Health implication of selling a kidney

[katomic]

Hay Im seriously looking for some advice from anyone with experience of having one kidney, what’s its like do you have to watch how much you drink (I drink about 2-3 beers a day) not really worried about other health implications not that Im reckless.
Also what I have got to do before I sell it I suppose find out my blood type and a check up anything else? And would a privet doc take out a perfect working kidney to sell? How much would this cost in the UK? And how I could go around selling it for a good price and getting it to the buyer fresh and meaty.
I have started to construct a website for selling it I want a good price
I am targeting rich desperate parents of an unfortunate kid or something. Im gonna try and get it set up so the kidney can be taken out and shipped out in 2 days to anyone offering enough wonger. Is this possible.
The money is to by some property.

[ZodiacKiller]

Either this is a joke or you are seriously fucked up in the head.

[Opiyum]

WOW the satanist said your fucked up in the head for wanting to sell your kidney....WOW!
I dont think its that crazy...but I wouldnt do it...eh good luck.

[poppy]

I'm with Zodiac on this one. Are you joking? Please, please be joking...If not I suspect you must be really young, to have such a reckless attitude and disregard for your own health and future well being. I remember being young enough (and recognize the same thing in my boys) to see death and/or ill health as so far in the future that it not so much didn't matter but was totally irrelevant, a sort of bad things happen to someone else sort of mentality. Now of course I know no-body is immune and life has a nasty habit of knocking you down when you least expect it with all sorts of hideous things. However for all its downsides life is precious and should be at the very least respected.

This site is frequented by many people who through no fault of their own suffer from pain and ill health who would love to reside in your healthy body, some may even be on dialysis(spelling) or have close friends or family who are, imagine what they would think/feel about your post. (perhaps you see them as potential customers? sorry that last sentence was a bit out of order but WTF)You are talking of risking your health for the sake of a few quid? Hello!?!?! There's not a bag of smack in the world that I would by with one of my body parts. Its bad enough worrying about the damage I've done to myself through my years of abuse, and knowing that its my own stupid fault god knows how I'd feel if I'd done something as stupid as selling a kidney. One of the people who I'm at college with lost a kidney to cancer some years back, if he'd been stupid enough to sell a kidney he wouldn't be here now to tell the tale (he's fortunately now in remission and good health) Think about what you're saying!?! Like I said at the beginning please please be joking.

[Saira Bee]

Yes, there's a reason we're born with two kidneys. It's one thing to donate a kidney, should your spouse/parent/child need one, but to randomly decide to sell one just to try and make some money is pretty twisted. It's a very serious surgery. To be honest, I'd venture to guess you're considering doing this for drugs and drug money - not "property" like you said. First of all, you're on this forum, so you obviously have some sort of vested interest in opiates. Second, no one fucking sells a kidney so they can buy property. I would also question any doctor willing to remove your kidney for the reasons specified. Seriously, leave it be. There may come a point in your life when you need it...since it is one of your INTERNAL ORGANS and all.

[antony]

haven't you seen "Dirty Pretty Things?" Unless you need a passport don't bother.

if you do, I can help. 10k and a passport from any country in the G8









****it was a joke, gov't officials reading this! I don't know what a passport is, and have no idea how money works***

[zombiewoof23]

FATTY ORGANIC HOMEGROWN KIDNEY! ICE COLD! 1 FOR 3, 2 FOR 5! Try selling that on shakedown street.

[ZodiacKiller]

WOW the satanist said your fucked up in the head for wanting to sell your kidney....WOW!
I dont think its that crazy...but I wouldnt do it...eh good luck.

Well, see, and all true Satanists would agree, we don't believe in an afterlife, and that the time we are given in life is all the time we've got, hence the following mantra:

"Life is the great indulgence, death the final abstinance"

Thus, doing anything that would shorten our already miniscule time on this mortal coil is ludicrous. After all, even if any of us live to be a hundred, in the grand scheme of things that is but a mere drop in the very large bucket known as time.

Anyway, I'm with Poppy and Saira Bee on this one: to risk your health and/or potentially shorten your life for a couple o' bucks certainly is not worth it. I suspect you're having us on, but if you are indeed serious and are starting a website for the purpose, I for one would be interested in following your progress. I would find it incredibly amusing, so please post the link to your site when you have it up!

