Rectal Benzos

[Woods]

I did a search for rectal use of benzos here and elsewhere and came up with less then satisfactory results.

I’m just curious, and feel like this is exactly the kind of question that I want to use to help establish whatever future reputation I may have around here.

My question is, how well to benzodiazepines work when administered rectally? Do they hit quicker and/or harder then if they were taken by mouth? Should one shove pills up one’s ass, or crush them all and shove a gelatine capsule containing the powder up the ass instead?

These are the questions that have been plaguing man for centuries, and tonight we hope to finally get them resolved.

[red26]

Yes and yes. They hit you harder and faster done rectally than if done orally, unless its I.R. Crush them up into a fine powder, mix with warm water, such the mix up into a syringe or something resembling a syringe without a point obviously and proceed to shove up yer ass. Bon' Apetit!:p

[Woods]

Last night SWIM took one of those huge gell caps that used to be a red morphine 200 (contents already enjoied) and filled it with with 1.5mg clonazepam and about 4 or 5 mg lorazepam. SWIM thinks that may have been a mistake. Oh well.

[red26]

Nonsense! That sounds like a good time to me. Have you tried browning your stuff yet? Areally good tool for this is called monoject. Do yourself a favor and call a few hardware stores and ask them if they have glue injectors for wood. Monoject is the brandname for the ones I have gotten, and they can fit a good four or five 5/500 vics' in them crushed and liqified. They have a really small site where the glue comes out, about 1/2 to a third the size of a 1/2 cc syringe so you harly even notice it

[RobOC]

I have never browned anything, but I do know that benzos have a pretty good bioavailability when taken orally so I dont know if putting them in ur ass would be worth it.

[ZodiacKiller]

I did a search for rectal use of benzos here and elsewhere and came up with less then satisfactory results.

I’m just curious, and feel like this is exactly the kind of question that I want to use to help establish whatever future reputation I may have around here.

My question is, how well to benzodiazepines work when administered rectally? Do they hit quicker and/or harder then if they were taken by mouth? Should one shove pills up one’s ass, or crush them all and shove a gelatine capsule containing the powder up the ass instead?

These are the questions that have been plaguing man for centuries, and tonight we hope to finally get them resolved.


What sort of reputation are you looking to establish exactly? The guy who shoves Klonopin up his ass?

And please provide your source that states that this question has plagued anyone for any amount of time, much less for centuries. Oh, and who is "we" that hopes to resolve it? Are you part of some clandestine government think-tank that asks ridiculous questions on drug-related message boards and then charts the responses in order to further the betterment of all mankind?

Or, are you just really bored and wasting all our time with this nonsense? Think carefully before you respond, the fate of mankind's bung-hole rests upon your answer....



ZK

[Seedy]

He He he ha ha. You guys make me feel so much better about my constant desire to get wasted.! :D

I'd be lying to say I haven't considered doing the same thing.

[Hammilton]

ZK- I have to agree. The whole establishing a reputation thing is laughable. And this is the way he wants to do it? ha

[Woods]

I decided to take a light hearted approach to asking a question that many would be to embarrassed to ask, and prefaced it the way I did, the reputation thing, because I know that a lot of closed minded and ignorant individuals might feel as if there was anything whatsoever wrong with what I said, or the concept of rectal administration in general. Thank you for proving my point.

All I’ve done here is ask a perfectly valid question, and all I’ve received from you is unwarranted abuse. Luckily this forum seems to be filled mostly with members who are in fact willing to be helpful and decent human beings, who are more interested in actually being productive members of our little society then, as you put it, “wasting all our time with this nonsense.”

I’d like to make it perfectly clear that I’m not flaming you here in any way, just laying out the facts as they are. Of course I’m not going to demand an apology, as that would be very uncanadian of me, but if you want to do the right thing a PM would be an appropriate way of doing it, without losing face in front of your buddies.

[chemboy7]

I don't believe you have PM ability yet.

[orangejuice]

yeah, what chemboy said, and plus dont take shit so seriously/personally.

[Woods]

ZK- I have to agree. The whole establishing a reputation thing is laughable. And this is the way he wants to do it? ha

The fuck? Do you know what a joke is?

I bet in elementary school you were one of those weak toadies who followed bullies around, laughing at kids getting the shit kicked out of them, even though without the bully you’d be completely defenceless against said kid his ass beat.

And just to make it clear where that analogy stops, Just being a jerk and insulting people for no reason except to make yourself feel better isn’t exactly the same as beating them up. One requires a measure of strength, the other no discernable skill whatsoever.

