM
Method of ingestion:V8 Juice suspension oral ingestion
Time-line: forth report beginning of forth hour.
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SWIM here have come down and need to soak in the tub too many tennis ball injuries.
Z-dan has gone to return the Tennis Ball machine the damn sadist.
Not a bad experiment would of been very enjoyable without the alien probes.

SWIM FEELS THAT KRATOM WAS WORTH THE PRICE BUT NOT WORTH WAITING 12 DAMN DAYS.
He is never buying from that vendor again.

SWIM looks forward to the next experiment as he will be doing it alone without Z-dan and may use KRATOM as a potenator for some real Opiate.

SWIM highly recommends avoiding crazed aliens using you for target practice while ingesting KRATOM.

SWIM gives KRATOM a 7 out of 10
Price to effect was very good. 9
Taste 3 Chocolate being 10 Dog Doo being 1
Very close to OC in effect but lighter

SWIMS statistics
HUMAN MALE 40 yrs 230lbs Low to Moderate Tolerance only CWE with opiates
used Kratom two hours after a 700 calorie meal.



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[quest390]

that was one of the funniest things i have ever read. dont get me wrong it was a very informative experiment, but holy balls was it funny!:cheeky1:

[edarrin]

Curious but I am thinking it would be pretty much a waste of time for me. CWE was a long time ago for me.

For those addicted to potent mu agonists: is it any good? Will it be more effective at relieving w/d than codeine for those 'unanticipated' times?