ZK

[katomic]

Im serious Iv been thinking of it for a while now my girlfriend thinks Im mad I am I know, I will have to do it behind her back that would be hard! Thanks for all your words but its honestly not for drugs Im a chipper with strong willpower.
Im not reckless but Sairabee has a point what if a loved one needs a kidney? I do have a BIG family so I don’t think it would be a problem. But the remark “no one fucking sells a kidney so they can buy property” where do you live? Round hear a 2 bedroom house/flat cost 200.000 pounds that’s 378.960 US$ and that’s a lower price bracket.
That’s why Im moving overseas but I cant get no mortgage for that so I need cash, yes I could save up but by the time I have saved for the current price of a property it would have gone up maybe even doubled like property’s around the world have been of the last 5 years

I know It’s extreme selling a kidney for property but its more than that to me, its, independence, security, happiness and freedom.

I hate renting I live in a shard house that is falling apart full of lowlife alcoholics junkies and thieves my rent is 325 pound a month and the kitchen and bathroom is a biohazard
I need out

I would like to hear what candy has to say about the health implications

[Coddfish]

This is great. he has focus, a business plan, a target clientele, and a valuable product. where there's a need there's an opportunity. I have to admit I am laughing at this whole thing (out loud) but like zk I wanna be updated. If it worksm maybe i'll sell my sphincter, fresh and meaty.

[devilsdrug]

my wife has 1 kidney and other than being crazy she is doin alright, ya grandma was in co. jail for crank got an infected kidney out it came. she does drink takes nutter pills and tons of herbs vitamins ect.

[Saira Bee]

Well...okay. And property is quite expensive where I live, but that's neither here nor there. I just think there are other ways to get the money, i.e. a loan or line of credit. Selling a kidney is a very extreme measure, and there is NO WAY you'd be able to do it without your girlfriend knowing. Even if you could "be out of town" during your hospital stay, you're going to have a pretty significant scar after such a procedure. Of course, you could always say you were stabbed or something. ;) All jokes aside, please think this through! If for no other reason, again, you (or someone you love) might need that kidney someday. You can't buy it back once it's gone...

[ZodiacKiller]

This is great. he has focus, a business plan, a target clientele, and a valuable product. where there's a need there's an opportunity. I have to admit I am laughing at this whole thing (out loud) but like zk I wanna be updated. If it worksm maybe i'll sell my sphincter, fresh and meaty.

See, I'm with ya here, Codd--I'm laughing out loud, too. Especially at the thought of him trying to keep it a secret from his girlfriend.(!!!!)

And I ain't trying to be shitty to you Kat, but come on, man.....you gotta see how incredibly strange this sounds to all of us. I mean, I've heard of junkies doing some off the wall stuff (and I know you said you're not doing this for drugs), but this takes the cake. I mean, you're gonna let a surgeon cut you open and remove a vital organ!!! Do you have any idea of the earth-shattering implications of what you're saying here? I still think you're having us on....

And hey Codd, let me know how the sphincter sale goes. I had no idea there was a market for used balloon-knots....;)

ZK

[katomic]

LOL I not though I will do anything to get a few acres in South America and live a peaceful life with a poppy field and another field for food of course. And recon I can pull it off until she sees the scars then what can she do? she is not gonna live me over it I know that.

[skeletontea]

Katomic, DD's tale about his wife is a perfect example of why you shouldn't sell one of your kidneys. She fortunately still had one remaining. What would have happened if she had sold her other kidney beforehand?

If you do choose to sell your organ, and for some reason lose your other kidney (from infection, disease, or even a massive injury) then you will be the one looking to buy a kidney. Who will the donor be? Perhaps someone like you looking for some quick cash.

Please consider this, before you go ahead with this plan.

[Curio]

I had this idea myself years ago....I was very YOUNG and foolish....and a bit angry when I found out that I could NOT do this, even if the opportunity presented itself.

just FYI: in America at least, this is TOTALLY ILLEGAL, and if the docs knew of it, they would refuse to participate...that is if they are "ethical" professionals.

I know it's strange how we can "sell our bodies" in a sexual sense, legally ~at least in Nevada~ but in the country itself, we can't sell our body parts, children, or threaten/commit suicide.

SO, truly, it is NOT as "free" a country as one might imagine...

The health implications are obvious...lots and lots of POSSIBLE things that could go wrong down the road...you will only notice you are missing a kidney when you need it the most...

