Who's got the Crack? Moldy peaches

[antigonemuse]

http://punkcast.com/104/index.html

has two great tunes attached, scroll down for who's got the crack

[red26]

I absolutly love the moldy peaches! Some of the funniest songs I've heard since being a die-hard GWAR fan.

who misstook this steak for chicken?
who am I gunna stick my dick in?

Whos' got the crack is funny as hell. I discovered The Moldy Peaches when I went to see Hedwig and the Agry Inch at the Boulder theater. The sound guy was from the local collage station and put the peaches on and I loved it. So I asked him who it was and voowalla! I was hooked. Great place to watch a film, get a beer. When they show The Big Lebowski lots of people do the Rocky Horror type thing but in bath robes and joints.


By the way, who thinks drinking non-alcoholic beer is like dating a blow-up doll?

[HistoryofMadness]

sure are cute for two ugly people

[OxyContinuously]

Who's got the crack was some funny shit!!

[antigonemuse]

who misstook this steak for chicken?
who am I gunna stick my dick in?


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Steak For Chicken

by Moldy Peaches, The

album: The Moldy Peaches (2001)

Mardi Gras came and went,all my money has been spent.How 'm I gonna pay the rentsitting on -my ass/your face?Who mistook the steak for chicken?Who'm I gonna stick my dick in?We're not those kids,sitting on the couch.my former life i -had a sister/was a high roller,I abused her and I dissed her/ walked my kids in a diamond stroller,she got swept up in a twister/ found my calling as a part time bowlerfirst I laughed and then i missed her/ traded my wife in for a new green roller.Who mistook these baths for showers?Who fucked up that leaning tower?We're not those kids,sitting on the couch.Oh, get on a greyhound and ride away,different dreams from yesterday/ live on birthday cake each daytell your -grandma you're ok/ grandparents that they're gay,kiss her cheek/steal their money- and run away.Me and my friends are so smart:we invented this new kind of -darts/arthit a bull's eye cut up heart/ post modernist throwing dartssmoking crack and -cutting back/crack.Who mistook this crap for genius?/ who is dancing on the ceiling?Who is gonna stroke my penis?/who is gonna hurt my feelingsWe're not those kids,sitting on the couch,sitting on the couch.Oh -even your mother is a crook/people are shiny like a brand new bookbut if -I get/you take- a closer lookthere's shit on every -road you took/hand you shookYou don't believe me? Read the book/ Look at your hand.Who made all these things for killing?Whose -empty heart/pussy hole- needs filling?We're not those kids,sitting on the couch.Who mistook the steak for chicken?Who'm I gonna stick my dick in?We're not those kids,sitting on the couch x 4.