Covering your ass

[chemboy7]

You know where people get busted with dope the most? Driving it around in their cars, that's where. Smarter users stash their shit in their mouths or trunks; but you can't fit too much in your mouth and cops are becoming a hell of alot more keen on searching trunks... the fucking pricks. I hesitate to post this, because it works so well and I would hate to see it spoiled, but I have found a way to drive around with illegals with near invincibility.

A cop, unless you are crossing international borders, has no reason to look under the hood of your car... unless he has a drug dog do a walk around and he gives a tell that he smells something (to avoid this always let them search when they ask). I have found that a bolted pouch in a realitively empty and cool place under your hood (I drive a Buick and right behind the battery works perfect) is an excellent place to stash shit for the ride home.

Just act like you are tightening the battery conductors, slip your dope in the pouch, zip it up nice and safe, slam the hood down and your good to go. An ounce of prevention may save a few grams and a few years of your life... better safe then sorry, right? I have had my car tore apart by asshole cops, just knowing they were gonna bust me, and drive away unscathed ready to get blasted. I would be very suprised if anyone ever got busted using this method.

[SirDonkeyPunch]

excellent method, i might have to incorporate this idea into my vehicle. kudos my friend.

[HistoryofMadness]

I just want to take this time in this post to say, please for the love of god, don't let the cops search your car... they have to ask unless they have a reason, and if they search you after you've said no, at least your lawyer has a chance... and don't say they'll know you're hiding something if you say no, because if you say yes, its only a matter of time before they not only know but find what you're hiding, and then your lawyer is screwed because you let them...

having said that, if they do find something, say one word: lawyer. As soon as you say that, they can't gather any more info until you have one. if they seem like they're gonna be nice if you're honest, go with your gut, but more times than not, you're gonna get screwed...

And this is a great idea... I had a few similar ones, but this one beats almost all of them.

[chemboy7]

I just want to take this time in this post to say, please for the love of god, don't let the cops search your car... they have to ask unless they have a reason, and if they search you after you've said no, at least your lawyer has a chance... and don't say they'll know you're hiding something if you say no, because if you say yes, its only a matter of time before they not only know but find what you're hiding, and then your lawyer is screwed because you let them...

having said that, if they do find something, say one word: lawyer. As soon as you say that, they can't gather any more info until you have one. if they seem like they're gonna be nice if you're honest, go with your gut, but more times than not, you're gonna get screwed...

And this is a great idea... I had a few similar ones, but this one beats almost all of them.

If you refuse a search and they assume you have drugs they will bring the cannine (sp) unit out and have the dog walk around your car, which is not constituted as a search... if the dog smells the dope your fucked, even if it is under your hood.

[poonwhalla]

air filters fuse boxes hell if you got a tire rimmer I bet you could get a lot in a spare.

[HistoryofMadness]

Yeah, Chem, you're right... I should've been more clear. Most people don't have a great hiding place, and even just throw it in their pocket or in the door of the car. THese are the folks I'm talking to. If you KNOW they're gonna find it as soon as they start looking, you might as well give yourself as much room as possible by saying no.

Make your lawyer's life and job as easy as possible. And seriously I'll never understand why people talk so much to the pigs. I hear about it, read about it, see it on cops.. really that's why you have those rights... to keep your damn trap shut.

[Zoop]

heymanthisisanawesomemethodforhidingdope

Reminds of the "good old days" back when I was a H addict living in Richmond, VA. I'd always meet my dealer at this local gas station, by the car vacuum cleaners (you know the kind where you put in some quarters and then clean your car?). I'd act like I was cleaning my car, and he'd drive up and we'd shoot the shit for a second, and then he'd "look" in my car and slip the bags under the floor mat.

Under the seat in my car, in most cars, really, there is usually a break in the carpeting on the floor. You can put a lot of stuff under the carpet of the car, using this opening in the carpet found under the seats. If someone looks under the seat, they won't see it - they have to know it's there and put their hand way up under the carpet to find it.

[candyshop]

i have unscrewed my license plate ,duct taped my baggies to the back of plateand screwed it back on-have had my car searched 2x w/dope under the plate- no trouble-dunno with a used car the "it ain't mine" might sound semi-plausible if it is under the plate

[devilsdrug]

all very good ideas , also underhood dog has problems because of oil , gas ,ect fumes. ive employed many methods over the years , from having an actual hole in the floor under carpet to dashboards with parts that come apart in seconds. i also do the no i dont think so when it comes to search , in my situation the cops knew i was gonna say it , i mean when u get pulled over daily , nitely and sometimes have to wait an hr while they try to get warrant ect. any way i never worry about it any more cause i never carry any thing we use to keep diesel soaked rags around out side house somewhere, that screws a dog up for a while

[slugbone]

Just act like you are tightening the battery conductors, slip your dope in the pouch, zip it up nice and safe, slam the hood down and your good to go. An ounce of prevention may save a few grams and a few years of your life... better safe then sorry, right? I have had my car tore apart by asshole cops, just knowing they were gonna bust me, and drive away unscathed ready to get blasted. I would be very suprised if anyone ever got busted using this method.


great suggestion chem, Mr. Flibble would be proud hehe. i will incorporate that into my next weed purchase. those white knuckle drives home i used to take with 3-4 oz of marijuana under the seat made me get ulcers, so i basically quit.

