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mikey5string
05-07-2009, 05:57 PM
OLD PRESCRIPTION DRUG REMOVAL SERVICE

SAFE!! FREE!!! RELIABLE!!! PROFESSIONAL!!!!!

Do you have old, prescription drugs lying around in your medicine cabinet at home?
Did you know these medications could be harmful or even FATAL to your loved ones and cats?
Don't risk flushing them and contaminating your drinking water, Let our team of professionals
come in and safely remove them from your home! AT NO COST TO YOU!!!

CALL 555-5555
hovadagod
05-07-2009, 06:00 PM
Haha. you should charge something or else the wonderful service looks cheap. For a "nominal fee"? funny shit. Protect the neighborhood ground water...
wisegal
05-08-2009, 08:47 AM
are you hiring?? :p
Poppylvr
05-08-2009, 10:00 AM
OLD PRESCRIPTION DRUG REMOVAL SERVICE


SAFE!! FREE!!! RELIABLE!!! PROFESSIONAL!!!!!

Do you have old, prescription drugs lying around in your medicine cabinet at home?
Did you know these medications could be harmful or even FATAL to your loved ones and cats?
Don't risk flushing them and contaminating your drinking water, Let our team of professionals
come in and safely remove them from your home! AT NO COST TO YOU!!!

CALL 555-5555




Brilliant idea! Until the POleeces get a copy of your ad;)
Dan K
05-08-2009, 10:15 AM
I had a job fixing treadmills in peoples homes at one time. I always asked to use the bathroom, and I always checked the medicine cabinet. A few times I found bottles of goodies, and a few times I took those goodies.

Good post OP.

Dan K.
southernbelle
05-08-2009, 10:21 AM
To protect my cats, I'll do it for free...:D
Papa Verine
05-08-2009, 10:33 AM
36 hours......
Restharrow
05-08-2009, 11:13 AM
you should put in the advertisment that the meds are "recycled to help the poor where allowed by law".
losangeleslifer
05-08-2009, 11:23 AM
OLD PRESCRIPTION DRUG REMOVAL SERVICE


SAFE!! FREE!!! RELIABLE!!! PROFESSIONAL!!!!!

Do you have old, prescription drugs lying around in your medicine cabinet at home?
Did you know these medications could be harmful or even FATAL to your loved ones and cats?
Don't risk flushing them and contaminating your drinking water, Let our team of professionals
come in and safely remove them from your home! AT NO COST TO YOU!!!

CALL 555-5555

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I added a little something below the phone number. You should be good to go!