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Paregoric Kid
05-26-2010, 11:59 AM
Canadian Liquor Police Bash Dan Aykroyd's Skull (http://reason.com/blog/2010/05/26/canadian-liquor-police-bash-da)

Posted on May 26, 2010, 12:08PM | Jacob Sullum (http://reason.com/people/jacob-sullum)
http://reason.com/assets/mc/jsullum/2010_05/crystal-head-vodka.jpgThe Liquor Control Board of Ontario has banned (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/food-and-wine/ontario-bans-dan-aykroyds-skull-shaped-vodka/article1573490/) Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Head vodka, deeming the bottle to be in poor taste. You might object that LCBO merely has declined to stock the vodka, but since the provincial monopoly is the only legal source of distilled spirits in Ontario, that seems to be a distinction without much of a difference. Aykroyd, an Ontario native, is unperturbed by the ban, which he says "kind of makes the product more appealing." A spokesman explains the LCBO's concerns:

The image of the human skull is the thing that's really problematic for us. That's an image that's commonly associated with death. It's especially problematic at a time when there are concerns around binge drinking by younger adults, which in some cases unfortunately has resulted in alcohol poisoning.
If skull-shaped liquor bottles remind people of death from alcohol poisoning, you might think they'd deter excessive consumption. But public health paternalists argue that death-related imagery, which serves as a warning when used by the government, serves as an enticement when used by marketers, practically daring macho adolescents to consume the product. Hence the controversies over Death cigarettes, a Dutch brand sold in black packages featuring a skull and crossbones, and Black Death vodka, a beet-based Icelandic brand with a black label featuring a grinning skull in a top hat.
Whatever the merits of that argument, it's highly improbable that binge-drinking teenagers (or "young adults") will want to lay out $60 for a bottle of Aykroyd's super-premium vodka when they can get much more buzz for their buck from beer (or cheap vodka). The fundamentally aesthetic nature of the LCBO's concerns is apparent from other examples of products it has refused to sell (cited (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/food-and-wine/ontario-bans-dan-aykroyds-skull-shaped-vodka/article1573490/) by Globe and Mail columnist Beppi Crosariol), such as liquor with "sexually degrading labels depicting topless women" and "a vodka brand called Kalishnikov that was presented for sale in a bottle shaped like an AK-47 assault rifle." Applied by a provincial agency that serves as the liquor gatekeeper for all of Ontario, these judgments are a form of state-imposed censorship.
http://reason.com/assets/mc/jsullum/2010_05/death-cigarettes.jpghttp://reason.com/assets/mc/jsullum/2010_05/black-death-vodka.jpgAlthough Crystal Head vodka is widely available in the U.S., we have our own liquor bottle censors, not just in LCBO-like monopolies (the system used by 18 states at the wholesale and/or retail level) but also in a federal agency that can reject (http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1568/is_n1_v26/ai_15382443/?tag=content;col1) labels it deems misleading, "obscene or indecent," or impermissibly connotative of alcoholic strength. In 1992 the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms tried to block distribution of Black Death vodka on the grounds that its labeling created the misimpression "that the product is inherently unsafe for human consumption at any level" while simultaneously "mock the real health risks which may result from the consumption of alcohol by making an obviously false claim about the dangers of alcohol consumption," thereby undermining the surgeon general's printed warnings. As I reported in a 1994 [I]Reason article (http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1568/is_n1_v26/ai_15382443/pg_2/?tag=content;col1), the vodka's distributor challenged the decision, prompting a ruling in which a federal judge rejected the agency's self-contradictory rationale and noted that "the government's prohibition of the 'Black Death Vodka' label strikes at the heart of the first amendment." But manufacturers and distributors frequently accept the government's arbitrary labeling dictates (such as a command to make the breasts in the drawing of a nude woman on a wine label less "upthrust" and "evident") rather than undergo the expense and uncertainty of a court challenge.
[via Infocult (http://infocult.typepad.com/infocult/2010/05/ontario-opposes-dan-akroyds-crystal-vodka-skull.html)]

irish
05-26-2010, 12:07 PM
I don't even drink, and I want one of these bottles. The first thing I thought of when I saw it was the south american crystal skulls that have been found over the years. Since I can't get it here, I'll get my buddy in Michigan to pick one up for me next time he visits.

dharma bum
05-26-2010, 01:22 PM
I remember the SNL skit w/ Akroyd. The tagline was "....Fred Garvin, Male Prostitue." I loved thaT SO MUCH i NAMED A CAT OF MINE THAT.

