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Opiyum

06-04-2006, 04:17 PM

Where is the weirdest, funniest, shittiest(sp?), worst, best, oddest and/or most horrific (dont want to cross threads) place that you have nodded out?

I've been cutting my own hair for three years now but I was thinking about how funny it would be to nod out in the chair while getting your hair cut. A barber could really fuck your hair up if you did one of those quick head drops that force you to adjust just as quickly thus snapping you out of it for a second.
I dont recall this ever happening to me when I used to pay for haircuts but maybe someone else?

Oh and Dunn is way sexier than Brooks. At least that was one girls opinion I overheard at the show. I kind of agree. When he plays that harmonica...ooohhh boy...or wait is that Brooks on harmonica...Damn rednecks they all look alike!

slugbone

06-04-2006, 04:24 PM

poppy

06-04-2006, 05:25 PM

A barber could really fuck your hair up if you did one of those quick head drops
You don't need to be a barber to fuck up a person's hair up, any damn fool can do it!!! Such as me for instance.

A couple of weeks ago my boyfriend asked me to trim the hair round his ears and the back of his neck after shaving his hair down to about a number 2 with hair clippers.
(He knows I hate it when he shaves his hair off rather than going to the barbers for a hair cut where he gets a GI Joe sort of hair cut which I think is dead sexy, c'mon girls vouch for me on this us girlies prefer a man to have a hair cut by a professional rather than a DIY job!! He just resents spending the money which at £8.00 a go is too close to a bag of gear for his liking. In his eyes there's just no contest!!) Anyway I ended up in one of those situations where I cut a bit of hair off and it looked wrong and I thought by cutting off a little more I could rectify it, then I cut off a little more and a little more..................Needless to say he wasn't pleased with the results and I managed this massacre(spelling) without any nodding at all!!!! Thinking about it from that point of view he should be grateful, things could have been a lot worse!! Is it so bad to have a large bald arch above each ear????

Will he have learn't his lesson from this experience and go to professionals in the future. The answer is I doubt it! When it comes down to a £10 bag and a proper haircut, the £10 bag will win every time!!!

Opiyum

06-04-2006, 05:34 PM

girlies prefer a man to have a hair cut by a professional rather than a DIY job!!

This explains alot....I just took an Axe to my clippers...

...uummm I didnt really think this through. Can anyone spare the 10 bucks I need to get my hair cut?...Im kinda overdue. Ooops.

devilsdrug

06-04-2006, 05:53 PM

Scarlettnight

06-06-2006, 11:43 AM

I nodded out at my best freinds wedding. I was a bridesmaid just fell right over in front of god and everyone. She was the only one who knew what really happened. I told everyone I locked my knees which made me "pass out" Looking back at the video it is very funny. But at time not so funny. That is what she gets for making me wear baby blue taffeta. ( cringe)

candy

06-06-2006, 02:37 PM

Coddfish

06-06-2006, 03:28 PM

That's a great story Candy. I haven't nodded all that much in a LONG time, but the stupidest place I nodded was in my car on the way to moms. I kinda knocked over a mailbox in a neighbors yard. THAT will sober a person up quickly. I hopped out, got myself together and went up and gave the guy my info and told him "I'm so sorry, bill me bill me. I just wasn't paying attention, bla blah blah.

He never called or anything. Fuck am I lucky looking back at the stupid shit.

jab

06-07-2006, 01:23 PM

I've nodded many times while talking to people, especially my wife. I'll either be in the middle of a sentence and trail off to nod for a few, or even worse, I'll "awake" from a nod and find myself in mid-sentence and no clue what I was talking about. The look on someones face when this happens is priceless! :D

kat1lifeleft

06-07-2006, 01:55 PM

I also had a problem with using and driving, I NEVER do this anymore, but in my younger days, I nodded out on the interstate doing about 80 (mph not mg!) Needless to say, I flipped and rolled my car with no memory whatsoever of this. Next thing I remember, there's a couple of paramedics standing over me looking at the marks all up my arms. I was not seriously injured (a little head trauma but that's it) thank god no one else was involved. I didn't even know how serious the accident was until I went to see my car at the junkyard several days later.

I also nodded out at the dentist while my teeth were being worked on...this was done on purpose. I had no intention of feeling ANYTHING while I was there.:D

These are not funny more like horrific and weird...

