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Paregoric Kid
06-30-2010, 01:17 PM
Mods: Can someone fix the typo "Epehdrine" to Ephedrine?

Putting the F in Florida (http://reason.com/blog/2010/06/30/putting-the-f-in-florida)

Posted on June 30, 2010, 2:49PM | Matt Welch (http://reason.com/people/matt-welch)
http://reason.com/assets/mc/mwelch/2010_06/florida_americas_wang.png Every state passes dumb laws all the time. And then there's Florida (http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/06/30/1707950/budget-python-prohibition-among.html):
A python prohibition, bong ban, horse thievery crackdown and no-limit poker games are included in some of about 140 new laws going on the books Thursday in Florida along with the state's new $70.4 billion budget. [...]
New criminal laws will require background checks of youth sports coaches, mandate tracking of over-the-counter sales of ephedrine, which can be used to make methamphetamine, and lift statutes of limitation in criminal and civil sex abuse cases involving minors.
Other new laws will set safety standards for tomatoes in the wake of a false salmonella scare and make it harder to win slip-and-fall lawsuits against businesses.
http://reason.com/assets/mc/mwelch/2010_06/python_florida.jpg Some great legislator quotes:
"We don't need any more snakes, especially ones that can grow over 20 feet long, weigh hundreds of pounds and eat almost anything they encounter," said the law's sponsor, Sen. Eleanor Sobel, D-Hollywood. [...]
"In the Old West, they used to hang horse thieves," said state Rep. Luis Garcia, a Miami Democrat who sponsored the law. "We no longer practice vigilante justice, nor am I advocating as such, but I will not sit back any longer and let this horrendous crime of illegal horse slaughter continue."
Link via the Twitter feed of former Reason intern and eternal Floridian Mike Riggs (http://twitter.com/MikeRiggs).

irish
06-30-2010, 04:12 PM
The python thing really is a problem, they eat anything, and have been known to go after people. Also they are a foreign species, which really fucks with the eco-system. There are also a few varieties of monkeys living in florida now. The other laws are kinda dumb.

wisegal
06-30-2010, 10:53 PM
oh my God i hate florida!! only good thing is all the available pharms. pill paradise<3

SHELLEY
07-01-2010, 06:09 AM
fuck pythons
and fuck horse theives

Paregoric Kid
07-01-2010, 06:18 AM
fuck pythons
and fuck horse theives
What about bongs and ephedrine?

SHELLEY
07-01-2010, 08:53 AM
What about bongs and ephedrine?

free market, libertarian, end the drug vvar, choice of the american adult, etc :)

Loki
07-06-2010, 04:54 PM
Florida is hellfire and damnation hot. I grew up there. But seriously bongs?! How can you outlaw something that technically is used for smoking tobacco? Might as well do all pipes while your at it..

The_Chef
07-06-2010, 05:37 PM
I had no idea that ephedrine was still available OTC anywhere. Then again I also had no idea that horse wrangling was still a problem either so...

Billy the kid
07-06-2010, 09:28 PM
I had no idea that ephedrine was still available OTC anywhere. Then again I also had no idea that horse wrangling was still a problem either so...

Ephedrine is a schedule V exempt medication that requires a sig in most states. Pseudoephedrine is the one that federal law dictates the tracking of.

Its availiable at any pharmacy counter.

Synack
07-07-2010, 03:39 PM
for a while I lived with some relatives in Arcadia on a big ass ranch - they had horses stolen for a while - just one a night, till the owner stayed up and shot the guy for the trespassing...no more horses went missing after that....

if it wasn't for the lack of jobs and that I have such an awesome doctor I'd be back there already...