My Dog the Pod Head

[slugbone]

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not really, but a word of warning folks for the careless like me who got the shit scared out of me and nearly got my dog OD'd.

after imbibing last night (metamucil & grounds thanks corny EDIT) i was a little in and out of it, then i hear this crunching noise that brings me out of it enough to look around.. normally the dog hangs with me on the couch, probably in order to watch over me to make sure i'm not dead as normally when i'm high i lay on the couch immobile. funny how pets are like that. they don't care or judge, they just wanna hang with you - he sits on my lap or watches me play guitar.

anyway - this time i was careless and my hefty sack full o' pods i left the bottom cabinet open and he got into it and drug out some pods and was chewing away on them until i yelled at him to stop. i pulled out the pod stuff still in his mouth and got nervous wondering how much he had actually eaten (small 10 pound dog).

so i'm thinking damn i can't take him to the animal hospital and tell them my dog just OD'd on pods, i started worrying that he would conk out on me right there. fortuneatley i don't think he got much in him, hell i'm no vet so i wouldn't know how it would effect him but for the next 1/2 hour my buzz was gone as i worried about my dog.

he's ok but word of warning, keep the dog away from your arrangements dammit!

[Cornburglar]

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not really, but a word of warning folks for the careless like me who got the shit scared out of me and nearly got my dog OD'd.

after imbibing last night (metamucil & grounds thanks jacky) i was a little in and out of it, then i hear this crunching noise that brings me out of it enough to look around.. normally the dog hangs with me on the couch, probably in order to watch over me to make sure i'm not dead as normally when i'm high i lay on the couch immobile. funny how pets are like that. they don't care or judge, they just wanna hang with you - he sits on my lap or watches me play guitar.

anyway - this time i was careless and my hefty sack full o' pods i left the bottom cabinet open and he got into it and drug out some pods and was chewing away on them until i yelled at him to stop. i pulled out the pod stuff still in his mouth and got nervous wondering how much he had actually eaten (small 10 pound dog).

so i'm thinking damn i can't take him to the animal hospital and tell them my dog just OD'd on pods, i started worrying that he would conk out on me right there. fortuneatley i don't think he got much in him, hell i'm no vet so i wouldn't know how it would effect him but for the next 1/2 hour my buzz was gone as i worried about my dog.

he's ok but word of warning, keep the dog away from your arrangements dammit!

haaayyyyyy..... :D

metamucil & grounds is my recipe! cmon, give the corn-dog credit where credit is due! i get no respect, i tell ya... :mad::):D... j/k. i dont really care

[HistoryofMadness]

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not really, but a word of warning folks for the careless like me who got the shit scared out of me and nearly got my dog OD'd.

after imbibing last night (metamucil & grounds thanks jacky) i was a little in and out of it, then i hear this crunching noise that brings me out of it enough to look around.. normally the dog hangs with me on the couch, probably in order to watch over me to make sure i'm not dead as normally when i'm high i lay on the couch immobile. funny how pets are like that. they don't care or judge, they just wanna hang with you - he sits on my lap or watches me play guitar.

anyway - this time i was careless and my hefty sack full o' pods i left the bottom cabinet open and he got into it and drug out some pods and was chewing away on them until i yelled at him to stop. i pulled out the pod stuff still in his mouth and got nervous wondering how much he had actually eaten (small 10 pound dog).

so i'm thinking damn i can't take him to the animal hospital and tell them my dog just OD'd on pods, i started worrying that he would conk out on me right there. fortuneatley i don't think he got much in him, hell i'm no vet so i wouldn't know how it would effect him but for the next 1/2 hour my buzz was gone as i worried about my dog.

he's ok but word of warning, keep the dog away from your arrangements dammit!

My dog likes to chew on stems and nod on the couch.

And CB is the one to credit for the fiber/optics viewing recipe... I thought it was good too!

[slugbone]

haaayyyyyy..... :D

metamucil & grounds is my recipe! cmon, give the corn-dog credit where credit is due! i get no respect, i tell ya... :mad::):D... j/k. i dont really care

my bad i should have said corny i remember that thread jacky jumped in with another suggestion but yep, you get props for that dude. and to make it even more ironic i would have remembered that it was you if not for your awesome recipie fukking up my memory so bad!

corny= da man...

