Going Home To FLORIDA! [Archive]

Set

07-31-2006, 03:05 AM

This Thread is a Tribute to Florida...sites....sounds....opiates growing there...other drugs....Psychedelic Experiences! MY HOME! I shall return at the end of the month...I may be off for a while until i get situated! FLORIDA! The LA LA Land of the EAST!:p

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BORN TO BE WILD

From the 1968 release "Steppenwolf"

http://www.steppenwolf.com/lyr/stepwolf.jpg

Words and music by Mars Bonfire

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Born to be wy....eyeyeyey- ld!
Born to be wild!

Just mebbe I kin git both a job & a fix! When I get home!!! Hannibal went to Barbados over the weekend! Says he will be gone until i get back there! Don't get lost king of the cannibals! I WILL be looking for YOU!! LOL!!!:party:

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Fort Myers Beach At Sunset....

devilsdrug

07-31-2006, 08:17 AM

it about goddamn time , helluva time for ur sinew chewin buddy to vamose.ur excited

HistoryofMadness

07-31-2006, 12:04 PM

Well alright I'm not going to the beach this year so I'll live precariously through this thread:

College: We decided to take a ridiculous amount of acid first thing in the morning. Then after breakfast (bag of chips and a six-pack) we head down to the carnival or circus or some shit, its all a blur, except that we were riding a golf cart. All I know is they had some rides and a ferris wheel that looked like they'd been put up by my friend and I on acid... not very safe. We left freaking out soon after.

So here's the kicker memory; the one that makes this trip memorable from all the other times I tripped and just lived then and had a blast but could not tell you about today:

We heard a commotion on the main drag, the strip, where all the major hotels and shit are. It was barely dawn - the sun had been up less than an hour - so we couldn't imagine. But we could imagine seeing busloads of girls... maybe it was a dance convention, a cheerleader convention, a strippers convention (and they'd just gotten off of work)... we didn't know. But we were screaming down the back streets (ok, putting down them in a golf cart) to find out.

What happens next I will never completely grasp: We turned the corner and I saw one of the weirdest fucking things of my life: kids, buses, crazy red pants and blue, and silver buttons and the big crazy fucking hats... and all this sound, sounds, laughing chattering but more, like horns... drums... of FUCK this is a band camp or some shit!

We were freaking out, driving past probably a hundred busses of kids, blowing on horns, and hitting drums, and talking, and fucking looking at us: 2 long haired (then) guys crazed on assloads of drugs, riding a golf cart with a little boombox on the back blaring some crazy music, chugging on a beer, grinning with acid teeth and gooooogle eyes, trying to remain in control because they were POINTING and LAUGHING of course... would you not in high school?

Fucking weird shit man. We didn't recover for hours, and then the story moves on from there... away from us.

Sorry that was so long. It was actually longer. I'm putting the whole story on my blog, check there in a little while.

MY TRIBUTE TO FLORIDA - GET FUCKED UP!!!!!

jab

07-31-2006, 12:55 PM

As my tribute to FLA I'm going to get off work tonight and get fucked up!! :D

It is a good place to be, but there are better, as with everywhere.

Good luck with the move!

Set

08-05-2006, 04:13 AM

http://home.twcny.rr.com/hippiehistory/images/fanny_van.gif

http://www.miami-condo-lifestyle.com/images/miami-beach-sunrise-tn.jpg

I am going to Miami later in the year!

Satisfaction by Rolling Stones

I can't get no satisfaction,
I can't get no satisfaction.
'cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I'm drivin' in my car
And that man comes on the radio
And he's tellin' me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination.
I can't get no, oh no no no.

Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no satisfaction,
I can't get no satisfaction.
'cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I'm watchin' my tv
And that man comes on to tell me
How white my shirts can be.
Well he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarrettes as me.

I can't get no, oh no no no.

Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no satisfaction,
I can't get no girl with action.
'cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I'm ridin' round the world
And I'm doin' this and I'm signing that
And I'm tryin' to make some girl
Who tells me baby better come back later next week
'cause you see I'm on a losing streak.

I can't get no, oh no no no.

Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no, I can't get no,
I can't get no satisfaction,
No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction

http://home.twcny.rr.com/hippiehistory/images/rainbowPuddle-s.jpg

Some Psychedelic shuffle....

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Until then I'll just go to Cocoa Beach...Remember a kinda stormy day on the beach?:D

Hannibal works for an antenna company....the kind that puts up towers in places like Bermuda, Barbados, The Dominican Republic....Unless HIS company offers him a laptop then his access is limited to when he can get on. He'll drop in to help on my move but then he may be overseas....I am a Master Control Operator in Television by trade...a good job but hard to find even with 10 years broadcast experience....still I would rather be down south than here in Tulsa...Tulsa gets toooooo hot in the Summer and even though we haven't had cold winters...trees & grass still 'die' here...in Florida in January, trees have leaves, and the grass is green...I get seasonal depression when I am NOT down south!

