Flagg
12-06-2006, 07:17 AM
I had this idea earlier while mind-wandering in class. Here, I'll give ratings of all drugs considered recreational (whether prescribed or not) that I've tried, and my feelings for them, as if they were sort of movies. * to ***** scale, five stars being highest, will be used. In each case, I will review the "best" of each drug I've received (i.e. I won't consider the baking soda and novacaine someone passed off as coke to me once as part of the ratings for coke). Ratings for different amounts may be given.
This information here is strictly fictional and for entertainment purposes only, and I attest that I have never actually tried any of the substances listed herein in any illegal manner whatsoever.
In order of memory:
Cocaine: ***1/2 - a good amount was used for about six months, but nothing truly impressive came out of it except for the allure of the drug itself. I aced a final exam on it once, though, after replacing a nosespray bottle with a mix of saline and coke and pretending I had a stuffed-up nose through the test. The usual highs I experience from the "first line in a while" that are supposed to be the best feeling sometimes end up giving me nausea and the sweats; however, I can usually achieve some good euphoria from a decent amount at any given time, although the potency/tolerance decreases significantly after several weeks. Not much W/D but it appears in my mind from time to time; hard to get where I am though.
Nicotine (Cigarettes)* - The biggest killer is at your local convenience store. The highest rate of users of this drug die from its use compared to any other substance, if I recall correctly. Little to no high even from unfiltered cigarettes. Horribly addictive. Don't ever start. W/D is hell but okay with Wellbutrin for me.
Pipe/Hookah/Cigars **** - There's nothing like a good cigar or fine bowl of pipe tobacco. If you get the right kind (non CVC pharmacy shit) flake or high-quality cigar/hookah tobacco, you can get a nice ten-second high that feels better than damn near anything if you inhale it. Use sparingly, as inhaling this is worse than ciggies and is equally addictive.
Alcohol : **1/2 or ***** - if I can land the right amount, it's a pleasant buzz, but I hate the loss of control. Going overboard is Hell the next day, and going under is a waste of money if I just want an escape. If I'm not rating the "high," Guiness, Icewine, single-malt Scotch and Cognac get five stars easy for taste and pure experience. I drink rarely and always spend, since I just can't stomach (or, rather, mouth) cheap beer or liquor after experiencing the good stuff.
Pot - ** 1/2 - Although the euphoric sensations give it somewhat of a plus, I've never managed to stop laughing on pot, no matter how much I take. If I have too much, I keep thinking I wet myself. Again, the loss of control thing gets me, which is why I won't try hallu's knowingly (see below). I give hydro (sp?) a *** for the better euphoria. Having it in food kicks you in the ass unexpectedly but eradicates the smell.
Salvia - * - Made the room spin for me. A full, 360 spin. Not much fun; felt like a bad roller coaster. Schedule it for all I care.
Meth (some coke in it) - * - Horrible. We got this without asking why it was so cheap thinking it was just coke. We were up for quite a bit and only felt good for a while; the rest was pure tweaky dysphoria and a feeling somewhat similar to sleeping with a Thai whore.
Benzos - **1/2 - The relaxing feeling is fine, but the memory loss sucks. I've made "drunk dials" and "drunk emails" on benzos more than any other drug. I've awakened (after long sleeps) to find messages asking me what the fuck is going on when I can't even remember what I've done. Do not mix with alcohol; it just makes the memory worse and gives you a headache.
Fioricet/Barbiturates *** - unscheduled and easy to get online. Nice high; some claim it's like being drunk but I feel much more in control with the same euphoria. Too short-lasting. You need a few to get high; fortunately Fioricet is only 1/3 g APAP so you can down a triple and be okay if you're a heavy like me. Don't go over 12 a day or 20-30 a week because of the APAP. I will be investing in that liver-curing shit from the health mart from my paranoia. Shitty W/D
Caffeine **1/2 - Ah, caffeine. It's saved many a test score, but damn, wish it felt better. It's also kept me up too many nights (like tonight).
