The bolloxs ache...?

[Raz]

Serious ? guys....Whenever i stop the gear i seriously get the bollox ache, serious...My nuts feel as tho they are down ma knees....Obviously i tell the mrs about ma symptons and we do wat we can to alleviate em...;)

I know i'm gettin old and its da opinion of some ladies dat ya nuts swing lower as ya get older..But i swear i've always had the fuckin problem when stopping gear...:o

Does anyone else get this ting or wat?...And i have sung da song "swing low sweet chariot" and theres nuffin sweet about dis chariot right now....My nuts are actually fuckin pulsing right now....Any minute i'm fuckin expecting to hear a beep coinciding wiv my pulse rate,"beep...beep...beep...its like My nuts are telling me, "empty me, dis bag is full"

Does anyone else get this.....Maybe da chica;s get some poonani ache??

[spider]

WOW!!! That must suck balls. But hey. At least you have someone to "relieve" that pressure for you and you don't have to do it yourself.

[Raz]

Well i want her, da mrs to suck balls....Wat dem young peeps call it, "Teabaging"....

An bro i got enuff callouses from all dat time back in da day....So yeah i guess i is lucky to have someone to at least giv Raz a five knuckle shuffle if da ache gets too much....


And ladies dis is truly a legimate complaint....Its not just a ruse to get ya knickers off, honest....;)

[roxi*stardust]

Fever can cause this to happen, it's the body's response to protect the sperm from the higher body temp. Do you have a fever or run a fever during withdrawal Raz?

[skabbo]

Hah, yep. We should coin a phrase for this, like the 'cluckin bells'.. I always chalked it up to a couple things. One is that your balls are a gland, and when your immune system goes into overdrive (like when you have a fever from kicking), they ache like any other gland on your body does (think of your lymph nodes under the back of your jaw).. This has happened to me from kicking and once just from having a bad flu..

The other part is, when you're chasing the nod for a long time, it crushes your libido.. I guess everyone gets this to a varying extent, but most guys I know who get seriously into dope lost much of their interest in sex, and weren't getting off nearly as much as the would have been sober. When you're kicking that need to get off comes back with a vengeance.. It doesn't take much either - a stiff breeze up against the pants is enough to set it off :D
I'm not generally the 'premature' type, but if I'm in the middle of kicking, every inch of skin on my body is oversensitive - no exceptions.. Lets just say my girl could always tell when I hadnt had a fix for too long.. If you don't get that release early and often, it ends up as the worst case of blue-balls imaginable, and yes it hurts.

Not that any of this helps you, but you're far from alone, don't worry. Good thing you got the wife to take care of ya ;)

[Raz]

"blue balls".....My medical diagnosis vocabulary improves every day that i am a member of opi....:D

Roxi, i dont really suffer from any temperature fluctuations when i am stable on methadone...When cuttin down i do feel the chills, but no real fever.....Just the nut ache...Not much sleep and the runny eyes ting..And not much pateince, rages etc etc.....Fuckin hell,i;m gonna need Dr drew.....Roxi,"help"......!!!

Well not in dat sense, as your gonna have to have fantastic four read richards hands....:D......But i wouldnt turn it down if ya was local...;)

[barbiegal]

A sneak preview of what we ladies go through every month? Maybe a male version of cramps?;)....sorry Raz. From what hubby and son tell me anything painful in the nutsack area is horrible. I've asked them what it feels like to get hit in the balls and they say it hurts so bad you feel like throwing up. Yikes!!

[dieselbaby]

A sneak preview of what we ladies go through every month? Maybe a male version of cramps?;)....sorry Raz. From what hubby and son tell me anything painful in the nutsack area is horrible. I've asked them what it feels like to get hit in the balls and they say it hurts so bad you feel like throwing up. Yikes!!


Getting kicked in the balls is the worst pain imaginable. It does hurt so bad that you want to throw up, and often times you do throw up. It is so incredibly painful, a deep pain that radiates throughout your entire body and hurts at the very core of your being. I can't really think of anything else that compares, and I've been through a lot of painful injuries and broken many different things on my body.

[SeVeN]

"blue balls".....My medical diagnosis vocabulary improves every day that i am a member of opi....:D

Roxi, i dont really suffer from any temperature fluctuations when i am stable on methadone...When cuttin down i do feel the chills, but no real fever.....Just the nut ache...Not much sleep and the runny eyes ting..And not much pateince, rages etc etc.....Fuckin hell,i;m gonna need Dr drew.....Roxi,"help"......!!!

