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chemboy7
07-20-2012, 07:20 PM
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Anyone try this stuff? I love bacon, and I like getting drunk. Seems like it could be kinda nasty though. Probably expensive too. I might pick up a bottle for shits and giggles, I dunno. The idea of a meat based drink is kinda gross. It's fucking bacon though, ya know? Bacon goes good on everything. Really curious if anyone has any experience with it.

radioactive_man
07-20-2012, 07:27 PM
I like vodka but the idea of a bacon flavored vodka makes me wanna barf! Save your money for something better.

You know when you get drunk and pass out without brushing your teeth? Then you wake up the next morning with a horrible taste in your mouth. Imagine how bad that aftertaste would be from that stuff.

Even the guy holding that bottle looks a little queasy...

OpiatedChronically
07-20-2012, 07:28 PM
Very interesting....I'd try it once just out of curiosity. I too love that sweet sweet swine.

Probably gonna be craptastic though, IMO.

chemboy7
07-20-2012, 07:34 PM
Even the guy holding that bottle looks a little queasy...

I didn't get that vibe off him. He definitely looks like a bacon connoisseur. Strikes me as more of a beer man but he certainly looks like he knows his way around bacon. I'd trust his endorsement.

Disconnect
07-20-2012, 07:39 PM
been considering picking some up, myself.
it's two of my favorite things in one bottle.
it's definitely worth a try, in any case.

LorTabitha
07-20-2012, 07:41 PM
I love bacon, but not IN my vodka. with my vodka is just fine. has anyone tried the bacon sundaes at Burger King? I just cant bring myself to take a bite of one.

PoppyLlama
07-20-2012, 07:56 PM
oh my god, bacon vodka sounds so fucking disgusting and nauseating--i cant even imagine, nor do i have the slightest want to, imagine bacon vodka vomit.,,,and bacon ice cream sundae...also sounds disgusting and nauseating...what is wrong with peoples taste buds? how can these horrific creations cause you pleausre? ahhhhhh im drowing in the fear of the vomit of the bacon creationnnn....... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh


*faints*

chemboy7
07-20-2012, 07:58 PM
has anyone tried the bacon sundaes at Burger King? I just cant bring myself to take a bite of one.

Is that like ice cream with bacon bits in it? That does sound gross. In the spirit of trying everything once, I'll give it a shot though. Probably won't be by a Burger King for about a week but I'm down. I'll let you know how it goes.

Fat Pie
07-20-2012, 08:05 PM
Apparently this is a real thing, and has scored quite highly with professional mixologists and the like:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_vodka

"After hours" reporter Sam Sessa of The Baltimore Sun has described it as having a "robust, meaty aroma that pleased the palate, grounded by a sharp undercurrent of liquor."

"Food and Beverage World" said of the vodka "[I was] amazed at the mouthfeel. It was warm and had more substance than just vodka alone, and it actually tasted like the bacon I had last Sunday morning! It also reminded me of smoked pork. Swallowing it clinched the deal. It was among the smoothest vodkas I have ever had with absolutely no bite... It gave the drink a hint of smokiness and of course a subtle bacon flavor that really, really worked well."

Bakon Vodka has since received critical acclaim by professional mixologists, winning the 2010 Silver Medal winner in the Wine and Spirits category in the Beverage World BevStar Awards, and a Silver medal in the 2010 SIP Awards International Spirits Competition In November 2010, Bakon Vodka was awarded a Gold medal and rated "92 points - Exceptional" by the Beverage Testing Institute's International Review of Spirits, the oldest and one of the most widely regarded spirits competitions in the US. The review notes:

Clear. Convincing aromas of fatty smoked maple bacon with a supple dryish medium body and a caramelized bacon, fig, and limestone finish. Mmm bacon. A must try for Bloody Marys.