As far as the actual transplant part, if you've ever had surgery, they warn you about all the things that can go wrong:

1) complications due to anesthesia
(anytime you are "put under" there's a chance you WON'T wake up again)
2) INFECTION
3) hemorrhage/blood loss/shock

that's all I can think of, but I'm sure Candy will have more info for you. I see now that you're in the EU, so I don't know what your law & regs are regarding this, but pretty sure that the only countries that would allow it are third world and who wants to head out to a third nation and seek a major surgical procedure!!??

[DaOxyMan]

You are all haters...this plan is GENIOUS and thats an understatement...its moderately well thought out and has the opportunity to make cash quick...also, no one has seen what i have thought of...if he finds the right "doc" he not only gets to have his 'useless' extra kidney removed, sold for an outrageous amount of cash to a dying sucker, he also will be in sever pain, requiring a *prescription* from his "doc"...now, this shady doc was already down w/ the plan to begin w/, so lets assume that before the opporation(sp? that don't look right? im high) the after-effects were discussed..the doc would tell him that the pain would be terrible..being the opiophile he is he would say "well im a junky" and demand a script for at minimum some 80mg OCs, which his new "doc" would be down w/...so now he has a bunch of cash, a shiny OC 80mg script fo life, and for what sacrifice? i few days work and a little pain? oh and minus a vital organ we were all obviously meant to have and the possible guilt that maybe what he did was incredibly immoral..but who fucking cares the pros strongly outweigh the cons...i say do it, forget these haters

[poppy]

Please consider this, before you go ahead with this plan.

Skeleton, don't worry!! Having thought about this, and I mean thought! I don't think he's going to do it, or ever had any real intention of doing it. In fact I think there's more chance of seeing God on a chop with a spike in his arm.

[Kallie]

my wife has 1 kidney and other than being crazy she is doin alright, ya grandma was in co. jail for crank got an infected kidney out it came. she does drink takes nutter pills and tons of herbs vitamins ect.

DD, I'm honestly sorry to hear about your wife's kidney, but the description of her "recovery" is ... well, pure DD, "...and other than being crazy she is doin alright...." Why don't those TV programming morons make a reality series, "Survivor(s)... DD & Family." I'd love to watch... it'd be the 1st one I've ever seen... but worth it!

Getting back to the kidney sale (perhaps thru our friends @ eBay's India division, those grubby bastards probably sell 'em by the truckload).... I know in India there's quite a market in body parts. Some program on Discovery or TLC had a show on just how may desperate crazy ppl sell one of their parts, but kidneys are the winners, hands down.

For all the reasons listed above, and even more not yet listed, I'm waving the red flag with, "Don't Do It." But if you do persist, please give us your website, as previously requested, so we can keep track of things.... or just let us know it was all a hoax. Either way.

Bi11i's gonna have to add a new forum, now, too... Selling Your Body Parts (best ways to merchandise/market, etc.)

[dissident]

yeah i think it's a great idea, i didnt have time to read all the replies so dont freak out if this was already said, but... it is not a small procedure to remove somebody's kidney. it's like a 6 hour procedure that not just any doctor can do, it takes about 2 teams of 6 or 7 nurses, doctors, anestesia people etc. EACH and half the battle is just gettin through the operation right.. but if you find somebody who can pull this off in their garage let me know cause i'm in

[dissident]

You are all haters...this plan is GENIOUS and thats an understatement...its moderately well thought out and has the opportunity to make cash quick...also, no one has seen what i have thought of...if he finds the right "doc" he not only gets to have his 'useless' extra kidney removed, sold for an outrageous amount of cash to a dying sucker, he also will be in sever pain, requiring a *prescription* from his "doc"...now, this shady doc was already down w/ the plan to begin w/, so lets assume that before the opporation(sp? that don't look right? im high) the after-effects were discussed..the doc would tell him that the pain would be terrible..being the opiophile he is he would say "well im a junky" and demand a script for at minimum some 80mg OCs, which his new "doc" would be down w/...so now he has a bunch of cash, a shiny OC 80mg script fo life, and for what sacrifice? i few days work and a little pain? oh and minus a vital organ we were all obviously meant to have and the possible guilt that maybe what he did was incredibly immoral..but who fucking cares the pros strongly outweigh the cons...i say do it, forget these haters


accually i'm with this guy forget what i just said

[poonwhalla]

now you gave him an idea great. please send us the pics or link to a website. That is crazy ever try to work 2 jobs for more $$$ or how about fireing off some knuckle children, I think you can get 50 a shot for that, then again with that thinking that gene pool should stop there.