[chemboy7]

great suggestion chem, Mr. Flibble would be proud hehe.

Proud? Shit, it was his idea... I don't even do drugs, but that Mr. Flibble is a hedonistic bastard. :D

[Lortab]

Don't you Guys put your shit in a baloon and put it in your mouth?Or try using public transportation :D I use to always use the BART when I lived in the sf bay.Be smart prison is a bitch,believe me I know!

[shaunclo]

The hood is a GREAT idea actually, I cant believe I have never thought of that one. I have actually used the license plate one before, and also one of those magnetic key hiders that you can fit a couple of jammed G's in if its hot enough. JUST DONT KEEP IT ON YOUR PERSON!!!!!

[Opiyum]

If you have to transport a large quanity of something over a distance of less than one hundred miles and are a Triple A member then you can have it towed there for free.
I dont know the legalities but I would assume that the dicks cant search the car being towed, why would they anyway, and that brings up my reasoning for doin-ehm...,thinking about such a method, common sense says that when a cop pulls over a tow truck that they are doing it to provide the driver with a ticket for speeding. They arent thinking about a drug bust in that scenario.
Like I said this was my assumption and yes I know that stupid fucking expression...Ass U me whatever.
Of course this isnt ment for 20 sacks and the likes.

[poonwhalla]

If you have to transport a large quanity of something over a distance of less than one hundred miles and are a Triple A member then you can have it towed there for free.
I dont know the legalities but I would assume that the dicks cant search the car being towed, why would they anyway, and that brings up my reasoning for doin-ehm...,thinking about such a method, common sense says that when a cop pulls over a tow truck that they are doing it to provide the driver with a ticket for speeding. They arent thinking about a drug bust in that scenario.
Like I said this was my assumption and yes I know that stupid fucking expression...Ass U me whatever.
Of course this isnt ment for 20 sacks and the likes.
Reminds me of a story a buddy told me.

[WarmCyanide]

There is ALOT of moulding in your vehicle that, with some coaxing, snaps right off and on. I put a new stereo in my truck and to do it, I needed to pull of the moulding lining the A/C controls and stock stereo.
I thought to myself Damn, the only one who would know if i stashed anything here would either be a Belgian Malanois or David Blane. I had a car that the plastic bezel below the gear shifter by the useless coin caddy that snapped on and off. Could have hid a months supply of Manuel Noriega's nose candy in there. settle down, Beavis!

[Paregoric Kid]

the trunk is the safest place. they NEED a warrant or probable cause to search your trunk. drug dogs can't smell pills and there are other things they aren't trained to smell. there are a few ways to trick the dogs too.
if you are just taking a small amount your pocket or sock/shoe or in your jacket is probably the best place to put it. the most they can do is pat you down and if you have it in your shoe or behind your wallet or something they aren't going to feel it.
of course if you are crossing an international border and get sent to customs all of this goes out the window.

[HistoryofMadness]

If you have to transport a large quanity of something over a distance of less than one hundred miles and are a Triple A member then you can have it towed there for free.


AAA told me they only tow 3 miles, 5 if I'm a special member or whatever...

If it's small, I use the balloon method; any larger I've got a couple of places that have actually worked in a search before, and if its a lot I get my buddy to drive and just tell the cops its his... lol just kidding , that shit happened to me once and it sucks...

Luckily the cops knew he was full of shit.

[Opiyum]

Thats odd. I have first hand experience with what I mentioned. I wonder if they have changed their policies in the last couple years.
I wonder if somehow my... ummm, coverage we'll say, is different. I do have plus but as you said that would only get you two extra miles.
Fuck i dont know...even if HOM is right the amount they charge you per mile can be worth it when you look at the risk involved. Think of it as insurance your paying to ensure your message gets through and the profit is aquired.

Thanks for pointing that out HOM.

[HistoryofMadness]

Thats odd. I have first hand experience with what I mentioned. I wonder if they have changed their policies in the last couple years.
I wonder if somehow my... ummm, coverage we'll say, is different. I do have plus but as you said that would only get you two extra miles.
Fuck i dont know...even if HOM is right the amount they charge you per mile can be worth it when you look at the risk involved. Think of it as insurance your paying to ensure your message gets through and the profit is aquired.

Thanks for pointing that out HOM.

Hey Opi-1, you could take the fairy.. oh, wait, I mean the ferry...

[chemboy7]

Does the ferry go to Mongolia?

[Zoop]

If you have to transport a large quanity of something over a distance of less than one hundred miles and are a Triple A member then you can have it towed there for free.
I dont know the legalities but I would assume that the dicks cant search the car being towed, why would they anyway, and that brings up my reasoning for doin-ehm...,thinking about such a method, common sense says that when a cop pulls over a tow truck that they are doing it to provide the driver with a ticket for speeding. They arent thinking about a drug bust in that scenario.
Like I said this was my assumption and yes I know that stupid fucking expression...Ass U me whatever.
Of course this isnt ment for 20 sacks and the likes.

