Dropping by to say hi!

[dirtdog]

I needed advice and its been so long since ive used opiophile.org and thought bingo!
Am on probation for 18 months. bi monthly drug tests.
i think im fucked anyways. did adderall 3 days before and did meth today cus i thought i was fucked anyways
drinking lots of water.
but honestly
am i fucked?

[JonnyM]

Whens your next test? that would be helpful!

How have you been misses dirtdog? its been too long!

[dirtdog]

hahahaha TOMORROW!

im soo fucked



fuck it

Ive been just fine... just living things one day at a time

im gonna not piss

[JonnyM]

do they watch you?

maybe get a friends piss?

[dirtdog]

yup a female cops gonna watch me


maybe i can BS and say i used vicks nasal spray or nyquil? or even benedryl....

[More Feen]

Directly observed U/A are demeaning to the subject and the person who has to witness.

If you were really pissed off, and a guy, you could squirt the fucker in the face (or a girl who knows how to aim well).

"Hey there mistah law-enforcement dude, you might wanna get really near me & take a really close look...."

M F

[dirtdog]

hahaha
once before i pretended like i couldnt piss for an hour and they gave up on me and did a breathlyzer...
i could try that again

[Dan Steely]

You could get one of those whizzinators:D jk Could you get some clean pee? Or is it not even possible to pull a sneaky move like that? I'd prob just drink a lot of water. Maybe it'll be too dillted to show positive. Just don't be crazy with the water. You can actually od from too much water(seriously it can be dangerous).

Whatever happens don't over react. Keep your head and try to use good judgement. It's that "fuck it" attitude that got you in this pickle. More of that kinda thinking will not benefit you and could even be dangerous. Some how some way you'll handle whatever comes of this mess ya got yerself into. Think in terms of minimizing the damages.

Good to see you. let us know how this plays out please.

[dirtdog]

for sure, ive been pissing alot, drinking soda and water
yeah i know ive got a terrible attitude

[Uncle Wiggly]

First off, It's nice to see you back and that you're doing relatively OK. As much as I hate to say this, I don't see this turning out well.

[dirtdog]

ha me either
i was reading up that sudafed can make a test positive...
BS them and say sudafed?
meth? who? me? noooo:D:rolleyes::cool:

[Tautou]

Pardon a n00b, but what is the probation for? If it's for a DUI and you don't have a meth history then it's plausible to use some sudafed or something

[Metrik]

Originally Posted by Metrik http://forum.opiophile.org/images/redbuzz/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://forum.opiophile.org/showthread.php?p=487286#post487286)
I have a full proof way to beat the lil test at home strip type pee tests! without drinking mass amounts of water.

U need to go to ur local super market, go to the canning section and find the blue box of certo fruit pectan gel. Also while at the store buy 2 of the big widemouth lemon lime gatorades ( a gallon of lemonade will also work, pretty much any yellow tinted liquid) and a rock star energy drink.

About an hour b4 the test (the actual time u pee) Mix one packet of certo into one of the gatorades and drink, pee once. then about half an hour ( i used to wait till about a mile away from the prebation dep.) drink the other gatorade certo mix. pee for the second time. drink the rockstar (not needed but sometimes my pee would be clear and they would make me come back for a re-test, rockstar makes urine bright yellow). try to go pee one more time (now cutting it kinda close to test time i have skipped this last pee and still passed test but it was the way i was showed to do it so i try to do it ne ways).

And ur good to go as long as they are using the shitty lil dipstick type drug test ur golden.

I once used this method when i was really close to the clean not clean line and they sent the ua to a lab, i passed the test but i dont know if its cause i was really clean or the certo and i wouldnt risk using it if u know they will send it to a lab.



my full proof pass technique works great for when they watch you ive used it for probation a couple times never let me down

[chopstix]

I know of clever girls who have beat supervised UAs with someone else' piss in a well placed condom.

Can't give ya details on how she was doing it, but I know she was. This was for supervised probation in CA.

[dirtdog]

mismeandor for herion (first time offenderr)

[dirtdog]

thanks yall will let u know what happens

[kyuss]

Best of luck, D-Dog.
I think of you
whenever I see
Walt's RV on Breaking Bad.

[austinslacker]

Also had a friend go through 3 yrs. prob. using Chopstix info. Long sharp nails come in handy, girls.
Friend's UA always clean.

[jdub]

Yeah, I know girls that have used condoms w/ finger nails.

And Metriks method worked for my homie in rehab for weed and benzos. I never tried it, cuz I was trying to get clean.

[losangeleslifer]

Best of luck to you.

Having a nice warm hiding spot is a plus.:p

[disk0]

I've always wondered if there were girls out there that could actually pull that shit off. I think if I was a girl, I'd be all over that shit. The vagina: God's stashbox.

[dirtdog]

I know of clever girls who have beat supervised UAs with someone else' piss in a well placed condom.

Can't give ya details on how she was doing it, but I know she was. This was for supervised probation in CA.


got to figure how in the fuck......

GIRLS with experience, message me! hehe

[Tony]

To the OP,

I feel your pain. I did 5 years
probation in Texas. I was taking
ADHD meds and pain meds for
the entire time. I had a Dr. that
knew I was in probation and still
wrote for me. When they tried to
do me by saying I did not need
these drugs and in the amounts
I was taking he wrote them a
letter telling them to but out of the
Doctoring business!

Sorry to stray. The certa gel or as
I learned it the sure gel technique
is very good for Weed but not so sure
about any other drugs. The best
way ( foolproof if not exposed ) is the
substitution method. They never even
tested for temp when I was doing it. That
was a few years ago.

You are the only person that can make the
choice as to what all is at stake and if it is
possible to live with the results of a positive
test for meth. I do not think you will pass if you
took the drug within less than 48 hours for Meth.

If they do find a + result that you claim is something
else. All they need to do is send the sample to a lab and
then you are nailed. I am so sorry to be so blunt but
you do not need the soft shuffle.

Good luck!


P.S. I think that the best means to substitute is to
have someones clean urine inside a condom that
you would have inside you. You would have to practice
making a hole big enough without the Pee Pee patrol
catching on... I think you could pretend that you were
having trouble going with them being so close and then
when the time was right just a little bit would do the job!

Please let us know...

[nick]

Good to see you around,DD and I hope it goes well.

[Billy the kid]

Dude! I had the same thing happen and I used the vicks nasal inhaler excuse and IT WORKED! That was at my clinic though, not probation. I started a thread about it but didnt get any replies. Benadryl and ephedrine wont show up but levomethamphetamine (vicks) will! There is a way to tell the difference but its costly and they didnt bother, good lucks. Search levomethamphetamine to see my thread.

[dirtdog]

pass! mwha hahaha
celebrated with a line :cool:

[losangeleslifer]

pass! mwha hahaha
celebrated with a line :cool:

How? What method? Dumb luck? Let us in!

[nick]

pass! mwha hahaha
celebrated with a line :cool:

Thank Christ for crap,inefficient drug testing,huh.

Enjoy.

[GOLD N DIEMONDS]

pass! mwha hahaha
celebrated with a line :cool:

CONGRATS-

celebrated with a line- GOOD GAL! l:D

try not to cut it so close next time-
Probation sucks , I'm sure, but beats the alternative.

Nice to see ya again!

[Uncle Wiggly]

pass! mwha hahaha - celebrated with a line :cool:

Details! Give us elaborate DETAILS. :uhhohh:

[dirtdog]

hahaha
I drank a ton of water and peed a lot, like every 5 minutes
and peed like 10 times before testing haha
next time ill be cool and stop 3 days before :rolleyes:

honestly
i think it was pure dumb luck