Opiyum
06-03-2006, 06:28 AM
This mornign I received this via E-mail from a friend who works in -skid row- LA style. I just thought it was funny. He's a good dude. There are two storys here. He works in a school for homeless children.
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My homeless friend (Larry *********), who sleeps on the street in front of my office, has been weilding 8-inch knives and a home[less]made spear. He says that the Cuban drug dealers are trying to kill him; one of which has been looking at me funny ever since I took pictures of that Keebler. If I hear gunshots I'm supposed to call his homeful brother and say, "ride for me."
A fight broke out in our learning center yesterday. I physically removed an albino and then the other boy threatened us with a pair of scissors. Here's how my deescalating convo went with him:
Me: Talk to me Maurice.
Maurice: About what? How big your balls are?
Me: No.
When I remember it now, I like to think I said "no" like Shooter McGavin when asked if he eats shit for breakfast.
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THat bit about the KEEBLER is an inside joke I have no time to explain.
Here I come Brooks and Dunn. Im hopin' that its a country tradition to play six covers......boy O boy I reallly dont like country. I hope that one day when I get married(IF) that my wife doesn't! think my tractor is sexy.
See y'all Sunday.
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My homeless friend (Larry *********), who sleeps on the street in front of my office, has been weilding 8-inch knives and a home[less]made spear. He says that the Cuban drug dealers are trying to kill him; one of which has been looking at me funny ever since I took pictures of that Keebler. If I hear gunshots I'm supposed to call his homeful brother and say, "ride for me."
A fight broke out in our learning center yesterday. I physically removed an albino and then the other boy threatened us with a pair of scissors. Here's how my deescalating convo went with him:
Me: Talk to me Maurice.
Maurice: About what? How big your balls are?
Me: No.
When I remember it now, I like to think I said "no" like Shooter McGavin when asked if he eats shit for breakfast.
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THat bit about the KEEBLER is an inside joke I have no time to explain.
Here I come Brooks and Dunn. Im hopin' that its a country tradition to play six covers......boy O boy I reallly dont like country. I hope that one day when I get married(IF) that my wife doesn't! think my tractor is sexy.
See y'all Sunday.