Coddfish

06-07-2006, 02:45 PM

Anybody ever see that Boy George interview where he nodded off on camera in the middle of a sentence?? That was good for a laugh. Sorta

CUBErt

07-25-2006, 02:12 AM

Started to get the nods while driving home from L.A. the night after a concert, too much dope, and not enough sleep.

Also back in high school a few months after I started using H, a buddy got busted and spilled everything to his parents, who of course called mine. I got in big trouble and had to lay off all drugs for a while, with the threat of a drug test always looming over my head. Well I then figured out that I could get away with using Xanax since it wouldn't come up on the 5 panel tests. I had only used Xanax in the past for sleeping during w/d's, so I underestimated their effects on me. I had only taken .5mgs at a time before, but for some reason decided to drop a full 2mg bar during first period one day at school. By 3rd period my eyes were rolling back and my face was all droopy. I tried to prop my head up with my right hand but I just kept nodding out, then my arm would slip out from under me and I'd wake up and catch myself a split second before hitting the desk. This happened over and over again for like 45 minutes. I got some very weird stares from the kids on the other side of the class. In light of that previously mentioned situation with my friend, rumors were already circulating that I was a heroin addict, so this incident looked very bad/suspicious to those around me.

freedomclub

07-25-2006, 05:24 AM

I nodded out while being helped at the counter of a convenience store in the French Quarter, New Orleans.

devilsdrug

07-25-2006, 07:20 AM

shit i nodded in the middle of a root canal once and another gettin three filling , i hate the dentist , they are there to give u pain , so i always load up before goin

freedomclub

07-25-2006, 07:35 AM

I just kept nodding out, then my arm would slip out from under me and I'd wake up and catch myself a split second before

holy shit, this reminded me of the time I was on stage as a camera man during a Kiwanis Club convention. I was there to catch shots of members in the audience as their name was called out. I had no idea where they would be sitting in the audience of, get this, 90,000 fucking Kiwanis! Now I have fairly long arms and am able to sit on a stool and still effectively operate the focus/zoom arms on the tripod. There was a long time in between the announcements and it was long winded and boring, so noddy time came and in my headset I would hear,"Go camera 2!" (me) and I would wake up (I've heard this "nod wake & repeat" phenomena called the J.F.K.'s, get it?) and catch them in the crowd with my camera with sniper like effectiveness. I can only imagine how this looked to the audience but everyone on my crew was cracking up in my headset. Luckily I had proved my chops the night before when they had hired Jay Leno to entertain them and I had aced it.

vaxn8

07-25-2006, 07:57 AM

Good thread!

I've done this twice in the last few months... When using at home, I usually sit in my living room at my kitchen table (I only own 1 table and my kitchen really isn't the eat-in type). One minute, I'm sitting in the chair, next thing I'm face down and have smacked my head into the table legs/base. Once was bad enough, but having to explain the resulting bruises twice, a little embarassing!

kdreimiller

07-25-2006, 07:58 AM

I nodded out while driving - when I first started using. Somehow crossed three lanes of an interstate without hitting anyone - guess they were avoiding me - and slammed into a light pole - a metal one. Totally fucked the car and I went to the Er for 2 days. I was still really fucked up - I'm pretty sure I had od'ed. They did cat scans and said my brain looked weird in spots. I barely remember even being there. EVeryone thought it was from the accident and that I just fell aslepp at the wheel.

In the hospital a vial fell out of my pocket and my gf's sister - who was a College Park police officer picked it up. She almost threw it out, but decided to test it. A week later I got the big confrontation about being on heroin. They sent me to a rehab and everything. Ironically I had only been using like 2 months - like maybe 8x in total. But it's impossible to say "i dont have a problem" after they find your dope, you smash the car, etc. Yeah, now I have a problem, then I didnt'. Now I never get a good nod on.

On another topic: I was taking the bus to work the other day (im in baltimore) and these two ladies wewere falling all over me and each other while nodding out. everyone else looked disgusted at them, while im thinking, where the fuck do i get some of that!

