Somethin Funny

[ProdigalSon]

I got a kick out of this. A waiter at my restaurant just bought a new puppy. I believe its a lab/poodle mix. What happened was he has been sleeping with the dog at night. Well...the dog crapped in his bed last night and he woke up late for work today and rushed in. He didnt shower just threw some clothes on and took off out the door, NOT KNOWING WHAT HAD HAPPENED!!!! He came in at 12:45, 45 min late so I take him up to my office and sit him down ready to write him up. I pull out his file as he was sitting down. As soon as he sat down a hell of a raunchy smell encases the office. He says "Did you step in shit or something"? As he said this he scratched the back of his head and trailing from his elbow up the sleeve of his shirts was an enormous skidmark!!!!! The dude rolled in the puppy shit all night!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It was in his hair, on his arms, his neck EVERYWERE! I sent him home without documenting the tardiness. I think that was punishment enough. Funny goddamn thing is is how didnt he smell it on the way to work??? The smell was HORRENDOUS. I dont know if he went out drinking last night or something, or is used to the smell or if the scratch broke through the layer of dried out dogshit or whatever. Its totally beyond me but entetaining none the less...I couldnt wait until I had enough time to write this out

[milkybarkid]

Funny:

I'm glad i don't get "written up" for being late... dealers arn't always the most timely of folk

MBK

[Chipper]

A variation on the "shittin' yourself thread" no less... what a story! what a puppy! *cringes*

[tptptp]

Puppy, huh?....Uh,

trainspotting anyone?

[HistoryofMadness]

so now you gotta start calling him 'shitstain' or 'skidmark' or something, just for fun. that's what i'd do.

[ProdigalSon]

Puppy, huh?....Uh,

trainspotting anyone?

The more and more you guys talk about that movie I gotta watch it

[I-Nod]

so now you gotta start calling him 'shitstain' or 'skidmark' or something, just for fun. that's what i'd do.

HAAHA. Perhaps the Tardy Turd :cheeky2:

[Tmac5150]

That's funny as hell!!! I would not have wrote him up either, that was cool of you. The embarrassment is prolly gonna kill him. It would me, I would'nt wanna show my face back there. I can't believe he never noticed. anyway good luck...

[ProdigalSon]

HAAHA. Perhaps the Tardy Turd :cheeky2:

good one:D its on tardy turd. I seem like a clown outside of work, but I tell ya when Im ther is BUSINESS AND NOHING ELSE. I wouldnt tell anyone about it as a professional, but I know others did see it or smell it

[repeek]

That reminds me of the day the lazy guy at work got his arse thrown in the sludge thickener at the waste water plant I used to work at.

This guy was a slacker and never checked the thickener pumps (and yes, it is the place at a waste plant that concentrates the shit that come from every toilet in a city) and made it tougher for the next guy to do his job. Finally someone got pissed enough to come in early and check out the plant before the shift changed. While the guy was checking the thickener (to picture this, the guy has to bend over leaning forward with a long tube that measures how thick the shit is) the guy from the next shift takes his foot and literally kicks him into sludge.

Covered head to toe in human feces, and no sympathy from anyone.

[tptptp]

The more and more you guys talk about that movie I gotta watch it

Figured you'd seen it,,, guy had detoxed from heroin like a few days ago and gets completely wasted on alcohol - shits his bed in his sleep at his gf's parents house....wakes up covered in it

[Dolophine]

HAHAHAHH oh my goodness..........hillarious!

[ProdigalSon]

Figured you'd seen it,,, guy had detoxed from heroin like a few days ago and gets completely wasted on alcohol - shits his bed in his sleep at his gf's parents house....wakes up covered in it


Thats it I gotta see it....Like tomorrow!!!

[Curio]

That reminds me of the day the lazy guy at work got his arse thrown in the sludge thickener at the waste water plant I used to work at.

This guy was a slacker and never checked the thickener pumps (and yes, it is the place at a waste plant that concentrates the shit that come from every toilet in a city) and made it tougher for the next guy to do his job. Finally someone got pissed enough to come in early and check out the plant before the shift changed. While the guy was checking the thickener (to picture this, the guy has to bend over leaning forward with a long tube that measures how thick the shit is) the guy from the next shift takes his foot and literally kicks him into sludge.

Covered head to toe in human feces, and no sympathy from anyone.


ooh:eek:

[chemboy7]

I got a kick out of this. A waiter at my restaurant just bought a new puppy. I believe its a lab/poodle mix. What happened was he has been sleeping with the dog at night. Well...the dog crapped in his bed last night and he woke up late for work today and rushed in. He didnt shower just threw some clothes on and took off out the door, NOT KNOWING WHAT HAD HAPPENED!!!! He came in at 12:45, 45 min late so I take him up to my office and sit him down ready to write him up. I pull out his file as he was sitting down. As soon as he sat down a hell of a raunchy smell encases the office. He says "Did you step in shit or something"? As he said this he scratched the back of his head and trailing from his elbow up the sleeve of his shirts was an enormous skidmark!!!!! The dude rolled in the puppy shit all night!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It was in his hair, on his arms, his neck EVERYWERE! I sent him home without documenting the tardiness. I think that was punishment enough. Funny goddamn thing is is how didnt he smell it on the way to work??? The smell was HORRENDOUS. I dont know if he went out drinking last night or something, or is used to the smell or if the scratch broke through the layer of dried out dogshit or whatever. Its totally beyond me but entetaining none the less...I couldnt wait until I had enough time to write this out

Hahaha, that's funny as hell but don't let the thought slip your brain that he did it on purpose to get out of getting yelled at or wrote up. I once with this beyond gone crackhead and he actually spread his own shit all over the mens bathroom so he could close it off and smoke crack for like a half hour; never mind that he was playing with his own shit, whipping it on the walls, and then having to clean it up... he got to be a rockstar for atleast 15-20 minutes. Fuck that's what being a true crackhead is all about. I just couldn't believe that shit, your story just reminds me alot of it. I mean he just smelled it when he came to your office? Sounds like a clever little shit scheme to me. I'd keep my eye on that boy; for all you know he's one of those sickos that get's off on poo. :uhhohh:


Thats it I gotta see it....Like tomorrow!!!
Yes, definately do. It's like a Scottish drugstore cowboy type thing but grungier. The first time I seen it I couldn't understand what the fuck they were saying but once I did I thought it was a bad ass movie. Atleast on my top 20.