Messed up in Mexico

[HistoryofMadness]

Inspired by a thread about a trip to mexico, I thought this thread could be wild and wacky stories that you and I have taken to mexico, canada, europe, etc... or hell even to east tennessee (the good lord help you). Ok, I'll start:

A few family members and I went to Mexico a few years back to, um, well, 'vacation' (which to my uncles means to get down like charlie brown)... So they brought some benzos (script, all legal from US) and we crossed the border.

After we passed through Tiajuana (and buying some weed and booze), we started heading deep into the country... ok here I'll add that not all of my family that was with us were into the same kind of partying...

Soon my uncle passed back a couple of xannies, and I poured us all some small drinks to wash them down... my grandmother just looked the other way, because she knew we would be fine and we would also be at our destination relatively soon...

After a while we stopped for a 'pit stop' and while grandma was inside we quickly smoked a few bowls and popped another xannie (and I had a shot of tekillya)...

Ok I'm gonna skip to later (because that's what happened in my mind thanks to the combo at hand) and just say 'next thing i know' my uncles and i are in the pool at a hotel working on our (enter large number here) margarita....



To be continued... and please feel free to join in!

[antigonemuse]

Messed Up in Canada....

my first freebase was with a homeless dude named barue I met off Saint Catherines St in Montreal. We were staying at the Hotel de Paris, next to a punk club that was featuring a band called Strung Out (go figure)... We had purposly chosen this area to stay, being a seedy drug infested haven. We headed out in search of some brown... Barue hoooked us up with a prostutute, outside a "peep show" to score. Well, needless to say she ripped me off. But while waiting, I met MiMi, another hooker. And after asking where some good party spots were, she had asked if I was square... Well of corse not i replied. It took me a few minutes to realize she was giving me locations to pick up johns. Apparently, not being square meant i was hooking too.

After getting beat, Barue felt bad. We smoked a joint in the park, and he offered me base. Well, i must say, After that single hit I understood why is was so addictive.

We spent the night walking up and down Saint Catherines. And even my boyfriend was solicited by some old pervy guy in a car. He gave him a cute little pinky wave... god... What a night, Im not doing it justice.

great thread...

[nick]

I first tried base in LA in I think it might have been '89.The memories are understandably hazy,but I do remember standing on my hotel roof looking at the stars thinking wow.Ahh the good old days.

[AWOL]

I think I lived in Mexico for a year and a half ... I'm not sure though. Let me check my passport to verify.



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Yup, I did indeed. :)





I found some photos, looks like I had a good time !!!

[nick]

Hey DV,what does that bit of Spanish mean.It looks like something to do with uniquely good donkies and olives.then again as I said before I'm an idiot.

[AWOL]

Hey DV,what does that bit of Spanish mean.It looks like something to do with uniquely good donkies and olives.then again as I said before I'm an idiot.

It says: The only thing I know is .... ummm, I forgot .... where am I?

[OpiBli$$1988]

I had a thread on mexico but didnt really discuss my wacky storys, so here some are...