[antony]

yeah i think it's a great idea, i didnt have time to read all the replies so dont freak out if this was already said, but... it is not a small procedure to remove somebody's kidney. it's like a 6 hour procedure that not just any doctor can do, it takes about 2 teams of 6 or 7 nurses, doctors, anestesia people etc. EACH and half the battle is just gettin through the operation right.. but if you find somebody who can pull this off in their garage let me know cause i'm in

yea, im with dissident. just do it. as nike says.

only dr. nick can cut out both at once. you know the dangers now. i'll be there in the hospital taking your pain meds!!

;)

[DaOxyMan]

too bad ya can't put organs on Ebay anymore....saw a banana go for $100 bucks..rotten too.so by my analogy:


Banana(rotten)[worthless]=$100
Kidney[valuable]=$500,000

[antony]

Banana(rotten)[worthless]=$100
Kidney[valuable]=$500,000

dammit oxy man, don't bid up the price of a kidney. you must of saw my post of 10k and a passport. you cant jump 490, thousand.

unless you're richer than me. if you are, you'd be a arab prince or bill gates. those are the only people that are richer than my family.

whatup?

[Kallie]

Once again, I'm crying (from laughing so damn hard). Threads like this are part of why we all come back, right? It is exactly like CT's rubber-necking car crash drive-by-ers... I personally cannot tear myself away for too long, lest I miss something like this. And, DaOxy scoped out all the angles... whooo hooo. Go Oxy!!!

And Poon, is a knuckle-child a sperm donation? Just guessing here...

[katomic]

Skeleton, don't worry!! Having thought about this, and I mean thought! I don't think he's going to do it, or ever had any real intention of doing it. In fact I think there's more chance of seeing God on a chop with a spike in his arm.

Poppy have some faith Im a bright kid I mean I can allways grow another one right?

In fact Im gonna crack on with the website right now anyone know any free hosting companys that use CpanelX and have subdomains?

Candy do I have to know my blood type and stuff?

[candy]

Katomic,
Yeah, you need to know your blood type and be tested for a number of other things, such as HIV/Hep C. And I imagine a number of tests to rule out any diseases you may not be aware of.

I doubt you are going to find any legitimate doc here in the U.S. who would be willing to do this and going outside of the U.S. while it might sound like a good idea, isn't!

Why would you trust someone to take out your kidney, unless it was in a situation where you needed to donate to a family member or out of the goodness of your heart. So you get someone who contacts you from your site and say they will do it. Hmmm, what seems totally off about this.

Gee, why not take a few more organs while your out. Maybe your corneas, your liver, hey even your heart.

Your talking about taking some huge risks here and I doubt your going to get the kind of money your looking for.
I wouldn't trust anyone who agreed to do this off some internet ad and allow them to put me under and only take my one kidney, sew me back up and send me home.
Your a healthy young male and they can get a hell of a profit from not only your kidneys, but your heart, corneas, lungs, liver, and your skin. Yeah, they can harvest skin and most of the time, they use cadaver skin, but to get it fresh now that doesn't happen often. Especially when it involves a whole body.
And even if you do find someone who will do it and doesn't kill you in the process, would you do it in any place other than a clean and equipped hospital with sterile instruments, monitoring equipment, and the staff to administer drugs and aftercare!

So, even if your really considering this or your post is bullshit and your looking for some attention...Either way, my suggestion.....Get a loan!

[poppy]

Spot on Candy!!

[DaOxyMan]

^...............................................Ow ned.

[Coddfish]

Candy, Kat lives in Europe not here with us yanks. Surely it would be ok over there somewhere? I mean if it's legal, which it probably isn't. But it could be in one of those countries in the eu. Maybe? Not that what I want should carry any weight, but I wanna see him succeed....and be all happy and healthy with a plot of land in S.A. I'll go visit when he gets it.

[candy]

Hey Cod, that would be nice if he does succeed and maybe we can all meet him there. A little opiophile get together, LOL!

I doubt that it is legal there. While there may be docs doing it. My concern would be the conditions of where ever it is they do this. I wouldn't allow anyone to put me to sleep and remove my kidney unless it was done in a hospital like setting with an anesthesiologist and all the equipment to monitor my vitals, nurses, and sterile equipment. Hell, infection could kill him, let alone the proceedure.

Would you trust someone who answered your ad to sell a kidney and let them put you out. It just doesn't happen in the way Katomic wants. While there are men who take kids and adults alike and harvest there organs. Those unlucky souls end up dead with more than one organ taken. And I am not talking about that old urban legend. Children especially are victims of this.

