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alowishus
07-05-2006, 07:30 PM
The pill fairy came today....again.:D


http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/806/picture1679zk.jpg


Gotta talk to her about the counts though, seem a little lite. Do you think the pill fairy is a junkie?

SirDonkeyPunch
07-05-2006, 07:31 PM
looks like 30mg morphines and are those white ones methadones?

i want a pill fairy now

caesee
07-05-2006, 11:53 PM
So what do you have to leave under the pillow for the pill fairy to come???? ummmm I will leave a crisp new $100 bill under my pillow tongiht, and hopefully when I wake up there will be a nice stash of pills for me...!!!

Opiyum
07-06-2006, 12:06 AM
Next time you see the pill fairy tell that fat bastard that I waited in bed for sixteen fucking hours and he never came. That cocksucker owes me money or my pills either way he best get it to me soon or hes gonna be the only fairy without wings!

freedomclub
07-06-2006, 09:10 AM
the scored ones look like generic 2 mg xanax except they look too yellow.

Neo
07-06-2006, 02:44 PM
Damn pill fairy does'nt seem to know where i live. I already have two teeth under my pillow, What else does he want???

Opiyum
07-06-2006, 03:43 PM
Its not your teeth dummy. Its rolled up twenty dollar bills and used needles. He uses the needles as weapons for his ongoing war with the tooth fairy.
If fact from what you say it sounds like the tooth fairy my have finally fallen in his epic war with the pill fairy.
Finally the pill fairy and the Tit fairy can live in peace.
I STILL WANT MY MONEY YOU PILL FUCKING FUCKIN'....FUC-.....You FUCKIN FAIRY!!!!

shaunclo
07-06-2006, 04:19 PM
Its not your teeth dummy. Its rolled up twenty dollar bills and used needles. He uses the needles as weapons for his ongoing war with the tooth fairy.
If fact from what you say it sounds like the tooth fairy my have finally fallen in his epic war with the pill fairy.
Finally the pill fairy and the Tit fairy can live in peace.
I STILL WANT MY MONEY YOU PILL FUCKING FUCKIN'....FUC-.....You FUCKIN FAIRY!!!!

Opiyum, what the hell have you been taking lately? You have had some seriously troubled and twisted posts lately.....whatever it is, do you have any more?

Opiyum
07-06-2006, 04:25 PM
2 parts creativity and 2 parts insanity. The second one can be found in most households across the US. As far as the first ingredient you're on your own.

shaunclo
07-06-2006, 04:41 PM
I dont think it has much to do with the 1st one at all, I think you have gone off your subs and are having some "glowing" feeling back, eh.....eh??

Opiyum
07-06-2006, 04:56 PM
I wish you were right my friend, but the last thing I would do is go back off my subs three days before my next sub appointment. Creativity is a very subjective thing you know and my posts cant always be a hit sometimes you miss but no matter. Im gonna keep on swinging.

blackdog
07-06-2006, 05:18 PM
Opiyum, what the hell have you been taking lately? You have had some seriously troubled and twisted posts lately.....whatever it is, do you have any more?


i concur....but i must say shauncio that opiyum is not a taker but au contrer,opiyum is a giver in all ways possible....and impossible i guess you can say.........

this thread will self destuct in 30 seconds......or not
i don't know who cares?????

da/dawgg.......nodding on the nod in nodsville.z.z.z.z.z.zz.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz:p

Opiyum
07-06-2006, 05:22 PM
Did you really quit your job Bdog? Whacha gonna do for da scrilla?

Oh and thanks for agreeing Im twisted troubled and uncreative. Your always there for me Daawwggg.hehehe

shaunclo
07-07-2006, 01:19 PM
Opiyum is anything but not creative, but you are twisted;)

Opiyum reminds me of an old friend I havnt seen in years who I miss very much. The most off the wall Mo Fo, one of the funniest fuckers you have ever met.

alowishus
07-07-2006, 02:45 PM
looks like 30mg morphines and are those white ones methadones?

i want a pill fairy now

Forgot all about this thread, I was passed out drooling all over myself as I wrote it.