Sitar

07-29-2006, 04:56 PM

Oh my lord, do I have a great nodding in public story! This isn't about me nodding, but about someone else I saw in public, nodding off in a restaurant (this will be long-winded, as most of my posts are):

A couple years ago, I was serving in a Chinese restaurant. No one there knew I was an addict, and I intended to keep it that way (I only let people know that kind of thing on a "need to know" basis). Although I would use before coming in to work, I generally didn't get so loaded that I would be in danger of nodding or screwing something up. Restaurant work is pretty hectic and you really need to pay attention to what you're doing. Having someone bitch at you in front of everyone for messing up an order isn't fun.

Anyway, one day the restaurant was pretty busy and I was out on a delivery when a woman came in and sat down by herself. When I came back from the delivery and saw her, she had apparently already been there about an hour. She seemed kind of out of it and acting a little odd. At one point she asked me for a toothpick, and when I immediately returned to her table with one, she acted like she had no idea what I was doing; she had forgotten she'd asked within the 30 seconds it took for me to get one and come back! However, when I explained, she told me that I was a real sweetheart for bringing it to her, then said I was "cute... really cute, but probably too young", as she eyed me up and down. I was strangly flattered.

I thought her behavior was more than a little odd, and assumed that she was on drugs. She did seem to have pretty small pupils, so I suspected either opiates or benzos, given her propensity for forgetting things quickly, or a combination of the two.

Then she began nodding off hardcore at the table. It was funny as hell to see, but after a while it started to really freak out the other customers. The other server there, Joanne, told me that the woman must be a drug addict, and kept telling me, "I fucking hate drug addicts". This of course pissed me off and made me think she was ignorant, although I couldn't say anything in defense of addicts. For some reason, Joanne was under the impression that the woman was a meth-head and was sleeping because she was crashing from a binge. I assumed it was downers or opiates she was on and kept thinking, "man this bitch must have some damn good stuff to be nodding like that".

At one point I considered asking the woman for her phone number so I could get a good hookup since she seemed to like me, but it would have been impossible to do so without everyone in the restaurant seeing what was going on, as by now the situation commanded the attention of almost the whole restaurant. So I decided against asking for her number or giving her mine. Too risky.

Then Joanne tried waking up the somnolent woman, and she would awaken momentarily and apologise, telling Joanne that she was just really tired. Then she'd promptly nod right off again as soon as Joanne walked away from the table. This happened several times. The customers were getting increasingly nervous about her. It looked really funny seeing her nod of at the table, her mouth open and her head slowly slumping forward. A couple times, she lit a cigarette only to have it burn all the way down to the filter while still holding it in her fingers as she nodded in complete oblivion.

Even though the manager of the restaurant wasn't really concerned about the situation, Joanne decided she was going to tell the woman, who had now been in the restaurant for about 2 hours, that she had to leave. The woman protested, saying that she had paid for the buffet and since she was a paying customer, she could stay as long as she liked. This pissed off Joanne even further. Joanne told her that she had to either get something to eat or leave. The woman staggered her way to the buffet and got a platefull of cake and a couple cookies.

She ate only a little bit of the cake before resuming her humorous display of nodding off. Joanne was getting more angry with her, and this time decided she would finally get rid of the woman. To make this story a little shorter, what basically happened is that the woman got mad and started to tell off Joann. Joanne snapped and started trading insults with the woman. They both got into a huge swearing verbal match in front of all the customers, so the manager told them both to take it outside.

A few customers followed suit, as did I, to see what entertainment might unfold in the alley by the restaurant. They resumed their shouting match in the alley and very quickly they had to be seperated by the manager and some customers to prevent them from physically attacking each other, which is precisely what they were about to do. It was really exciting to see all this, and it definitely was the highlight of my week.

Just then, a couple cops from the courthouse across the street came by to see what all the ruckus was. After the situation was explained, they took the woman home and everything seemed to go back to normal quickly after that.

But then, about half an hour after the incident had dissolved, the phone rang. It was a woman asking for Joanne. Joanne picked up the phone and a few moments later, she was swearing and shouting, "you just come on down here and try it" and hung up the phone. Apparently, the drugged woman had called and made some threats to her. I had to walk away for a minute so I could laugh about that.

Nothing more ever came of the incident, but it was a most entertaining and fascinating encounter. Definitely one of the highlights of my experience at that restaurant.

Sorry this was so long. For some reason, I cannot simply make a succint reply. I hope you all enjoyed my little story. It all be true.

