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Papa Verine
01-25-2007, 11:10 PM
My neighbor is a high-ranking member of a Chicago street gang. I was telling him about how I like to do heroin. Last night he took me to meet some of his boys. Everybody was being cool as hell with me because I showed up at this party with him. While we're there he asks me how much dope I wanted to buy and I gave him $150, told him to get me whatever he can for the 150. 5 minutes later he comes back and hands me a bag of heroin that looks like a fat 8-ball!!! I don't have a scale but this bag was WELL over 3 grams. It's good shit too, light brown with some darker brown mixed in. I've been high as hell since last night, I gave him some for himself and I still have a fat-ass bag full of dope.

When he first handed me the bag I thought it was some kind of mistake. I said something like "Man, I only gave you $150" He was just like "I told you I got you covered bro".

I can't fucking believe this! Needless to say I'm nodding my ass off...

Opiyum
01-25-2007, 11:31 PM
First ones free!! Sounds nice though. Enjoy it.

Papa Verine
01-25-2007, 11:43 PM
I'm ENJOYING it. It's taking me 15 minutes to type this because I keep ending up face first on my keyboeard. Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eacey
01-26-2007, 01:05 AM
I envy you so much right now. That is like a fantasy come true for me! I couldn't even draw up a more realistic fantasy than that! I have to say it though, be safe.

HeidiW
01-26-2007, 01:29 AM
Rock on buddy, send me one drawn up in the mail.:cool:

Eacey
01-26-2007, 01:34 AM
Rock on buddy, send me one drawn up in the mail.:cool:
Ditto

nick
01-26-2007, 03:45 AM
What a great neighbor.Enjoy Papa.

doctor diesel
01-26-2007, 04:59 AM
There's no such thing as a free high. Now he'll expect $150 a week from you for the rest of your life, as 'protection money' or some suchh nonsense.

Only joking! Only jealous.

Doc D


PS I got a bloody good deal last week from a new contact: 2g for £40. Never had such value, and apparently there's more when I want it, although I'm testing my limits of endurance and sobriety at the moment. After all, what good's cheap dope if you've got a tolerance from hell?

greenfox
01-26-2007, 05:24 AM
street gangs can be fun.

Euphoricgirl
01-26-2007, 07:02 AM
Somepeople have all the luck Papa V!!

southernbelle
01-26-2007, 07:12 AM
Wow, PapaV! What a neighbor.......

HistoryofMadness
01-26-2007, 07:22 AM
He'll make it back.

Bunch of fucking jaded junkies! You've had good luck and half of us only see the bad side, out of jealousy of course...

Enjoy!

nick
01-26-2007, 08:54 AM
I'm sure you know this bro,but there are no free meals here.What you get in cheap dope will eventually have to be paid back with interest-it's the nature of the beast.This guy ain't the junkies benevolent society.

doctor diesel
01-26-2007, 08:59 AM
I'm sure you know this bro,but there are no free meals here.What you get in cheap dope will eventually have to be paid back with interest-it's the nature of the beast.This guy ain't the junkies benevolent society.


You da grumpy one today Nick! :p


Doc D

nick
01-26-2007, 08:59 AM
If you were clean you'd be grumpy bro.

doctor diesel
01-26-2007, 09:05 AM
Ah... touché.

nick
01-26-2007, 09:11 AM
Cleanliness covers a multitude of sins.So,I'm not an ass,I'm clean.Hell,it works for me.

devilsdrug
01-26-2007, 09:16 AM
if i was in ur shoes nick id be intolerable and worse and woood never stick it out so pts fer u

scikid
01-26-2007, 12:18 PM
Lucky!! :p

djnarkotik
01-26-2007, 01:02 PM
wow that is nice man. just enjoy it!

ModestMarr
01-26-2007, 01:55 PM
A connection next door that gets you great d.... bloody fantastic. That means no waiting on your boy for 2 hours in the cold... if I wasn't sitting here content on the done' I would reallllly jealous!

Papa Verine
01-26-2007, 04:01 PM
My bag got A LOT smaller since last night. I'm still working on it though. This is fun... I'll kick for a couple weeks when it's gone and ride the high/sick high/sick rollercoaster again. I have a lot of xanax and Klonopin too so... shouldn't be so bad. Right now I'm enjoying this shit! I wish you all the same good fortune.

HistoryofMadness
01-26-2007, 04:16 PM
If you were clean you'd be grumpy bro.

ain't that the fucking truth... whoever said cleanliness is next to godliness has never kicked a fucking junk habit

Eacey
02-05-2007, 10:29 PM
Hey just wondering on how the next door connection is going. :rolleyes: