A frequent problem for junkies on Christmas.

[skeletontea]

How many times has this happened to everyone out there? :rolleyes:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/259139/thats_not_the_drug_i_wanted/
(humor)
Thanks alot grandma! :mad:

[moviebuff927]

"We got you a book so you can read about heroin. We didn't want to get you heroin again."
"Thanks."
"But we also got you some heroin to do while reading the book!"
"Yeah!"

Priceless.

[devilsdrug]

looked like a nice bag too fukkker

[insanesteveo]

i think someone already posted this, might have been deep in a thread?

still funny though.

"the dealer said this is what you would want!"

[reddragon3668]

The grandma mimicking what he looked like high killed me! Great video, SK!

[Beautifully_Broken]

LMAO!!!


dude, does anyone get bags that fat???? how much would that cost if it were real dope?

[skeletontea]

i think someone already posted this, might have been deep in a thread?


If this has been posted before, then sorry about that. I did a search for christmas, and checked the first few pages of results to see if someone had posted it. But I didn't look that long.

[SuperJunky]

When I first saw the title of this post I was thinking it was probably about how much of a bitch it can be to score on christmas day if your not lucky enough to have the funds to stock up the day before, but I was wrong. I've actually got heroin for christmas last year. I was sick as hell when I woke up but not ten minutes later my best friend showed up, came in, gave me an envelope and told me to open in the bathroom. We went in locked the door (my best friends a female so my parents probably just assumed I was getting a BJ or something) and I opened the envelope. It was only a 1/2 gram which wasn't a lot for me to do at the time but seeing as I had no way to go get any (I'm not allowed out of the house on holidays, I've been picked up on christmas, easter, the 4th of july and my birthday) and my only reliable dealer was closed for the day, It was the best present I could have got. It really sucks being sick on a holiday.

Then a few days ago I woke up sick on my birthday at 8:30 or so. I had no cash and no dope, and I felt like crap. Well at about 11:00 one of my friends showed up with 3 bags. My Mom had given him money the night before but his hook up was closed so he went and got it for her that morning. My mom actually got me dope for my birthday. And to top it all off she got me a 1/2 oz of weed and some valium. Sometimes life is good. I've also been given pot for my birthday a couple times, as well as given pot to other people for their birthday. Any one else ever have anything similair happen?

[Papa Verine]

When I first saw the title of this post I was thinking it was probably about how much of a bitch it can be to score on christmas day if your not lucky enough to have the funds to stock up the day before, but I was wrong. I've actually got heroin for christmas last year. I was sick as hell when I woke up but not ten minutes later my best friend showed up, came in, gave me an envelope and told me to open in the bathroom. We went in locked the door (my best friends a female so my parents probably just assumed I was getting a BJ or something) and I opened the envelope. It was only a 1/2 gram which wasn't a lot for me to do at the time but seeing as I had no way to go get any (I'm not allowed out of the house on holidays, I've been picked up on christmas, easter, the 4th of july and my birthday) and my only reliable dealer was closed for the day, It was the best present I could have got. It really sucks being sick on a holiday.

Then a few days ago I woke up sick on my birthday at 8:30 or so. I had no cash and no dope, and I felt like crap. Well at about 11:00 one of my friends showed up with 3 bags. My Mom had given him money the night before but his hook up was closed so he went and got it for her that morning. My mom actually got me dope for my birthday. And to top it all off she got me a 1/2 oz of weed and some valium. Sometimes life is good. I've also been given pot for my birthday a couple times, as well as given pot to other people for their birthday. Any one else ever have anything similair happen?

I've given weed and received it. But my mom never got me any dope. That's pretty fucking cool if you ask me. If you ask someone else (not an opiophile member) I doubt they would think so. But good luck this Christmas to you!!!

[skeletontea]

When I first saw the title of this post I was thinking it was probably about how much of a bitch it can be to score on christmas day
That's what I knew people would be thinking, but it's about the more common problem of grandma giving you the wrong drug.:p

I've actually got heroin for christmas last year. ----------I've also been given pot for my birthday a couple times, as well as given pot to other people for their birthday. Any one else ever have anything similair happen?

Once a friend asked me "Guess what I'm getting you for a birthday? What's your favorite thing in the world?" "Um, kittens?" I asked. "No" he responded, "guess again." "You know, if it's any sort of opiate, I'm gonna' feel like a junky on your assumption that it's my favorite thing in the world." "Oh" he said, "Then you don't want it?" "Of course I want it." I replied. Then we both had a good laugh at my expense. The gift turned out to be oxy (can't remember the quantity) which, though not my "favorite thing in the world", was greatly appreciated.

The same friend gave me weed as an early Christmas present this year. It was the best pot I've ever had too (and I'm not typically a big fan). One nugget kept me high for 2 days. His guy smoked with us, and between the 3 of us we could not finish a joint, because it was so strong.

[insanesteveo]

If this has been posted before, then sorry about that. I did a search for christmas, and checked the first few pages of results to see if someone had posted it. But I didn't look that long.

dont worry about it man. in fact i couldnt remember the website, or the post it was in. and i wanted to watch it again. so props and points.

also, have been given weed and have given weed as presents. none of my friends do opiates, and most dont know i do them, so no luck there. and my parents, shit, they would kill me. at least my brother is cool, he gave me pot once, i think.:)

[ZodiacKiller]

Hahaha! This was fuckin' hilarious---both me and Mrs. K laughed our asses off and watched it twice! Boy, do I wish that could be our Christmas! Thanks for posting it!!



ZK

[AWOL]

Yeah, it was in the junky jokes thread, but it's a good one.

[Cybershark]

Great video Man! It is on you tube as well very funny stuff LMFAO! ;)


This is great as well a Junky's Christmas. I loved this video too!



Found it on YouTube:

Parts 1 to 3:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UB6A_2u14SQ (http://youtube.com/watch?v=UB6A_2u14SQ)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fq7JHCk8uJA (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fq7JHCk8uJA)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HvS6-JDwT3Y (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HvS6-JDwT3Y)

[Narkotikon]

You know, I've always wondered if it was appropriate to give drugs as gifts. I last did that my sophomore year in college when I gave my then friend Dana 2 rolls. She seemed pissed, so that's the last time I offer drugs for b-days.

[candyshop]

sadly,this has never happened to me-no one cares enough to send the very best:(