The drug gods must hate me

[mrb0jangles]

Okay I have been sick as hell these past couple days because I haven't had any luck finding anything and short on funds. Anyways so today I ended up getting a couple Roxi's to hold me over.

So I'm shaving up the first pill on a plate and all of a sudden it flings like 2 feet and goes down a hole in my fucking laptop! It was such a freak accident and I even saw it go down the hole. No luck on getting it out either so now I'm back to being sick and pissed off since I can hear the pill rattling in my laptop :mad:

[mikey5string]

you must not be that sick....

[nick]

Don't you own a hammer?

Seriously,if it can get into your laptop............you can get it out.

[mikey5string]

just crush your whole laptop up and plug it.

[JonnyMohawk]

So I'm shaving up the first pill on a plate and all of a sudden it flings like 2 feet and goes down a hole in my fucking laptop! It was such a freak accident and I even saw it go down the hole. No luck on getting it out either so now I'm back to being sick and pissed off since I can hear the pill rattling in my laptop :mad:

I wouldn't give up that easily, especially if I'm sick.

I'll help you out.


How to open a laptop a step by step guide with pictures (http://forums.digitaltrends.com/showthread.php?t=9300)

[mrb0jangles]

you must not be that sick....

I had another pill but it just got me well. I wanted to get fucked up

Don't you own a hammer?

Seriously,if it can get into your laptop............you can get it out.

I tried taking it apart but it won't budge without me prying it apart and it felt like it was going to break. Not worth ruining my laptop for a 30mg no matter how bad I want it lol.

[Larry]

That comp would of already been torn apart

[Raekwon]

If you were really sick, you wouldnt be typing this thread you'd be taking that laptop apart so quick.

At least i know i would.

[mrb0jangles]

I had already given up because I dwell on stuff so much that when something like this happens I have to let it go after awhile or it will just make everything that much worse. BUT good news! I looked up a good guide (thanks jonnymohawk) and I got the little bastard out! Put my laptop back together and works fine. I'm horrible with laptops btw.

[mikey5string]

good for you man. and props to johnnymohawk for actually taking the time to help you out and not post some smart ass remark like me.:rolleyes: enjoy!

[taj]

good for you man. and props to johnnymohawk for actually taking the time to help you out and not post some smart ass remark like me.:rolleyes: enjoy!


ha ha, totally, I was just about to rep johnnymohawk for helping a fellow opiophile out,

glad you were able to rescue that 30 mg mr.b, that would have driven me crazy if everytime I looked at my laptop I knew there was a goody trapped inside

[libertine]

I wouldn't give up that easily, especially if I'm sick.

I'll help you out.


How to open a laptop a step by step guide with pictures (http://forums.digitaltrends.com/showthread.php?t=9300)



after 3 months of heroin, and i wake up today stained-glass, retrograde from all the expression i've smeared out, sullenly taking buprenorphine and ignoring phone calls from another junky lover, this is the nicest thing i've seen all day

[chinaski]

dude lookup the manual online. All laptops can be completely disassembled. Sometimes it's kind of hard but not if you have any mechanical skills. Can I have it if I get it out? Haha I mean can SWIM have it. Whatever. Just get the damn thing out, it is so possible.

[rosebud]

I had already given up because I dwell on stuff so much that when something like this happens I have to let it go after awhile or it will just make everything that much worse. BUT good news! I looked up a good guide (thanks jonnymohawk) and I got the little bastard out! Put my laptop back together and works fine. I'm horrible with laptops btw.

Glad you got it out. I was imagining losing your mind for the next ___ days as you hear that little beaatch roll around in there everytime you use your LT. That would be an excellent way to torture a junky though.....

JM is a great guy who just has a really spectacular aura about him! :p

[lotus]

i've got the rip'd apart lap top.......seriously. even after all these years, i've yet to fathom how the fukin thing got in there either...

something that'd never dawn'd on me till after - maybe a vaccume could suck it out.

the laptop - no, it never work'd again. couldn't even put it back together. i still have it, laying in his work room, like a dead rape victim lying in a ditch.

goddamn i do not miss that shit.

[duck]

you owe Johnny Mohawk at least $5 bro

[nosferatu123454321]

the other day swim was fixing up in the bathroom, and well, swim was pretty sick and couldn't wait much longer. so swim became sloppy and accidently dropped both of the roxies down the drain!!! swim was completely speechless and thought all hope was lost and that it would be a long day. well, swim wasn't giving up that easily and proceeded to tear apart the pipes under the sink and fished around a bit and actually found both of them! lol the water hadn't ran since the previous night, so the roxies were fine! swim was very lucky. swim would've been screwed if the water had ran anytime during the day.

swim thanks the Opie Gods for that one.