The Tasting Panel magazine, the most widely circulated trade publication in the beverage industry, selected Bakon Vodka as a "Publisher's Pick" for their September 2010 issue, giving it a score of 93 points. The review notes, "The smoky bacon nose is not at all contrived; in fact, it's tempting as all get-out. The palate is just as authentic: clean and slightly sweet with a how-did-they-do-it authenticity. No heat at all, merely slightly peppered and delectable."

Is typically used in mixed drinks such as the Bloody Mary or the Bacon Martini:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_martini

Quite something. You can even make your own:

Bacon-flavored vodka infusions can be made by pouring 4oz of bacon fat in a fifth of vodka, continuously stirring, freezing and then removing the fat off the top. The process is known as 'fat-washing'.

Yum.

More Feen
07-20-2012, 08:12 PM
Corpse-flavoured liquor....

Yum.

M F

Flowergirl
07-20-2012, 08:16 PM
I've had it and it was neat. More like a novelty, though, not something I'd want regularly. I thought it was odd that the aftertaste was distinctly bacon and not alcohol! Weird, but cool. I'd never buy a bottle, but I'd have a taste here and there if I saw a nip at the liquor store.

chopstix
07-20-2012, 08:35 PM
I was gonna say, in a Bloody Mary or a Dirty Martini.. Yum.

Junkhead55
07-20-2012, 08:52 PM
there is a bar near by me that makes a bacon salt rimmed bloody mary that is real delicious bet if you made a bloody marry with this vodka it would prolly be fuckin good . also a bar near me makes garlic infused vodka and that is pretty much only good for bloody marys i bet if you mixed the two it would be damn near the best bloody mary you could concoct. i try not to think how bad something might taste untill ive tried it, you miss out on a lot that way. the IDEA of something may be off putting but the actual experience can be incredible once you put your prejudice to the side i.e. shooting dope or bacon flavored vodka.

Defense34
07-20-2012, 09:01 PM
i love bacon hate vodka, hmm id try it but then again i already drink bacon bits and guzzle gin so yeah aint a stretch. also matrinis ARE NOT VODKA, sorry i just get uptight as a purist

Der Alte Krieger
07-20-2012, 09:05 PM
Corpse-flavoured liquor....

Yum.
M F

Only in the traditional Stalingrad version.

Baroness
07-20-2012, 09:21 PM
I was gonna say, in a Bloody Mary or a Dirty Martini.. Yum.


OMG, in a Bloody Mary! Damn, that would be good.

chemboy7
07-20-2012, 09:26 PM
Has anyone just tried drinking it straight or on ice? I dig bacon but I can't stomach tomato juice. That shit would turn my stomach much faster than the alcohol would.

Dr. McKay
07-20-2012, 09:27 PM
I wish I could have a drink but becuase I am always on pain meds 24/7 I end up falling asleep if I drink. At home its o.k., but at a bar or at dinner forget about it. I'll be nodding my ass off and getting crazy looks from people !

The whole Bacon Vodka thing sounds very strange !

HydroApe
07-20-2012, 09:32 PM
Blaaachucksloofxzurpppp.......I just lost my dinner.
But then again I'm a vegetarian;)

doctor diesel
07-21-2012, 07:39 AM
If you think bacon vodka is gross, try downing cock flavoured soup.


9069

danny
07-21-2012, 08:06 AM
fuck all wrong with cock soup doc...

who thought of that shit? bacon vodka? this is yet more evidence (as if we didnt need it) of the failure of late model capitalism, someone must have backed that idiot with major dollars, they could have just give me the money to smoke, at least they would have bought some good will...

