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PrisonHer
03-06-2009, 03:03 PM
OK..so this isn't opiate related..maybe needs to be moved? But it's funny as hell. Can you imagine?

well damn think link won't work so here's a copy of the article...or maybe it does?

A goat is being held in custody because it was a suspected human robber that transformed itself into it to escape arrest (http://blogspotcentre.blogspot.com/2009/01/goat-is-being-held-in-custody-because.html)


Police in Kwara State of Southern Nigeria paraded a goat suspected of taking part in a robbery incident on Wednesday. The Police Public Relations Officer, Tunde Mohammed, said the goat is being held in custody because it was a suspected human robber that transformed itself into it to escape arrest.Mohammed said the mysterious goat is an armed robber who unsuccessfully made attempts to steal a Mazda car and later transformed himself into a goat in his bid to escape arrest.
He said the armed robber was arrested by members of a vigilante group in Anifowose Ipata/Oloje while they were chasing two other armed robbers. “While one of them escaped, the other was about to be apprehended by the team when he turned his back on the wall and turned to this goat. They quickly grabbed the goat and here it is,” the Nigerian Vanguard Newspaper quoted Mohammed.Mohammed assured that the suspected “goat robber” will not be released until they conclude their investigations

nick
03-06-2009, 03:22 PM
"FREE THE GOAT."


Actually,when you examine the U.S. "justice" system closely..........this isn't that far out.


Oh and trying Animals was very common in medieval Europe.

I-Nod
03-06-2009, 03:49 PM
Thought there'd be some kind of "e-scape goat" pun somewhere in there, wth!!

SeVeN
03-06-2009, 03:53 PM
Africa..... Oh man Africa.

OxiContinKing
03-06-2009, 04:24 PM
I want whatever drugs they are doing.

PrisonHer
03-06-2009, 04:27 PM
[quote=nick;357820]"FREE THE GOAT."


Actually,when you examine the U.S. "justice" system closely..........this isn't that far out.


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actually when you examine all american culture it's not that far out..while in india a few years ago I met this guy who told a story of his 1000 year old uncle and nobody even batted an eye.. but here in the states that wouldn't fly. So, you're right I guess it's not that far out to think a human can turn into a goat..well shit man here in new mexico skinwalkers turn into coyotes all the time ;)

InfectedMushroom
03-06-2009, 10:26 PM
If Snoop Dogg could turn into a dog in his videos...why can't some guy turn into a goat as well???

Oh wait...

lilred0005
03-06-2009, 11:25 PM
[quote=nick;357820]"FREE THE GOAT."


Actually,when you examine the U.S. "justice" system closely..........this isn't that far out.


./quote]
actually when you examine all american culture it's not that far out..while in india a few years ago I met this guy who told a story of his 1000 year old uncle and nobody even batted an eye.. but here in the states that wouldn't fly. So, you're right I guess it's not that far out to think a human can turn into a goat..well shit man here in new mexico skinwalkers turn into coyotes all the time ;)

Hey, what's a skinwalker? I've heard this before but Idk what it is. People turning into goats?