Oklahoma is a place you visit in Spring & Fall...but avoid during Winter & Summer...I will done here by August 17th...and I may disappear briefly until I get a new connect, but I shall return...:rolleyes:

alowishus

08-05-2006, 04:25 AM

Well here you go I FUCKING hate this shit ass state. Hey man BTW it's hurricane season right now......

Set

08-05-2006, 04:39 AM

Sorry dude, but Hurricanes don't get me down...been seeing them since I was 9 years old...(Camille, 1969)...you get used to it...This Dust Bowl suits some folks but "Twister Country" makes me pensive for home...I loooove the beach as well...Can't take being land locked...anywhere can be a 'shit hole' if you make it that way...Had my 'bad' times down there as well....lived in a 'tent', but at least it IS warm there all year long...All in all when I compare Florida to other 'gungy mungholes' where I lived like Cleveland Ohio...I find FLORIDA 'problems' easier to handle!:D

Besides I LIKE Hurricane Parties!

http://just4fun.t35.com/Space_Wallpapers_Source/Space_Shuttle_Launch_1024x768.jpg

And Shuttle Launches!;)

And big ass tits like THAT! Florida women are 'looser' and have MORE FUN than these cowgirlies up heee-yah!:cool:

Set

08-05-2006, 04:45 AM

http://forum.opiophile.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=447&d=1154769851

And SHE is welcomed to ANY of MY Parties ANYTIME!

Alowishus where else can you pick fresh titties daily right on the Playa?:confused:

Where can you grow cannabis and poppies for longer times? In Sunshine my friend...In Sunshine!

Once more I will be in NEXT week and then I am hitting the Highway! Gone outta here after tonite and no home connect...will have one on people pc down south...probably!:cloud9: :faga1:

pointed

08-05-2006, 06:46 AM

Well here you go I FUCKING hate this shit ass state. Hey man BTW it's hurricane season right now......

I couldn't agree more! Well spoken, Alowishus. I HATE Florida with passion undying. The overwhelming number of people who prefer crack to heroin is not to its credit. Just a city girl, I guess. But after DC/NOVA and New Orleans (both beautiful places), Florida is slow and ugly and well, ugly. No flavor. Fortunately, I will probably be moving soon so I won't be immured in pablum land much longer. Does hurricane season really bother you? I was kinda relieved to see it rain after months of the same weather; I enjoy storms.

~Climate is what we expect; weather is what we get. - (Who said this? Backwards insofar as sunny Florida is concerned.)

alowishus

08-05-2006, 03:47 PM

alowishus

08-07-2006, 09:58 PM

Here's another hot babe from FL......

pointed

08-07-2006, 10:38 PM

Well seeing that I've been through 7-8 hurricanes in two yrs, had the leave my home 4 times, had to rebuild half my house, and my home owners has tripled this yr.......yea I don't like hurricane season. The rain is good , we need it, it was what 5 months with out rain.

Most older people are having to move because the insurance companies have raised the cost to OUTRAGEOUS amounts. The G-ment had to step in and put a freeze on it.

I'm paying now $2300 MORE a month just to live in a half fixed home and if it gets hit by another hurricane, I'm out of luck; the insurance companies will not cover certain hurricane related things.

The only thing good about FL is you can shoot anyone you want and get away w/ it.

OUCH! That is outrageous! Don't blame you for being upset, not at all. I knew that I wasn't going to be here long so I just rented a place. I've only been here since, lessee, round 'bout late August of '05, and I hope to blow this state by the end of September at the latest.

Hurricanes are pretty difficult, gotta admit. Went through a couple of whoppers when I was in New Orleans. One hit while I was at work, and the quarter flooded so badly that the water was quite literally almost up to my car window! The worst I experienced down there hit a few years later. I was living on campus at UNO, within spitting distance of Lake Ponchatrain, and the flooding was sheerly insane. Campus was evacuated and my boyfriend and I could NOT get a hotel room; they were all booked up. We actually ended up hiding out in the Super Dome overnight! That sucked, and worrying about ending up dopesick did not add a great deal to our sunny (sic) dispositions.