Shanellie
07-21-2012, 04:11 PM
I can't picture enjoying a bacon martini.... I think the poster wo said it'd make a good bloody Mary was right on though... One of the best ways to enjoy the 'candy of meat' is to do this- dip bacon strips in a nice bourbon, then roll them in brown sugar, lay em out under the broiler for a few minutes, and the result is a delicious sweet, crispy, meaty, slightly bourbon tinged treat. Try it- if you like bacon and bourbon you'll thank me ;)

Disconnect
07-21-2012, 04:23 PM
might be good in a drink called a "liquid steak".
the original recipe calls for:






1 1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum







Splash of Worcestershire or steak sauce of your choice

so you could probably take out a half ounce of the 151 and replace it with bakon, or you, if you didn't wanna get as drunk as fast, you could do it the other way around. I suggest garnishing with a shish kabab (steak, bacon and portabello mushrooms, perhaps?)

danny
07-21-2012, 04:32 PM
where they gonna market this? i suggest saudi arabia...

Snoops
07-21-2012, 04:56 PM
That's just what our Jewish Drunkards, that wanna throw complete caution to the wind and do something FORBIDDEN!!! need to get that BaVitsma jumpin off the chain and crackin... La heim!

More Feen
07-21-2012, 09:01 PM
Let me know when they make:

Smoked Salmon Vodka.

Should be popular with certain folks.

M F

PS: Vodka that reeks of fish, that's gotta be comedy gold....any takers?

PoppyLlama
07-21-2012, 10:24 PM
Smoked Salmon Vodka.

Should be popular with certain folks.

M F

PS: Vodka that reeks of fish, that's gotta be comedy gold....any takers?


maybe like smokey the bear during a weekend? or yogi bear for an evening picnic with a sexy sow (female bear)--tryna get her drunk and have some kinky sex in the woods..ohh yeahhh

chemboy7
07-21-2012, 10:29 PM
I prefer fishy smelling things AFTER I've had a few drinks.

radioactive_man
07-21-2012, 10:32 PM
Have you ever tried to pull grilled cheese apart?

I'm sorry that is very inappropriate(sp?)!

Disconnect
07-21-2012, 10:35 PM
Have you ever tried to pull grilled cheese apart?

I'm sorry that is very inappropriate(sp?)!

there was a girl in my high school that we all called "Grilled Cheese" for that very reason.

chopstix
07-21-2012, 10:37 PM
I'd drink a Smoked Salmon Bloody Mary too..

@Danny: you'd be surprised at what sells in this country when you add bacon too it, all kinds of shit. The ski board I used to hang (great board but they run wayyyy too many scripts) on buys ANYTHING bacon. Anything.

Fat Pie
07-21-2012, 10:47 PM
where they gonna market this? i suggest saudi arabia...

Ha! They'd have to execute people twice for drinking that stuff!

To paraphrase chops, 'deep-fried anything' will sell over there.

Michael
07-21-2012, 10:50 PM
It's funny, i was reading the bit about waking up and brushing your teeth and it got me thinking. I googled it and of course, it already exists.
http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Bacon-Toothpaste.html

Fat Pie
07-21-2012, 11:00 PM
It's funny, i was reading the bit about waking up and brushing your teeth and it got me thinking. I googled it and of course, it already exists.
http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Bacon-Toothpaste.html

Bacon-flavoured toothpaste?:

"Brushing your teeth with a strip of fried bacon is tricky. If it's too crisp it will break apart as you brush and if it's too limp you won't be able to remove any of the plaque. So when it's time to brush your teeth, leave the bacon strips for breakfast and try this Bacon Toothpaste. It's the perfect way to keep your teeth and gums healthy while coating your mouth with the delicious flavor of smoky meat! Each tube contains 2.5 oz of potent paste."

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/product_images/p/989/12061__36696_zoom.jpg

Lollipops?:

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/product_images/k/597/12171__67853.jpg

Popcorn?:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/cf26_bacon_popcorn.jpg

Dental floss?:

http://www.geardiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bacon-dental-floss.jpg

Mints?:

https://edgecastcdn.net/800034/www.perpetualkid.com/productimages/lg/MINT-1706.jpg

Diet Coke?:

http://www.epicportions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/diet-coke-with-bacon.jpg

Condoms?:

http://youknowyoumadeitwhen.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/bacon_in_odd_places_14.jpg

OK, those last two are fake, but that makes the rest all the crazier.

