Funny story

[shaunclo]

We all have funny moments when we are trying to hit a vein and right when you register something happens, but you cant stop cause......well.......cause you JUST CANT FUCKIN STOP!!

So this is my funny story....

I have been banging my subutex on occassion lately, well, o.k. almost every day. And it is getting harder to register and find a vein. I work out, so its not too hard, but not the easiest thing either. Anyways, I ran home during lunch to get a bit of a mood lift and it was cold in my room today so it was especially hard to find a compliant vein. After about 5 minutes of searching, (I know a lot of people have it a lot worse) the second I pulled back and registered, I hear this thud. I had just bought a 1/2 gallon water bottle and it had just fallen over and was just pouring itself all over a couple of magazines, my favorite pair of jeans and a couple of shirts. (yes, my room is a little messy) Well, I couldnt just stop and turn the water bottle over to stop it from pouring, so I just had to listen to it empty itself out over a shitload of my stuff. Just when I was done pushing the last bit of my subutex into my blood river, the whole bottle was empty. Half my carpet was SOAKED and my pants drenched along with magazines destroyed. I had to just laugh it off and accept the fact that only a junky can witness such a funny scenario. This is one prime example of why we have it so good, who else can tell a story like that:D

[antony]

the worst is when you wake up from a nod, still fucked up, so you NEED a smoke, and Im sitting in my chair/bed/couch, and nod off again just to wake up again to the cig burning a hole in my chest/shirt/scrotum/bed sheets. I ruined so many warm-ups that way. and my bed looks like swiss cheese.

[shaunclo]

the worst is when you wake up from a nod, still fucked up, so you NEED a smoke, and Im sitting in my chair/bed/couch, and nod off again just to wake up again to the cig burning a hole in my chest/shirt/scrotum/bed sheets. I ruined so many warm-ups that way. and my bed looks like swiss cheese.

I can soooooo relate. When I was habitually using, I use to wake up in the middle of the night and just crave a smoke. So I would light one up, but never ever got to finish it. My covers, pillow case, and mattress would always exstinguish the smoke for me. I always wondered how the hell I never burnt the house down:jumping-s

[ZodiacKiller]

That is fuckin' funny guys! I was just the other day showing my buddy what I call my "junkie sweatshirt"--it's my house sweatshirt that I wear for just chillin'. It's so full of holes it's not funny. I held it up for him to see, and it's like a bunch of moths ate it or something. LMAO. I, too am surprised I never burnt the house down.

[candy]

Mine is not necessarily a funny story, but this post made me think of it.
I was in a public restroom once, McDonald's and I was getting high. Didn't have a lighter and was a bit sick and had to use matches.( I was only about 5 miles from home, but hey it seemed like 50 at the time)
Just as I registered and was about to push the plunger a cop walks in, big female cop. I should of just got the hell out of there when she went into the stall, but I wanted that shot so bad and my shit was sitting on top of the toilet paper dispenser.
I thought for sure as I was getting my stuff together I would drop something on the floor, so I just sat there and decided what the hell and got high.
When I walked out she was sitting in her patrol car parked just next to mine.
So I just smiled at her and drove off.

[Opiyum]

Mine is not necessarily a funny story, but this post made me think of it.
I was in a public restroom once, McDonald's and I was getting high. Didn't have a lighter and was a bit sick and had to use matches.( I was only about 5 miles from home, but hey it seemed like 50 at the time)
Just as I registered and was about to push the plunger a cop walks in, big female cop. I should of just got the hell out of there when she went into the stall, but I wanted that shot so bad and my shit was sitting on top of the toilet paper dispenser.
I thought for sure as I was getting my stuff together I would drop something on the floor, so I just sat there and decided what the hell and got high.
When I walked out she was sitting in her patrol car parked just next to mine.
So I just smiled at her and drove off.

What a great feeling that is. Getting away with jailtime right in front of a cop. You smile at them they smile back and inside your laughing your ass off.



When it comes to burning holes in your....everything I developed a way to avoid this. While nodding on the couch or bed right after you light the cig hit it and rest your arm/hand on a table next to you with your cig hand resting over the ashtray.
This will lead to very strong caluses in between your pointer and middle finger. Another thing that noone but a junkie could have. It just depends on what you would rather burn...yourself or your buddies new couch.
Maybe the firefighters are making up this whole cigarrettes butts are the main cause of house fires thing.

[Curio]

What a great feeling that is. Getting away with jailtime right in front of a cop. You smile at them they smile back and inside your laughing your ass off.

When it comes to burning holes in your....everything I developed a way to avoid this. While nodding on the couch or bed right after you light the cig hit it and rest your arm/hand on a table next to you with your cig hand resting over the ashtray.
This will lead to very strong caluses in between your pointer and middle finger. Another thing that noone but a junkie could have. It just depends on what you would rather burn...yourself or your buddies new couch.
Maybe the firefighters are making up this whole cigarrettes butts are the main cause of house fires thing.

cigarette butts thrown out car windows ARE A HUGE CAUSE OF WILDFIRES....structure fires, on the other hand, are usually faulty electrical, either with your home wiring or some household appliance that misfires in some fashion or another...course ARSON as a cause in either structure(think commercial bldg.) or wildfires is right up at the top

:jumping-s sorry, resident firefighter here felt compelled to speak on this one, lol, OPI!! :jumping-s

[rajah]

Rolling on the floor laughing. I've know I gotten rudely awakened by my dog many times and girlfriend, only once thank god, for pretending they were the ashtrays. She told me not to drop it on her and I was like I'm awake don't worry. Bam, Slap, You F@#ker I told you. Sorry.
I always wondered what the hotels thought was going on when they would clean rooms after I left and find cigarette burns all over there nice bed spreads, and sheets and carpet and night stand and bathroom vanity. Ha. But I always felt at home at some sleazy roadside inn when you entered the room and somebody else had already left the tell tale signs of Junkydom. No worries here at least, f@#kers beat me to it. :mad: