MINUTEMAN...Synthetic Urine...100% effective

[Opiyum]

I haven't needed this stuff until now and after a lot of searching I finally found out how to get it. It's out of a company called Liberty research in Oregon.
If anyone here has to deal with random drug tests one the job and you are interested in the product send me a PM and I will give you the phone number to get ahold of them.
Due to availabilty they are not currently taking orders but will (hopefully) soon be restocked and ready to go.
The only other product on the market like it was STEALTH with has been recently discontinued.

To give you an idea of what it actually is I will expain it to the best of my ability.
You get a vial of a white green powder which is dehydrated urine (cow urine if i remember correctly) and you get a squirt bottle with a thermometer strip stuck to the outside. You dump in about half of the powder and then add water and shake until it is fully dissolved. The powder inside automatically heats the water to 98.6 which you can confirm from the thermo strip on the outside. If it doesnt reach that temp you just add some more powder.
This is only for use if your not being watched while you pee of course but if a good job depends on it then it is well worth the cost.

I'm just happy I found the stuff. Now its a matter of availability. I have a feeling ,it being the time of year that it is, with alot of unions that will be going back to work soon it makes sense that they are out of stock at the moment. I just hope they are ready when my ass starts welding.

[jacky]

pure genius....
I have alot of respect for the urine business...

seriously..

[uni]

Sorry - can't figure out how to PM, and it doesn't seem that Liberty Research has a website. Could you post their number or email it to me?

[Opiyum]

Yeah i found out that Liberty research is just a call center that sells the product for the apparently very secretive company that makes Minuteman.

Uni you arent able to recieve PM's yet but when you are I will send it to you.

[uni]

I'm guessing there's a post count associated with being able to PM?

A "friend" is going to have a test coming up in a couple, not too keen on a Niacin overload (I've heard it sucks bad, but cleans you quick) and don't want to take a chance on some cheap drink. Do you know if its back in stock with the supplier, or should I start looking for other solutions. A friend, yeah thats it, a friend :rolleyes:

Thanks again

[Opiyum]

I'll give them a ring in the morn' and let you know asap. Worse comes to worse I can probably get some from some of the veteran Boilermakers and send it our way so you can give it to your friend.
That's kosher right?

[uni]

Yeah, definatley, appreciate the help. My friend's just super worried about screwing his chances with a sweet job over some green.

[PrincessOfPills]

if u could pm me when im able that would be great! my job recently told us that they will be implimenting random drug screens:mad: been w/ this company for almost 6 yrs and just as im almost ready for promotion they pull this kind of shit!

[Opiyum]

Liberty research is saying that they were given no reason for the availability issue and the have no time line as to when it will be available again. So it doesn't look very good. I just hope it's not in the process of getting discontinued.

[AWOL]

Not trying to steal the thunder, just add some info here. If you go to the largest headshop in your area they always have fake pee. Usually costs around $35. The stuff I buy is called dr greenthumb, same deal comes in a plastic vial and you dump it into a squirt bottle with a thermometer strip on the side. just heat in the microwave.

Best advice is to heat the distiled / bottled water first, that way if it's too hot you can dump some and add cool water to get the temp right. Then add the dehydrated urine. Strap to your leg, put in your crotch area, whatever. Works great.

[Opiyum]

Thunder not stolen. Problem is these kinds of products are illegal in some states. Mine included.
The other thing thats great about this product is that it heats itself. All you need to hide on yourself is a small vial of powder. Which is good because you do get patted down on jobsites.
Appreciate the info though

[AWOL]

the dr greenthumb stuff does have a heatpad to heat it up, but it takes like an hour to hit ~98. Works good for if you have to drive somewhere and keep it warm though, just rubber band the heatpad to the side, stays at ~98 great.


I wasn't aware that fake pee is ILLEGAL !!! in some states. Jeezus, that's rediculous ,,,, it's pee !!!!



But also, here's another great product too. http://www.urinator.com/ They sell pee vials on that site too. It's kinda the super duper model as far as fake peein goes. Bit over the top for some maybe, but they do have the fake pee $30 for 2 vials.

[Duckfeet]

Man, I'm so lame. I started reading this thread, and I'm thinking these guys are fixing *cow* piss? How come I never even *heard* of this, and why would it get u off?

Most countries they'ed took me out back and shot me a long time ago...

[AWOL]

Man, I'm so lame. I started reading this thread, and I'm thinking these guys are fixing *cow* piss? How come I never even *heard* of this, and why would it get u off?

Most countries they'ed took me out back and shot me a long time ago...


hahaha. Not too far off from some of the drugie lore that goes around though. I read a week or so ago someone post about how ravers will drink their piss to absorb the excreted mdma. They add tang to it so it doesn't taste bad and call it "tangin" I don't doubt some mdma gets excreted out in the urine, I do however serriously doubt more than .05% of any ravers have ever actually done it. 200 years ago a shaman may have done something along those lines, but rich little raver kids .... uhhhhh no, I don't think so. And if someone says they have, they're lying =P hehe, sorry.