DXM - ** - Almost like being drunk but floaty; always reminds me of having a cold, but that's pretty much when I take it anymore. I had some earlier (sinus infection, blech) and discovered it plays well with barbies. I typically take more than "recommended" but it's just so ... high school. Had a bottle and a half or so once but no elves.
Muscle Relaxers (Soma, Cyclone, etc), also sleeping pills (Lunestra etc.). ** - best to put me to sleep. Some euphoria. Hell of a hangover.
Poppers - ** - nice euphoria on these (legal) "incense" bottles, but the headaches are Hell and just taking a quick inhale of an Excalibur cigar gives an even better and longer feeling. Feels like a rip-off. I experienced no increase in "sexuality." I tossed these shortly after getting them from an online sex-store. Had a picture of Superman on the front or something.
Now for the opiate-ish stuff.
Darvon/Darvocet - ** 1/2 - Barely felt anything after grandma gave me her whole bottle after experiencing hellish nightmares from them. I popped quite a few. They weren't bad but weren't anything to speak about after a quad, but I stopped fearing my APAP intake.
Tramadol - ** 1/2 - Used it from online; tolerance quickly builds after a few nice highs (200+ mg for me to get the first few highs). Usually kept it around as an emergency 'stash" for when poppy tea or hydrocodone ran out, and had some success fighting WD when that happened and when I was "detoxed" over the summer. Constipation is Hell though. Not much WD to speak of even after using it for a while (I stopped in September). Great painkiller, but doesn't compare to barbies for taking care of my near-daily headaches. Worthless in coctails with alcohol/barbies/other opiates.
Hydrocodone - **** - What a wonderful drug. I wish there was no such thing as liver damage from APAP and I wish I could still find good ways to get these. Tolerance never seemed as much of an issue for me with these. My first experience came before the DEA crackdown - dentist prescribed me 60 for a root canal, I called him and told him my car got broken into and they were stolen, and got another 60. That became one of the best months of my life. I can think, concentrate, and do well even under a lot of this stuff, although I'm more talky. Euphoria is fantastic.
Oxycontin - ****1/2 - When my mom tossed these in the trash during one of my Spring Break visits after fearing becoming addicted, I dug it out in the middle of the night and had 19 20mg's at my disposal. I used half alone and half in the mixture below. Alone, the high was not the "huge hit" I was expecting, but I was starting on PT at the time. I chewed them and got great things. Didn't cause WD's (in fact I experienced PT WD's while using these, since of course I couldn't cook up PT at my hometown and PT has things in it that pills don't).
Speedball (Oxycontin/Cocaine) - ***** (**** 1/2 with PT or Hydrocodone) - Best feeling I've ever felt in my life. Unbelievable and unbelievably dangerous. I crushed, mixed, and snorted at a party and in twenty minutes couldn't believe what I was feeling. Once the coke wore off I didn't even want more coke on the comedown because of the OC padding. Highly not recommended; DON'T DO THIS. PLEASE. It has killed many and both can mask OD effects. Once I found out it killed Layne, I swore to never do it again unless I got a terminally ill disease and just wanted to go out the easy way or something.
With PT or Hydrocodone, the "cushion" feeling was lessened, probably because of the decreased opiate "power." We used to pop hydrocodones right before using coke to not have the "comedowns" and it was great, because the hydro's would kick in right as the coke was kicking out. Not really a speedball, but a better plan if you're careful (which you're not in the first place if you're doing shit like this!)
Poppy Tea - ***1/2 - The former love of my life and the reason I owe thousands to a hospital. Easy to get, easy to make, horrible to drink, the warm coating and euphoria is always there but the chasing begins and you know you're fucked if you're not careful about it. I was on this for nearly a year, and it ended when I moved here and didn't dose in 36 hours, leading to a striking WD that placed me in the emergency room. The WD is *HELL.* They gave me NOTHING at the hosptal, and tramadol didn't help as much as I thought it would during the weeks afterwards.