OxyBlowBall2
05-26-2010, 04:45 PM
dan akroyd was at a liquor store in my town to promote this stuff. it was awesome! i think it's great that he thinks it makes the vodka more appealing because of the ban!

Locke
05-26-2010, 04:58 PM
This is sort of unrelated, but Dan Aykroyd is BATSHIT CRAZY. He makes this vodka as an homage to the crystal skulls (as noted above) which he believes are proof that aliens inhabited this planet and formed the great lost city of Atlantis. Look at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKqjIv91Zx8

That dude has lost it

chopstix
05-26-2010, 05:20 PM
Shit, nevermind..

Paregoric Kid
05-27-2010, 07:35 AM
Yeah Aykroyd has some strange beliefs, but anyone that sells liquor in skulls and wrote and starred in Ghostbusters is ok in my books.

doctor diesel
05-27-2010, 07:42 AM
Is Big Dan still an actor or did he give that up as a dead loss?
Or did he just get too big (literally) to act?
Coneheads was his ultimate cinematic achievement IMO.


Doc

The_Chef
05-28-2010, 01:16 PM
Man, I still get a kick out of the ad they posted online for the shit about a year back. I actually shelled out the cash for a bottle of the stuff too (still have the empty bottle of course). Not entirely worth the money (I'll stick with Belvedere for my high-end vodka needs) but good fun nonetheless.

Locke
05-28-2010, 01:40 PM
And it's filtered through diamonds! Why? I have no idea! But it's awesome :)

MoreNowAgain
05-29-2010, 09:28 AM
This is sort of unrelated, but Dan Aykroyd is BATSHIT CRAZY. He makes this vodka as an homage to the crystal skulls (as noted above) which he believes are proof that aliens inhabited this planet and formed the great lost city of Atlantis. Look at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKqjIv91Zx8

That dude has lost it

I kind of thought it was tongue-in-cheek. . . . .
There's something about his voice that makes me unable to take anything he says totally seriously.
I've desperately wanted one of these bottles, but not desperately enough to bring myself to pay the money. I couldn't reconcile the fact that I could buy several bottles of cheaper liquor for the same price.

jacky
05-29-2010, 11:59 AM
to bad the bottom jaw isnt removable like the original, kick ass crystal skull..

wow, the stuff is filtered through herkimer "diamond" crystals........which probably doesnt reduce any of the toxic effects of the ethanol.

I dont see what is so bad with representing the truth in marketing......the skull symbol could have many different meanings to a diverse group of people these days, and in the past, and still present, its classic to represent a toxic liquid or substance with a symbol of a skull.

the Canadian governing body is lenient in certian ways.....but also very restrictive in other ways...its confusing.

I know some Canadians that make Canada out to be superior to the USA in ways, that really are not completely true if you look into it deeper.
yes, ibogaine is legal in Canada, peyote is legal...for now anyway, but strangely the B. Caapi vine is sometimes destroyed at the Canadian border, because it contains the controlled substances Harmaline/Harmala alkaloids, which are not controlled in the USA, but illegal in Canada.

Canadian whiskey has been used for centuries now as a spirit, and obviously some people cant handle the hard stuff.....why would a skull bearing bottle make vodka any more dangerous or offensive?

I will probably get one of these bottles when the prices become dirt cheap....I found a place selling 750 m bottles for around 40$...
a place on ebay has a used bottle for 50$...
some places are charging outrageous 250$ per bottle..
in a year or so I will probably be able to pick one up in a thrift shop for 10$...or online for not much more.

a nice bottle of home mixed absinthe/pernod would store nicely in that bottle.

Locke
05-29-2010, 01:36 PM
I kind of thought it was tongue-in-cheek. . . . .
There's something about his voice that makes me unable to take anything he says totally seriously.
I've desperately wanted one of these bottles, but not desperately enough to bring myself to pay the money. I couldn't reconcile the fact that I could buy several bottles of cheaper liquor for the same price.

Yeah it seems like he's being tongue-in-cheek, then you research what else he's been up to lately and... yep. Turns out he's batshit crazy :)

Dhedmo
05-29-2010, 03:55 PM
I love the look of the crystal skulls, and admire them as art objects, but it's my understanding that all of them were made in the mid-to-late 19th century. I went to wiki to refresh, and that seems to be the concensus:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_skull#Mitchell-Hedges_skull

Doesn't change their artistic merit a whit, for me.

I'm not a big vodka guy, but like Irish, I want the bottle.

Locke
05-29-2010, 04:20 PM
And when you finish the vodka, the bottle is great for storing salmon shakes

nycjrt
06-11-2010, 04:08 AM
MMMM.......DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYyBZE0kBtE&feature=related