Went down to south padre on vacation. My first night was thnxgiving and my family went over to our rich friend mansion and had the best fucking dinner ive ever had...they had a gormee (sp?) chef, 2 other freinds there were also chefs, and had some peeps serve us our meals. Enduldged in some very rare tequila threwout the evening, its 80$ a bottle but its some rare mexican alc that they love. Next day i headed over to mexico. Got a shit load of codienes and xanax. Ordered a big ass bottle of bacardi from room service when i got back to my hotel and from that part on the fun began...First thing i did the next morning was rent a dune buggy w/ my pops, popped a few 2mg xanies and drove down some streets passing a few cops on the way and headed onto a beach...took that bitch to over 60 mph maybe a lil less but it seemed fast as fuck...ended up spinnin out one time and ended up goin back to the hotel like 4 hrs later (was so fun). Once back at the hotel i took a few shots of bacardi n ate another bar then went out for dinner with my parents EXTREAMLY rich friends...we headed over to their condo (it cost 800,000 lol) like 3 min walk from my hotel and had a great dinner serverd by a proffesional chef. After dinner me my dad n our rich buddy went out for a walk on the beach...i look over at my dad... and hes loading a bowl of some bud lol (which rele suprised me)...so we all got pretty baked. Then our freind got paranoid lol and started to franticly look for his youngest daughter and my lil brother bc he thought they were messing around on the beach..so that took like 2 hrs walkin around. Skip onto later that night once i was back at my hotel again...everyone went to sleep...but before my dad went off to bed he brought out some jack daniels n we had some shots on the balcony n talked for ahwile and once he was good n drunk i asked for a weed hook up and he handed me a sack for free lol. After my shots i did a CWE on my codienes n spent the rest of the night sedated as fuck off of xanax, lil alc, codeine, and a shit load of bud...not to mention all the keif i smoked (my grinder has a keif thingy). Next day woke up to a wake n bake and we all decided to go deep sea fishing, rented a boat and headed out...but when we got out there we relized no fish were bitin n relized its a bad season atm for deep sea fishin..so we just went into the bay area fished around drinkin, smokincigars, lil pot while the women were inside and havin a blast...The next few days i rele over did it w/ my xanax and codiene drug use...i have basicly no memory of what went on right now, i just am to lazy atm to rele think on it but i think it included just hangin on the beaches n shit. Also i gave my mom n dad a xanax while down there and my dad passed the fuck out on 2mg of xanax lol. Tha tha thats all for now folks

[Badly Drawn Girl]

And after asking where some good party spots were, she had asked if I was square... Well of corse not i replied. It took me a few minutes to realize she was giving me locations to pick up johns. Apparently, not being square meant i was hooking too.

Yep, being a square means something a bit different in the land of pimps and prostitutes. (And no, I have no firsthand experience. I've watched the documentary American Pimp twice, okay?)

[micro024]

Opi Bliss, I like your posts, you go into good detail about your experiences, sorry for not getting back to you on my experiences in Mexico, I dont want to ruin this thread here with anything i ever experienced, cause to me mexico=1 thing, score and get out. Well I did have a couple good times in Rosarito paryting for spring break, but i want to go to South Padre with you and go eat some chef style meals, I think South Padre would beat Tijuana any year of the century.:D

[poonwhalla]

in mexico is a bean a bean in mexican???

[nick]

When I first went to Morocco.I went to stay with a friend on his "farm" up in the Riff mountains.We got there late so I crashed on his sofa.The next morning I asked if he had any dope to smoke and he gestured towards this door,which I opened and outside for miles all I could see was cannabis plants.Memories.

[OpiBli$$1988]

Hey mic, ya dont worry bout not getin back to me on ur experiences in mexico its all good man, i mean ya maybe dont post you experiences in here if your worryed about ruin'n historyofmadness's post but ya ur welcome to write up in mine...that was part of the point of my thread...that is...to hear about peoples storys and experiences in mexico. But ya even if you dont want to do it or dont have time to write up about your storys its cool, but i would love to hear an answer to my question i asked you in there a few days ago, im sure youd kno the right answer since u hit so many pharms in ur day. Anyways dude u seem rele cool in my book, glad you like my posts (most hate them lol), and ya bro im always lookin for a party and would be glad to have you come down there w/ me in the future to visit southpadre/mex...lots of fun shit down there. :D