Well not in dat sense, as your gonna have to have fantastic four read richards hands....:D......But i wouldnt turn it down if ya was local...;)

You never heard of blue balls!?!?!? Well when I start with the fuckin cluckin (which I learned from yo and I gotta say has become part of my vocab), Its not so much my balls but my lower stomach. Which I relate to the balls. And unforunately nothing helps but time.

[pinn3d]

Getting kicked in the balls is the worst pain imaginable. It does hurt so bad that you want to throw up, and often times you do throw up. It is so incredibly painful, a deep pain that radiates throughout your entire body and hurts at the very core of your being. I can't really think of anything else that compares, and I've been through a lot of painful injuries and broken many different things on my body.
Yeah it's hard being a guy--- we have to carry our reproductive glands outside of our bodies-----it's dangerous! I remember one time I was tripping on mushrooms and I got kinda hung up about my nuts.... I kept wondering if there was a 'right' way for your balls to rest while sitting, sleeping, walking...... and then I would think about the "strings" connected to your balls and was wondering if they could get 'tangled up' etc..... I was literally 'tripping balls" ....;) It was heavy shit!!!

[skabbo]

Yeah it's hard being a guy--- we have to carry our reproductive glands outside of our bodies-----it's dangerous! I remember one time I was tripping on mushrooms and I got kinda hung up about my nuts.... I kept wondering if there was a 'right' way for your balls to rest while sitting, sleeping, walking...... and then I would think about the "strings" connected to your balls and was wondering if they could get 'tangled up' etc..... I was literally 'tripping balls" ....;) It was heavy shit!!!

Good thing nobody was there to tell you this at the time, but there is such a condition.. Its called Testicular Torsion: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

I know a guy who had to have it surgically corrected.. but still, "tripping balls" is funny stuff... :D

[Top Secret]

Fever can cause this to happen, it's the body's response to protect the sperm from the higher body temp. Do you have a fever or run a fever during withdrawal Raz?

I know WDs can cause hot and cold flashes but I never knew that it could cause fevers. Wow, you learn something new everyday. Does this happen to a lot of people? (Sorry for the hijack)

[nick]

I have a cure bro.....AMPUTATION.Then you could start an exciting career as a soprano.


If it persists I'd go see a doc-better safe than sorry and all that.

[Raz]

I've had this problem for yrs bro...And it only happens when i'm stoppin the opi's.....If da nutsack gets emptied the pain goes away.....So maybe its a build up kinda ting....

Wondering if opiaites do anyting to sperm production??

[chopstix]

Well i want her, da mrs to suck balls....Wat dem young peeps call it, "Teabaging"....

An bro i got enuff callouses from all dat time back in da day....So yeah i guess i is lucky to have someone to at least giv Raz a five knuckle shuffle if da ache gets too much....


And ladies dis is truly a legimate complaint....Its not just a ruse to get ya knickers off, honest....;)

Hilarious, I'd rep if I could..

I've had this problem for yrs bro...And it only happens when i'm stoppin the opi's.....If da nutsack gets emptied the pain goes away.....So maybe its a build up kinda ting....

Wondering if opiaites do anyting to sperm production??

Ya I think there is a testosterone rebound when kicking which prolly jacks up the jizz factory, actually, I'd bet on it..

I'm glad my nuts don't ache when I'm sick, that must suck.. Funny how everyone has there own, weird symptoms..

[roxi*stardust]

I know WDs can cause hot and cold flashes but I never knew that it could cause fevers. Wow, you learn something new everyday. Does this happen to a lot of people? (Sorry for the hijack)
Fevers are weird. My brother and I both suffer from migraines and we both get fevered when we have one, no doctors can explain it other than people's bodies react to things differently. So it is very possible for one to be fevered during withdrawal. Hot and cold flashes are no diffferent than fvere and chills realy, one is your body's response to the other. Body responds to being hot or fevered with chills to try to bring body temps down; it responds with fever or hot flashes to chills to try to warm the body.
"blue balls".....My medical diagnosis vocabulary improves every day that i am a member of opi....:D
Roxi, i dont really suffer from any temperature fluctuations when i am stable on methadone...When cuttin down i do feel the chills, but no real fever.....Just the nut ache...Not much sleep and the runny eyes ting..And not much pateince, rages etc etc.....Fuckin hell,i;m gonna need Dr drew.....Roxi,"help"......!!!
Well not in dat sense, as your gonna have to have fantastic four read richards hands....:D......But i wouldnt turn it down if ya was local...;)
ROTFL, I'm picturing this long stretchy arm stretching all the way across the Atlantic....OMG what an image.