Set

08-10-2006, 02:38 PM

That's the thing about Florida...you either love it or you hate it...Many transplants hate it...but I find it better than roasting my ass off in 103 Degree Dust Bowl Oklahoma...:p

What's better Alowishus? God's Waiting Room or The Devil's Playground?:confused: Either way you know yer dead!:D

Whether its Hurricane Florida or Twister Oklahoma...home is what you make out of it...I can get better down in Florida than Mexican Tar...Just my O-PIN-YON!:)

Alowishus...that's what happens when you sit out toooo long in the Sun...ANYWHERE! LOL!:cool:

My house is a little brick fortess in the Florida Highlands...You gotta have a fortess in Florida or wheels on your home!:o

alowishus

08-10-2006, 06:20 PM

Set

08-14-2006, 02:08 AM

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Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd

So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

And did they get you trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change? And did you exchange
a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl,
year after year,
running over the same old ground. What have we found?
The same old fears,
wish you were here.

http://www.webrelocations.com/sunset3.jpg

Young Cannibal:

Let me know what you have SET up for me. Also your location would be appreciated. I will E-mail you soon. I will be down off-line for at least 30 days unless I find an outlet. I hope to be on the beach soon...(hopefully by Labor Day Hurricanes not withstanding...haven't heard of any so far)...you know the get away gelt...and the living set up...see you soon dude!:o

Alowishus...many think Oklahoma is a drag...not really...TULSA is a DRAG....Eufalah Lake & Grand Lake are Great here in the Spring & Fall as well as the Illinois River and Talequah also...nature areas...and if you DO like to gamble, Tulsa is loaded with casinos if you don't want to go to Atlantic City of Las Vegas...It's a DRAG to me because ALL of MY friends are down where you are...:D

And that is why I cannot wait to get.....HOME!:cool:

Hannibal Lecter

08-14-2006, 02:35 AM

Trying to figure it out Dark One!:p

Letting you know Set, that I also will have a difficult time getting in and out due to I am going to Europe to make some money...I'll be back by Halloween!

http://www.cool-man.org/graphics/seasonal/Halloween/2001/Jack-O-Lantern_cat.jpg

http://www.cool-man.org/graphics/seasonal/Halloween/2001/Jack-O-Lantern_Vash.jpg

Hannibal Lecter

08-14-2006, 02:36 AM

Dark One,

I am still overseas (Barbados)...I WILL GET YOU YOUR MONEY TO MOVE! Ok?:D

http://illuminati-news.com/graphics/money-stacked.jpg

Getting ahold of Violet has been kind of a pain, but I am working on it...

Hannibal Lecter

08-14-2006, 02:36 AM

Dark One,

I let Violet know you are coming and the money has been arranged for you. You'll have to hustle to find a place to live, and get back on-line...but I have no fear as I know you are resilient...;)

I myself am in Barbados still doing tower work...
http://www.gotsoccer.com/Tournament2000/images/barbados7.jpg

then on to Madrid I go to do MORE tower work...
http://kai.deetee.de/PublicPics/2004Verano/2004-06-19-Madrid--027.JPG

I SHOULD see you before Halloween, but I cannot promise...BY Halloween for sure...We'll have Thanksgiving and of course your FAMOUS "Palm Tree Christmas & Florida Snow Man Party"....and maybe a Hurrican 'bash' (we will see)...It's been a dry year so hopefully you won't have to contend with storms coming home!!!:cool:

devilsdrug

08-14-2006, 07:43 AM

yeh with all the hype and no storms yet the media is waitin to ponce

vicious86

12-21-2006, 07:54 PM

Cocoa beach is a stones throw from where I reside. Nice beach but really quiet. More old people and military. VERY MILITARY. The only tourists we get are to see the shuttle launch and people going on a cruise. Its pretty effin lame.

POPPIES IN PARIDISE

Set

12-28-2006, 10:00 AM

I Set am still passing through the Dark Lands in The Sunshine State...but never fear...as I pass through the Nether World...soon I shall rise from my sarcophagus and will LIVE AGAIN!

http://www.rogerwaters.org/images/best/22/scarfe/hades.jpg

Meet an Evil Friend of Mine...His name is Hades...;)

I am passing through the Abyss as of now...Later my children of the Dark!
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Duckfeet

12-28-2006, 11:22 AM

I'm a California boy, but when I got out of the Army--wanting to be a hippy, like everybody else--I got me a VW bus and proceeded down to Gainseville, Florida cuz of some girl I liked was from there. Discovered there was harder type of hippy, that drank beer and had tattoos and shot up dope, and I hooked up with that crew, as most of'em were veterans of Vietnam, like me. Sold VW bus, bought my first Harley, a '63 Panhead. Did my first shot of dope--cocaine--then shortly after, a friend turned me on to a K4 dilaudid, which back then u didn't even need to crush, just cold shake it in rig a couple times. I'd been addicted to heroin in Vietnam, but never fixed it. Fixed K4 was coolest thing I'd ever felt. What I *was* mostly has disappeared, which is old time biker, back when we were lowlifes, and before it morphed into yuppie chic. No DUI fears so we always drank beer, used Harleys were unpopular and cheap, most of the guys I knew shot up dope, pretty girls everywhere, a fine time.

