man's best friends

[blackdog]

ok on a previous thread which i didn't want to hijack ,there was mention of rover wanting sum of his masters feelgood.hell i remember what was it cheech and chong where the dog ate the big bag of weed and tommy sez yeah it was a bitch cause he had ta follow the dog around fer a week or so and having ta pull the plastic baggie and twigs outta the mutts butt graphic enough?
anyhow my bitch which happens ta be a blackdog get it?
anyhow she went after my take home meth and that nite i come home to find my bottle on it side with the safety cap half chewed off and so a big puddle of it was soaked into my carpet. i got down on hands and knees and was about 2 inches away from sucking the magic elixer out from the rug but i just could not bring myself ta do it.
then a year or two later i found my biscuits strawn across my bed with the bottle uncapped and chewed off .i counted and none were missing, guess i got home in time .
anyone else ??? i'm sure there are plenty of good stories, like my cats i had loved to get freezes pot smoke blown up there noses oh yeah the real catnip hit me back peeps
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dda/dawgg

[Set]

You mean we're smokin dogshit man?

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Is this bitch yours dawwwg?

Ladies & Gentlemen! AAAAAALLLICE BOWWWWIE!

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This is me when I get back to Florida!:D

" Earache My Eye "

Feat. Alice Bowie

(dadada...dadada...da...da....daaaaa!)


My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve

My daddy, he disowned me
'cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queeeeeeeeeeeen!

------ lead guitar ------

The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny"
'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin' lots of money
money, money, money, money, money, money
Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

I'm so bloody rich! Ha ha ha ha
I own apartment buildings and shopping centers!
Ha ha ha ha
And I only know three chords!
Ha ha ha ha

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And everyone remembers MY Mutt! LOL!

[Hannibal Lecter]

EARACHE MY EYE---KORN VERSION


Featuring Cheech Marin
Additional vocals by Reggie "Fieldy Snuts" Arvizu


Cheech Marin:
Dun nun nun, dun nun nun, DUN DUN DUN!

Orale!

My mama's talkin' to me,
try to tell me how to live,
but I don't listen to her
'cause my head is like a sieve.

My daddy, he disowned me
'cause I wear my sisters clothes.
He caught me in the bathroom
with a pair of pantyhose.

My basketball coach,
he done kick me off the team.
For wearing high heel sneakers
and acting like a queen.

Gonna tie my pecker to a tree, to a tree.
Gonna tie my pecker to a tree.

Fieldy:
Gonna tie his pecker to a tree.

Get your boogie on.

Go Head.

Cheech Marin:
The earth is coming to an end
and I don't give a damn.
As long as I have my bitch,
oh and my fly gear.

It don't bother me,
if people think I'm funny.
'Cause I'm a big rock star,
and I'm makin' lots of money!

Money! Money! Money! Money!

Fieldy:
Are you talking pesos?

Cheech Marin:
Money, ka-ching! Ka-ching!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Lots of money. (x3)
I'm so bloody rich!
Lots of money.
Lots of muthafuckin' money.
I get rich.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I own shopping centers, and parking lots,
and stars, and all that shit!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I own you! Ha! You too! You three!
For me, hee hee, hoh hoh.

Fieldy:
Get your groove on.
Let's bring it back one more time, Jonathan.
Jonathan on them drums, getting ever slower.
More groovin', slow that shit down crazy slow.
Come on. Death. Right here. Slow. Ah!
Don't give a fuck, break it out.
You even know Boy George is on heroin.
We don't give a fuck.
Rick James is in the crack house.
I'm fuckin' paying, that's all that matters.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ahh, ha, ha, ha!

The bomb is a fuckin in the house!
Loco! Ooooh ahhh oooo!
Gimme some!

Cheech Marin:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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[blackdog]

SAY KORRRRNNNNN!!!!

[blackdog]

THIS LOOKS LIKE THE BITCH THAT FIRST INTRODUCED ME TO HEROIN.
THE HORROR,THE HORROR.
IF I WAS SOBER I WOULD'VE RAN MY ASS OFF.
LIKE FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW.DAMN.:cool:



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