[JonnyMohawk]

the other day swim was fixing up in the bathroom, and well, swim was pretty sick and couldn't wait much longer. so swim became sloppy and accidently dropped both of the roxies down the drain!!! swim was completely speechless and thought all hope was lost and that it would be a long day. well, swim wasn't giving up that easily and proceeded to tear apart the pipes under the sink and fished around a bit and actually found both of them!


Thats a true Junkie for ya!

One time I had an oxy 80 fall down in between the leather upholstery in my Audi, I had to tear it to get it out :[

[wisegal]

just crush your whole laptop up and plug it.


LOLHAHLMFAOROFLHAHAHHA

[mrb0jangles]

the other day swim was fixing up in the bathroom, and well, swim was pretty sick and couldn't wait much longer. so swim became sloppy and accidently dropped both of the roxies down the drain!!! swim was completely speechless and thought all hope was lost and that it would be a long day. well, swim wasn't giving up that easily and proceeded to tear apart the pipes under the sink and fished around a bit and actually found both of them! lol the water hadn't ran since the previous night, so the roxies were fine! swim was very lucky. swim would've been screwed if the water had ran anytime during the day.

swim thanks the Opie Gods for that one.

NICE! I swear I felt so fucking good once I saw that beautiful blue A215 beauty come falling out of my laptop.

I once was in my Jeep and was done fixing up and was putting the cap back on my bottle with the leftover pills in it. And I snapped the lid down too hard or something and the pills went flying up towards my windshield and went down my AC vents. Long story short...a week later while I'm driving down the road I hear something and look down and there are 3-4 Roxi's laying in my floor. It felt like fucking CHRISTMAS!

[OverDriven]

just crush your whole laptop up and plug it.

Holy shit I loled. :D

[PriceofPills]

Glad to hear you got it out without completely destroying your laptop. The most interesting time something like this happened to me was one day before work I was getting ready to crush up one of those shitty Teva 80's on my bathroom counter when it flew into the sink and down the drain. I was already running late and had another one so I just did it and went to work.

So, fast foreward 9 hours, I'm home from work, starting to come down and out of pills when I decide to check the trap in the sink. As i dump the pipe out and sort through the random nastyness , I finally see a large clear gel blob, about 5x the normal size of the pill, with the numbe 93 still visable ontop of it....did I eat it? You betcha, but I did spend a couple minutes removing the hairs stuck to it.

[nuts4roxies]

good to hear you were lucky enough to get the pill back a few months ago swim had gone 4 days of being sick before swims roomate got a batch of roxies swim was so happy he jokingly wrestled with his roommate with the little blue roxie in his hand long story short the pill went flying across the room to never be seen again. considering swim owed his roomate 60 bucks his roomate was not doing swim any favors after 4 hours of frantic search in which everything was removed from swims room the pill still remained unfound sometimes when sick i dream of stumbling across it

[More Feen]

Glad you got what your laptop took from you.

I was going to agree with you and say "forgetaboutit!" With the suggestion that when your laptop gets obsolete, that you be sure and remember what lil'prize was left inside, so before tossing it in the rubbish bin, you tear that sumbitch apart.

Glad to hear it worked out for ya!

M F

[LongKissGoodNite]

just crush your whole laptop up and plug it.

Oh my god bro .. I almost died. Funny funny funny shit

[theDeanofGreen]

good to hear you were lucky enough to get the pill back a few months ago swim had gone 4 days of being sick before swims roomate got a batch of roxies swim was so happy he jokingly wrestled with his roommate with the little blue roxie in his hand long story short the pill went flying across the room to never be seen again. considering swim owed his roomate 60 bucks his roomate was not doing swim any favors after 4 hours of frantic search in which everything was removed from swims room the pill still remained unfound sometimes when sick i dream of stumbling across it

I have dropped about 10 norco 10mg in my room and have still not found them, pills can really be bastards sometimes, I have torn my room apart looking for those fucking things and still can't seem to find em.

[PriceofPills]

You'd be surprised how far an OC 80 can bounce....I think my record is 6 yards now.