Guy who just got out of prison knew burglar alarm setup in one specific FL chain drugstore, we were scourge of area...went to jail, went to Daytona bike week back before that was cool, and cops there were notorious for beating on bikers, throwing us in jail...Gainesville was such a tolerant exciting town in those days, Berkeley of the South. Eventually it all went bad, somebody got shot, I got arrested, RICO act demolished the main bike club down there...(and they bought all the speed I'd come up with from drugstores)...came back to Cali, then prison.

I always liked Florida. But like California, it's a big fucking state, and immigration and cost of living and law enforcement cracking down, well, it's all changed. Plus rise of computer technolgy changed ability to escape your past. Florida used to be where u went when u got in trouble somewhere else, start over, second-chance kind of state. Party's over.

Set

12-29-2006, 10:09 AM

Duckfeet, welcome and thanks for your contribution to my humble thread...Looking for old friends...The Cannibal is in Sud America right now and travelling and shall return soon...;)

Zodiac Killer, my partner in Evil, where are you? I have been under for a while, but I am recovering...living in a blown out RV in Haines City Florida and haven't had a fix in months...nothin man, not even weed...:(

Alowishus, I am now in God's Waiting Room stuffing people into furry animal costumes at the Mouse factory...Let me know if you are alive, my firend...I have been gone for a while...:cool:

Opiyum, how's things in the City of Steel? Post my thread when you get the chance!:p

blackdawg...see me when you get the chance...;)

Still alive among the residents of Nessus...I am waiting for a better place to live...and maybe a fix if I can find it! LOL!

:party:

The Net Hangers shall return...Now trip out and get Happy Feet!

http://www.themovieblog.com/archives/HappyFeetTrailer.jpg

Wanna have fun? Watch this movie when high, tripped out, nodded, or buzzin!:D

alowishus

12-31-2006, 03:06 AM

Set my friend, Haines city anit god's waiting room it's satans outhouse. Have they paved any of the road up there yet? And for those of you not in or from FLA I'm being serious.

Are you really hangin' w/ uncle walt? Some of those spots are hard to get, you do like a 10 yr back ground check and take a hair sample; "you have to live the uncle walt life style to work here"!!:D

BTW good to see you back.

Set

01-14-2007, 08:57 AM

Alowishus,

My friend, I am clean...I been drinking a lot lately because of female problems...(what else?)...but I am not using anything...:p

My job is stuffing people into 'furry animal costumes'...most of the time I am jamming somebody into Hades...:mad:

Gotta live a 'clean' life for now...and I passed my background check mainly because I am NOT a 'hardened criminal'...I am just a 'bad boy';)

I am the damned talk of Disney MGM Studios Region mainly because I cannot stay out of trouble...I went after a girl who was super sharp just to find out she had a 'boyfriend'...(why do I always pick the WRONG ones?):rolleyes:

She worked with me in costuming with me...she kept breaking the 5 foot barrier all the time with me and giving me heavy eye contact, so naturally I thought she was interested...but "I have a boyfriend" is a cop out in my book...and she should have told me before she 'played' me...(I am always a sucker in these situations):rolleyes:

Set

01-14-2007, 09:20 AM

Alowishus, this girl called me a 'nice guy'...(she doesn't know me so well, do she?) I have been called everything in the book, but I have NEVER been called a nice guy!:drink:

I tried to tell her I was 'evil'...a fell creature...and she got MAD about it...Alowishus, this girl has a nose ring AND a tattoo...I have no marks...Am I doing something wrong here? Maybe, it's time I got a piercing and a mark...people are misreading me!:speechles

Highway 27 is still s MESS! I want to move up to Cleremont...Haines City is a sewer occupied by immigres without 'green cards'...I am half-portuguese, but at LEAST I was BORN in the USA so I got a license...These 'sabados' that live around me are 'noisy pain in the asses'...I used to be for the amnesty, but I am STARTING to change my mind!:crowded:

I will end with a fanciful image...
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/221000/221202PVXU_w.jpg

dimebagaboy

01-14-2007, 10:11 AM

vicious86

01-14-2007, 11:59 AM

florida sucks cock i lived in miami all my life and i blame it for me being a heroin addict its everywhere around my way im tired of buying the dope boys rims for there chevys,i spend a good 600 a week on dope cant wait to get out of this fuck ass state

Hit the methadone clinic. It saved my ass and my money. And i can party without having to worry where my next fix is. Best thing i ever did was joining a clinic. Its a licence to do opiates

blackdog

01-14-2007, 12:59 PM

yo set !!! here i is!! whats up cuz?
man o man when u said you were having female problems my eyes opened up real wide! i was like what he do? get a sex change operation? ya know female problems. thats what some of the broads would say to me when i tryed going on the make . it's kinda like no i have a boyfriend. to which my answer would be "so"
and the ol i got my friend(period) yeah so? let's get it on blackdog is going down down down. how low can the dawgg go ? well youll find out, after all i am the dawgg.
and hey duckfeet if yer ever up N.Y.CITY way let me know. cause ur a man after my own heart
peace all,dawgg

Set

01-15-2007, 10:32 AM

It's more like this chick was comin on to me dude...and then somebody else stuck their damned nose in and "jacked it all up"!

She is both cute and sharp at the same time brother...somebody you would be proud to be ridin on your "bitch seat"...if you know what I mean...:p

If she has a boyfriend then why is she breakin the 5 foot barrier with me? Feel my pain dude?:mad:

flipside

01-15-2007, 10:45 AM

Lots of great pics. I lived in Florida for about a year in Port St. Lucie right on the Indian River and I loved it. But did not see any thing else of the state. Still I would love to go and visit again, the weather here is just to cold and I miss the water.

Alo how much longer before your outta there? Are you still moving?

Set

01-22-2007, 10:35 AM

http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/chapter4/asmon.jpg

To Bad Dark Languages Rarely Survive...

Well it's 3 a.m. I'm out here driving again
Through the wicked winding streets of my world
I take a wrong turn break it but I'm too far gone
I've got a siren on my tale and that's not the fine
I'm looking for

I see a stairway so I follow it down
Into the belly of a whale
Where my secrets echo all around
You know me now but to do better than that
You've got to follow me
Boy I'm trying to show you where I'm at

Hey pretty
Don't you wanna take a ride with me?
Through my world
Hey pretty
Don't you wanna kick and slide with me
Through my world

Well I've got a mind full of wicked designs
I've got a nonstop hole in my head imagination
I can't forget I am a sole architect
I built the shadows here
I built the growl in the voice I fear
You know me now but to do better than that
You've got to follow me
Boy I'm trying to show you where I'm at

Hey pretty
Don't you wana take a ride with me?
Through my world
Hey pretty
Don't you wanna kick and slide with me
Through my world
Hey pretty
My pretty baby
Rock it through my world

Hey now
Can't you feel me longing
Hey now

(can you get the gist of the song now?)

Poe- "Hey Pretty"

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The Cannibal Is On the Other Side Of the World...(undisclosed location)...but he should be returning stateside soon..."life's a bitch and then you die"...

nick

01-22-2007, 12:04 PM

I just love this thread.It gets more cryptic and weirder by the day.

Set

01-24-2007, 05:00 PM

Beware the Kracken...Deep and dark is the Sea...

http://www.daoine-sidhe.org/galeries/img/Bob%20Eggleton/The%20Kracken%20Wakes.jpg

It's a paralytic feeling when you legs and arms go numb....then it pours from your skin...you know the oxyporoneximus...that's what I call it...when the narcotics enter your skin and it crawls....

Voodoo

by Godsmack

album: All Wounded Up (1998),
Godsmack (1998)

I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins
Never did I wanna be here again
And I don't remember why I came

Candles raise my desire
Why I'm so far away
No more meaning to my life
No more reason to stay
Freezin', feelin' Breathin', breathin'
I'm coming back again
I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins
Never did I wanna be here again
And I don't remember why I came

Hazing clouds rain on my head
Empty thoughts fill my ears
Find my shade by the moonlight
Why my thoughts aren't so clear
Demons dreamin' Breathe in, breathin'
I'm coming back again

I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins
Never did I wanna be here again
And I don't remember why I came
I'm not the one who's so far away

When I feel the snake bite enter my veins
Never did I wanna be here again
And I don't remember why I came

I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins
Never did I wanna be here again
And I don't remember why I came

I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins
Never did I wanna be here again
And I don't remember why I came

Voodoo, voodoo, voodoo, voodoo,
voodoo, voodoo, voodoo, voodoo

So far away,
I'm not the one who's so far away,
I'm not the one who's so far away,
I'm not the one who's so far away.

Welcome to the realm of the Net Hangers, Nick.....:cool:

We speak in Dark Languages Of Foriegn Tongues...The Smell of Opium...

Anyone seen Opiyum? Zodiac Killer?:confused:

Think this is wierd now? I am clean...let me get some tar, nose candy or schwag in me...THEN you'll see CRYPTIC!:apl:

Set

02-01-2007, 10:24 AM

Did ya ever notice that when ya git hung up on a girl or she plays you and dumps you then other 'good looking' chicks just spring outta nowhere to catch the rebound?:confused:

I was in another work location 'bitchin & gripin' and on a guilt trip when this fantastic female stiltwalker that works in one of our shows deliberately put part of her costume on the counter in such a way that I would be poking her in the belly with it...I wasn't watchin of course because I was still gripin about being a member of the Hurt Feelings Club...so I was leaning forward, and she did too...then she looked me in the eyes and said..."you know your poking me with that?"...I didn't get what she meant until I looked down...then I noticed it...after that I had to dress her stilts with a cover...stiltwalkers sit down for it but NOT her! she had me 'do it' while she was standing with her legs spread in front of me...lookin down at me with a "like what you see?" face on....OH YEA!:o

http://home.hiwaay.net/~btdarby/wdw/ak/Pb070198.jpg

This isn't her, but this is the costume she was wearing! Those things that are hanging are what I 'poked' her with...hehehe!:o