Upcoming: Kratom
Want to try: Ex, H
(edit: clarity)
This information here is strictly fictional and for entertainment purposes only, and I attest that I have never actually tried any of the substances listed herein in any illegal manner whatsoever.
In order of memory:
Cocaine: ***1/2 - a good amount was used for about six months, but nothing truly impressive came out of it except for the allure of the drug itself. I aced a final exam on it once, though, after replacing a nosespray bottle with a mix of saline and coke and pretending I had a stuffed-up nose through the test. The usual highs I experience from the "first line in a while" that are supposed to be the best feeling sometimes end up giving me nausea and the sweats; however, I can usually achieve some good euphoria from a decent amount at any given time, although the potency/tolerance decreases significantly after several weeks. Not much W/D but it appears in my mind from time to time; hard to get where I am though.
Nicotine (Cigarettes)* - The biggest killer is at your local convenience store. The highest rate of users of this drug die from its use compared to any other substance, if I recall correctly. Little to no high even from unfiltered cigarettes. Horribly addictive. Don't ever start. W/D is hell but okay with Wellbutrin for me.
Pipe/Hookah/Cigars **** - There's nothing like a good cigar or fine bowl of pipe tobacco. If you get the right kind (non CVC pharmacy shit) flake or high-quality cigar/hookah tobacco, you can get a nice ten-second high that feels better than damn near anything if you inhale it. Use sparingly, as inhaling this is worse than ciggies and is equally addictive.
Alcohol : **1/2 or ***** - if I can land the right amount, it's a pleasant buzz, but I hate the loss of control. Going overboard is Hell the next day, and going under is a waste of money if I just want an escape. If I'm not rating the "high," Guiness, Icewine, single-malt Scotch and Cognac get five stars easy for taste and pure experience. I drink rarely and always spend, since I just can't stomach (or, rather, mouth) cheap beer or liquor after experiencing the good stuff.
Pot - ** 1/2 - Although the euphoric sensations give it somewhat of a plus, I've never managed to stop laughing on pot, no matter how much I take. If I have too much, I keep thinking I wet myself. Again, the loss of control thing gets me, which is why I won't try hallu's knowingly (see below). I give hydro (sp?) a *** for the better euphoria. Having it in food kicks you in the ass unexpectedly but eradicates the smell.
Salvia - * - Made the room spin for me. A full, 360 spin. Not much fun; felt like a bad roller coaster. Schedule it for all I care.
Meth (some coke in it) - * - Horrible. We got this without asking why it was so cheap thinking it was just coke. We were up for quite a bit and only felt good for a while; the rest was pure tweaky dysphoria and a feeling somewhat similar to sleeping with a Thai whore.
Benzos - **1/2 - The relaxing feeling is fine, but the memory loss sucks. I've made "drunk dials" and "drunk emails" on benzos more than any other drug. I've awakened (after long sleeps) to find messages asking me what the fuck is going on when I can't even remember what I've done. Do not mix with alcohol; it just makes the memory worse and gives you a headache.
Fioricet/Barbiturates *** - unscheduled and easy to get online. Nice high; some claim it's like being drunk but I feel much more in control with the same euphoria. Too short-lasting. You need a few to get high; fortunately Fioricet is only 1/3 g APAP so you can down a triple and be okay if you're a heavy like me. Don't go over 12 a day or 20-30 a week because of the APAP. I will be investing in that liver-curing shit from the health mart from my paranoia. Shitty W/D
Caffeine **1/2 - Ah, caffeine. It's saved many a test score, but damn, wish it felt better. It's also kept me up too many nights (like tonight).