[Michael]

I second the bouncing pill theory.

while on a friends balcony, I reached into my pocket to grab a 40mg and i fumbled it somehow as i pulled it out and it slipped through my fingers and bounced under the railing and sailed onto the apartment below his' balcony.

ended up going downstairs and asked for it :P

[OxiContinKing]

You'd be surprised how far an OC 80 can bounce....I think my record is 6 yards now.

they like to roll, especially under things. i dont think too many other things piss me off like that does. your already to get high, and drop it by accident. you tell yourself, 'ok, it could only gone this direction, around this area.' but you search and search and search and dont find shit. you think you are going crazy because you keep checking the same spots over and over again, still, with no result. turns out, that little bastard rolled under the fridge or the washer/dryer, which is way outta the area that you were looking in.

bastards!

[PriceofPills]

Sometimes, if the hose clamp I use is too sharp and I get going too quick, it'll snag a burr and launch that pill like a catapult.

Another funny story about losing a pill, I was licking the coating off and when I took the pill outta my mouth it was slippery and fell into the chair I was in. I looked all over in the chair and around it and the pill was no where to be found. Finally my buddy come over and informs my that there is a 40 sticking to my butt...turns out the coating that was still left on the pill dried as I was stitting on it.

[nuts4roxies]

Sometimes, if the hose clamp I use is too sharp and I get going too quick, it'll snag a burr and launch that pill like a catapult.

Finally my buddy come over and informs my that there is a 40 sticking to my butt...turns out the coating that was still left on the pill dried as I was stitting on it.

Lmao apparently your ass was in the mood to plug whether you wanted to or not jk but you got lucky the chair could have eaten eat my couch eats my pills all the time it stays fucked up its so lazy though just sits there the whole time out of it haha

[asplinteredfawn]

You must really not be that sick or aren't equiped with a set of various sized screw drivers. I take apart laptops all the time and they actually turn on when you even have them taken apart aslong as the cables are connected. I'd unscrew the keyboard and find that fucker. I looked for a rock one time and I just thought it could have maybe one day been dropped in my room. I was on my knees for hours tossing shit around poking in every cranny.

[theDeanofGreen]

You'd be surprised how far an OC 80 can bounce....I think my record is 6 yards now.

Only thing I know of that can bounce further than a pill is a guitar pick.

[harmonik]

Sometimes, if the hose clamp I use is too sharp and I get going too quick, it'll snag a burr and launch that pill like a catapult.

Another funny story about losing a pill, I was licking the coating off and when I took the pill outta my mouth it was slippery and fell into the chair I was in. I looked all over in the chair and around it and the pill was no where to be found. Finally my buddy come over and informs my that there is a 40 sticking to my butt...turns out the coating that was still left on the pill dried as I was stitting on it.

Ahaha! That's classic.
I had an old Teva 80 stuck inside my wallet.. in the corner.. like, literally, nothing could pull it out. I ended up doing surgery, trying to cut a minimal amount of leather.. turns out it was a lifesaver-like candy and the motherfucker had fallen on my floor when I tried to look into the wallet.

So it goes...

[zketrouble]

I used to hate pill-filler...just makes it that much more of a bitch to stick in your nose and gives you a bunch of shit to filter out when preparing a syringe.

Now I think, what if there was a shitload more filler in it that made the pill bigger and hence easier to find, and less likely to fall down holes in laptops or down a drain or heating vent?

[zketrouble]

I'd unscrew the keyboard and find that fucker.


Not all, (not many) laptops allow you to just take the keyboard off. On many the screws are underneath and you hence have to take the back off and all the circuit boards in between before you get to anyplace where the pill might be, involving the risk of fucking up your $X laptop over a $Y pill, and since $X is greater than $Y if you don't have the memory to know which circuit goes where when putting the LT back together you are losing more than you gain. Be better off selling the damn $500 laptop for $200 with the added bonus "hey man theres a pill lodged in there" and then spending the $200 on a shitload of pills.

[PriceofPills]

Ahaha! That's classic.
I had an old Teva 80 stuck inside my wallet.. in the corner.. like, literally, nothing could pull it out. I ended up doing surgery, trying to cut a minimal amount of leather.. turns out it was a lifesaver-like candy and the motherfucker had fallen on my floor when I tried to look into the wallet.

So it goes...

The Tevas were notorious for flying across the room when I tried to crush them...I think Teva made them football on purpose to make them more aerodynamic. I swear one time a minature Steve Young snuck up when I wasn't looking and. threw mine across the room