There is a Bacon Soda though:

http://coolmaterial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Bacon-Soda.jpg

And Bacon Lube:

http://static.dudeiwantthat.com/omg/gross/Bacon-Flavored-Lube-1413.jpg

Srsly:

http://baconlube.com/

http://store.baconsalt.com/Naughty-Bacon_c_43.html

This is madness...

chemboy7
07-21-2012, 11:14 PM
I bet bacon flavored pop corn would be the mutts nuts. Is that one a real product? I could totally get down with some bacon pop corn.

Fat Pie
07-21-2012, 11:20 PM
I bet bacon flavored pop corn would be the mutts nuts. Is that one a real product? I could totally get down with some bacon pop corn.

http://www.firebox.com/product/2609/Bacon-Popcorn?aff=1108

"Squealingly delicious".

Make it a porno and get frisky with some of that bacon lube and yer all set.

The phrase 'suck on my meat' has been given a whole new meaning.

chemboy7
07-21-2012, 11:23 PM
It'd be a surefire way to get the bigger ones into the sack wouldn't it?

Fat Pie
07-21-2012, 11:34 PM
It'd be a surefire way to get the bigger ones into the sack wouldn't it?

Pork rinds cetainly taste better than a mouthful of cum.

Not that I know what cum tastes like or anything...

http://www.epicrockradio.com/images/smileys/ShiftySmiley.gif

Matt
07-21-2012, 11:49 PM
Even the guy holding that bottle looks a little queasy...

Lol yup, he's like, "Now you try it, bro." Just took a harsh drag from his smoke to make that one a little better.

AndiPandi
07-21-2012, 11:49 PM
Pork rinds cetainly taste better than a mouthful of cum.

Not that I know what cum tastes like or anything...

http://www.epicrockradio.com/images/smileys/ShiftySmiley.gif

Now now don't be spreading lies. I'd rather down a gallon of cum than a bag of pork rinds.

Michael
07-21-2012, 11:51 PM
A GALLON of cum? a bloody gallon? God, that actually makes me queasy thinking about it.

Fat Pie
07-21-2012, 11:52 PM
Now now don't be spreading lies. I'd rather down a gallon of cum than a bag of pork rinds.

I suppose everyone has their own individual 'tastes', so to speak.

Maybe it isn't entirely surprising that salty goo beats salty roasted pig's skin with fat.

SapphireBlue
07-22-2012, 12:00 AM
Now now don't be spreading lies. I'd rather down a gallon of cum than a bag of pork rinds.

Ain't that the fuckin truth...pork rinds just LOOK nasty. Eww.

At the state fair last year they had chocolate covered bacon...yuk. Needless to say, I did NOT try it. Ranks up there with the hamburger sandwiched between 2 Krispy Kreme doughnuts. GROSS.

AndiPandi
07-22-2012, 12:00 AM
A GALLON of cum? a bloody gallon? God, that actually makes me queasy thinking about it.

hahahaha
Sorry... I think

SapphireBlue
07-22-2012, 12:06 AM
Pork rinds cetainly taste better than a mouthful of cum.

Not that I know what cum tastes like or anything...

http://www.epicrockradio.com/images/smileys/ShiftySmiley.gif

Uh huh...sure thing Pie... ; )

danny
07-22-2012, 12:24 AM
I'd drink a Smoked Salmon Bloody Mary too..