[Woods]

dont take shit so seriously/personally.

I know I shouldn’t, but I just finished watching another forum, my home away from home for 5 years, get destroyed.

I had become very attached to it, but slowly, little by little, it dies. A constant turnover brought in new faces constantly, most of them children with no respect for anyone, randomly flaming and just generally attacking every facet of the forum’s dignity.

I guess I’m just looking for a forum like that one used to be, one with dignity, where a completely valid question can be answered without being flamed and harassed. Now you might say, “come on, you’re talking about sticking drugs up your ass, surly you’ve got to expect that several members on any given board are going to be immature enough to make fun of you for that.” Why should I expect that? This isn’t a fucking pokemon discussion board, it’s a board populated by adults, discussing adult subject matter.

The internet is full of immaturity. Some of it, like Maddox’s site is pretty funny, but there’s a difference between that and childish flaming on a message board about serious content, such as this. Yes, I’m a noob with less then 40 posts, and I therefore have no legitimate right to tell any of you how to run your site. But it’s easy enough to see what you guys want this site to be, and it’s plane as day that childish crap the response I got to my question is virtually the antithesis of the purpose of this board.

[Opiyum]

I had become very attached to it, but slowly, little by little, it dies. A constant turnover brought in new faces constantly, most of them children with no respect for anyone, randomly flaming and just generally attacking every facet of the forum’s dignity.

Weve been having the same problem here...but if you practice what i am about to preach youll be fine....

FUCKEM!

Noone really gives half a shit about you in the same way that noone gives half a shit about me.
Its been gone over again and again that the butt is better than the mouth. heh...thats funny...
Its kinda like those four pills you couldnt identify that were identified so easily be me and a few others.
Anyhow people are giving you shit because they know how you will react. Next time simply post a FUCK OFF DICK! or post nothing in response at all and then you may earn some much needed respect.
I dont know how old you are but noone is embarrased by this topic. So dont know where you got that.

Or you sould stop posting shit like this altogether.


You might say "hey your a hypocrite for taking this all so seriously"...to that i would say you are correct sir.

Good luck with your anal adventures.

[Opiyum]

GODDAMNIT!!..

I apologize i have been having alot of internet connectivity problems lately and this is the reason for my few double posts in the last month. HOM it appears you are the man taking care of all this shit so thanks and sorry. Keep up the good work my friend. Theres a lolly in it for you. Yep its Cherry flavored. Your favorite.

[antony]

anal adventures.

One of Antony's top ten favorite movies.

<----she knows what im talking about. don't you baby?




yeeeaaaahhhh

[red26]

some things I worry about, some I dont. How could you get rep by asking a question about stickin somethin up the old poop shoot? Christ, give a guy a break first and then let em hang emself.

[ZodiacKiller]

I decided to take a light hearted approach to asking a question that many would be to embarrassed to ask, and prefaced it the way I did, the reputation thing, because I know that a lot of closed minded and ignorant individuals might feel as if there was anything whatsoever wrong with what I said, or the concept of rectal administration in general. Thank you for proving my point.

All I’ve done here is ask a perfectly valid question, and all I’ve received from you is unwarranted abuse. Luckily this forum seems to be filled mostly with members who are in fact willing to be helpful and decent human beings, who are more interested in actually being productive members of our little society then, as you put it, “wasting all our time with this nonsense.”

I’d like to make it perfectly clear that I’m not flaming you here in any way, just laying out the facts as they are. Of course I’m not going to demand an apology, as that would be very uncanadian of me, but if you want to do the right thing a PM would be an appropriate way of doing it, without losing face in front of your buddies.




Hah, I hope you don't think that what I wrote is abuse....I thought it was a humorous response to your very weirdly-worded post. I don't have any sort of problem with plugging as a viable means of administration--in fact, when I score Morphine or MS Contin from some of my pill-pushin' buddies that is the very method I use. We all know that aside from shooting morphine, plugging is the only way to get any sort of decent high out of it---and I'm not ashamed of it, nor am I worried about 'losing face' with anyone. If you wanna use that method for benzos, more power to ya..

Shit, man, if I wanted to be a dick, I woulda just screamed for you to "UTFSE!!!", as this topic has been discussed a million times. Just havin' a little fun with ya, and come on, man, you know as well as the rest of us that while there may have been a valid question in there somewhere, your original post was full of nonsense.

But don't hold your breath waiting for a PM or posted apology, 'cause there ain't gonna be one. What do I have to apologize for? That's right, nothing.....


ZK

[bodangly]

I just want to chime in and say why? 15 minutes too long to wait after chewing your benzos?