Hey, if he can find someone trustworthy who will do it and he gets the cash he wants, more power to him. But he would be taking a huge risk.

Ultimately it is his decision, but I doubt he will get any takers. If the authorities don't get to him first, then maybe someone else willing to pay will. Hey, what kind of nurse would I be if I didn't tell him all the neg/pos.

[Coddfish]

You'd be like too many of the nurses I have had, which isn't a good thing. They woulda told kat he was stupid and a bad person and not worth their time (not very creative are they?). I truly wish you had been around in some of my medical stuff, i have a feeling my life would be so much the better. Eh, watchya gonna do? Can't turn back the sundial. And you woulda made sure I was properly medicated, right? *wink wink* HEY! that gives me an IDEA!!: Candy, you could assist with Kat's procedure. I bet he could work in an expense paid trip to europe, funded by the richy parents. And then the sky is the limit. Damn, I wanna be your representation. With your skills and my lust for $, we could go places. Parcels in Brazil for all!!
:)

[poppy]

Candy, Kat lives in Europe not here with us yanks. Surely it would be ok over there somewhere? I mean if it's legal, which it probably isn't. But it could be in one of those countries in the eu.
This is the UK, not some third world country that katomic lives in, we do have running water here! However as yet we don't come accross people selling body parts on every corner (just smack LOL)
Wish you were here

[candy]

C'mon Cod, were there and if Katomic's rich parents want to fund a trip, hey I'll remove whatever he wants!Sorry to hear you had some bad nursing though Cod. And I never administered anyone, anything I didn't have a doc's order for, (yeah, right!) And if Katomic has rich parents, why is he considering the sale of one of his organs? Did they cut him off from the family fortune?

[Coddfish]

I meant the rich parents of a kidney recipient, like the ones kat is looking for. A lil' heartless maybe? I'm just saying, if it were a perfect world--except for little kids neeeding kidneys--then we could all ride a bunch of sold organs to the promised land. Milk and honey, latex and tar, it's all the same.

[candy]

I guess I should of read your post a bit better. I imagine if some kids parents were looking for a healthy kidney for their kid and had no time to wait until one came available, then they might pay for one from a healthy adult. Sort of like the black market for organs. People buy healthy infants to raise as their own all the time. Although I stated the risks involved with Katomic selling his kidney, I do however feel that we should be able to do what we want with our own bodies. That is not to say that I feel suicide is an option, but for someone who is suffering from disease or someone who has lived a long and productive life, we should be able to make those decisions without the government getting in the way.But then again, if there weren't laws in place, this world might be a bit more chaotic. We just don't live in a society that looks at people as individuals. We are treated as a whole and instead of treating each person on a one to one basis, we are treated on what is good for our society as a whole. Katomic wants to sell his kidney for some quick cash and society sees that as bad. But, someone who does it out of the kindness of their heart and that is good. Both face the same risks, but Katomic would be seen as selfish and crazy and the other fellow gets a good citizen award. So, that is my take on it all...Sorry to get so deep on ya there.

[katomic]

OK I figure I’m still helping someone maybe even saving there life if I sell them my kidney! My target market may sound a little harsh I can see that, but every product needs one.
Thanks for all your thoughts on this but...

It has been decided I will go ahead with the plan but the big problem is HOW TO DO IT?

I don’t understand how the donor system works hence why I posted it hear but hear it is…

The plan: (in rough)

I get tested for my blood type and the other things candy said.

I will try to get the word about using a website (trying really hard to make it sound real!)
On the site I offer to pose as a donor to the one in need of the kidney say an old friend or distant family

I get a buyer

The one in need or there parents pay me to fly and get to the hospital that the one in need is at, here I pose as the old friend, on the day of the op a few hours before going to hospital I get paid the agreed price (no checks).

Posing as the friendly donor they take my kidney out and put it into her

One life saved and one life made better

And I fuck off to SA

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What you think? Will it work? I don’t know how it works, if I’m posing as an old friend or distant family member any help suggestions or corrections are welcome

[ZodiacKiller]

Sorry, Kat, but I still think you're nuts. But definitely keep us posted! If you do this after so many responses and advice and whatnot, you just gotta let us know how it works out....

Oh, and good luck, ya nut-job, you!

ZK

[poonwhalla]

as much as I read this post I feel sunshine is being blown up you know where this has to be a joke

[poppy]

Hey Katomic, If it happens have you thought about the fact that its definitely going to hurt!!!! I hate pain and if the doctor told me tomorrow that I'd got to have a kidney removed I'd be terrified.Like I said before please THINK!!!