@Danny: you'd be surprised at what sells in this country when you add bacon too it, all kinds of shit. The ski board I used to hang (great board but they run wayyyy too many scripts) on buys ANYTHING bacon. Anything.

bamboozled chops, any thoughts on why?...to me this thread has just been overtaken by bacon flavoured wrongness...dont get me wrong, i love the great british breakfast as much as the next man, but too much is just TOO MUCH...

i love america, but someone needs to explain to y'all that just cause a certain amount of something is good, more aint necessarily better...
to illustrate my point...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill

Fat Pie
07-22-2012, 12:45 AM
bamboozled chops, any thoughts on why?...to me this thread has just been overtaken by bacon flavoured wrongness...dont get me wrong, i love the great british breakfast as much as the next man, but too much is just TOO MUCH...

i love america, but someone needs to explain to y'all that just cause a certain amount of something is good, more aint necessarily better...
to illustrate my point...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/Double_Bypass_and_Flatliner_Fries.jpg

Aptly named the 'Double Bypass Burger & Flatliner Fries', with a bottle of Mexican Coke.

That looks so yummy. Say what you will about 'murica, they know how to make a good burger.

danny
07-22-2012, 12:55 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/Double_Bypass_and_Flatliner_Fries.jpg

Aptly named the 'Double Bypass Burger & Flatliner Fries', with a bottle of Mexican Coke.

That looks so yummy. Say what you will about 'murica, they know how to make a good burger.

pie you know they go up to 'quadruple bypass' dont you? thats the BABY burger you got showing there...

Fat Pie
07-22-2012, 01:03 PM
pie you know they go up to 'quadruple bypass' dont you? thats the BABY burger you got showing there...

Shoulda known...

chopstix
07-22-2012, 01:20 PM
any thoughts on why?

I dunno brother, maybe cos lemmings love bacon?

I love it too but I'm pretty content to just eat it as it is, the crispier the better..

More Feen
07-22-2012, 02:30 PM
Shit, that baby burger & fries could feed me for 3 days, at least.

Yeah, given that you're gonna die, regardless of what you do: how clean you live, how heathy you live, occassional over-consumption of food, booze & other things, isn't horrible.

Everything in moderation.

Ending your life early from over-consumption of the aforementioned items, can be tragic.

Might be fun too.

A simple view: would one rather have 100 boring, years, or 70 fun-filled years?

M F

Michael
07-22-2012, 05:36 PM
You guys call coke in a glass bottle a mexican coke? I've always found it better. I mean the fact they let you choose between the two makes me think others feel similarly. I think it's the fact glass is non-porous makes it better.

Pork rinds are quite gross. We didn't get them here for years but one day I saw a friend get some from the liquor store. I thought hey why not and went to try one and I could see about 5 thick, sharp hairs protuding out of it. But a gallon of semen? That's 3 litres! no way jose.

Fat Pie
07-22-2012, 06:18 PM
You guys call coke in a glass bottle a mexican coke? I've always found it better. I mean the fact they let you choose between the two makes me think others feel similarly. I think it's the fact glass is non-porous makes it better.

Nah, it was just how the article labelled it. I wondered why it specifically said 'Mexican Coke', and it is because it's bottled in Mexico (no surprises there), but apparently some like the Mexican version better than the American one for several reasons:

Although intended for consumption in Mexico, Mexican Coke has become very popular in the United States because of a flavor that Mexican Coke fans call "a lot more natural tasting".[/URL] This "more natural" taste can be partially attributed to the use of refined (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_Coke#cite_note-nyt2009-0) cane sugar in Mexican Coke, as opposed to the high-fructose corn syrup found in nearly all soft drinks bottled in the United States because of a state subsidy for corn farmers. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States)

In taste tests, tasters have noted that the Mexican Coke has "a more complex flavor with an ineffable spicy and herbal note", and that it contained something "that darkly hinted at root beer or old-fashioned sarsaparilla candies". Some have suggested that the flavor resembles that of the kola nut. Tasters have also commented that the Mexican Coke lacks the acidic, chemical taste of American Coke, and that it "tastes a lot more like a naturally sweet beverage such as juice".

Mexican Coke is bottled in a thick 355 mL or 500 mL glass bottle, which some have described in contrast to the American Coke plastic bottles as being "more elegant, with a pleasingly nostalgic shape".

