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Suboxstitute
02-19-2009, 08:08 PM
Not TECHCNIALLY opi-related (could say 'roid related).

This struck me so funny today I came across it in my daily news surfing ....had to share. Looked for a "sports section" in the forums...... (thought we used to have one. esp for football) but didn't find one, so just going in general.
It's actually sad. Maybe we SHOULD give Hank Aaron back his HRrecord.

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MIAMI—Alex "Fuck-Rod" Rodriguez, who has been given many unflattering nicknames by the press during the course of an eventful and turbulent career, found himself wondering what unflattering sobriquet he would be awarded for lying about his steroid use. "I really didn't like being called 'A-Fraud' by my teammates," Stupid-Goddamned-Son-of-a-Bitch-Rod told sources Wednesday. "That was hurtful, and reading it in Joe Torre's book was a real letdown." As of press time, Lying-Prick-Rod was unavailable for comment, as he was busy falsely accusing Sports Illustrated reporter Selena Roberts of trying to break into the Coral Gables mansion in which Complete-and-Total-Sack-of-Flaming-Fucking-Shit-with-Tiny-Shriveled-Balls-Rod
currently resides.
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Sue

credit to the Onion (which started in MY town!)

Narkotikon
02-19-2009, 08:48 PM
Maybe Madonna corrupted / brainwashed him while they were coupled in a tantric yoga sex pose?

Edit: Maybe it's steroids, or maybe it's that Madonna's vagina has some mystical qualities. Like she's a succubus and her vagina drains the masculine life-force from men's penises. I have a feeling the laws of physics do not apply in Madonna's black hole. :p