Games I wish I'd never played...

[HistoryofMadness]

Button, button, who's got the button?

This is a game you play with a medium-sized group of your closest acid buddies... you get a handful of hits of acid, totaling about half of the number of people there. Then you drop each one in a drink, and then mix those 'hot' drinks in with all the others. A short time later everyone picks up a drink and the party starts.

First time I played, I got the button. Its like russian roulette for psychonauts...

Any body else?

Oh, yeah, and I don't recommend this game at all.

[nick]

Button, button, who's got the button?

This is a game you play with a medium-sized group of your closest acid buddies... you get a handful of hits of acid, totaling about half of the number of people there. Then you drop each one in a drink, and then mix those 'hot' drinks in with all the others. A short time later everyone picks up a drink and the party starts.

First time I played, I got the button. Its like russian roulette for psychonauts...

Any body else?

Oh, yeah, and I don't recommend this game at all.
Not much of a game if you don't get a button.Hell,you try this with my friends there'd be a fight.

[HistoryofMadness]

Actually everybody ends up getting one in the end... in fact, sometimes its better to not get the button so you can control what when where etc. . .

[dorje]

It was the peyote buttons I didn't like getting. Awful green cactus garbage-yuck.

[devilsdrug]

we did a version of spin the bottle and of course the bottle was jacked up with whatever flavor brand ect was around

[chemboy7]

How bout this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X-1aaGf0sw&search=silent%20library

[antony]

i wish i never played 'truth or dare' with a group of homosexuals.

[dorje]

52 pickup. Russian roulette. Roll the bear down the hill. Let's see who can drink the most vodka. Run from the police (see cops) Spill the alcohol in your last shot of dope.

[vaxn8]

That was hysterical Chem! Did you watch any of the american versions though? They couldn't be silent to save their lives. Does anyone know what that wasabi roll thing was? I thought it was something they ate, but it looked like that guy was going to puke it all over.

[chemboy7]

I believe it's unbearably hot, but I'm not possitive... I wondered about it to. My favorite round is that big ass plastic balloon that they blew up under Ernesto Hoost's shirt, that or the slapping machine. That guy got the piss slapped right out of him didn't he. Hahaha, leave it to the Asains man.

[HistoryofMadness]

yeah, man that damn shit's hilarious!

wasabi is that green junkk they serve with sushi, and its along the same lines as eating a jalapeno or habenero pepper (hot shit!)...

that slapping machine is funny too, man, wouldn't it come in handy as part of the welcoming committee around here? haha just kidding...

[orangejuice]

i wish i never played 'truth or dare' with a group of homosexuals.

You strike me as one that prefers to play "soggy biscuit". Im confident you like to lose that game ... ugh.



Substitute the acid for a button of an OC 80, or a methadone wafer and im in.

[vanilla_mlkshake2007]

That silent libray thingy you posted was funny as hell! (Chemboy)

[CUBErt]

You strike me as one that prefers to play "soggy biscuit". Im confident you like to lose that game ... ugh.


Is that kinda like the "cookie game?"

[antony]

You strike me as one that prefers to play "soggy biscuit". Im confident you like to lose that game ... ugh.



Is that kinda like the "cookie game?"

i have no idea what the two of you are talking about

[devilsdrug]

neither do i or care but since ant mentioned truth or dare in relation to homos , i thought i should do my oregon prison truth or dare child molester story , this decrepate motherfukker was goin along do his time he was a sickest of the sick any way he fooled his young targets with the t or d game anyway my buddy came back from the chowhall drunk from the pruno reciipe i gave him and proceeded to beat the hell out of this guy with barbells thats right free weights all the time yellin this is for the kids , this is for the kids , it went on for 10 minutes before they had enough personal there to get him

[lukilu]

hope you got more brains than to relate child molesters with homosexuals . i give you the benefit a dought it was in relation to T&D link !
Lukilu

[devilsdrug]

thats true i thoght that was clear any time i hear truth or dare that comes to my mind i certainly was not tryin to offend any gays cause if i was u should no by now i dont pull too many punches

[lukilu]

Yea, I read it a couple times and know your pretty old school wich in my book is mostly Kool Scool . I am a little sensitive had some nasty shit when i was a yungin ! All Cool !
................ Lukilu

[orangejuice]

Is that kinda like the "cookie game?"