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_Coke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_Coke#cite_note-westch-3)

Defense34
07-22-2012, 09:02 PM
first off , pork rinds need hot sauce on em to be good, esp saracha sauce. Second , the luther vandross (bacon cheeseburger between a sliced krispy kreme glazed donut) is really really good. lastly, yall can have the gallons of cum, ill take the bacon thanks ;)

danny
07-23-2012, 02:11 AM
first off , pork rinds need hot sauce on em to be good, esp saracha sauce. Second , the luther vandross (bacon cheeseburger between a sliced krispy kreme glazed donut) is really really good. lastly, yall can have the gallons of cum, ill take the bacon thanks ;)

this is why we exiled you lot from england in leaky boats with instructions never to come back (unless of course we were getting our arses ragged by the germans)

Defense34
07-23-2012, 03:15 AM
i was never in england, yall came to my country and took our precious marbles (im greek ;) ) haha, but really sweet and savory works wonderfully together, cinnamon pretezl dipped in jalepeno cheddar cheese is also a "nasty mix" i enjoy ,

ps , yeah im fat so what , well i have a big belly , not overall fat but i likes me food

danny
07-23-2012, 05:28 AM
i was never in england, yall came to my country and took our precious marbles (im greek ;) ) haha, but really sweet and savory works wonderfully together, cinnamon pretezl dipped in jalepeno cheddar cheese is also a "nasty mix" i enjoy ,

ps , yeah im fat so what , well i have a big belly , not overall fat but i likes me food

i plead not guilty your honour...that was your rich fuckers, your lords and that...they only went overseas robbing after theyd robbed everything off the natives...

away from the politics YES i do have a big belly

NO im not a great fan of sweet and sour (not even chinese) im afraid so your not likely to convince me about cinnamon pretzels and cheddar cheese (specially with american cheddar - trust me, come to the uk and youll see what youre missing)

fizzled428
07-23-2012, 06:43 AM
Haha, "A delicious Massage Oil and Personal Lubircant" Baconlube. Has a big 1/4 lb. strip in it to give it the "delicious" flavor hah thats crazy.
But on the other hand that floss would make a groovy case for your goods. yea its early.

StephanieO
07-23-2012, 07:00 AM
I went to Baconfest last month. It was awesome. I had bacon prepared every possible way and the bacon flavored vodka was there also.

http://www.baconfestmichigan.com/index.html

MtnTruffle
07-23-2012, 09:01 AM
Can lettuce and tomato flavored vodka be far behind? A drink AND lunch in one fell swoop.

LorTabitha
07-23-2012, 10:21 AM
Nah, it was just how the article labelled it. I wondered why it specifically said 'Mexican Coke', and it is because it's bottled in Mexico (no surprises there), but apparently some like the Mexican version better than the American one for several reasons:

I LOVE mexican coke. it tastes a lot like I remember coke tasting when I was a kid for some reason. when I lived in AZ it was available pretty much everywhere but now that Im living in the middle of nowhere I still can find it at walmart and even safeway. yum yum, I think Id better go get some today.

jdub
07-23-2012, 10:39 AM
Mexican coke is the bomb (the soda). I've had bacon vodka in a bloody mary and it was good also.

Flowergirl
07-23-2012, 10:50 AM
Mexican Coke isn't called that because it comes in a bottle. It's different than the Coke distributed in the states because it's made with real sugar instead of HCFS or whatever the fuck.

thisisthehaunt
07-23-2012, 11:15 AM
They distribute sodas made with cane sugar as "throw backs" in the United States, because that's how all soda was made back in the day.

Also, big fucking LOL at this thread. Lots of stuff seems to be surfacing to the top in here. Such as: the desire of certain members to drink large amounts of semen, Merica and it's obsession with bacon, and all sorts of awesome shit. I love this thread so much, and I would totally try this in a savory alcoholic mixed drink. When I was 18, some friends and I made a mixed drink we dubbed "last nights garlic wet dream" (had margarita mix, whiskey, lemon juice, whole kiwi, garlic salt, crushed red pepper, and some other stuff I can't remember all blended), and it was actually amazing. Thinking some Bakon would be good in this.