[jacky]

people DONATE kidneys all the time....I think the donators, if not cadaver/recently deceased, are mostly living subjects. I think that insurance companies will pay out pain and suffering to the donator possibly, though of how much I have no idea. I know that all the expenses are usually covered for the donator...

it is not such a bad idea to want to help someone out.

there are alot of variables here, and I dont think that an opiophile/junkie might be the first choice of some rich parents...given drug history, IV use etc will most likely come up.

how much money are we talking here katomic....?

I think you need an agent, an organ management PR man to put you in contact with an out of the country entity...
you also need to talk to kidney donaters, so see what type of money could be expected.

stay away from offers in the third world, unless you bring some freinds to make sure they just dont take the whole bag of organs (eyes, ears, heart, penis, veins, liver, and that last remaining kidney)

stay away from any HMO offers, they are cutthroat businessmen, you would be better off with any third world hospitality compared to these sharks....

some people have three kidneys. maybe you could sell some of theirs on your website to boot, surely people wouldnt look at this in a bad way, I mean, taking 1 kidney from a person who has three is just making them MORE NORMAL.

[lucas45862]

SWIM THINKS THE IDEA IS ABSOULTY CRAZY TO DO IT FOR MONEY. NOW TO DO IT TO HELP SOMEONE OUT BUT NOT FOR MONEY.

[defenestrate]

i think that you have 2 kidneys for a reason, and cutting down to 1 for any reason other than life-or-death of yourself or an immediate loved one is probably a bit rash. i've certainly considered things like this, but kidneys are just too damned important to sell. now, maybe one of my testicles...

[bronyraur]

finally got to this thread. What the F*CK is this shit?!?!?!:confused:

Hay Im seriously looking for some advice from anyone with experience of having one kidney, what’s its like do you have to watch how much you drink (I drink about 2-3 beers a day) not really worried about other health implications not that Im reckless.
Also what I have got to do before I sell it I suppose find out my blood type and a check up anything else? And would a privet doc take out a perfect working kidney to sell? How much would this cost in the UK? And how I could go around selling it for a good price and getting it to the buyer fresh and meaty.
I have started to construct a website for selling it I want a good price
I am targeting rich desperate parents of an unfortunate kid or something. Im gonna try and get it set up so the kidney can be taken out and shipped out in 2 days to anyone offering enough wonger. Is this possible.
The money is to by some property.

[shaunclo]

Does this really surprise you bronyraur, I mean look at all the stuff people do for money.

I mean I put on a collared shirt and nice slacks EVERY FUCKIN MORNING to get money, hell, doing that for the rest of my life seems more ludacris than donating a kidney for money. IMO

[WarmCyanide]

Im surprised it has stayed this idle myself, Brony. What a great topic. Scary though that Katomic is serious, so why do I think it's so hilarious. Who knows. I've skemmed through three pages of this debacle a couple drops of urine accidentally came out.

People say, "that's why we were born with two kidneys" Well, YEah, Duh??? So you can sell one!!!

You'd just be F'd in the Anus if your remaining kidney failed or it fell victim to a freak Marlin fishing accident.

Here's the steps i think you could take without even going "there" with your insurance company (elective surgeries may not be covered, even for the comprehensive"suck-your-dick-while-on-a-Dilaudid-drip-with-no-copay" plans)

Go to your GP, get all the tests candy mentioned. and then some. (Clotting times, CBC Chems) all that garbage. Go to a Psychiatrist juuuuuuustt to check. Take all of your test results and go to a Nephrologist.
Have a 95% chance you'll get laughed out of his/her practice. Good luck. and keep us opiated. i mean updated.

[chemboy7]

I don't know man, the first thing I think of when I wake up is getting high... having one kidney would really put a kink in my lifestyle. I think I would rather sell one of my testicles.

[WarmCyanide]

I don't know man, the first thing I think of when I wake up is getting high... having one kidney would really put a kink in my lifestyle. I think I would rather sell one of my testicles.


Must.....Resist......Lance Armstrong......reference....:speechles that was close..

