Suboxstitute
02-19-2009, 08:08 PM
Not TECHCNIALLY opi-related (could say 'roid related).
This struck me so funny today I came across it in my daily news surfing ....had to share. Looked for a "sports section" in the forums...... (thought we used to have one. esp for football) but didn't find one, so just going in general.
It's actually sad. Maybe we SHOULD give Hank Aaron back his HRrecord.
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MIAMI—Alex "Fuck-Rod" Rodriguez, who has been given many unflattering nicknames by the press during the course of an eventful and turbulent career, found himself wondering what unflattering sobriquet he would be awarded for lying about his steroid use. "I really didn't like being called 'A-Fraud' by my teammates," Stupid-Goddamned-Son-of-a-Bitch-Rod told sources Wednesday. "That was hurtful, and reading it in Joe Torre's book was a real letdown." As of press time, Lying-Prick-Rod was unavailable for comment, as he was busy falsely accusing Sports Illustrated reporter Selena Roberts of trying to break into the Coral Gables mansion in which Complete-and-Total-Sack-of-Flaming-Fucking-Shit-with-Tiny-Shriveled-Balls-Rod
currently resides.
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Sue
credit to the Onion (which started in MY town!)
This struck me so funny today I came across it in my daily news surfing ....had to share. Looked for a "sports section" in the forums...... (thought we used to have one. esp for football) but didn't find one, so just going in general.
It's actually sad. Maybe we SHOULD give Hank Aaron back his HRrecord.
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MIAMI—Alex "Fuck-Rod" Rodriguez, who has been given many unflattering nicknames by the press during the course of an eventful and turbulent career, found himself wondering what unflattering sobriquet he would be awarded for lying about his steroid use. "I really didn't like being called 'A-Fraud' by my teammates," Stupid-Goddamned-Son-of-a-Bitch-Rod told sources Wednesday. "That was hurtful, and reading it in Joe Torre's book was a real letdown." As of press time, Lying-Prick-Rod was unavailable for comment, as he was busy falsely accusing Sports Illustrated reporter Selena Roberts of trying to break into the Coral Gables mansion in which Complete-and-Total-Sack-of-Flaming-Fucking-Shit-with-Tiny-Shriveled-Balls-Rod
currently resides.
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Sue
credit to the Onion (which started in MY town!)