HeidiW

07-29-2006, 05:17 PM

Yeah, I fell asleep on the toilet in Ohio. Pants around my ankles, face in lap, with the remote in my hand. The look on my husbands face was absolutely Classic!!!

blueflutterfly

07-29-2006, 09:35 PM

i know of a few people who, when nodding, say they're out cold - if something happens they don't know it...this type of thing never happen'd with me unless i actually fell asleep while nodding, otherwise i'd hear everything and be aware of most things - a really heavy head and i'd kind of "fade" in and out but if someone said my name i'd 'wake' up....

as for this thread, i can't decide on just one tho i've narrow'd it down...

the first was nodding out at work while driving a dump truck in a half circle and then into a very large pond nick-named a lake. i woke to some god awful "bumping around" which was the truck going over the half foot bank to stop people from going into the lake....
i was konk'd on iv morphine and a handful or two of milltown. i was dig'n it to the max after 3 days of t-4's and vallies - that first bit of dope after scraping by...yeah, that's why it happend:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

then there's the time i lit my head on fire after nodding out over a candle. i was wearing a bandana...suddenly i felt like hot wind whirling around on my head - i don't think i really knew i was on fire but fist instinct was to run to bathroom...don't take it off or anything, no, run to the bathroom with head on fire...then i bent over the bathtub and sorta flick'd it off and turn'd shower on. most of the bandana was burn'd away and how my hair didn't lite up is beyond me. i mean, the bandana wasn't blacken'd, it was gone.

flutterfly

blackdog

07-29-2006, 10:35 PM

alrighty then...hows about nodding onto the keyboard, after the letters load up it sounds off ta tell ya so and wakes me up from the nod.
A BAD NOD WAS AT THE DINNER TABLE WITH THE FOLKS(I KEEP REPEATING MAN I'M TIRED) LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH
and also whilst driving up to Boston from new york with my dad.i would keep slapping my face repeatedly while saying again man i'm so tired.
dad kept giving me dirty looks,like he don't know better after 24 years of my usage!!!
i don't think it's all that funnie.kinda scary truthfully speaking.
also when i'm driving at work and as i drive thru city limits and then the projects and such.i get ta see some brother walkin thru intersections like leaned over like groucho marx holding onto his nose so it dont run away.oh what i'd give for some of whet he had just got.
peace da/dawgg

CUBErt

07-30-2006, 05:44 PM

SirDonkeyPunch

07-30-2006, 06:26 PM

After a long week of school/work, some friends and I will each buy a sack of dope and sleep over at one of the guy's houses. Several hours and several pieces of foil later, we realize it is very early morning and time for bed, but not before a few friends can catch one last cigarette. So everyone piles out onto my friend's patio and lights up. I rarely smoke cigs so I catch a decent little buzz, which compliments my H high very nicely. So its about 3 AM and everyone starts nodding out in the comfortable patio chairs and my friend always ends up nodding with his cigarette in hand. Of course, he finally wakes up when it starts to burn his fingers. He will then swear, and light up another. Often he will nod out again though. He usually goes through like 3 or more cigarettes because of his incessant nodding :p

that reminds me of what me and my friends would do. Only a couple of us would snort and then him and his girl would IV.... then i started to IV and my other friend still continued to nose it. And thats the one that has the worst habit out of all of us right now. I guess he OD'd down in florida a couple times...dumb fucker. In any case i remember nodding out playing pool in his basement.."Clunk!" Damnit That Doesnt Count!.

and we would always always always watch COPS. (such a fantastic peice of programming even though the re-runs start to get crappy after a while). Nod off and then all of a sudden wake up in a faded stupor while the sirens run through our ears and the walls gleam with a red and blue flicker.....the good ol days. not like that anymore...back then it didnt SEEM habitual... but that shows ya what i know.

CUBErt

07-30-2006, 07:10 PM

^ Haha that actually reminded me of another similarity between our two stories. There are these light posts all around the complex that my friend lives in. One of the posts near his patio is busted so it just flickers. Recently we were out their nodding, and it was startling to wake up to that flashing light!

dorje

07-30-2006, 07:37 PM

I had a friend visit in Boulder, Colorado. He was on 200 mg of methadone. We went to work on a hippy lumber truck and left him home. Two guys who were bicycling cross country were also there. When we got back from Denver we asked the bicyclists how it went with Greg. They said when the cigarette burned down to his finger they would remove it. We asked Greg how it went. He said the rude F##ckers didn't speak to him all day.
We were sitting around in New York once and Greg was nodding out. Everyone was smoking Hashish and talking. Somebody asked where we could get some Heroin. There was a pause and Greg completely nodded out said "Boston. " Everyone forgets you can hear even though your chin is on your chest.

antigonemuse

07-31-2006, 07:48 PM

Well, this is not the weirdest place to nod off, just not the smartest place to nod off.