This is an awesome idea indeed. I have never thought of it. But, I had my car towed by AAA just a couple of months ago. I was trying to arrange for another car to be towed by them only a couple weeks ago, but they take so damn long, I just called 'em back and cancelled. I ended up limping the car over to the dealership. This one's gettin' a new tranny - all on warranty. Which is nice, but makes me wonder, why in the fuck does a five year old car need a new transmission? The make of this hunkajunk will not be named. I digress.

O.K., the only thing I'd say about this awesome AAA towing idea is that you gotta make sure your story is straight before you call the truck, like the reason why you're getting the vehicle towed to some dude's (or chick's) house and not to a shop or car dealership. Also, I'd disconnect the battery or something, just in case the tow-truck driver tries to turn the key or somethin'. Oftimes they'll hop in the driver's seat while hooking it up (or driving it up onto the ramp it it's a flatbed), so they can put it in neutral or take the brake off or somethin'. So, just in case they turn the key, you don't wanna be like, "oh, yeah, it works fine, I just wanna tow it because there's 3 ounces of heroin in the spare tire well."

AAA towing is FREE for the first 3 miles, and then only $3 for each additional mile. I got my car towed all the way across town for nine bucks. Would've been like $150-200 if not for AAA.

[chemboy7]

There is ALOT of moulding in your vehicle that, with some coaxing, snaps right off and on. I put a new stereo in my truck and to do it, I needed to pull of the moulding lining the A/C controls and stock stereo.
I thought to myself Damn, the only one who would know if i stashed anything here would either be a Belgian Malanois or David Blane. I had a car that the plastic bezel below the gear shifter by the useless coin caddy that snapped on and off. Could have hid a months supply of Manuel Noriega's nose candy in there. settle down, Beavis!

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[Curio]

hAAA...

good show Chem!

they really can tear the shyte out of the car cause they've seen it all....the under the hood dealio is new and better than any I've heard yet myself.

[Curio]

having a flashback to the Big Chill....

hey, what's wrong with the car there, tire trouble?

oh it's nothing, I got it, thanks...

as he pulls out something from the wheel/fender well area...


What do you do for a living?

Oh, I'm in sales.

Yeah, and what do you SELL?

I.....DON'T have to answer that....

[blackdog]

well lookee heeya,
AAA auto club won,'t tow a car unless it's disabled(won't start) so if they give you a hard time tell the driver and then the dispacther that the ignition keeps cutting out and it's unsafe to drive on the hiway if they still refuse ask them if they'll assume responsibilitie if'n that shit happens . dispatch will tell the driver to tow the car no worries. and also if you use your AAA plus dont abuse it basically your only allowed to use plus around 4 times a year so if its close pay for the additional mileage.
now about them k-9 dogs. unless it's a dog from the narcotics squad specifically then all there coming out with is a tracking dog. them dogs is exspensive and they dont come loaded with all them specialties.its either a tracking dog or a narcotics or somethin else.what the hell di i know you all shouldnt be doing drugs anyway so nevermind i gotta go git right.
da/dawgg:cool:
yo zoop i didnt relize there was a page 2 and you said what i said you smart brother from another mother.

[poonwhalla]

under the hood is the last place they will look but that "trick" is old as cars! hey mang what is the word...the word is

[Opiyum]

If you treat your passenger seat and back seats as a garbage can like I do then you can just throw your dope in the pile. Just put it in a celophane inside a cigarette box inside a half eaten burger inside a burger wrapper inside a brown paper bag inside a dirty T-shirt inside an empty bag of chips inside a VCR box...
Anyhow if you make a stinky enough mess then once the dicks start stirring things around overwhelming the stink of garbage and old fast food will hit their nose and before you know it their puking on the side of the road.

Not as full proof as the AAA idea but I just wanted to include the garbage pile in my car on the forum. It has personality. Someday I'll formarly introduce her to you all. That's right its a she.
My sweet Susy.

Alright already Im goin' to bed!

[alowishus]

Alright I'll give up my spot, been doing it for yrs, fake battery. use a real deep cycle, ya know type batt, hide it in the car best place is behind the trunk carpet. works much better if you have a "system" in the car, hide all wires, etc, make or VERY carefully empty out an old batt so it's just a shell, and there you go....looks real, holds lots. Also sub woofer box but cops know about that and it sucks having them rip aprt your box.

And if you lock your glove box they can't look in it, they need a search warrant, unless of course:
a) drug dog hits,
b) international border
c) you say something stupid that takes it from R.S. to P.C. and
d) they find something else in the car; plain sight rule, smell of weed, gun....

[devilsdrug]

i have definitly employed the garbage trick it does work, its like oh nevermind

[WarmCyanide]

i have definitly employed the garbage trick it does work, its like oh nevermind


watched an episode of "cops" the other day and some dude hid his dope in an empty Mcdonalds cup with the lid off. He shoved some napkins in it so the dope wouldnt fall out. Picking it up it would probably feel empty. Unless you scored BIG time:p Only reason why they found it is because he threw it out the car window.