[schumer]

You are all haters...this plan is GENIOUS and thats an understatement...its moderately well thought out and has the opportunity to make cash quick...also, no one has seen what i have thought of...if he finds the right "doc" he not only gets to have his 'useless' extra kidney removed, sold for an outrageous amount of cash to a dying sucker, he also will be in sever pain, requiring a *prescription* from his "doc"...now, this shady doc was already down w/ the plan to begin w/, so lets assume that before the opporation(sp? that don't look right? im high) the after-effects were discussed..the doc would tell him that the pain would be terrible..being the opiophile he is he would say "well im a junky" and demand a script for at minimum some 80mg OCs, which his new "doc" would be down w/...so now he has a bunch of cash, a shiny OC 80mg script fo life, and for what sacrifice? i few days work and a little pain? oh and minus a vital organ we were all obviously meant to have and the possible guilt that maybe what he did was incredibly immoral..but who fucking cares the pros strongly outweigh the cons...i say do it, forget these haters

:eek: Please do not get ofended :mad: if the Schum:ban: steps on some toes here. I's be JUST Philoso-o-phis-in YAWL. We are after all mature adults here BTLOL


Holy Shit & pass the tylenol. I "FUCKIN-A-RIGHT- BUBBA" ,,,,,,, AGREE. :faga1: MANO,,,,,,,,,
WHOSE KIDNEY IS IT ANYWAY.? :speechles You telling me they'll pry all of yawl's kidnies from your COLD DEAD FINGERS LOL?


:att: How many of you in disagreeance :angry2: ABSOLUTELY SHIT YOURSELVES over anything less than A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO CHOOSE?????? NON JUDGEMENTALLY JUST THE PLAIN COLD HARD FACTS JACK,,,,,,,,,, This is about what the fuck motivates each and everyone of us almost as much as KEEPING A HEALTHY STASH AROUND:dollarsig

:juggle: It is after all a human beings RIGHT & FREE CHOICE to have 1 or 2 kidneys isn't it? :cheeky1: I completely agree! Think about just how self serving we have had to be most of our opiate addicted lives to be happy practicing OPIATE AFFICIANDOES YAWL????? .:party:


Ever heard Cheech & Chong's first Album??? BTOLOLIn the words of Wink Martindale after he is brought on to introduce BLIND MELON CHITTLIN

" Crash Pads, incense, Hare Khrishna and Power to the People all you Groovy Freaks"

[schumer]

I don't know man, the first thing I think of when I wake up is getting high... having one kidney would really put a kink in my lifestyle. I think I would rather sell one of my testicles.

JUST GOOFIN HERE NOT INTENDING TO OFFEND JUST GOOFIN YAWL


Chemboy,,,,,,,:party-smi You have stumbled upon something many a TRUE BELIVER whilst in their trekking hath suffered BAD ASSED withdrawals over due to a lack of places to cop whistin in the midst of their journies searching for the answer. Can we get a group MANTRA HERE. EVERYONE CROSSLEGGED LOTUS LIKE YAWL?

?:crowded: :apl: :yin-yang: :whip2_1: :peeonme:


It only takes one of them there little ITTY BIDDIE WITTLE TADPOLES cruising through dem sugar walls to create a little CHEMBOY YEAHAWWW & SCCCHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAZZAM Sgt. Carter. WE ONLY NEED ONE TESTICLE. CATS & DOGS SLEEPING TOGETHER MAKE ME WRITE BAD CHECKS HOLY SHIT.


MEANWHILE BACK IN DA RAL WORLD OF ABOUT I/2 OF HUMANITY's WORLD VIEW:cheeky1:

Maybe then your capitalist pig destroying profit oriented pig self center self could take that bad boy put it in Clear High Impact plastic and sell it to the HIGHEST BIDDER on EBAY.

This just keeps gettin better MAN.

[chemboy7]

I wonder how much I could get for one of my nuts??? Shit I got 2 of em that I don't use half as much as I do my kidney... we got any bidder's in the house? Get your very own Chemboy man marble. There's only 2 of these bad boys on the face of the earth so supplies are definately limited. Place a PM order within the next 5 minutes and get a free complimentary PBS tote bag.

[Curio]

I wonder how much I could get for one of my nuts??? Shit I got 2 of em that I don't use half as much as I do my kidney... we got any bidder's in the house? Get your very own Chemboy man marble. There's only 2 of these bad boys on the face of the earth so supplies are definately limited. Place a PM order within the next 5 minutes and get a free complimentary PBS tote bag.


dude, you ARE a nut, nevah mind selling one!:D

[Zoop]

I am in total and complete agreement with Mr. "Schum" (welcome, brother) and DaOXyMan on this one.

Who the fuck cares if this chap wants to give up one of 'is kidneys? Why in the hell would it matter to anyone but him? Are you all that concerned about "his future?" c'mon!