This happened when I was still working in a hospital. I was working in the GI Lab and for anyone who doesn't know this is where they do Colonoscopy's and Endoscopy's and other various GI proceedures. Well, after I sedated the patient(and myself), we started the proceedure and the lights were off, the room was chilly and there was a low hum of the machines(that could put me to sleep even without help).
Well, I just nodded off right there with the doc not more than 2 feet away from me. It seems what brought this situation to his attention was the noise coming from the patient. Because we were doing an Endoscopy, we would use suction during the proceedure to prevent the patient from aspirating any fluids that they may vomit up into the lungs. Well, it appeared that when I fell asleep, I began to suction her eyelid and apparently even though sedated, she didn't appreciate the feeling very much.

OK, I know terrible. But, I got a chuckle from it at the time. The doc, well he didn't quite see it that way. The patient was sedated with Demerol and Versed. I knew she wouldn't remember anything and those suction catheters, beyond maybe making an annoying sound aren't that harmful!

this is the funniest shit i have ever read on this site.... thank you for the laugh.... i think i scared my cat

When i am high, i hate sleeping, i try to stay awake as long a possible... so i nod standing... i have been known to defy gravity. leaning, leaning, leaning.... will she fall.... nope....

i cant tell you how man bowls of cereal have spilled in my lap, how many ash trays have dumped on my head, how man cigs burns i have woke to.... god, and waking up to pills scattered all over the floor... most unusual place i woke, with my head between the stove and the counter.... my head moved the stove at least a foot and a half. the whole side my my face, and ear was purple... fucking shit

dorje

07-31-2006, 08:07 PM

I was working in a factory in Boulder cutting aluminum on a radial arm saw. Piece rate work. Most of the people were on the Methadone program and you could get guns, dope, etc right at work. Someone would lift up a false ceiling panel and take down a pistol for purchase. Anyhow, this college dude brought in some opium. I immediately bought a ball and ate some. The next thing I knew i was being rudely awakened. I had nodded out on the radial arm saw. Luckily no suits or supes saw me. I punched the clock and went home.

vaxn8

08-01-2006, 10:00 AM

I've got a new one from about a week and a half ago. I was helping a grad student do her rat surgeries. Since the rat is supposed to live after the surgery, we were both working under a biosafety hood (to keep everything sterile). I was on my 4th or 5th rat and was getting tired and knew I wasn't going to be able to keep my eyes open much longer. I had my forehead pressed against the front glass of the hood so if i did nod it wouldn't be as obvious to the student sitting next to me. I think she noticed anyway, at least I had the excuse of working late the night before so i could at least say i was tired!

dorje

08-02-2006, 09:21 AM

Yup. I was implanting electrodes in the ventral medial hypothalamic region of some poor rat when I came out of the nod I had juiced the poor beast with too much current. He had to sell pencils on the street the rest of his days. Tragic magic

DaOxyMan

08-02-2006, 03:07 PM

i didnt read all the posts, so im sorry if this is kinda like a repeat but i had to post this as soon as possible when i read the thread question! most awkward time i've ever nodded was in definately...DURING SEX. come on i know this had happened to alot, if not all of you at least once. say what you will but everyone's been there, in that blissful moment of drug induced euphoria, suddenly meeting with a sexual experience and somehow during the passion of it all, in the dark and shit, you might just fall asleep for a few min...only to be awakened by a dissappointed/angry female wondering why ya stopped pumpin and went limp for a few min...OPIATES 4 life

AWOL

11-11-2006, 11:02 PM

Yes, I am going to resurrect this thread.

Talking to my mom ... twice. I've never felt so bad in my whole life.