I find it funny they call it "bakon" like as to make it sound fancy or pronounced (bey - cone.. all french sounding and shit).

I love you opiophile, and I love you merica.

AndiPandi
07-23-2012, 11:17 AM
i plead not guilty your honour...that was your rich fuckers, your lords and that...they only went overseas robbing after theyd robbed everything off the natives...

away from the politics YES i do have a big belly

NO im not a great fan of sweet and sour (not even chinese) im afraid so your not likely to convince me about cinnamon pretzels and cheddar cheese (specially with american cheddar - trust me, come to the uk and youll see what youre missing)


Do you mean that nasty ass plastic type cheese referred to as american processed cheese? I'm with you there. That's the shit they throw on cheeseburgers here in the states. It's not cheese and I refuse to eat a burger that has it on it. Blarg!

chemboy7
07-23-2012, 12:19 PM
9072

God bless America. It's not often I'm proud of my country; but come on man... it's bacon. Methinks Danny's just jealous on this one.

More Feen
07-23-2012, 01:52 PM
9072

Methinks Danny's just jealous on this one.

9073
You're probably right..., but then again, you have to understand Danny's earlier life.....

M F

Defense34
07-23-2012, 02:41 PM
no not that fake liquid shit cheddar , i meant true cheddar sillys

XxGanjaXXGOD
08-12-2012, 01:19 PM
i like bacon,and vodka,but too much bacon makes my tongue hurt like a SOB.

StackBundles
08-12-2012, 02:20 PM
If you don't know, now you know...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKb1IeovH60

"A drip drop drippin'" If you don't like E.M.T. you suck.

A Bloody made with Bakon and ZING ZANG mix is bomb.

Benz
08-12-2012, 02:41 PM
I used to drink Absolut vodka from morning 'til night. Even in the throes of 24 hours since your last drink DTs, if all I had in was bacon flavoured vodka, I'd go to the shop sweating & shaking.



Benz

srqmoviemaker
08-12-2012, 06:52 PM
I just tried this with makers mark and it was delish!!!

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I can't picture enjoying a bacon martini.... I think the poster wo said it'd make a good bloody Mary was right on though... One of the best ways to enjoy the 'candy of meat' is to do this- dip bacon strips in a nice bourbon, then roll them in brown sugar, lay em out under the broiler for a few minutes, and the result is a delicious sweet, crispy, meaty, slightly bourbon tinged treat. Try it- if you like bacon and bourbon you'll thank me ;) amazing idea

chemboy7
08-12-2012, 07:00 PM
I used to drink Absolut vodka from morning 'til night. Even in the throes of 24 hours since your last drink DTs, if all I had in was bacon flavoured vodka, I'd go to the shop sweating & shaking.



Benz

I finally tried it and I think you'd be surprised... it's actually pretty good. I just drank it chilled though.

*LIdiesel69*
08-30-2012, 11:58 PM
a local pub near me does vodka infusions on site, bacon being one of their best sellers. its effing delicious. but i have to say, all that bacon/fat floating around in that giant jar is pretty gross looking, and thats from someone who loves their damn bacon

chemboy7
08-31-2012, 12:04 AM
a local pub near me does vodka infusions on site, bacon being one of their best sellers. its effing delicious. but i have to say, all that bacon/fat floating around in that giant jar is pretty gross looking, and thats from someone who loves their damn bacon

They should filter that shit out. I agree, that is pretty gross. I love me some bacon fat; it's like the fat on steak man, tasty as shit. But leaving in floating in the bottle is unexcusable. How hard would it be for them to chill it in the freezer then filtering it? Anyways, Bakon has nothing floating in it. As I said, I enjoyed it... I won't be buying it again though. It's fairly expensive. I'd much rather buy a 1.75 liter of Canadian Mist. I'm glad I tried it though.