LOL, yeah i think not sure though. I just remember hearing it from this aussie chick that i used to work with. She said a lot of guys used to do that in austrailia. Sorry im fucking this thread up.

Thats another interesting story DD. I like to hear your storys, and always had an interest in "prison stories" (dont ask me why). But that child molester shit i despise. That shit doesn't go very well in prisons either. I've heard of similar stories about inmates jumping these molesters, rapists, etc and the guards wouldn't rush to the scene. some would allow it to happen.

[WarmCyanide]

52 pickup. Russian roulette. Roll the bear down the hill. Let's see who can drink the most vodka. Run from the police (see cops) Spill the alcohol in your last shot of dope.


Funniest shit all week in my ope-inion....Pricelesss, Dorje:D

[vaxn8]

i have no idea what the two of you are talking about

me either! Must be a generation thing!!


it went on for 10 minutes before they had enough personal there to get him

So glad to hear at least some of those fuckers get what they deserve!

[orangejuice]

I dont think its a generation thing, but it might be. I always thought it was something that happened years ago because i never hear of it happening any more. Please dont ask me to describe it lol. I think its been conversed here some place, i have no earthly idea why though. Its the game where, a few guys get in a circle, throw a "biscuit" or what cubert likes to use (lol, j/k) a cookie.. and um i forgot. :)

[vaxn8]

a few guys get in a circle,

Ah, so it's a guy thing!:)

I sound chinese, ah, so! Ah- so high, night all!

[Opiyum]

That was hysterical Chem! Did you watch any of the american versions though? They couldn't be silent to save their lives. Does anyone know what that wasabi roll thing was? I thought it was something they ate, but it looked like that guy was going to puke it all over.

Wasabi is known as Japanese Horseradish. It's about ten times hotter though. A cook I worked with years ago snort a line of it while it was in its powdered form. He puked and was blowing his nose for a full hour. Got twenty bucks out of it though.
It's that kind of heat that hits hard and leaves quick so its not as bad as a pepper that can stick with you for a long time.
God! What if someone used that shit as a cutting agent. Death is what they would deserve.

[devilsdrug]

ah horseradish heat my favorite used to live in a horseradish town opi ever hear of tulelake horseradish

[antony]

Its the game where, a few guys get in a circle,

sounds like one of my christmas parties, with a couple polish whores. were they hot? you ask. Is staring at the sun a bad idea? is a good rhetorical question to respond with. of course.

[orangejuice]

Indeed so, i rest my case, it was a bad idea in the first place.... at ease.

[dorje]

I'm half Polish and we have great whores. Polka rhythm Reverse Cowgirl wonders. One two Three One two three, You know all those dumb Polish jokes. They started bewcause when Hitler invade Poland the men put on their swords and charged the German tanks. Dumb No brave. That was the only weapons they had. At least they didn't run in the other direction

[orangejuice]

youre half polish, im like 90 percent german (austrian) nice to meet you. We should....."hang out" one time... :) lol

[dorje]

No prob. The other half is Irish and likes to hang out especially with Opies. Take care of that cat. Looks like it's hurting

[WarmCyanide]

more games:

Hunting on a piece of paper.

Imaginary Golf.

blindfolded autopsy

[CUBErt]

DD I liked your story, that fucker deserved it.

And as for the cookie game, pretty much all the details have been filled in thus far. Except of course what each guy in the circle must do while aiming at the cookie, and the guy who takes the longest and hasnt finished when everyone else has... well he gets to eat the cookie

[dorje]

Warm Cyanide-Thanks for kind words
Van you always think it's us guys. Girls play even weirder games , I know I've married some of those wild women. I had a small house with a small back yard. The women decided to have a "circle" so us guys hump the tent (another game you don;t want to know about) light the fire gather the big rocks. Women (the coven) all git naked. One lucky bastard gets to pass in the hot rocks with a shovel, I go to get some food and across the block you can see this humongous fire in my back yard. Plus, the acoustics are such that you can hear all the screams. I figure the cops will be there any minute (pagans, devil worshippers) so linger at the mall. Everybody in the Taco Bell has a great view of the scene-300 pound naked black women jumping around cause she has claustrophobia. The witches leave. My neighbor comes out of his house as I'm raking the coals. He said "What happened here..,.I say bonfire. He never talked to me again. All the other games are variants of Lucky Pierre. If Pierette plays she always gets the stick-we call it running a railroad on someone.