Ragdoll

11-12-2006, 06:55 PM

shit grandaughter #1 has been doin mine since she was 10 , shes now 16 , has gotten better , ha grandma still hates it though she keeps telllin me to go to barber i say ok yeh sure but im on a ladder every day it seems never nod though , moderation wont kill u

:) Sounds like you have some awesome grandkids, DD. Hope I have such good ones, one day.

Occasionally someone nods out in the cafe where I work. I just leave him (there's one guy, in particular) alone until I have to lock up for the night, then I make some loud noise, give him a minute or 2 to get his stuff together and get out the door. I have a co-worker, though, who nods out at work a lot. Everyone just steps around him until he comes back. Of course, being me, I always worry he'll stop breathing or something, so sometimes I do that making loud noise thing again...bang the espresso hammer really loudly or something. He's always crabby as hell when he wakes up and he leaves without saying goodbye. :(

MELBURN NIGGUH

11-12-2006, 09:22 PM

You don't need to be a barber to fuck up a person's hair up, any damn fool can do it!!! Such as me for instance.

A couple of weeks ago my boyfriend asked me to trim the hair round his ears and the back of his neck after shaving his hair down to about a number 2 with hair clippers.
(He knows I hate it when he shaves his hair off rather than going to the barbers for a hair cut where he gets a GI Joe sort of hair cut which I think is dead sexy, c'mon girls vouch for me on this us girlies prefer a man to have a hair cut by a professional rather than a DIY job!! He just resents spending the money which at £8.00 a go is too close to a bag of gear for his liking. In his eyes there's just no contest!!) Anyway I ended up in one of those situations where I cut a bit of hair off and it looked wrong and I thought by cutting off a little more I could rectify it, then I cut off a little more and a little more..................Needless to say he wasn't pleased with the results and I managed this massacre(spelling) without any nodding at all!!!! Thinking about it from that point of view he should be grateful, things could have been a lot worse!! Is it so bad to have a large bald arch above each ear????

Will he have learn't his lesson from this experience and go to professionals in the future. The answer is I doubt it! When it comes down to a £10 bag and a proper haircut, the £10 bag will win every time!!!

PRICE CHECK .... PLease
is this bag like a TENNER worth ... and like a TENNER worth is like .2 or like .25. so then you get like half gram for a TWENTY pound note , and you pay FORTY for 1gram , do you call it dark.
and does the gear dealer sell the WHite for 'a Tenner a Rock ?"

Because nick was swearin to me that now prices are so low its 25 pound for a gram and u be a fool if u pay them more ?
I was there like a year ago in SURREY

AWOL

11-13-2006, 02:50 AM

:) Sounds like you have some awesome grandkids, DD. Hope I have such good ones, one day.

Occasionally someone nods out in the cafe where I work. I just leave him (there's one guy, in particular) alone until I have to lock up for the night, then I make some loud noise, give him a minute or 2 to get his stuff together and get out the door. I have a co-worker, though, who nods out at work a lot. Everyone just steps around him until he comes back. Of course, being me, I always worry he'll stop breathing or something, so sometimes I do that making loud noise thing again...bang the espresso hammer really loudly or something. He's always crabby as hell when he wakes up and he leaves without saying goodbye. :(

My g/f used to nod out in the middle of a conversation and I'd tell her, I know you're on opiates you're noddin out every 5 mins and I can't even see your pupils, why don't you just admit to me that you're usin now. She never would, she'd just be mad as hell at me for usin and bitch at me. So a week later I dumped her sorry ass.

kyuss

11-13-2006, 07:20 AM

Yes, I am going to resurrect this thread.

Talking to my mom ... twice. I've never felt so bad in my whole life.

I've done that.
Guilt.

The first time
I met my wife's parents
at a christmas get together.
We were opening presents
one after the other.
When it came my time
I was nodding on the couch.
Nothing like waking up
from a nod
with a lap full of presents. :)

MELBURN NIGGUH

11-13-2006, 09:40 AM

did you get a a box of clean fits, or maybe a set of sewing needles as a joke present ?
here we dont celebrate x-mas as much as you guys, i remember seeing oin Home Alone movies

trainwrecker

11-13-2006, 11:37 AM

I swear I must have a nodding guardian angel or something. I used to live in upstate MI, there was no dope to speak of for hundreds of miles so I drove 4 hours each way to Detroit to score. The ride down would be god awful, sick as hell trying to hold the flaming shit in your ass until the next rest stop... Ohh but the ride back was fuckin heavenly. I can't count the times I caught myself nodding while barreling down the freeway at 3AM in a snowstorm. Never did get in a wreck, probably nearly ran some people off the road though.

remybur12

11-13-2006, 12:15 PM

I nodded out in wal-mart one time. The janitors found me in the fishing section just sitting there. They were like what the hell happened to you? They did'nt call the cops. thank the gods

Ragdoll

11-13-2006, 03:07 PM

I've done that.
Guilt.