[Cornburglar]

my bad i should have said corny i remember that thread jacky jumped in with another suggestion but yep, you get props for that dude. and to make it even more ironic i would have remembered that it was you if not for your awesome recipie fukking up my memory so bad!

corny= da man...

no biggie. Yasee, my obsession with getting even the most minute credit for doing something right comes from being married and being so used to doing everything completely wrong!:p

[Cornburglar]

Spoken like my better half. ~ love, The Ball-and-Chain


:mad: ..grrr... women. You can't live with them and you can't live, well, with them either. :cool:

You'se broads are all the same!:D

[alowishus]

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not really, but a word of warning folks for the careless like me who got the shit scared out of me and nearly got my dog OD'd.

after imbibing last night (metamucil & grounds thanks corny EDIT) i was a little in and out of it, then i hear this crunching noise that brings me out of it enough to look around.. normally the dog hangs with me on the couch, probably in order to watch over me to make sure i'm not dead as normally when i'm high i lay on the couch immobile. funny how pets are like that. they don't care or judge, they just wanna hang with you - he sits on my lap or watches me play guitar.

anyway - this time i was careless and my hefty sack full o' pods i left the bottom cabinet open and he got into it and drug out some pods and was chewing away on them until i yelled at him to stop. i pulled out the pod stuff still in his mouth and got nervous wondering how much he had actually eaten (small 10 pound dog).

so i'm thinking damn i can't take him to the animal hospital and tell them my dog just OD'd on pods, i started worrying that he would conk out on me right there. fortuneatley i don't think he got much in him, hell i'm no vet so i wouldn't know how it would effect him but for the next 1/2 hour my buzz was gone as i worried about my dog.

he's ok but word of warning, keep the dog away from your arrangements dammit!



What kind of dog?

He saw you monkey-ing w/ the pods and he just wanted to do what you do, I feel for ya, my dogs are as much a part of my famliy as the humans are.

Forgot who said this but......"women, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em....." Always made me laugh, for some reason I think it was Bill Murray, anyone anyone....?

[Sitar]

Animals getting high:

I have a friend who had gotten high on his daily dose of pods, and had left several stems/knobs lying on his coffee table. Since he was living on his own at the time, he felt no need to immediately put things away or be secretive about it.

However, he had neglected to follow the rules of the warning sticker from his pod boxes, which warns people to "not let animals eat these floral products". He left the room for a few minutes and in the process, left his dog exposed to the stems and knobs on the table.

A few minutes later, he noticed a chewing and crunching noise coming from the other room. When he went back in to see what the dog was eating, he was alarmed to see that the dog had eaten about 4 or 5 of the pod stems and had chewed up a few more. He immediately removed the stems and the rest of the material from the dog's access and put it all away.

Apparently, shortly after ingesting the poppy straw, the dog (which weighs about 60 pounds) was all dopey and laid on the floor in a daze all evening. My friend says that his dog was just zonked out for hours, and it was another full day or so before the dog could poop again.

The dog survived (and managed to avoid a habit - haha), but this story serves as a strong reminder to everyone: Always follow the rules and warnings on the pod boxes! Okay, maybe you can break one of them.... but certainly keep kids and animals away from them!

[alowishus]

What warnings? Where? On what boxes?
I've never had any boxes w/ any warnings on them before.

Maybe something like "oopps looks like you're getting low, time to order more."

That would be helpful.:D

[bronyraur]

f*ck'ed up my post. see post #14. sorry.

[blackdog]

women,ya can't live with'em
ya can't shoot'em
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da/dawgg

[bronyraur]

good to hear the pooch is OK.

I have to keep my stash far out of my dog's reach; she's only 2 lbs (and full-grown), it only takes an 1/8th of a mg of Dilaudid to knock her out at the vet.

here's my little girl if you're interested (or not)

[Sitar]

In regard to my story above:

There is a certain pod supplier that slaps a sticker on all of their boxes, which to paraphrase, says something like this:

"These florals and herbs are for decorative purposes only and are not intended for human consumption. Do not allow children or pets to play with or eat these floral products."

My friend did not adhere to these indications, allowing his pet dog to eat several stems, which caused the dog to remain in a stupor for several hours, in addition to constipating the animal well into the next day.

Funny stuff if you ask me.

[goagirl23]

My dog once got into the garbage and ate a few ounces of pot trimmings that had just been cooked and strained to make pot brownies. They were still heavily saturated in the butter too. It was awfull, she started getting really spooked, panicking, shaking all over, her eyes kept rolling, and she even peed all over herself.

Needless to say I was freaked out and had to take her to the vet. I had no choice to tell them what happened. They kept her for about an hour. When I came to pick her up her face and chest was black from the amount of charcoal they used to pump her stomach (white dog).

As I spoke with the Dr. telling him how bad and stupid I felt. He assured me that "These things happen, especially in a liberal place like the Bay area" and that he had just sent home a dog yesterday that ate his owners coke stash and was in there for a week. Then his advice for take home, after care was to buy her a burrito and stick her in front of the tv for the rest of the night!

So yeah, that whole situation sucked but Im so glad I have a cool vet! After that ordeal, lesson learned for me!