Anyways i think ill post another wacky story of mine so here it goes: I was around 17 (or 16 cant rember) but me and teh family took a vacation to canada for my little brothers hockey tournament (were both big hocky favs, he was doin a J.V toury for his school...i also used to be in Jv, but wasnt playin n this tourny, but ne ways)...We went down to canada had a great time, But before i left i decided i couldnt leave home without my dro...so i ended up ducktaping it the fuck up and then wrapping it in the shape of a dick n the taped it to the side of my leg (so if searched they would just think they were touchin my cock lol...ne ways made it threw the airport just fine (was very suprised how easy it is to smuggle, and i mean this was after 9-11)...once in canada (god i love it there) i headed strait for a drug store and got some 8mg codeines over the counter and endulged in a lil... after that we decided to go snowmobilin...LOL i was so codeind out and musta toked up 2 bowls of dro and was so fucked up on the snowmobiles...scary yet a blast...next day i went skiing and me n my pops stopped off at a bar on the ski resort and had a bunch of shots of jack... then we started skiin, went to a secluded spot n the woods and toked up (outa some ghetto foil pipe, lol)... that was teh first time me n my dad ever smoked togather...after we got done tokin, we hit the slope and he was havin some MAJOR wipe outs rofl it was so funny, (you woulda had to be there to understand rele) he was so stoned (and he only hit my dro 2 times, lightweight lmao) but ya that was fun. My rents also hooked me up with some botlles of wine n licker down there so i was partyin pretty hardcore around the hotel and walkin round all the parts of canada, just chillin n smokin my fav cigs DuMaurier. There was alot more shit we did on the trip but this is getin long so i think ill end it here.. hope my canada story didnt bore u guys im just ina good mood n felt like sharing... ;]

My god nic, a feild of morrocan bud...man that would be breathtaking, that must have been a buetiful site to see...i think its time for a visit morocco ;]

[SpecialGuy69]

Opiob- we don't hate your posts, we just like fucking w/ you cause you get so fired up, that's all.

[AWOL]

in mexico is a bean a bean in mexican???

ahi ahi ahi !! frijoles !!! ahi como me gustan los frijoles !!! ahi ahi ahi tequila !!!

[OpiBli$$1988]

Haha i know man, im a "hothead" one of my many flaws, but after that last incident i try n keep my cool to avoid problems, i like the people on here and hate arguin so im tryin lol

AHI AHI FRHIOS- DV WHAT DOES TAHT MEAN LOL

now im craving some fritos...meh

[HistoryofMadness]

Opi Bliss, I like your posts, you go into good detail about your experiences, sorry for not getting back to you on my experiences in Mexico, I dont want to ruin this thread here with anything i ever experienced, cause to me mexico=1 thing, score and get out. Well I did have a couple good times in Rosarito paryting for spring break, but i want to go to South Padre with you and go eat some chef style meals, I think South Padre would beat Tijuana any year of the century.:D

dude you're not f'ing my thread by posting your experiences... that's what thgis fucker's for...

and if you think s. padre kicks the shit outta tijuana, you should go with my friends and me sometimes...

you willl learn sometime hopefully that its not where you are, its who you're with... the shit is everywhere you just gotta find it... and if yer in YJ and you can't find more trouble than you can stand, you didn't look hard enough...

just sounds to me like you've been to s.padre more, or you've never been to TJ, 'cause i can't see how anyone that's been to both would even try to compare... apples and oranges etc etc


damn i need to finish this bitch... looks like i need to complete my goal of finding hard opies ro kill this pain and get back to writing

[AWOL]

Frijoles = beans. Frijolero = Beaner.

No I'm not making derogatory remarks. Where I lived Mexicans did call themselves frijolero. They loves their beans. The ones my maid cooked were pretty good!


I'll post a Mexican story here in this thread to keep it from being an off-track type post. Give me a min to type up a cool Mexican experience :) I've got a few.

EDIT:

ok, here it is!! happy reading.
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Hmmmmm, how to narrow this down to one experience. My entire year and a half was one never ending experience after another. OK, well just to preface Mexican independence day is not el cinco de Mayo! Infact, in Mexico City I did not meet one single person that even knew the significance of this date. Mexican independence is on the 16th of September, and is a night of partying that I’ve not seen matched anywhere else.