I swear, women have this 'cheat radar'...and when they catch a guy they know has been 'used & abused'...they WORK on him! AND I LIKE IT!:rolleyes:

alowishus

02-01-2007, 10:30 AM

Did ya ever notice that when ya git hung up on a girl or she plays you and dumps you then other 'good looking' chicks just spring outta nowhere to catch the rebound?:confused:

I was in another work location 'bitchin & gripin' and on a guilt trip when this fantastic female stiltwalker that works in one of our shows deliberately put part of her costume on the counter in such a way that I would be poking her in the belly with it...I wasn't watchin of course because I was still gripin about being a member of the Hurt Feelings Club...so I was leaning forward, and she did too...then she looked me in the eyes and said..."you know your poking me with that"...I didn't get what she meant until I looked down...then I noticed it...after that I had to dress here stilts with a cover...stiltwalkers sit down for it but NOT her! she had me 'do it" while she was standing with her legs spread in front of me...lookin down at me with a "like what you see?" face on....OH YEA!:o

That seems to be the way sometimes, other times you can't find one to hit w/ a dead cat.

And please do all the kids of the world a favor, remove the costumes before you "do" anything, man those poor kids if they get a peek.

And I thought uncle Walt watched you guys pretty good? Reads your letters, your emails, checks what you do online, feeds you, makes you go to scientology class...... :p

nick

02-01-2007, 10:32 AM

A female stiltworker hummm......exotic.Brings a whole new definition to going to Disneyland.

P.S.Keep posting MR Set,I enjoy this thread.

Set

02-01-2007, 10:36 AM

Nope, Uncle Walt let's us do ANYTHING we want! Alowishus....imagine the same costume...(not the same girl)...but she doesn't have the 'headdress' on and she has long sandy brown hair flowing around her face:o ...

If yer gonna 'do it' then 'do it on stilts'! LOL!

I mean she gave me an EYEFUL of "crotch candy"!:o

I got a potential schwag contact too! I will filleth you in later! Could sure use some OC or Lortabs...:cool:

Nick ya gotta 'eat to the beat'...and I'm still workin on the cute-sharp chick who's lyin to me! She's gonna cum clean or else!:p

later dudes...got MORE stories for ya! Just don't have a ....'buzzzzzzzzzzz'....

alowishus

02-01-2007, 12:44 PM

That's a leg man's dream. :D
Playful too.

Set

02-06-2007, 07:45 PM

Was workin in the character room...went down to see how the College Program kids were doing with building Buzz Lightyear...I said "I am so good I can do Buzz in the dark"...then this cute little CP girl just up and said..."Why don't you do me?"

I stopped in mid sentence and glanced over my amber tint glasses...gave her a 'wicked' smile and walked away...:cool:

Then when I came back...I said...in answer to your earlier question..."just let me know where and when"... I'm givin her time to think...;)

Then she looked at me...and this BIG smile washed over her face!...When I walked her out to the car...I said...Remember, everything tastes BETTER with sugar on it!...I let her go but I see something coming soon in MY FUTURE!:o

Just happy to know we OLD Rumblers still have it sometimes!:p

alowishus

02-06-2007, 07:55 PM

Gotta be that Haines city Swagger ya got going!!!!! :D

Any more openning for peeps up there?

One of these day me & the family got come up there and see the freak ass mouse w/ the big ears.
Lived here for what, 10 yrs maybe more, and still haven't gone. :o

Set

02-08-2007, 10:24 AM

If you can breathe and pass a background check then you can work hourly....;)

There is no 'drug test' unless they suspect you are doing on the job!:cool:

nick

02-08-2007, 10:34 AM

Hell,I thougt you HAD to be stoned to work for uncle Walt.

alowishus

02-09-2007, 10:10 PM

I could of swore they did mental tests, like NASA does, er I mean should do, and all the other stuff.

I was told it's easier to get SCI access then to work there.

alowishus

02-10-2007, 10:05 AM

I'm hoping you weren't Goofy at uncle walt's, if you don't reply, well then I guess you were.

For those that don't know the guy that plays "Goofy" and "The Beast" from 'Beauty and the Beast' faces 51 counts of child porn in Orlando. :rolleyes:

I bet those hiring tests will change now.

Set

02-11-2007, 10:06 AM

No I'm not Goofy ya cheese...:mad:

But I have no Net at home so I have to use work computers, and ya only get so much time...

