Does Rice in My Heroin Mean Its from South-East Asia ??

[More Feen]

Some dude I know complained about there being rice (yes, honest to God grains of rice) in the stamped bags of Heroin he recently acquired.

I told him that I wasn't 100% sure, because..., I mean, Heroin really ain't my bag, but that the presence of Rice probably indicates that his Heroin originated in Asia--probably South-East Asia.

It might also act as a kind of "code" among the Heroin traffickers--those in The Trade anyway--to indicate the type of Heroin (Two grains of rice = S.E.A. #4 "Smokable", Three grains = SEA #3,etc...).

As long as I was bullshitting him, I also explained that if his Heroin had originated from Afghanistan, there would probably be some hummus, or a few CousCous in the bag instead of rice. Likewise, bags of Heroin from Mexico & Colombia usually have a few "Frijoles" in there. I think the number code is consistant throughout the world though: 2 grains of rice = 2 beans = 2 couscous, etc....

I told him that he should be thankful that The French Connection was no more, because those goddamn freakin Frogs use to jam escargot into their dime bags. Disgusting! The snail's slime would moisten and then clump-up the H, and in a week or two (during transport) the "Heroin snotball" would dry-out to a rock hard consistency. Since it was protein-based (snail mucus) the proteins would permanently denature in their concrete-like state.

Good luck trying cooking-up some of that shyte!

But Honestly folks, do some dealers add a few grains of rice to their H bags to act as a dessicant and keep the H from clumping? Or is it an attempt to make their bags look larger & weigh more?

What are some of the most-unusual things SWIY have found in their bags?

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[clonaze-whammed]

Man this title made me laugh out loud. funny shit.

[skc74]

No,it means your friend should be more careful eating whilst opening his bags up!!! probably nodded out,dribbled all over it,then gone"what the fu*k,theres rice in my shit!" in the uk our dealers put one pence coins in the deals to indicate its straight off a 1kilo block...(nah,not true,i'm f-in with ya,sometimes your lucky to even get drugs in the bags!!!:D

[Papa Verine]

They do it here too sometimes. You'll find a piece of rice in the bag. I've always been told it's used as a dessicant.

[wisegal]

no, i have never brough heroin.
but this guy i got a bag of weed from recently put a little rock/pebble inside! My guess was to weigh it down.

[Duckfeet]

That's right, keeps the shit dry...or your dealer was eating take-out when he put an xtra step on your bag...:rolleyes:

They do it here too sometimes. You'll find a piece of rice in the bag. I've always been told it's used as a dessicant.

[mikey5string]

my mom puts rice in the salt shaker.

she sells salt though, this is to beat people on the weight of the dimes they buy.

[Paregoric Kid]

yeah I doubt the rice is an indicator of where the heroin originated from. I got a good laugh though. but yeah the likely explanation of why the rice was in it in the first place was to prevent moisture and clumping.

[DanCollins]

Swim hasn't copped H enough to have any funny stories, but man, this thread makes me laugh.

Only things that have happened to Swim are things like he's picking up a lot of rolls with his usual oc and his dealer will have "accidently" put a bag of xanax in with the ecstasy. The dealer then calls him asking him to check and see if certain other pills are there and if so, to bring them back, which swim did immediately. He never knew if it was a test, but if it was, he passed.
Another time the same dealer called swim asking if he could search his car because he might have dropped an oc 80 in the front (the dealer is blind and swim was driving him around that day while he did his business). You can believe swim spent all morning in his driveway tearing apart the front seat hahahaha.

Sorry to deviate much from the original topic though! I'm learning

[EleusisII]

No it means you bought it from an idiot...

Latest research also indicate that, surprisingly enough, other people than asians eat rice.

Srsly though wtf?!? "I bought an 8 ball of coke and found beans in it, does that mean it's from Mexico?!?"

[wisegal]

Swim hasn't copped H enough to have any funny stories, but man, this thread makes me laugh.

Only things that have happened to Swim are things like he's picking up a lot of rolls with his usual oc and his dealer will have "accidently" put a bag of xanax in with the ecstasy. The dealer then calls him asking him to check and see if certain other pills are there and if so, to bring them back, which swim did immediately. He never knew if it was a test, but if it was, he passed.
Another time the same dealer called swim asking if he could search his car because he might have dropped an oc 80 in the front (the dealer is blind and swim was driving him around that day while he did his business). You can believe swim spent all morning in his driveway tearing apart the front seat hahahaha.