The whites are klonopin.

caesee
07-08-2006, 12:32 AM
So what do you have to leave under the pillow for the pill fairy to come???? ummmm I will leave a crisp new $100 bill under my pillow tongiht, and hopefully when I wake up there will be a nice stash of pills for me...!!!

well I waited, and waited and the pill fairy did not show up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! urghhhh.....:D

HistoryofMadness
07-08-2006, 01:58 AM
that bearded bitch owes me money too... i heard that fucking fairy is all strung out and burning bridges all over town... I wonder if santa fired that one and this is the new one?

I hope santa keeps fucking records, or I'll kick his ass too. I'll send that fucking fenian bogjumping mick from st patty's day after him, i will.

alowishus
07-08-2006, 12:51 PM
So what do you have to leave under the pillow for the pill fairy to come???? ummmm I will leave a crisp new $100 bill under my pillow tongiht, and hopefully when I wake up there will be a nice stash of pills for me...!!!


My pill fairy found me, nice bloke too, sometimes you have too kiss a couple frogs before you find a fairy.....!!!:p :p

alowishus
07-08-2006, 05:23 PM
I've browned 150mg I've chewed and necked 240mg w/ tagament AND grapefruit juice and HAVE NO FUCKING HAPPINESS, no buzz, nothing maybe just the far far off in the distancefeeling that something had happened but now it's gone and moving faster away + I have a headache. FUCK!!!! ARRGGGHHHH!!!!

I wish I had some rigs, I've never IV'd anything but right now if I had some fucking hell YES I would, no not this SWIM asshole...... ME.

Fucking dickhead anyway He's always doing drugs and never gets anyone elsr turned on, fucking bogart. Yeah I'm talking to you swimmy my boy, grow a set.

I'm gonna brown the rest of this shit then neck 5 or 8 k-pins and if I don't die I should at least get a fucking buzz that I deserve.*

Maybe I should just start snorting grams of crystal MDMA, that'll make me feel better, right? Don't know never done the stuff but I here tell it's make you a right happy fucker.

Well? Will it fuckers? "Well where are you now, where is the buzz now that I need you......stop feeding off me!!!!"**



*Any drug use implied or intended was the sole purpose of the poster and being an asshole although NOT stupid asshole the consumption of mass amounts of morphine and benzo's is not condoned, encouraged or glamorised - drug at your own risk. And yes it can if not WILL kill you.

** Any intended similarities to the movie COOL HAND LUKE was, well, ......intended. Sue me.




God I want a buzz.:mad:

caesee
07-08-2006, 05:45 PM
Maybe I should just start snorting grams of crystal MDMA, that'll make me feel better, right? Don't know never done the stuff but I here tell it's make you a right happy fucker.


*Any drug use implied or intended was the sole purpose of the poster and being an asshole although NOT stupid asshole the consumption of mass amounts of morphine and benzo's is not condoned, encouraged or glamorised - drug at your own risk. And yes it can if not WILL kill you.

** Any intended similarities to the movie COOL HAND LUKE was, well, ......intended. Sue me.




God I want a buzz.:mad:

pure mdma powder is awsome...back in the 90's when pure mdma was around before all the pressed bullshit pills started to appear, before the raver boom of mdma,I used to get oz's of rpure for very cheap and we snort it all day long..those were the days waht a nice clean happy roll that was...ahhhhh memories..

alowishus
07-08-2006, 05:52 PM
pure mdma powder is awsome...back in the 90's when pure mdma was around before all the pressed bullshit pills started to appear, before the raver boom of mdma,I used to get oz's of rpure for very cheap and we snort it all day long..those were the days waht a nice clean happy roll that was...ahhhhh memories..

So do you think it's the kind of thing I can hover a couple rails and hang out about the house watch TV, be on the computer, and the wife won't think anything weird is going on, well weirder then normal?

caesee
07-08-2006, 06:04 PM
So do you think it's the kind of thing I can hover a couple rails and hang out about the house watch TV, be on the computer, and the wife won't think anything weird is going on, well weirder then normal?

thats a tough question have you ever had a chance to try pure mdma? you will be very, very happy and loving...purre mdma is very easy to fuction on, it is a very happy and clean high, agian as long as it is PURE...