So don't feel bad duckman, you're not the only one thinkin ppl are gettin high off urine ;)


I know I have a couple other sources for vial'd dehydrated urine. Tryin to find them in my old bookmarks I have saved. There are a couple other mail order sources for this stuff that will ship anywhere. I'll keep this thread in mind incase I remember the name of any of the websites so we can get a list goin.

EDIT:
Here's another. Never ordered from them, but they have an 800 # http://www.cleartest.com/products/urine.html <---- pretty much the same deal as the dr greenthumb I was talking about that I use.
I know people have ordered from the urinator though, and that they're reliable.

another -- http://www.testclear.com/Powdered-Urine-Kit-P13C0.aspx?UserID=1451977&SessionID=2Nnh9Ia0ZI72hT9VzlzA

[Opiyum]

Your misunderstanding is hilarious at least. So it served some purpose.

I'm not sure that it's the fake pee that's illegal but a few years ago they closed all the head shops in pittsburgh and it surrounding areas I can only assume the rest of the state is the same way. For awhile interstate truck stop porn shops still were selling a few pieces here and there but there is a limit as to how many items they can have.
Most places gave up on it completely because of the BS they were put through.
Only option now is to drive down to WVU or head into Ohio but there you have to go a good way to hit any sort of city that woulod have a head shop like columbus or Cleveland.

Is the urinator the one that has a fake dick that you whip out of your pants? Essentially a dildo with a hole in it?
I saw one of those once. I guess if your on parole or at a clinic that would be good but otherwise its a bit much. Funny though.

[Duckfeet]

Your misunderstanding is hilarious at least. So it served some purpose.

I'm not sure that it's the fake pee that's illegal but a few years ago they closed all the head shops in pittsburgh and it surrounding areas I can only assume the rest of the state is the same way. For awhile interstate truck stop porn shops still were selling a few pieces here and there but there is a limit as to how many items they can have.
Most places gave up on it completely because of the BS they were put through.
Only option now is to drive down to WVU or head into Ohio but there you have to go a good way to hit any sort of city that woulod have a head shop like columbus or Cleveland.

Is the urinator the one that has a fake dick that you whip out of your pants? Essentially a dildo with a hole in it?
I saw one of those once. I guess if your on parole or at a clinic that would be good but otherwise its a bit much. Funny though.

Yeah, I'm surprised I never even noticed that. I was a longhaul trucker for years, too, from about '94 to when I quit working a few years ago, and random piss tests were a crummy part of trucking life. I think they were mostly looking for meth (speed) best I remembered. I always had the bottles for any pain pills I had, but we weren't supposed to be driving on them, anyway...I just never got unlucky.

[Snake420]

im asking about minute man. im going on a job very soon and need to get it with in about 4 days. im a Boilermaker by trade and i go on a different job about every 3 weeks so in need something i dont always have warm myself.

[insanesteveo]

Your misunderstanding is hilarious at least. So it served some purpose.

I'm not sure that it's the fake pee that's illegal but a few years ago they closed all the head shops in pittsburgh and it surrounding areas I can only assume the rest of the state is the same way. For awhile interstate truck stop porn shops still were selling a few pieces here and there but there is a limit as to how many items they can have.
Most places gave up on it completely because of the BS they were put through.
Only option now is to drive down to WVU or head into Ohio but there you have to go a good way to hit any sort of city that woulod have a head shop like columbus or Cleveland.

Is the urinator the one that has a fake dick that you whip out of your pants? Essentially a dildo with a hole in it?
I saw one of those once. I guess if your on parole or at a clinic that would be good but otherwise its a bit much. Funny though.

the urinator has just a plastic tube you whip out, my friend has a WAY better one. he is a rich little kid and spent $150 on it and hasnt even used it. its the one with the fake dick.
www.whizzinator.com

yea, thats right, its called the whizzinator. and they also sell dried urine there too, sounds like cheaper then you guys are talking about. only 15 bucks. i guess it makes up for the 150 they charge for the dildo with a whole.

i am going to be using this very soon as i have a final interview tuesday and then a drug test after that sometime. ill report back how it works.

[Opiyum]

im asking about minute man. im going on a job very soon and need to get it with in about 4 days. im a Boilermaker by trade and i go on a different job about every 3 weeks so in need something i dont always have warm myself.

Thats how i first learned of the product was through fellow Boilermakers. The only other issue is that a handful of our local's contractors are starting to use the mouth swab technique. As far as i know there is no way around this other than not using drugs.
Thats why i suggested this product because its really one of a kind. All the other ones that have ben mentioned are great but for what we have to go through its not practical. Most of the time your in a cramped outhouse you only have a minute or so to piss and its completely random. So in order use something like the Whizzinator id have to wear that thing everyday I went to a job which just isnt going to happen.
Urinators and the likies are good for when you know when your going to be tested otherwise it useless.
Goodluck with your tests. I know Ill need it for mine. Though I wont be working till late march so I have time on my side.