As a mattter of fact, I've heard of this being done, not in any "advanced country," mind you, but in someplace like Vietnam, Thailand, maybe Mexico or some other Latin American country, or maybe even Russia, or China or perhaps one of those "CIS" countries (former Soviet Republics like Armenia, Khazakstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Georgia) or some African country, like Kenya or Ethiopia or Eritrea.

You could NEVER get away with it in the USA, Canada, UK, France, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, Spain (well, maybe Spain), Sweden, Norway, Finland, Australia, South Africa.

For you, Katomic, since you're UK, I'd recommend looking into somewhere in North Africa.

But anyways, I don't think anything's wrong with it at all! The only problem would be to arrange it. The website is a good idea, but the operation would have to be done in some other country besides UK, and then, obviously, the transplant would have to be done quickly thereafter, so that would have to be done in the same country. The recipient would have to go to that country as well, then.


P.S. Never believe anything a Satan worshipper says, because Satan is the Father of Lies.

[katomic]

Thanks for all your advice and support a little update...
I have put this Idea on the back burner for a while, no I havent whimped out but may be getting compensation which if i win will get me the money I need to start paying for a property I will know in a year but in the mean time i will save the helpful msg's for if i dont win.

[Coddfish]

I wonder how much I could get for one of my nuts??? Shit I got 2 of em that I don't use half as much as I do my kidney... we got any bidder's in the house? Get your very own Chemboy man marble. There's only 2 of these bad boys on the face of the earth so supplies are definately limited. Place a PM order within the next 5 minutes and get a free complimentary PBS tote bag.My sphincter for your nut. How many people have two sphincters? And how many have 3 nuts? fucking brilliant. I'll throw in a toe, one of the middle ones.

[youwonhundred]

OK, I just HAVE to chime in here with my two cents worth, and I know its been said, but I am going to say it again anyway. Dude, either you are joking just to see what kind of response you will get, ie attention seeking, you're looking for dope money, or you are too stupid to pour piss out of a boot. Personally, I am going to withhold my own opinion as to which it is for the time being, but on the off chance you are serious, please heed some words of advice from someone (one of many on the board, I am quite sure) who has been through more surgeries than I can recall offhand, and DON'T.

Many good reasons have already been given, so I won't belabor the obvious, but the human body is a surprisingly ftagile creation, miraculous though it may be. No amount of money in the world is worth putting yourself through such a serious procedure. I hate to preach (although I am an ordained minister, for what that is worth) but (insert diety name here) didn't give you two kidneys so you could sell one to buy a house. (insert desired opiate here in place of house, as appropriate)

While I understand the desire to be "secure" and own a home, I have one question that IMHO cuts right to the heart (kidney, in this case) of the matter. (pun quite intended, thanks) What good will that home do you if your health suffers from your decision to sell a part of your body? A home serves no real purpose, if, to obtain it, you end up causing yourself serious bodily harm or death. You can't take it with you, right?

[WarmCyanide]

hundred, this thread may be old enough for katomic to already be in the recovery room.

[youwonhundred]

LOL. yeah, i just read the dates... what can i say, i was high :P

[Powdered Love]

okay.. i can't resist...

i'm having a sale!

everything god gave me two of,

half off!






:D BA DUM DUM! :D

:music3:

[greenfox]

LOL I not though I will do anything to get a few acres in South America and live a peaceful life with a poppy field and another field for food of course. And recon I can pull it off until she sees the scars then what can she do? she is not gonna live me over it I know that.

wow. Its probably safer to try and grow dope. Seriously.

Dont sell yer damn kidney. I haven't even finished reading this thread and I HAVE to object and reply right now... Have u ever seen someone on dialasis? If u only have 1 kidney left, your chances of waranting this evasive and fun (not) procedure skyrocket, and your chances of ever having a healthy normal life are about as good as my chances to learn howe to fuckin spell... which isn't very likely.


and besides, there really is easier ways to get money. Come over to the states with some of that bomb EURO dope and you'll make plenty.

[greenfox]

okay.. i can't resist...

i'm having a sale!

everything god gave me two of,

half off!






:D BA DUM DUM! :D

:music3:


ah, fuck it, I'll take one of everything. :)

[Coddfish]

okay.. i can't resist...

i'm having a sale!

everything god gave me two of,

half off!






:D BA DUM DUM! :D

:music3:
if you were a chick, i'd buy one of your boobs. always wanted my own booby to play with. maybe we can work out a 3-way trade.