RobOC
07-08-2006, 06:16 PM
I too was just visited by such a fairy, pill fairy that is. I went to pick up my bupes and there happened to ve a bottle of 60 vicodin ES on the counter. I have not done opiates in a while so if figured that some hydro had to do something. the next thing I knew it was in my pocket. normally i am not a theif, but common it's a pharmacy, they have more.

alowishus
07-08-2006, 07:45 PM
I too was just visited by such a fairy, pill fairy that is. I went to pick up my bupes and there happened to ve a bottle of 60 vicodin ES on the counter. I have not done opiates in a while so if figured that some hydro had to do something. the next thing I knew it was in my pocket. normally i am not a theif, but common it's a pharmacy, they have more.

And a video camera focused right on your mug as you look one way then the other and stuff it in your pocket, that's not like taking a candy bar my friend that's hard time. Every pharmacy has mutli video camera looking all over.

Don't mean to be a buzz kill, but I hope you enjoyed that high......was it 3-7 yrs worth?:rolleyes:


Stealing shit off the counter at a pharmacy.......they might go easy on you for being that D.U.M.

If I miss read this please explain, we've been having trouble w/ people whom post like men then cry like children.:argue:


Oh ya pure as your daddies....whatever or however the saying goes.....

caesee
07-08-2006, 08:37 PM
And a video camera focused right on your mug as you look one way then the other and stuff it in your pocket, that's not like taking a candy bar ny friend that's hard time. Every pharmacy has mutli video camera looking all over.

Don't mean to be a buzz kill, but I hope you enjoyed that high......was it 3-7 yrs worth?:rolleyes:


Stealing shit off the counter at a pharmacy.......they might go easy on you for being that D.U.M.

If I miss read this please explain, we've been having trouble w/ people whom post like men then cry like children.:argue:


Oh ya pure as your daddies....whatever or however the saying goes.....

very, very true I would not be going back to that pharm if I were you, and watch out for that knock on the door, since the pharm has all your personal informaiton...:( and in this case the "pill fairy" is going to be giving you an extra specail gift!!! a sent of new custom fit braclets!!!!!!!!!!

freedomclub
07-09-2006, 09:36 AM
One time at work I told a guy I was waiting for the Vicodin fairy and he misheard me and asked incredulously: "You're waiting for a Viking fairy??!!".

shaunclo
07-14-2006, 12:58 PM
So do you think it's the kind of thing I can hover a couple rails and hang out about the house watch TV, be on the computer, and the wife won't think anything weird is going on, well weirder then normal?

In My experience Alowishus, a good MDMA high is something you cannot hide. your eyes bug out wide and your thrown into a world where your deepest thoughts find a way outta your mouth. So if you ask me, no, whoever else is there with ya, they will definitely know that you are on something.

Goddamn, I do remember doing a line of pure MDMA before and it was just beautiful

HistoryofMadness
07-14-2006, 02:48 PM
In My experience Alowishus, a good MDMA high is something you cannot hide. your eyes bug out wide and your thrown into a world where your deepest thoughts find a way outta your mouth. So if you ask me, no, whoever else is there with ya, they will definitely know that you are on something.

Goddamn, I do remember doing a line of pure MDMA before and it was just beautiful

shit shaunclo I don't know what kind of X you're getting but I can't hide a good MDMA high because I'm too busy straddling the EZ Chair with my dick in a bowl of mashed potatos...

shaunclo
07-14-2006, 03:16 PM
shit shaunclo I don't know what kind of X you're getting but I can't hide a good MDMA high because I'm too busy straddling the EZ Chair with my dick in a bowl of mashed potatos...

Exactly my point, that was hillarious by the way.

There is just no way to hide a really good MDMA ride, mostly if your not usually the touchy-feely kinda person. I dont care how big of an asshole you are, you take some good X and you are a saint from heaven.

blackdog
07-15-2006, 04:20 PM
I too was just visited by such a fairy, pill fairy that is. I went to pick up my bupes and there happened to ve a bottle of 60 vicodin ES on the counter. I have not done opiates in a while so if figured that some hydro had to do something. the next thing I knew it was in my pocket. normally i am not a theif, but common it's a pharmacy, they have more.

it'll be funnie when the detectives playback the video of you perusing then pocketing the aforementioned bottle which you thought were vitamins but oddly enough when upon your arrival home you then noticed that the pharmacy screwed you and you got those damn vic's instead. just an honest mistake? we all mistakes don't we.........this reply was a mistake possibly?