So on the 16th of September we decide to celebrate with some shrooms, alcohol, “poppers” (I’m not sure what they actually are. You crack them and inhale.), and a shitload of fireworks. On Mexican independence day it is a requisite that you must buy as many fireworks as you can carry. Well, we’re trippin our balls off and we decide we need some ham cheese and coke so we start our way to the tienda. Well, it’s pretty normal for everyone to gather in a location and throw firecrackers that are made out of newspaper (but they still hurt like a bitch!) at each other, and launch bottle rockets. So we had to make our way through the war-zone of the street corner and into the tienda. Well we get our shit, but everyone’s waiting for us outside. It’s not a very good idea to be white and go walking around on independence day. The neighbors had also piled up like 8 sets of 18” PA speakers with Horn tweeters so the music was really disorienting. So there we are tripping our balls of and we have to make a dash back to our house while all the kids throw shit at us and try to blow us up. I got hit a few times, but I covered my eyes and luckily we make it out ok.

So, after quite a few drinks we start lighting our really big fireworks. Prior to this we were on the roof, our house had 3 stories. But we decide it’s a great idea to use the largest firework I had procured for a whopping 100 pesos and try to blow up the old fridge we have. (It’s a mini). So, I light the 6 inch fuse, drop the fucker in the fridge and run like a mad man. Well the cost of the firework became very apparent when the fridge was blown to shit and the door flew up into the night sky and landed some 10 feet away …. Well my neighbors did not appreciate this at all because it shook the windows of all the houses like you wouldn’t believe. The shockwave actually physicaly hit me in the chest. All of us stared at each other (there were 8 of us, 5 Mexicans) and we all ran into the house, locked the door, and turned off the lights just in time to miss the neighbors coming out. The one guy 2 houses down had a pipe and was screaming at everyone trying to figure out who blew up the fridge. Lucky for us the street was shaped weird and we had stuck the fridge in a corner where it was kinda in neutral space about 50 feet away. We made our way to the roof, and watched everybody yelling at each other for a good 15 mins, when our attention turned about 3 blocks down. A disqo that was shaped like the volcano and made of styrofoam had been firebombed and it was shooting flames up in the sky a good 50 feet. So we finished our night out on the roof watching the disqo burn to the ground.

When the sun rose in the morning for as far as we could see there was a thick smoke settled down in the streets from all the fireworks. The entire city was covered in a blanket of smoke till the wind picked up.

That was one night of many, but it certainly was quite the party =D

[satori]

I get my drugs online. BUT! They do come from other countries. The Joy the internet has brought to a-social people like myself.

[skeletontea]

That's an awesome story DV. The last time I was in Mexico, I was no older than 10 years of age, so I didn't do anything interesting. Some guy kept trying to sell my mom Nunchaku, and I saw a very fat man laying on the sidewalk with his mouth open, and his head leaning back into a gutter. He didn't appear to be breathing, but I didn't get to close. I suspect he was just a tourist who'd had to much to drink, but who knows.

[AWOL]

That's an awesome story DV. The last time I was in Mexico, I was no older than 10 years of age, so I didn't do anything interesting.

Thank you.

No hookers and drugs for you huh? I dunno, 10 years old is a pretty good age to learn about these things.

[HistoryofMadness]

alright shit man benzo benders fuck up the mind... anyway the moral to the story is be careful how many xanax and margaritas you drink when you're with your fam...

i ended up standing at the front of this dining hall at this fancy hotel giving the low-down on the two merlins / arthurs and how they compare / contrast..

of course i have no idea what was said, this was told to me by my uncle the next day...

I guess I was not too openly drunk except I was swaying a little. . . anyway then I took off all my clothes and jumped in the swimming pool...

what a fuck up. hehe and there's more but I'll stop there for now.

[-Skrilla-]

I had a buddy that went to mexico with lots of scrrips(fent pops, lors, and dones I think, maybe some oc's)...On there way to mexico, they stopped at a gas station to fill up, saw a friend they knew, and smoked a joint with him. They get to the border, thinking nothing was wrong, untilt he dogs blew up on them and started growling and pawing like crazy. The idiot they had smoked with put the roach out in there ashtray while they were in the store buying drinks/food. Long story short, they spent the next couple days in mexican prison, got sick from the water, and came back a little worse for there wear....The good thing was, my friend meet an awesome connec in jail, and had vals, xans, and other benzos mailed to him for months to come! Very reliable hookup, and turned out to be very profitable 8)
_skrill