DXM - ** - Almost like being drunk but floaty; always reminds me of having a cold, but that's pretty much when I take it anymore. I had some earlier (sinus infection, blech) and discovered it plays well with barbies. I typically take more than "recommended" but it's just so ... high school. Had a bottle and a half or so once but no elves.
Muscle Relaxers (Soma, Cyclone, etc), also sleeping pills (Lunestra etc.). ** - best to put me to sleep. Some euphoria. Hell of a hangover.
Poppers - ** - nice euphoria on these (legal) "incense" bottles, but the headaches are Hell and just taking a quick inhale of an Excalibur cigar gives an even better and longer feeling. Feels like a rip-off. I experienced no increase in "sexuality." I tossed these shortly after getting them from an online sex-store. Had a picture of Superman on the front or something.
Now for the opiate-ish stuff.
Darvon/Darvocet - ** 1/2 - Barely felt anything after grandma gave me her whole bottle after experiencing hellish nightmares from them. I popped quite a few. They weren't bad but weren't anything to speak about after a quad, but I stopped fearing my APAP intake.
Tramadol - ** 1/2 - Used it from online; tolerance quickly builds after a few nice highs (200+ mg for me to get the first few highs). Usually kept it around as an emergency 'stash" for when poppy tea or hydrocodone ran out, and had some success fighting WD when that happened and when I was "detoxed" over the summer. Constipation is Hell though. Not much WD to speak of even after using it for a while (I stopped in September). Great painkiller, but doesn't compare to barbies for taking care of my near-daily headaches. Worthless in coctails with alcohol/barbies/other opiates.
Hydrocodone - **** - What a wonderful drug. I wish there was no such thing as liver damage from APAP and I wish I could still find good ways to get these. Tolerance never seemed as much of an issue for me with these. My first experience came before the DEA crackdown - dentist prescribed me 60 for a root canal, I called him and told him my car got broken into and they were stolen, and got another 60. That became one of the best months of my life. I can think, concentrate, and do well even under a lot of this stuff, although I'm more talky. Euphoria is fantastic.
Oxycontin - ****1/2 - When my mom tossed these in the trash during one of my Spring Break visits after fearing becoming addicted, I dug it out in the middle of the night and had 19 20mg's at my disposal. I used half alone and half in the mixture below. Alone, the high was not the "huge hit" I was expecting, but I was starting on PT at the time. I chewed them and got great things. Didn't cause WD's (in fact I experienced PT WD's while using these, since of course I couldn't cook up PT at my hometown and PT has things in it that pills don't).
Speedball (Oxycontin/Cocaine) - ***** (**** 1/2 with PT or Hydrocodone) - Best feeling I've ever felt in my life. Unbelievable and unbelievably dangerous. I crushed, mixed, and snorted at a party and in twenty minutes couldn't believe what I was feeling. Once the coke wore off I didn't even want more coke on the comedown because of the OC padding. Highly not recommended; DON'T DO THIS. PLEASE. It has killed many and both can mask OD effects. Once I found out it killed Layne, I swore to never do it again unless I got a terminally ill disease and just wanted to go out the easy way or something.
With PT or Hydrocodone, the "cushion" feeling was lessened, probably because of the decreased opiate "power." We used to pop hydrocodones right before using coke to not have the "comedowns" and it was great, because the hydro's would kick in right as the coke was kicking out. Not really a speedball, but a better plan if you're careful (which you're not in the first place if you're doing shit like this!)
Poppy Tea - ***1/2 - The former love of my life and the reason I owe thousands to a hospital. Easy to get, easy to make, horrible to drink, the warm coating and euphoria is always there but the chasing begins and you know you're fucked if you're not careful about it. I was on this for nearly a year, and it ended when I moved here and didn't dose in 36 hours, leading to a striking WD that placed me in the emergency room. The WD is *HELL.* They gave me NOTHING at the hosptal, and tramadol didn't help as much as I thought it would during the weeks afterwards.
Upcoming: Kratom
Want to try: Ex, H
(edit: clarity)