Sorry to deviate much from the original topic though! I'm learning
he is seriously BLIND and sells drugs? sounds dangerous...He must be very careful who he serves, and must trust those he does. damn you should consider yourself lucky

[DanCollins]

Yeah, he has an INCREDIBLY good network of people, family, and friends, and anyone who fucks him, well, they get taken care of. He's not blind from birth, went blind from a bullet when he was about 17. Really, really nice guy, and he trusts swim more than almost anyone he knows, he loves that guy haha. Swim is very lucky and knows it, and makes sure to treat the guy with all the respect he deserves!
Swim could easily write a very interesting story about this guys life, that's for sure.

[Duckfeet]

Hahahaha...

No it means you bought it from an idiot...

Latest research also indicate that, surprisingly enough, other people than asians eat rice.

Srsly though wtf?!? "I bought an 8 ball of coke and found beans in it, does that mean it's from Mexico?!?"

[ryan]

I bought some BTH and it had some rather foul smelling anal grease inside of it...does that mean it came from a mexican mans asshole?

Why yes jimmy, that is how BTH is made!

[Thai_Stick]

Ok ok ok, but what does it mean when you find an 8-ball of coke in a can of refried beans?

[EleusisII]

Ok ok ok, but what does it mean when you find an 8-ball of coke in a can of refried beans?
It means its your lucky fucking day! Buy lotterytickets, hit on hot chicks, and report back here!

[nodrover]

Back when I was in the middle of a decent habit, I started buying "half stacks"(5 bundles), or full stacks (10 buns). Once I started buying in these quantities, my supplier would invite me into the house (instead of me waiting at the back door), and I got to see where his stuff was and how it was stored. He had one of those big black trash bags, filled up with rice, with bundles rubber banded together floating in the rice. Once the transaction took place, he would give me one of those gallon freezer bags, fill it with rice, and put my purchase inside it. He insisted I do this (especially during the summer months) so the dope would be protected from the humidity. And it actually did a good job of it. Once I started getting the rice with my dope, I never had a problem with powder sticking to the inside of the bag or clumping up at all.

[Skagnetti]

I can understand perhaps a grain of rice in my dime bag, but over the past week I've been getting


THREE GRAINS! Sure, it keeps the product dry, or whatever, but I think three is bullshit.

[More Feen]

No it means you bought it from an idiot...

Latest research also indicate that, surprisingly enough, other people than asians eat rice.

Srsly though wtf?!? "I bought an 8 ball of coke and found beans in it, does that mean it's from Mexico?!?"


Have you heard 'bout the footballer named Archie Gemmill?

Most understood the man. Then there were those who understood very little of anything....

[More Feen]

No it means you bought it from an idiot...

Latest research also indicate that, surprisingly enough, other people than asians eat rice.

Srsly though wtf?!? "I bought an 8 ball of coke and found beans in it, does that mean it's from Mexico?!?"


Ah, now there's a life well spent.

[Oakleyskier]

i hope your being funny. i love the trying to sound smart "is this a code for south east asia dope" hahaha maybe the jokes on me that i dont even realize this is a joke, but to echo the other thoughts its to keep the humidity out.

[jo-jo]

Thanks for the laugh! I, unlike others apparently, understood that the Asia thing was a JOKE!

Anywho...Mikey5, have your mom hook me up with a bundle of salt later on please, I've got some cooking to do! LOL :D

[More Feen]

i hope your being funny. i love the trying to sound smart "is this a code for south east asia dope" hahaha maybe the jokes on me that i dont even realize this is a joke, but to echo the other thoughts its to keep the humidity out.


I was trying to be funny/stupid. I had just tried some of my friend's H--was my first time using H ever!

I had cleaned-up two of her H bags (Na carbonate/chloroform extraction/ hydrochloric acid/ bicarb buffer in a saline vehicle)--it turned out pretty nice.

Anyway, when I opened the bags, there were 1-2 grains of rice in them. I thought it was kind of strange, then I remembered that some restaurants put rice in their salt shakers in the summer to keep the humidity from clumping the salt.

