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EleusisII
11-06-2009, 07:57 PM
Found this over on bluelight, and wow... I'm speachless.
Let's all do a collective facepalm, and take a minute to appreciate a place on the web where a discussion on plugging doesn't devolve into a discussion on the intricacies on anal sphincters, and on what exactly constitutes "Gay shit".
Plus its funny as hell! ;)
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Originally Posted by !_MDMA_! http://i.bluelight.ru/bl/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?p=7489381#post7489381)
people are saying how plugging isnt gay, but why do i hear these stories of using lube for easier access. that is some gay shit, tell yourselves whatever you want. if its that important fot you to get a stronger high, might as well iv, thats where youre headed anyway
The logic of your statement makes absolutely no sense. First of all, if someone finds it difficult and uncomfortable to insert a foreign object into rectum without lube, that should be a major indication that they are NOT gay. For one, if they find it difficult to insert something rectally without lube (especially something that small), it's likely because they have a tight anal-sphincter, which would indicate that it is very rare for things to be inserted into it, suggesting that this person does not engage in anal sex. Secondly, if someone finds it that uncomfortable to insert a such a small object anally, to the point where they need to use lube to make it easier on themselves, then obviously anal penetration it is not a feeling that they enjoy.
Spork
11-06-2009, 08:01 PM
All the more reason why I don't use MDMA, look what it does to your intelligence.
GOLD N DIEMONDS
11-06-2009, 08:12 PM
SPEECHLESS IT IS!
So basically dude is stating plugging = gay
and you are better off IV than plugging to avoid become GAY????
I know I am right about the collective above IQs on OPI
thanks-EII
:)
EleusisII
11-06-2009, 08:14 PM
You gotta appreciate the logic...
Gay sex requires lube
Hence:
If plugging requires lube, then plugging = gay sex!
ItsLupus
11-06-2009, 08:16 PM
Priceless E!:D:D
Now who steps forth to lay claim to those words?
Anyone?Anyone?
SHELLEY
11-06-2009, 08:59 PM
You gotta appreciate the logic...
Gay sex requires lube
Hence:
If plugging requires lube, then plugging = gay sex!
what if you like anal sex, and you can plug but you don't use lube
but you aren't a dude at all, and therefore ass things are not gay
is plugging still gay for her?:p
GOLD N DIEMONDS
11-06-2009, 09:11 PM
what if you like anal sex, and you can plug but you don't use lube
but you aren't a dude at all, and therefore ass things are not gay
is plugging still gay for her?:p
VERY GOOD SHELLY!
So a plugging gal could
a) make lots of $$
b) turn gay lesbian via plugging???:confused:
some smarts folks down in FL.
SHELLEY
11-06-2009, 09:21 PM
VERY GOOD SHELLY!
So a plugging gal could
a) make lots of $$
b) turn gay lesbian via plugging???:confused:
some smarts folks down in FL.
that's the kind of answer i wanted! thanks GnD!
Madam Oxy
11-06-2009, 11:42 PM
For one, if they find it difficult to insert something rectally without lube (especially something that small), it's likely because they have a tight anal-sphincter, which would indicate that it is very rare for things to be inserted into it, suggesting that this person does not engage in anal sex. Secondly, if someone finds it that uncomfortable to insert a such a small object anally, to the point where they need to use lube to make it easier on themselves, then obviously anal penetration it is not a feeling that they enjoy.
Couldn't they also be known as a 'tight-ass'? :eyebrow:
EleusisII
11-07-2009, 12:05 AM
Priceless E!:D:D
Now who steps forth to lay claim to those words?
Anyone?Anyone?
Heh, actually the bottom guy (heh-heh) who goes through so much trouble to fight the first guys logic, AND WHO, FOR WHATEVER WEIRD REASON, SEEMS TO BE VERY FAMILIAR WITH THE ASS AND ITS TERMINOLOGY, happens to be the cream of the current newbie crop: NYJunkie!
Have you guys met? Quite an interesting character!
GOLD N DIEMONDS
11-07-2009, 03:39 AM
Wait- HE STATED HE WAS NOT IN TO PLUGGING?
mmmmmm more BS
rectal bs= plugging
Jesus! It's Bluelight-what do expect?
In all fairness,there are some really sharp guys on Bluelight.The problem is their many,MANY absolute fools as well.
malibustacey
11-07-2009, 06:00 AM
Oh my god, just nearly fell of my chair at work laughing at that! What a nobhead!!
southernbelle
11-07-2009, 06:24 AM
Icky, where's that picture of Captain Picard with his head in his hands? That's the only thing I can say about this....
why do i hear these stories of using lube for easier access. that is some gay shit
Good to know that lube = gay. My husband recently had to have a colonoscopy and says they used lube... so now he's gay? Oh, great. Or was he already gay before, hence his willingness to allow the use of lube? How could I not have known!? Jesus, I feel like such an idiot!