The first time
I met my wife's parents
at a christmas get together.
We were opening presents
one after the other.
When it came my time
I was nodding on the couch.
Nothing like waking up
from a nod
with a lap full of presents. :)

Kyuss, you are adorable.
You warm my heart every day.

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-011.gif

Ragdoll

11-13-2006, 03:10 PM

I nodded out in wal-mart one time. The janitors found me in the fishing section just sitting there. They were like what the hell happened to you? They did'nt call the cops. thank the gods

Well, see, the message here is clear: Don't shop at WalMart. They're a corporate monster trying to destroy America. The janitors, being drug-tested, flag-waving right-wing Christians, probably had absolutely no idea what was really going on with you, and just thought, "Poor dude, he must be tired from working long hours...."

;)

Ragdoll

11-13-2006, 03:13 PM

Yes, I am going to resurrect this thread.

Talking to my mom ... twice. I've never felt so bad in my whole life.

Hey...sweetie...don't feel bad. I had plenty of times when I nodded out while talking to my mom, too...and I wasn't even high. Talk about feeling bad...... :o

SpecialGuy69

11-14-2006, 12:36 AM

Not noddin, but a friend of mine used to shoot coke compulsively. He was in a strip mall one day, walking from store to store, shooting up in the bathroom of each one, like 5 minutes or less between shots. He was walking out of the bathroom of the Tippy's Tacos, and had a huge seizure. Cops/Ambulance came and found 1/2 ounce of coke and a bunch of rigs in his pocket. He's still in jail. Not from the original charge, but for repeated probation voilations (dirty urine- imagine that). He is in a jail where he can't get shit, kicked a 1.5 gram/day dope and 3.5gram a day coke habit, both IV, in jail with no assistance, just cold turkey. Must have been absolute hell. But, he is doing a lot better now, healed up and clean. He'll be out in 6 months. I would have paid every penny I had to get him out, but sometimes people need incarceration to clean them out and make them realize how fucked up they really are.

hero 1

11-14-2006, 02:48 AM

this just happend this last week Took the train to the big city to go do a score got there at 11 and went to the projects to score things went great and I didnt have to walk around long to get what I want
so I went back down town to the train station to get back home well the train dosent head back till 5
so me being the gready fucker that I am didnt want to wait till I got home to get the shit in my arm.
so I went across the street to the drug store and bought a bag of fits an a bottle of water and a coke
in a can back across the street to the train station bathroom and sat in a stall to do my bag
well shit its 4 hours till the train so why not do 2 clean the bottom of the coke can and cooked up
cleaned up my stuff and got ready to do this nice shot things went well no major problems finding a vein
stuvk the rig back in pocket.and went down for the countcome too police are kicking open the door. the cop says "weve been banging on that door for 5 minutes we thought you were deasd in there" in my best deaf person accent/ mode of speach I said "Im deaf can you speak slower so I can read your lips" the look on his face was priceless then he repeated his self more slowly an said he was sorry,and then he let me go
Its funny now but when it happend I was scared shitless He was just amtrack cop and I probly wouldnt have got away with it if he was chaigo P.D.:D

kyuss

11-14-2006, 06:55 AM

Kyuss, you are adorable.
You warm my heart every day.

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Thank you Rags
I love you too :)

Out_of_pokeys

11-17-2006, 04:17 AM

I'm kind of a newbie so i don't have any wildly entertaining stories, but I have had some good nods. Packed in my school scedule is a Yoga class to fulfil my PE credit. ( I don't like running). So some days I have to decide whether I am going to excercise with leg cramps, or be the one guy sleeping on the mat when everyone is standing up min other poses. Luckily the 20 girls int the class do a good job keeping me awake most of the time.

great thread, and great story, Scarlett. i think the one that won my heart though was the one about nodding in the fishing section of wal-mart.