"Donut Pipe" (if Homer Simpson was a stoner)

[teefizzle]

http://www.etsy.com/listing/68666059/glass-donut-with-frosting?ref=cat2_list_6

If only I could just spend $75 on a pipe and not think twice about it

"this is my signature piece.its the healthiest donut,,, only 1 carb!"

[Kingsmoker1014]

lol thats pretty nifty at the head shops here they have simpson pipes like full bodys of bart homer and marge they are pretty cool

i like your carb joke that had me ROTFLMFOA

[teefizzle]

the joke's actually on the guys etsy page, but yeah I loved the pun

and I know what you mean, I've seen bart, lisa, homer, marge spoons

[Brony]

Pretty cool pipe, and the "one carb" bit was funny too.

I haven't smoked in 7+ years, but I always liked all the different types of pipes. I preferred a sherlock or a sidecar; these two are pretty cool:

http://media.grasscity.com/media/catalog/product/cache/4/image/298x/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/mjgcstsh3.jpg http://media.grasscity.com/media/catalog/product/cache/4/image/298x/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/mjgcstsc3.jpg

It almost makes me want to start smoking again, if I could (job=no go). Nothing like taking a huge rip off of bong filled with ice cold water. Those were the days (daze).

[teefizzle]

I would hate to have a job that tests me more than once after I get the job.

Sounds like probation/parole or something, what a huge intrusion on your privacy. They should be restricted to only mouth swab tests because they have no right to tell you what to do OUTSIDE of work.

[Brony]

I would hate to have a job that tests me more than once after I get the job.

Sounds like probation/parole or something, what a huge intrusion on your privacy. They should be restricted to only mouth swab tests because they have no right to tell you what to do OUTSIDE of work.

I agree, employers should have no right to restrict what you consume off duty. But in my case, it's the federal government that says "No Drugs for YOU!" (I work on a railroad, as a conductor/engineer). Can't have Brony wrecking trains now, can we?

[teefizzle]

Good thing there's plenty of drugs that won't show up on a basic test out there to indulge in ;)

the most popular among my friends who are on probation is Ketamine by far

*oh, and this bowl's for you, if you focus hard you might get a contact high

[hopefiend]

im buying it for my father for his birthday. He loves donuts, i showed it to my sister and we are splitting it and buying it for him tomorrow.

Opiophile saved my ass, we had no idea what to get him, we got him tickets to see the feelies and explosions in the sky. but we wanted to get him something funny.
He loves getting high with me and going to dunkin donuts so this will be so funny to him.

Thanks guys!@

[teefizzle]

haha let the hilarity ensue when he gets baked and tries to eat his new pipe

let us know how cool it is, it's supposed to be very thick so it should be a nice durable piece.

*you should ask him if he's going to make it after you order it, and if he is, take a look at his picture by his username, the multi-colored sprinkles look pretty cool.

Just imagine if you got a donut with pink frosting and multi-colored sprinkles just like homer simpson's donuts

[pullmyhair]

ehh, I think the concept is okay, but it's not that impressive in terms of what you can do with glass. The pipes/bubblers Brony showed are better. Besides the novelty, it isn't that great of a pipe. That thing is going to be hard to clean. IDK I guess it comes down to your own personal aesthetic.

[hopefiend]

ehh, I think the concept is okay, but it's not that impressive in terms of what you can do with glass. The pipes/bubblers Brony showed are better. Besides the novelty, it isn't that great of a pipe. That thing is going to be hard to clean. IDK I guess it comes down to your own personal aesthetic.

bro, im not getting it because its a materpiece of glass . its a joke man

[SeVeN]

Pretty cool pipe, and the "one carb" bit was funny too.

I haven't smoked in 7+ years, but I always liked all the different types of pipes. I preferred a sherlock or a sidecar; these two are pretty cool:

http://media.grasscity.com/media/catalog/product/cache/4/image/298x/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/mjgcstsh3.jpg http://media.grasscity.com/media/catalog/product/cache/4/image/298x/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/mjgcstsc3.jpg

It almost makes me want to start smoking again, if I could (job=no go). Nothing like taking a huge rip off of bong filled with ice cold water. Those were the days (daze).


Yeh me too. I had a nice $300 sherlock, whiich is now property of Cobb County, along with like 4 other pipes they pulled from my truck. Not to mention how many pieces I left sit on my lap to hop out of a car and have them break, oh well shouldnt have been riding around with pipes anyway.

[Shadowsblaze]

Baked perhapsy, cause I didn't get the pun and never saw the bowl on that donut. I thought it was real and could not believe that it could only have one carbohydrate and when I saw that it was made of glass and cost $75 I then thought it was a glass donut maker that I could not find in the picture. I'm looking for some tube shaped item that could be used to make donuts. Finally I brought up the picture of the lighter colored glaze donut and saw the bowl for the weed, etc. I need to take my time reading the words or slow down on the big dose of gabapentin in the morning. I have found that it helps me control the amount of roxi's I do early in the morning. But my "where with all" has gone up and went, bye.

[Oxyphile]

im buying it for my father for his birthday. He loves donuts, i showed it to my sister and we are splitting it and buying it for him tomorrow.

Opiophile saved my ass, we had no idea what to get him, we got him tickets to see the feelies and explosions in the sky. but we wanted to get him something funny.
He loves getting high with me and going to dunkin donuts so this will be so funny to him.

Thanks guys!@

your dad sounds like a cool guy. i smoke with my dad as well, have for years, and a lot of my friends seemed almost taken aback to learn that he smokes or that *GASP* we smoke together. it's something nice to be able to share and enjoy together for sure. tickets for explosions in the sky would already be a great present in my book, but this donut pipe seems to fit your situation perfectly. good find teefizzle and i hope your dad enjoys his present from you and your sister hopefiend.

[teefizzle]

Baked perhapsy, cause I didn't get the pun and never saw the bowl on that donut. I thought it was real and could not believe that it could only have one carbohydrate and when I saw that it was made of glass and cost $75 I then thought it was a glass donut maker that I could not find in the picture. I'm looking for some tube shaped item that could be used to make donuts. Finally I brought up the picture of the lighter colored glaze donut and saw the bowl for the weed, etc. I need to take my time reading the words or slow down on the big dose of gabapentin in the morning. I have found that it helps me control the amount of roxi's I do early in the morning. But my "where with all" has gone up and went, bye.
You must be really high man lol

the bowl is on the bottom, you have to press the little thumbnail to the right of the big picture. And the little hole on a bowl that you cover with your finger when you smoke, then take off to clear, is called a carb

*nvm i see you fixed it, i never finished reading your post, oops

morontin right?