Flowergirl
11-07-2009, 06:48 AM
I was about to post what Syd. just did. Husband had procedure. Now he's gay. Shit. We were happily married for almost 8 years, and now he went homo on me. I'm in mourning now. So long, fulfilling sex life, so long.
You gotta appreciate the logic...
Gay sex requires lube
Hence:
If plugging requires lube, then plugging = gay sex!
he would for sure fail the LSAT
EleusisII
11-07-2009, 10:18 AM
LOL!
"Why won't you get a colonoscopy"
"Cause it's gay as hell, that's why!"
"What do you mean, it's a medical procedure? The doctors that perform it surely won't get any sexual pleasure from it!"
"Oh yeah? Then why do i hear these stories of using lube for easier access. that is some gay shit!"
* JAW HITS FLOOR *
And all we need now, is NYJ to chime in with a nice long rant on the specifics on rectal administration and sphincters!
DreamCatcher
11-07-2009, 10:24 AM
You gotta appreciate the logic...
Gay sex requires lube
Hence:
If plugging requires lube, then plugging = gay sex!
So that means that gay sex is actually...=plugging! So all gay people are addicted to opiods? :D
Ickyuck
11-07-2009, 10:32 AM
Hrmmph. Picard uses lube and, welll, and, uh...
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7320/picardinthenude.jpg
Shadowsblaze
11-07-2009, 11:24 AM
Now I know why no one can score with Icky, she's got an older man, candy man Jon Luke. Love love love; love love love.
pain-pateint
11-07-2009, 11:47 AM
Jesus! It's Bluelight-what do expect?
In all fairness,there are some really sharp guys on Bluelight.The problem is their many,MANY absolute fools as well.
Nick ---
Although this no doubt exposes my naivete, I still have to axe: When you say "What do you expect, it's Bluelight," I get that you don't think much of Bluelight, but your condemnation indicates that there are certain, well.....attributes, I guess, about Bluelight, that we should know.
I have in fact browsed Bluelight before and while I think its content on opiates has been developed by young, inexperienced kids, I can't say I've seen anything that would make me reach conclusions about the intelligence of those posting there.
So, what is it about Bluelight that you dislike?
M
Nick ---
Although this no doubt exposes my naivete, I still have to axe: When you say "What do you expect, it's Bluelight," I get that you don't think much of Bluelight, but your condemnation indicates that there are certain, well.....attributes, I guess, about Bluelight, that we should know.
I have in fact browsed Bluelight before and while I think its content on opiates has been developed by young, inexperienced kids, I can't say I've seen anything that would make me reach conclusions about the intelligence of those posting there.
So, what is it about Bluelight that you dislike?
M
It's not always the case,but there's a lot of kids posting bad information.In fact some of it is dangerous.Plus,Bluelight has grown to such an extent that any sense of community has evaporated.The same complaints are also true of drug forum.
That's just a personal complaint and maybe I just had a bad experience.Problem with that is I've checked out both sites on numerous occasions over a period of years.
southernbelle
11-07-2009, 02:41 PM
Hrmmph. Picard uses lube and, welll, and, uh...
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/7320/picardinthenude.jpg
That is one fine looking bald headed man.....:D
RaZeR
11-07-2009, 03:18 PM
Haha thanx I needed a laugh. :D Yeah that's one of the reasons I was glad to become a member of this board. Maybe the screening people and limited registration isn't such a bad thing considering the alternatives. Bluelight may have some good information but it's kinda overun with kids and morons. It's kinda like amature night around there, I'd rather chat with the professionals.:)
Madam Oxy
11-07-2009, 04:57 PM
Good to know that lube = gay. My husband recently had to have a colonoscopy and says they used lube... so now he's gay? Oh, great. Or was he already gay before, hence his willingness to allow the use of lube? How could I not have known!? Jesus, I feel like such an idiot!
I was about to post what Syd. just did. Husband had procedure. Now he's gay. Shit. We were happily married for almost 8 years, and now he went homo on me. I'm in mourning now. So long, fulfilling sex life, so long.
I'm sorry to tell you both this...the wife is always the last to know. It's okay, it's okay...you're both going to be fine..this doesn't mean that he loves you any less, not at all.... ;) hahaha
Oh man...I know many a good woman has had to have that talk...let's be thankful that we haven't tho. haha
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