[dorje]

Shove the finger in the light socket...Flush the broken tiolet...Break the condom...Throw the baby out with the bathwater...Stub toe on gorilla...Jerk off in the rain...Drop table on foot..Call wife Carissa (she's named Carole) ... Call in wrong prescription number to drugstore thus blowing the doctor shopping routine-damn

[nick]

Wasabi is shredded horseradish made into a paste with vinegar and soy sauce.Hell,sushi would be inedable without wasabi.

[antony]

The best, is to get a whole crew of russian kids, who've never had sushi, and bet them that whoever eats the most wasabi, wins $50. I've done this, and they all smell it first, get a sinus clearing scent, and they will all say "it's like russian mustard!" so they start gobbling it up, thinking this is gonna be the easiest 50 they've ever made.

If they all don't start throwing up on the spot, you will be sure to get a phone call the next morning, saying their asses might have caught fire last night.

funny shit.

[nick]

Antony stop wating your money on Russian sailors.

[dorje]

I had a friend who assumed that the wasabi was like the small dish of ice cream used to clear palates between the first and second course of a European meal, We did not disabuse him. Lit his ass up. Love wasabi/sushi/sake/that hot waitress with the chopsticks in her hair. Bukkake indeed

[antony]

it's the best.
'antony, SON OF BITCH! SHIT!'

[orangejuice]

Shove the finger in the light socket...Flush the broken tiolet...Break the condom...Throw the baby out with the bathwater...Stub toe on gorilla...Jerk off in the rain...Drop table on foot..Call wife Carissa (she's named Carole) ... Call in wrong prescription number to drugstore thus blowing the doctor shopping routine-damn


Playing hopscotch in a free way, see who can shave the fastest with mace and a broken coke bottle,

By the way dorje, cat is doing better everyday, i think i made the biggest mistake when i posted in that lukilu's thread :( lol, im a sinner. But yeah, i reduced the dose of ammoxicillin for the cat. It turns out i was giving nearly 5 times the average dose lol. It didnt hurt him even make him feel bad. Hes a tough mother fucker. Chases dogs around all day and picks fights with pit bulls.

[dorje]

Good news. I had a cat in Nederland, Colorado that would cross the street to kick a dog's ass. This was a 12,000 feet and he was an unfixed male cat. Big fucker. There was a roving band of hippy abandoned dogs that looked hungry. While walking I had to pick up a stick to confront the lead dog cuz there were a lot of these dogs in the pack. I once saw my cat attacked by the lead dog. He ripped up the lead dogs nose and went under a car. When lead dog got fucked up the whole pack took one step back. Smart cat

[orangejuice]

Yeah, sounds like a bad ass cat. Mine, i trained to be a BAMF (bad ass mother fucker) and he is. Still havent got him neutered, i feel like id be doing my buddy wrong. He is a poon getting mother f-er, always going to these new girl cats new to the neighborhood and coming back after a day and a night of messing around with her, then a month or so later i start seeing cats that look like mine and zippo tries to fight the babys lol, not really but hes like get the fuck away im not yo daddy. Cat is kinda smart about somethings, but really stupid sometimes, he'll constantly get in fights with dogs, and bigger cats and never learns. He often comes back all scratched up and bleeding from ears eyes mouth wherever. He'll chill for a day or so to heal and rest then he will go back out in a few more days. He keeps on getting these worse and worse injuries, thats the only reason id get him neutered so he dont die from fighting the wrong thing, or get a disease.

[Cybershark]

That silent game link you posted to was funny as hell! Thanks allot, I am like OJ, put an OC 80 in the game instead of a hit of acid and I am in! ;)

[kyuss]

Who's the Father?
hate that game $$$

[HeidiW]

Let me say this. I've been in prison and quite frankly, the guards in Kansas prisons pretty much just look the other way when it comes to child molesters. That's the way it should be. If it has ever happened to you, you know where I'm coming from.:mad::mad::(:(

[WarmCyanide]

it's the best.
'antony, SON OF BITCH! SHIT!'


Stripes?........