Figured that was the reason. I was happy at first--thinking the rice was a nice hard "rock" of clumped-up H, but when it didn't dissolve, or break-up, I removed it.

Cheers,

M F

[More Feen]

Thanks for the laugh! I, unlike others apparently, understood that the Asia thing was a JOKE!

Anywho...Mikey5, have your mom hook me up with a bundle of salt later on please, I've got some cooking to do! LOL :D


Thank you!

I put the post out there to be funny, cause I never really expected there to be rice in a bag of heroin. Never heard of such a thing--so I figured others hadn't heard of it either.

Humor is an odd thing: 60% of people will like it, 35% will ignore it, and 5% are too fucking stupid to understand it.

Glad that you're in the 60% Jo-Jo !

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[Duckfeet]

...and 5% will figure I was just trying to slide out of starting a stupid thread..."I was just *joking!*...:rolleyes:

But yep: was funny...:)

Thank you!

I put the post out there to be funny, cause I never really expected there to be rice in a bag of heroin. Never heard of such a thing--so I figured others hadn't heard of it either.

Humor is an odd thing: 60% of people will like it, 35% will ignore it, and 5% are too fucking stupid to understand it.

Glad that you're in the 60% Jo-Jo !

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[Ragdoll]

:D :D :D :D :D

[Papa Verine]

I get these bags around here with nothing in them but dope. I think they're from Ethiopia or something...

[Indy]

I honestly don't see how you can read the original post and think he was serious about it, especially when he said at the end of it: "But Honestly folks, do some dealers add a few grains of rice to their H bags to act as a dessicant and keep the H from clumping?"

[chopstix]

Srsly though wtf?!? "I bought an 8 ball of coke and found beans in it, does that mean it's from Mexico?!?"

Kinda funny you say that, I had dealers years ago cutting tar with dried pinto beans; my friend was a smoker and I was IV, she called me one day and hammered on me for shooting up pinto beans, I kinda figured better to shoot them (filtered through cotton) than to fucking smoke them..

[mikey5string]

I honestly don't see how you can read the original post and think he was serious about it, especially when he said at the end of it: "But Honestly folks, do some dealers add a few grains of rice to their H bags to act as a dessicant and keep the H from clumping?"




that part actually made sense to me.

but i wonder what the broccoli and cheese is for?

[Indy]

that part actually made sense to me.

but i wonder what the broccoli and cheese is for?

Broccoli? Maybe the dealers aren't as evil as they seem, and they put broccoli in their dope to keep kids away from it!

[OverDriven]

It's to keep it dry, but I would be pissed if they are counting that towards the weight you're buying. Believe it or not, 3 grains of rice would take up a significant amount of the weight of a .1g bag.

[odd]

Ok ok ok, but what does it mean when you find an 8-ball of coke in a can of refried beans?


OK, THIS made me fucking laugh:p

[More Feen]

Okay there ODD & others,

Me and a friend who usually use pharm. opies decided to try H for the first time a few weeks ago.

Long story short, there was 1-2 grains of rice in the bags--great! A dessicant.

While using-up what H there was, I thought starting a thread, this thread, would make people laugh, chuckle a bit, anyway! :)

Totally, 100%, heroin-induced attempt at humour.

If you usually like my replies, but HATED this thread, then blame the H (a bit, & me).

Cheers y'all! (a mix of Brit & Yankee influence: is that fucker a Skit, a Yank--or what???!!!)

M F

[Duckfeet]

It was a funny thread: I liked it.

[More Feen]

Gracias Duckfeet!

M F

[EleusisII]

Disregard!

[FlapJack]

In the middle of summer sometimes the shit will melt in the bags and it's impossible to get every bit of it out so some stamps will start being double sealed till the end of summer. If you're buying a brick or somehitng in summer it'll be in a sandwich baggie filled with rice. Rice absorbs moisture from the air.

[pdxninja]

a homie got a bean in his tar once.
heh. no joke.

[More Feen]

a homie got a bean in his tar once.
heh. no joke.


Lemme guess, Mexicano Black Tar??

It would work the same as the rice would, if the frijole was dried.

M F

[Tofu-Kitty]

Hmm rice in heroin, could it be panda herion? ;)