I had one chick play me like a cheap violin, but that's OK because I rebound quickly...;)

That Lil CP?...I told her to get her paws in some sugar...she said it "sounds yummy"!:o

We will see....we will see...:cool:

http://www.ac-cobra.net/cobra3/cobra317.jpg

stormyskier

02-14-2007, 12:41 PM

Does anyone live in the filthhole gainesville, Florida with me??? No good place to buy dope unless you want crack, and that ain't my thing. Help anyone!!
Stormyskier

Curio

02-14-2007, 01:01 PM

Does anyone live in the filthhole gainesville, Florida with me??? No good place to buy dope unless you want crack, and that ain't my thing. Help anyone!!
Stormyskier

The solicitation of illicit drugs or prescription pharmaceuticals is forbidden.

http://forum.opiophile.org/showthread.php?p=146

stormyskier

02-14-2007, 04:26 PM

Sorry, I should know better. But does anyone live near me?

alowishus

02-15-2007, 01:01 AM

Sorry, I should know better. But does anyone live near me?

Not I, said the rabbit.

Set

03-14-2007, 05:44 PM

Calling all followers of Set,

The 'bruja' is attacking the Dark One in the heart of Wally World, she is leading the zombie army against the Dark One, But she will fail....A Higher Power is coming to the aid of the Dark One...

And Alowishus, you were right....Wally World Is Like Scientology...The Dark One has seen others drink the poison of the 'bruja'...he was Set upon too! But not to worry my friends...because Set has called upon his BEST friends....and they FLOCK to him...They will help Set's Army of Vampires BEAT the 'bruja'....

"Que' Hora es? Bruja?"

It is time for my power to GROW....Set has called upon the Forces Of Darkness...Many are afflicted....Dosed with Ecstasy without their knowledge...But as for Set...

"Se' Todo"!

Join the Vampires....YOU CAN BE ONE OF US!

http://www.apsylus.com/art/otherfanart/vampires.jpg

http://www.vampire-vault.narod.ru/Y4.jpg

"Be Strong & Heal"....
:crowdsurf

Set

03-19-2007, 07:36 PM

alowishus

03-19-2007, 09:14 PM

The Dark Master Has been given Chemical Shields...Zyprexa & Congentin!

Somebody has been "poisoning the water hole" at work, and I suspect it's MDMA...Ectsasy...

The Dark One needs help from the rest of you asendiadors...Vampires of the night..."Whisper Your Secrets Into My Ears"

YOU CAN BE ONE OF US!!!!!!

DRAW BLOOD!!!

:o

Set my friend, it's getting pretty cryptic, but I'm guessing you's is having a good time at uncle walty's?

Just don't go smacking any 13 yr olds anymore. :p

Set

03-20-2007, 06:28 PM

Alowishus,

They have strapped me with chemical chains...I am on anti-psychotic meds for a friggin year!

http://www.poster.net/ritts-herb/ritts-herb-stephanie-cindy-christy-tatjana-naomi-1989-8401144.jpg

FEAST ON THIS!

All I want is narcotics...I met a guy, a biker, he's paranoid too...like I am....maybe he can help me!!!

nick

03-20-2007, 07:12 PM

or maybe he'll take the dark lord's power($$) and chastise him(kick his ass) whatever I wish you luck on the "transmigration" of the soul(getting stoned).

By the way Mr Set there was a big article in the English press about the dangers of working for the dark one (uncle Walt) sounds like armed robbery would be safer.

Salutations and luck with life,the stilts and dealing with the hairy savages(Mr Biker).

Set

03-21-2007, 07:01 PM

Nick,

I fingered a Puerto Rican "bruja"...that's a bitch...poisoning the waterhole at work with XTC...and now they chain me down for a year....it's not Uncle walt that's the problem...

IT'S THE BLACK HAND!

http://mp3.washingtonpost.com/graphics/Black_Hand.jpeg

La Mano Negra better known as the Hispanic Mafia has infiltrated the entire park system...They have been drugging whole areas and locations with the "love drug"...then they play mind games with the younger and more attractive workers to garner power over them...what they did not realize...I'm only HALF Anglo...my mother was Portuguese...so they found out...I understand enough Espanol to know what they were doing, and a powerful manager had me suspended on Medical leave with no pay...but I will get even with them

THAT'S NOT A THREAT...IT'S A PROMISE!

SOY ES EL OSO!

http://www.fapas.es/images/el-oso-fapas.jpg

nick

03-21-2007, 07:08 PM

Quite right Mr Set,don't get mad....get even.

That would sound better in Spanish,but I'm in the north of England and we don't speak much Spanish here......actually,we don't speak much English either.

Good luck with the evil black hand.

Tell them you know a descendant of Merlin-that should scare them good.