da/dawgg:p

HOLY CRAP ALOWISHIS I JUST SCROLLED BACK AND CAUGHT YOUR SAME LIKE REMARKS CONCERNING SAID DEED OF JUNKINESS.......LOL GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE???????

paperrabbit
07-15-2006, 05:21 PM
no WAY could you hide being on MDMA, let alone the pure shit. Maybe a tiny dose, but if you're floored - everyone is going to know it. I could see it, you're trying to be preoccupied with the computer, but keep talking to your lady "baby, i love you...no, i reaaaally looove you. Do you want to know why?" etc. and then "can you give me a backrub?" ;)

HistoryofMadness
07-15-2006, 05:35 PM
"can you give me a backrub?"

precisely

blackdog
07-23-2006, 05:48 PM
Did you really quit your job Bdog? Whacha gonna do for da scrilla?

Oh and thanks for agreeing Im twisted troubled and uncreative. Your always there for me Daawwggg.hehehe

sayyyyy wwwwwhhaaaattttt!!
yeah wow was i bitchin about work 2 weeks ago !! holy crap i played hooky all last week and didn't make or take any calls, see if they miss me ,or need me at all .well today i went and made up with the boss along with my demands for a 2$ perhr raise and alt dispatch with his son who drives also. you can use me just dont abuse me!!
da/dawgg:cool:

devilsdrug
07-23-2006, 06:28 PM
that use to be one of my favorite sayin to that bitch of an ol lady i use to have, i mean it wasnt that bad actually since everymorn i took the tip money to go cop (she was a stripper ) and then come back and give her a wakeup she thought that gave her the right to verbally abuse me ha what fun we had me bein a kept man and all

devilsdrug
07-23-2006, 09:02 PM
no that was way way back but i did know the mrs then long story i should tell some day ha

HistoryofMadness
07-23-2006, 10:02 PM
sayyyyy wwwwwhhaaaattttt!!
yeah wow was i bitchin about work 2 weeks ago !! holy crap i played hooky all last week and didn't make or take any calls, see if they miss me ,or need me at all .well today i went and made up with the boss along with my demands for a 2$ perhr raise and alt dispatch with his son who drives also. you can use me just dont abuse me!!
da/dawgg:cool:

See that's the way you do it. If you really wanna know, walk the fuck away (if you have a legitimate complaint, like i aint had a raise in 2 years except that bs 2%). If they are gonna take care of you, they'll start by working with you. If they don't want you back, fuck'em they weren't gonna take care of ya' for the long haul anyway. I don't think this applies to a 3 month run at micky d's but you know a hard day's work for etc etc.

Sitar
07-30-2006, 03:47 AM
What in the world are those red things in the picture mixed in with the Clonazepam pills?

alowishus
07-31-2006, 07:29 PM
What in the world are those red things in the picture mixed in with the Clonazepam pills?

looks like 30mg morphines



Ding Ding Ding, tell her what she's won Jonny....

antigonemuse
07-31-2006, 07:34 PM
who told you about the fucking pill fairy.... dammit.... that bitch get around

wonder if she knows the crack fairy?

dorje
07-31-2006, 07:38 PM
One time I went to a doctor's office in my new town. The door was open. I went in and called the receptionist name. No answer. A quick peek over the counter revealed a triplicate for Dilaudid. Oh No my hand is quicker than my eye. Out to the tarmac and down to the Rx store. Thank you, you bitch, pill fairy.
Of course, other times, the pill fairy would jam me up and leave the premises before I could say wait a minute.

HistoryofMadness
07-31-2006, 11:57 PM
who told you about the fucking pill fairy.... dammit.... that bitch get around

wonder if she knows the crack fairy?

No chance. Totally different layers of the universe. Besides the crack fairy carries a gun, and that makes all the other fairies very nervous.

alowishus
08-01-2006, 07:19 PM
That bitch is off her meds!!

I ran into her once....kicked my ass in a dark corner alley, she said she was sorry - thought I was someone else that was holding back from paying her, she still took my money though, said it was for the trouble. Even when I tried to get up she'd push me back to the street; I said I wasn't the guy that's fucked you over why are you still messing w/ me......?????

Ya know she kicked a puddle at me when she left, nasty city street mud in my face, then called me a pussy and went.

I cross to the other side of the street now when I see her.