[Raz]

ROTFL, I'm picturing this long stretchy arm stretching all the way across the Atlantic....OMG what an image.


I sure am glad it be your arm dats stretching and not ma ting....:D

[roxi*stardust]

I sure am glad it be your arm dats stretching and not ma ting....:D

Yeah that would be something else wouldn't it. :D

[Kristy85]

Serious ? guys....Whenever i stop the gear i seriously get the bollox ache, serious...My nuts feel as tho they are down ma knees....Obviously i tell the mrs about ma symptons and we do wat we can to alleviate em...;)

I know i'm gettin old and its da opinion of some ladies dat ya nuts swing lower as ya get older..But i swear i've always had the fuckin problem when stopping gear...:o

Does anyone else get this ting or wat?...And i have sung da song "swing low sweet chariot" and theres nuffin sweet about dis chariot right now....My nuts are actually fuckin pulsing right now....Any minute i'm fuckin expecting to hear a beep coinciding wiv my pulse rate,"beep...beep...beep...its like My nuts are telling me, "empty me, dis bag is full"

Does anyone else get this.....Maybe da chica;s get some poonani ache??

Nah, never had the "poonani ache" lol but I hope your ball ache gets better ;)

[southernbelle]

I sure am glad it be your arm dats stretching and not ma ting....:D


I don't know, Raz. That might be quite a sight!! :p

[Poppylvr]

I don't know, Raz. That might be quite a sight!! :p
We need an artist to draw Roxi's arm & Raz's unit meeting somewhere in the mid Atlantic....
Raz, sounds like you just need to keep a hand on the situation if ya get my drift. I'd hate for your kick to turn into your wife's sore tired poonani:D

[Raisin]

When I was 17 one of my friends told me that having a girl put your "bollocks" in her mouth and humming was supposed to be great. So as I'm explaining it to my girlfriend at the time she asks me "What do you want me to hum?"

I wasn't dating her for her intellect.

[Madam Oxy]

We need an artist to draw Roxi's arm & Raz's unit meeting somewhere in the mid Atlantic....
Like the Michelangelo painting of the two hands reaching for each other...just change one of the hands for Raz's 'unit!

[30_Units]

When I started methadone, I didn't come for a long time. Several months I'd say. One day I woke up with the worst pain imaginable in my balls, like the blueballs you get from stopping sex. I couldn't have even masturbated if I'd wanted to.

Didn't relent after a few days, so I go to see a urologist. Most embarrassing thing ever. What he told me is that if you don't have sex and aren't masturbating, and somehow if you don't get those nightly visits that leave you nice and sticky upon arising, that bad, bad things can happen. Along the lines of clots and cum-passage-embolism (not his words).

Doctors orders? Pound one out. Took me like two hours man. Hurt worse than anything until I came.

Do your feel any better after coming?

Try jerkin the gherkin or have sex at least once a day.

Just pound through the pain my man.

[Thebane]

Just pound through the pain my man.

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time, and good life advice.

[Raz]

When stoppin da shit( mrs an me are doin a taper from methadone) sometimes your not on da same page wiv ya urges.....But her cuppin ma nuts or her doin da 5 knuckle shuffle helps...:o....

Altho i'm lookin forward to ze day when we are both on da same page...Its gonna be a hot sticky summer...:D

So its a medical condition, dis bollaxs ache...When da mrs wakes up she's gettin some morning wood man, gonna tell her ma Dr frien from opi says "ITs very very very serious to let ya husband have a nuts ache...It could have an impact on his recovery.They must be emptied daily, maybe even twice daily":D

She;s not cumpooter savvy, so i'll copy an paste some shit as tho its cum off a medical site, www.nutsadvice.com.....Wonder (http://www.nutsadvice.com.....Wonder) if she's gonna belive dis one.....I'll tell her da Doc says stockins an suspenders are mandatory to achieve full arousal....

Man i could really develop dis one...Wondering just how gullible she'll be dis morning....He he...:D

[Madam Oxy]

Raz~
I knew I liked you. Sounds like something I would do to my husband.

[TheJuggla1207]

greatest....thread.....ever

seriously raz u may be the funniest person i have ever met on the interweb. u have a way of typing things out that are utterly fuckin hilarious. okay ill pull my lips off ur ass now but seriously u are the fuckin man.