Set

03-24-2007, 04:35 PM

Sr. Set absolutamente adecuado, no consigue....get enojado uniforme.
There it is in Spanish Nick!;)

They want to bring me down and I cannot let them They want me to lose my home so I must fight them...I cannot fail...
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/4/48/Blue_meanies.jpg/200px-Blue_meanies.jpg

http://www.hardangen.no/funnypics/nothing.jpg

nick

03-24-2007, 04:51 PM

Fuck the Spanish bro-I'm in the north of England and we don't do Spanish here,but...... take your house!! that sucks fight them with the brujos,but I think a baseball bat might be of more use

You could always enlist Uncle Walt....hell,uncle Walt scares me and he's been dead years and I'm thousands of miles away.

I wish I could help you more bro,but I'm drunk on the other side of the planet.

Much luck dealing with the mortals.

nick

03-24-2007, 07:37 PM

Set my bro,listen good.

Never embrace violence-the mortals are not worth it.

Set

04-03-2007, 01:24 PM

Nick, there is an infestation in my nation, and they are Hispanics from Central & South America along with Carribean Islands...These "immigres"...Illegals are usually criminals, and Middle East Terrorists are learning Spanish to mix in with these illegals while they stampede into my nation...we don't have the luxury of being Isles...They can cross land to get here...I want to do this to them...

:violent3: :violent1: :violent4:

I have a friend on another political site, his name is bloo...He's trying to contact me to help me from being evicted...but it's been a cat and mouse game so far...Bloos world is different from my 'dark' hiding place...

http://www.ingleby.com/Wallpaper/blue_chrome.jpg

nick

04-03-2007, 02:15 PM

Dark lord Set my bro,you are obviously struggling with the mere mortals.That's the problem there's more of them than us and they are brutal and dumb.

I think it's time for our souls and bodies to trans migrate to micronesia,where we can fish and collect coconuts(and impress the local girls with our very advanced knowledge of Walt Disney-hell,they probably worship Micky Mouse)

Think about it.....you know you'd look good in a grass skirt.

alowishus

04-03-2007, 05:40 PM

Fuck, I'm in.
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/1839/firedevilrn9.gifhttp://img179.imageshack.us/img179/1839/firedevilrn9.gifhttp://img179.imageshack.us/img179/1839/firedevilrn9.gif

Set

04-04-2007, 01:33 PM

Anubis is rising from the nether...welcome his darkness as he ascends from the pit...Anubis will lead us to Euphoria

http://www.egyptian-gods.net/images/anubis1big.jpg

Anubis protects us in the Lands of Darkness...so your soul is safe from ME...I Set travel the nether with my hordes of vampires and fell creatures...Anubis protects you from becoming...

ONE OF US!

http://www.random-acts.net/KIDS_MUMMY_MYSTERY.JPG

http://members.shaw.ca/kelticstudios/Thumbs/Mummy1T.jpg

https://www.hotpicksusa.com/store/productimages/30_large.jpg

nick

04-04-2007, 03:08 PM

Set

04-08-2007, 01:33 PM

Read This!

http://www.comp.dit.ie/dgordon/Lectures/Hum1/031029/031029Tibetbotd.gif

http://www.comp.dit.ie/dgordon/Lectures/Hum1/031029/031029hum.htm

http://euroshots.com/Digital%20Images/Golden%20Child.jpg

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c152/FranzFerdinand_/doll.gif

YOU CAN BE ONE OF US!:cool:

Who's soul is worth giving up just to pick up a percentage of the take? Watch how you dose yourself or you may meet 'eternity' way too soon! I took narcotics for 42 years...and the ONLY reason I am not taking them now is because of a) Money, and b) contacts...I need to trust who I am buying from...Toooo many 'shady' characters...and too many 'dirty' deals...I want a place in noman's land away from people so I can grow...poppies! poppies! Poppies!

nick

04-08-2007, 02:33 PM

I keep telling you Micronesia's the answer.Lots of land and few cops and we can make Alow do all the work.

Plus as I say,we'd look cool in grass skirts.

Set

04-20-2007, 03:56 PM

http://touregypt.net/featurestories/ankh1.jpg

"Pepper"

Marky got with Sharon
And Sharon got Sharice
She was sharing Sharon's outlook
On the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar
And Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doing it in Texas
Tommy played piano
Like a kid out in the rain
Then he lost his leg in Dallas
He was dancing with a train
They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
I don't mind the sun sometimes
The images it shows
I can taste you on my lips
And smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary
And softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look
Through other people's eyes
Some will die in hot pursuit
In fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain

[Chorus]

Another Mikey took a knife
While arguing in traffic
Flipper died a natural death
He caught a nasty virus
Then there was the ever-present
Football player rapist
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doing it in Texas
Polly caught a bullet
But it only hit his leg
Well it should have been a better shot
And got him in the head
They were all in love with dyin'
They were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain

[Chorus]
---Butthole Surfers

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